I'm a Millennial.
>>538602950I am a reddit user.
im a zoomer
I'm Napoleon
>>538603907i'm gay and fat.
>>538602950What do you want a participation trophy?
>>538602950she looks like she has a very high body count
Based. >appreciating quality handmade goods with my Zoomer gf at the Farmer's Market, wearing reclaimed selvedge denim before cycling home on our fixed gear vintage bikes, blasting some indie tunes and making a locally sourced vegetarian dinner, before non reproductive anal sex and bed in my dead Boomer parents' house (paid for). The quilt has been in the family for generations. >Wonder what zoomgroids are doing except crying and seething and hitting themselves in the face with rubber mallets Dudeweed
>>538604224Amazing how these women are everywhere but never choose you. It's almost like you're a sick, pale, ssri addicted Zoomie or his fat, gay porn loving Xer parents.
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>>538603907
>>538604343they arent good women though>good women havent been invented yet
>>538602950I'm a Human.
>>538604286I hope you porked her without lube, anon
>>538602950Zoomers will never know what we had.
>>538602950>I'm a Millennial.
>>538604527I use a custom preparation. You probably ever heard of itZoomer women don't want to be abused like Millennial women do lol
>>538602950FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>538604455Millennial women love being abused so they can blog about it later. They are too busy talking about "bodies" and "intersectionality" tohave any desirable or useful life skills and resent the idea of a family atmosphere. They are filth so I'm afraid we are simply taking your Zoomer coquettes
>>538602950what's really considered a millenial?Apparently I am one, but I don't act like one.
>>538605024If you owned a Walkman but can still see your dick, you're a Millennial.
Millennial women might be the most unattractive crop of the female gender to ever exist in the history of humanity;>shit fashion>shit hair styles>tattoo culture>piercing culture>turbo femoid social justice warriors>verbally combative and antagonistic>attention whoreism >girlboss, girlboss, girlboss>le woman “entrepreneur”>dogmom >Ms. Know-it-all
>>538605305They are extremely foul
why are millennial chicks so uglyI mean I know most of them are like 40 now but they got old really fast.
>>538602950why do zoomers wear colognethey smell like fucking shitsmells like Im being gassed with nerve gas around them and their faggoty colognes
>>538605305Don't you dare insult my Millennial queens
>>538604343Naw he sounds based and she looks like a whore
>>538605593Even the top of the line millennial models are mid in comparison to other average babes from the 90’s and before, and that’s only based on looks and ignoring the tectonic level of psycho brain damage the millennial whores are saddled with from dozens of abortions, cock carousel, daddy issues and general feminism. Also fuck dyed hair bullshit and Paramore has sucked for over 15 years and Hayley hangs out with niggers.
>>538603951Im fat and gay
>>538603951>>538605902I'm fay and gat
I started dating a tattooed roastie I met at work. She even has an OF. But she's kink & does anything I want and honestly seems like she'd make a good mother if she wasn't disgusted at the idea of children/family.Wat do
>>538605305They were hot as fuck in the early 2000's.
>>538606803She’s of euro descent which makes her a bit of an outlier. I’m referring to mostly American born millennial women.
>>538607301I grew up in the US. Class of 2000. half the girls in my school looked like her. She was the standard back then. It was before everyone ballooned and started Bogmaxxing. They were a lot more kind and flirtatious back then too. They hadn't completely gone psycho feminist yet. Also, most of America is European descent so yeah.
>>538608846Those girls grew up idolizing 90’s beauty standards and didn’t deviate too far from it. But something happened to the middle/later millennial girls that made them go mental with hair dye, tattoos, piercings and other turbo feminist bullshit. I certainly wasn’t surround by these dimes you apparently you had available and I personally never witnessed such quality women around that time and there’s no way you can say that your example of millennial women was ever the norm.
I don't date millennial women because they all have Disney princess syndrome
>>538606803For me, it was Stacey Keibler.
same, and I'm not apologizing for itzoomers wish they were us, they wish they were as cool and socially conscious as usbut they can never be, because they are too jaded by propaganda and social media
>>538605024Do you remember New Years Eve Y2K?
>>538602950Me too. 36, had a job in my early 20s (mcdonalds). Lasted 4 weeks before quitting to go smoke weed with my friends.
>>538609677Trish Stratus was pretty good too, but Sunny Smiles was waaay sluttier in a psycho kind of way.
>>538602950I did this a few weeks ago...just started googling old millennial actresses that used to give me a chubby. They're all either Crypt Keeper tier, dead, or porked out. Jennifer Lawrence still looks fine, Emma Stone not the worst. Kristen Bell, great. The bitch from Underworld disappointed me the most. Keira Knightley looks fine but was never my cuppa
>>538605893Strong disagree. 90s is good, 2000s is better. I just hit both 40 and 6m and makes me so sad ill never have this. Best I can hope for is a 18yrold crackhead in a wig.
>>538608846I want to go back.
