Do you wash your ass?
>>538603049Yes. Take a shower after you shit.
>>538603144Correct. This is why bidets are irrelevant.
>>538603144sometimes I shit after a shower to mix things up
>>538603257>taking a shit while showering
>>538603291It always feels like rape to me
>>538603049Yeah, when I shower.
>>538603257A bidet doesn't actually clean your ass. It's just as gross as just wiping.
fellow white people, we need to be better
>>538603576They are fantastic if you suffer from swamp ass in summer though.
>>538603049I wash my ass with the tears of my enemies
>>538603495thankfully it doesn't say anything
>>538603673thisthere's nothing like a refreshing ass shower in horrible toronto humidity>>538603651>fellow white peoplet. guy who's never wiped with his left hand
>>538603049Does that retarded brown even wash his hands?
my finger accidently slipped past the rim in the shower today because i was so sweaty i said no homo so i'm technically still straight
>>538603049>Saar you wipe asshole with paper but pajeet is superior we use piss to clean our ass we shit outside in rain bery smart saar
>>538603982Nope faggot.png
>>538603291Sometimes when I'm drunk I shit while I'm laying in the bathtub
>>538603049>actually believing splashing water in your ass makes it cleanbrown animals believe this.
>>538603049No cracKKKer in history has EVER washed they ass all you pedo whites LEAVE SHIT IN YOUR PANTS AND ASS
>>538603576If you get it just right, it'll shoot water up your ass and give you a bit of an enema. You can't do that with toilet paper.
>>538603049You guys don't fucking understand just how retarded jeets are.>wash your assThese "people" think White people clean their ass like they do, with their hand. They literally think you clean your ass with your hand and just wipe your hands off with paper. They think they are cleaner because they take a cup of water into the toilet and moisten their hand before scraping the shit from their ass cheeks. I have literally seen jeets go into a washroom, fill a paper cup with water, then go into the toilet....I hope none of your nations have to experience this.
>>538604196Skid marks are a fashion statement you stupid nigger lover. Don't even get me started on the smell
>>538603049the difference between us and pajeets is they think "washing your ass" means splashing water at their shitty asshole and smearing it around with the same hands they eat with is the same as using toilet paper to wipe clean then taking a shower with soap afterwards to clean up. every time this gets brought up, they are instantly quiet. fucking hate pajeets and don't start with that gay porn again Dikseek, we know how much you love to rape your grandfathers but fuck the Quran too fuck all of you I'm so tired of the internet in 2026. You have no idea how good it was when it was all 99% USA, UK, and Japan. You will NEVER know how good that was.
>>538603049Touching your anus is gay.
>>538604580I've seen it too but back then I didn't know what it was for. If you still eat things made by jeet hands in 2026 then you deserve your fate. boycot subway, tim hortons, boycot san antonio airport. everything.
>>538603049I have never washed my asshole in my life.That is what God made nigger tongues for.
I clean fecal residue from my ass with water in addition to the mechanical action of toilet paper, yes. I still think bidets are gross. They're too communal and positioned to get shit on and splattered. Your butthole is getting other people's butthole particles. Ew. >Ubermensch-tierTaking a shower after a shit and washing your whole ass actually clean with soap and water>Civilized-tierToilet paper and wet wipe combos, modern Japanese-style self-cleaning bidets, your own "bum gun" that nobidy else uses>Kinda gross-tier"It's water so it's cleaner" communal bidets or communal "bum guns" >Even more gross-tierWiping your ass with dry TP and at least flushing it like an Amerishart>Slave-tierWiping your ass with dry TP, leaving behind any fecal residue that can't be scraped off by cellulose, and throwing it in the trash like a Mexican because the plumbing can't handle it >Not even worthy of being called a human being regardless of whatever other virtues you may supposedly have-tierUsing your wet bare fingertips to directly manipulate and scrape away feces from your poopy butthole with dirty water from a shit-smeared refilled water bottle like an Indian (they literally do this, I'm neither kidding nor exaggerating)
my anus, my rules
>>538604580Bro I’ve been to India. We stopped at a “nice gas station” with a Burger King (lol) and like a subway. Go into the bathroom. No toilet paper at all in any stall. Just a hose on the ground that was just sitting in a pool of bacteria. The browns use this to turn solid shit into liquid shit that runs down their legs. Again no toilet paper. And no soap at the sink. Truly a disgusting race.
>>538603049Once a week when I shower
This is the same guy who kept saying Italy needed more Africans to improve their World Cup performance, he’s absolutely obsessed
It's usually black dudes who refuse to slip a hand between their cheeks in the shower because they think it's gay.
don'tbe as smelly and unpleasant as possibleforce the shit skins to retreat back to the turd world
imagine being obsessed with your opponents ass and their ass living rent-free in your mind. so sad
>>538603257Sorry but they’re the future for us peasants that haven’t adopted them yet
>>538603049No, I use the designated shitting street and an old newspaper like Kali intended, chuddy.
>>538603144>>538603257Just shit in the shower to save time retards.
>>538603049yes, with soap even.nothing worse than tacky smelly ass that's also itchy
>>538604847>>538604799>>538604580There really needs to be some kind of public awareness campaign about this. I don't think enough people rwally understand that these third-worlders are LITERALLY wiping their shitty diarrhea paneer-smeared asses with their bare fucking wet hands. I asked AI about this and Gemini and Claude both fucking tripped over themselves trying to obscure this fact. I had to ask increasingly specific questions and treat the model like it was being purposefully evasive to get it to admit that, yes, Indians are directly manipulating feces with their wet fingertips. They use obfuscatory phrases like "clean your ass with water" to avoid saying what EXACTLY is being done in there. This information is socially radioactive for jeets. The powers that be know full-well that nobody civilized would ever want to eat food prepared by Indian hands, pass currency and merchandise through them, or be touched by them ever again if we knew this. "Clean your ass with water" means using a splash of water from a cup or a refilled aquafina bottle to wet the fingers that you dig around in your half-open, winking, poopy, heavily-spiced, sweaty, greasy splattered asshole with. They're proud of this.
>>538603576>Obviously never used a bidet.I will never understand a faggot's need to open his mouth and spout lies.Probably a requirement to wanting to fuck man ass or being fucked up the ass.
>>538603049Only fags wash their ass.
>>538604847I don't eat indian food or shop at gas stations owned by indians or pakistanis. They're scammers, and they can get fucked.
>>538604580I really wish this shit was just a meme.
>>538604434this guy gets it
>>538606718Imagine calling yourself a "minority", despite being in the vast majority numerically. It's a psyop that stupid people fall for. People who are,...well...very minor in their intellect.
>>538603049if there is no bidet I need a shower after.
Is this the new brownoid cope? They stink like shit all the time and they just make the baseless statement that Americans don't wash their asses?These idiots literally fuck farm animals back in their homelands.
>>538606718The real question is why are jeets so obsessed with shit and if it's part of their culture why are they so offended that everyone knows about it.
>>538603049Grown men talking about other men's assholes is fucking gay, and niggers are gay. High estrogen emotional faggots
>>538603049Most people are filthy. Anyways without a bidet the proper way is:>toilet paper and clean out all the poo>stand over sink, run the sink, lather your hand in soap>wash ass>wash hand with soap>keep repeating >wash hand again with soap>soap is naturally anti bacterial>wash with left hand>to top off use 70% alcohol running spray on ass hand, 70% is good since it kills more germs than 99% when had is wet>all done and cleanMost people with ass cancer including prostate never practice proper anal hygiene.
>>538607566I tried doing this at the office once and got escorted from the building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
I hold my ass over the tub and use shampoo to clean my ass after every poop. Get on my level.
>>538603049I refuse to believe people who bathe at least semi regularly do not wash their ass. How can you not? I have a soap bar dedicated to cleaning my ass.
>>538607622Avoid pooing outside the home
>>538607566I bet your bf appreciates all your hard work lol
>>538607722The few asian chicks I've been with didn't do it. They just washed the cheeks but never between them. Stupid bitches would also fart and shit alot since they ate their gook slop like the rest of em.
>>538603049Shouldn't these shitskin subhumans be chopping up some other spics into pieces for owing them 5 pesos or something?
I have a dedicated scrub brush for my bungholesoft bristles of course
>>538603576>A faucet doesn't actually clean your hands. It's just as gross as just wiping them with a dry paper towel
>>538607911Not an Asian chick, but I straight-up bend over and angle the showerhead stream to score a direct-hit on my asshole and I use wash the thing with soap. I thought other people did this, or just blasted their asses directly if they had a removable showerhead.
>>538605267what are time retards and why do they need saving?
>>538608008Yes that's absolutely true. You need soap Anon. Soap. You do use soap when you wash your hands, right?
>>538608033I wash my arse everytime I take a dump. If you don't then you're a fuckin loser.But then again, we say this only for non-whites to literally wipe their asses with their hands and get shit all of them as well as every surface they touch. Then they think a cursory wash at the sink will clean off their skin engraved skin and whatever else they've touched.
>>538603049You gotta wash your ass, if you mustYou gotta wash your hair, if you mustYou gotta brush your teeth, if you mustOr else you'll be funky
>>538603049When I take a shower I do indeed wash my ass. It is the dirtiest part of my body. Damn right I'm gonna wash that thing
>>538608008The only bidets that count are the Japanese full-service ones that do foaming soap coat, high pressure spray, moisturizing deodorant gentle rinse, and then warm air dry.Anything else is just slapping water in your crack after you shit in a river.
>>538603495>it always feels like rape to me Is that what I'm feeling? Shitting after a shower feels so wrong on a fundamental level, and it forces me to shower again. I just can't settle for a wipe afterwards. Shit before shower, you've got the power.Shower before shit, you better quit
>>538608210People don't understand handwashing either, Anon. Upwards of 90% of people:>performatively run the sink for a few seconds for anyone in earshot>get some suds, rub them between their hands, fill their cupped hands with water, and walk away>literally just hold their hands under the stream momentarily and wet them They don't understand that the mechanical action of the running water and manual scrubbing is distinct from the greasecutting and biofilm-cutting action of soap and distinct from the dissolving properties of water. Internally, they don't really even believe in germs, and think that washing your hands is a performative thing done so that your hands aren't visibly and palpably crusty. They don't understand that they're trying to >dissolve filth particles and liquid wastes in water>kill germs and break down lipid biofilms with the soap>mechanically slough off biofilms and particulate waste with scrubbing and the force of the water stream All at once. I can only imagine what their dishes are like.That same Pajeet who cleaned his ass with his bare wet hand probably thinks that wetting the same hand an additional time with water alone is "washing" it. Even in civilized places, people are filthy and don't really practice proper handwashing when not observed. None of you are getting the stream under your nails, separating your fingers to wash between them, washing the whole surface of your hands with soap, or washing your wrists. Only surgeons and people with OCD do it right, and even *proper* handwashing leaves statistical nonzero amount of infectious yuck on your hands. But jeets don't even do that. They pour dirty water from a plastic bottle that was first opened in 1995 onto their hands, liquefy the shit into a thin biofilm spread out over their hands, and call it a day. There is a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT chance that Rajeesh his poop in your food. We shouldn't want them reaching for the same plate of nachos as us. See: "fecal-oral route"
>>538608405>The only bidets that count are the Japanese full-service onesTHIS full-stop, thank you
>>538603049Jeets don't even wipe, let alone wash their hands. Even when they eat their goop with their dirty mits. Brownoid is seething.
>>538603049Everyday, if I don’t fall body wash I always still wash my ass and balls
>>538603049Who the fuck are these mestizo faggots?
>>538603673I used to suffer from swamp ass daily.I started shaving my ass, now i do not suffer.you may have excessive ass hair,retaining moisture from excessive ass perspiration.
>>538603049Les voy a decir esto si:Primer que nada lo siento por la muerte de su familiar. Segundo, si de mi pendiera ya les hubiera dado una greencard a muchos de ustede, el senor Salgado entre ellos. Siempre y cuando birth right citizenship was gotten rid off. Again si de mi dependiera comenzaria arrestando a los congresistas…. Que se opsieran a eso…. You know my plan… Sors Ro If anyone has to die first is them not us.Sorry for your loss Ronaldo.Might fix voiting wile I’m at it too. That would be it tho.
>>538609144*que se opusieran a mi plan.I dream of wielding those two sticks irl. Like you wouldn’t believe.I know you guys agree with my plan
>>538609130It is ENTIRELY possible to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet. Just shampoo the carpet as soon as it gets peanut butter on it.
>>538603982thats crazy i just finger all the shit out of my ass after i poop, i dont even bother wiping i just jump in the shower and finger my butthole with water until its all gone
>>538604036Cleanest chef in the Indian restaurant
>>538608258based deltron enjoyerniggerslop music at its finest
>>538605414all i can do is bump this but yes somehow the word needs to go out. maybe flyers?
>>538609207>what do you want:1. Want the mask to fall off.2. A fair fight.3. Go after Congress if they don’t pass my immigration plan… 4. Election integrity, I got the receipts. Das it.
The solution is simple.
If you’ve been around Asia you’ll know they have those ground floor squat toilets with bidets and there’s just shit water all over the floor constantly. Pretending it’s hygienic is foul
>>538609219it was usually after a 200 mile round trip commute in summer without a/c.i dont commute or travel anymore, id rather make 1/4 of six figures and enforce bedtime for (white) kids before sexy time with my (White) wife.you also gotta trim ur pubes to get good bj's.why tf do i need hair there if I'm expected to wear underwear to hide my penis silhouette?
>>538603049but pajeet worship mohammed. Didn't he scratched his shit with stone
>>538609609one time on a flight this sick looking asian man (not a jeet) came out of the first class toilet and shit smelled so fucking rank that it has not left me to this day. weirdest fucking smell ever like rotten baby shit from a grown man.
>>538609529I know I’m comming of as ceaser here.Don’t fucking stab me and then pass all my plans.Just fucking pass them without stabbing me.
>>538603049i got whats called wet wipes. very good to clean your ass and they smell good.
>>538603049When I sit down, the toilet seat automatically heats.It then starts spraying the sitting water to break the surface tension so when my perfectly formed turd enters the water performing a triple pike like an Olympic diver performing a there is zero chance of splash back offending my perfect unblemished butthole. I press the button on the wall panel, which does a full flush, then usually stick to medium-hot warmth spray to clean my delicate flowery scented ass crack.
Daily reminder that the subhumans here that support hasan piker who has made millions off virtue signaling gaza aren't actually muslims but russian shills using israel/gaza to distract from russia's genocide of Ukraine.If there were any actual muslims here they should want hasan piker dead for being a dress wearing faggot.
when its not normal for you to make your toiletpaper a little wet to clean it all up, i have news for you but youre a literal ANIMAL.
i have to clean my dogs ass sometimes too because he is too stupid off course.
>>538603049>pajeets try to clown us about washing our asses>when they consider splashing their ass with the street puddle they just shit and pissed in as washing
>>538603049Im not a brown jeet I shit in a toilet and wash daily
>>538610539its hasandra piper, always nice to see her.
>>538610539he looks good, he looks maybe even better than when he tries to be a man.
>>538610529>wet wipes>smother toxic chemicals into your skin and anal cavityYou need plain old soap that doesn't dehydrate skin.
>>538603049I use the three seashells to wipe my ass.
>>538610754do this all the time and when im done i put some nivea on it. this is how you do it, you always smell fantastic.
>>538610539>russian shills using israel/gaza to distract from russia's genocide of Ukraine.Ukraine genocide their own people by sending them into the woodchipper. All part of the plan to eliminate white Christian men to replace them with Jews for Greater Khazaria
>>538603049I take a bath, and a shower. Afterwards I powder, deodorize and perfume.Gotta smell good for my gf's bf.
Yes I do wash my ass when I shower but I do not wipe the crack of my ass with the towel afterward.That is gross and disgusting.Always wipe your ass crack dry with toilet paper, not your towel, you filthy tards.
>>538611311If you clean it well in the shower then why wouldn't you wipe it with the towel? And don't you wash your towel afterwards?
>>538605442This bitch looks like a future ghost of some rural shack. Ugly bitch.
>>538603144>>538603257You shower at work you fucking retard? Just wash your ass. Get a water bottle and wash your ass. Unclean heathens>>538603576Fucking embarrassing
>>538610330are you the chug Z? this is where you do your schizoposting? in a jeet thread?
>>538611559>water bottle Jeet detected
>>538603144This. You wake up, drink coffee, shit, then shower. If you're shiting all day long then you have cancer or something.
>>538603049Of course, several times a day.
>>538607566I really think this is some dumb fuck mexican or retarded zoomer thinking getting someone to try this will work. Listen to me you retarded motherfucker, youre not as intelligent as you are. At all. Your friends and family are as retarded if not more retarded than you so youre accustomed to thinking its normal but its not. You are a poor seriously fucking borderline mentally handicapped stupid fucking waste of life. Youre not funny, youre a dumb nigger, and you should kill yourself. You have no useful future except as a wagie debt slave for kikes just like the rest of your retarded trash family. Go get a 6 pack and a fuck ton of sleeping pills and do the world a favor.
>>538607566>>538611559yeah i'll be taking that under advisement, absolutely
>>538603049Japanese women only wipe with toilet paper, and they do it in a way that you know they are not clean.But that's ok, I will volunteer. I will clean them properly.
>>538603049IGOTSHITONMYAAAASSSSSSS
>>538603049why don’t black folks season they ass?
>>538603144I practice intermittent fasting so my shit-shower cycle usually occurs over my lunch break.Also I use shampoo on my ass crack because don't want to stick the bar up there then use it elsewhere.Since I only wash my hair maybe once a week (it's a long hair thing), most of the shampoo goes up my ass. Like 80/20.
>>538611559>tranime>bidet advocateEven other anons know youre a retarded faggot.
>>538603331>pushes the shit through the drain grate>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>538603049Test
>>538603495ahhh, that's it innit...
WE COULD BE THE BIDET CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AND INSTEAD WE LIVE IN POOPY SQUALOR
>third worlder cope thread
>>538611646i unironically do this
