Enjoying your cell?
>>538612443You think I mind access to this much information? Pffft.
I don't have to travel by helicipter or armed motorcade
>>538612443>mfw we cant change our phone batteries because they want to keep us glued to our low-capacity, fast-charging explosive devices so we keep ourselves contained in their electrical field/prison
>>538612443i had no phone for like 6 months they still gang stalked me 24/7 now i can shit post and look at things helps me cope with the torture
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It's a very entertaining cell, thanks.
>>538612443>Enjoying your cell?Yes. Are you enjoying the antisemitic revolution we started?
>>538612443ive fallen into pure infatuation with someone who has given me every emotion possible, the happy sad face
>>538612443holy shit I just realized "cell" phone, it affects our cells
>>538614337is he a cutie patootie?
>>538614368i guess they kindve look like a man
>>538614356WOOOOOOOOOOOOO