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CYPRESS, Texas – A 13-year-old Cypress boy survived a terrifying lightning strike inside his own bedroom.
Vlad Skuridin told KPRC 2 News Reporter Corley Peel he was playing video games on his computer in his room off Cypress View Drive and Spring Cypress Road when lightning struck the home.
The family believes the bolt hit a nearby tree and traveled into the house directly into the teen’s abdomen through a metal part of his desk that was touching his skin.
“I was just sitting here, everything was going fine. I was playing games, I was not expecting anything and there is a metal part right here and my skin was touching it, so I got shocked,” Vlad said.
He says the shock sent him flying.
“I just jumped out really fast and I started screaming. It was crazy. I honestly thought I was gonna die. I did not think I was going to survive that. I don’t know how I survived it,” he said.
Vlad’s father immediately called 911. Firefighters responded to the scene, where Harris County Precinct 4 Constables say the electrical current traveled through the home’s wiring and caused a small fire in the attic. The family showed KPRC 2 News the damage inside their home, including a hole in their wall.
https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2026/07/08/i-honestly-thought-i-was-gonna-die-teen-survives-lightning-strike-inside-cypress-home/
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EMS evaluated Vlad at the scene. He did not need to go to the hospital.
Hours later, he was still processing the experience.
“I’m feeling fine, but I’m still a little shocked and dizzy. Not from the shock, from the lightning, but just everything that happened here is crazy,” Vlad said.
The close call left the teen with a new perspective on life.
“Anything can happen at any moment. You just got to be ready for it. You got to be nice to everybody. It can end whenever. It can end whenever you want, man,” Vlad said.
Harris County Precinct 4 Constables are reminding residents that during thunderstorms, it is best to avoid using corded electronics and to stay away from electrical wiring and plumbing, as lightning can travel through a home’s electrical system.
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Shouldn't have said the G word
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>>538612500
sad if true, kid looks absolutely normal considering what a shithole united slaves of america is
oh wait he is Russian then no fuckin wonder he looks like normal human being and survives a lighting strike, we should check on him later on maybe he got some nice super powers aswell
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>>538612511
>“Anything can happen at any moment. You just got to be ready for it. You got to be nice to everybody. It can end whenever. It can end whenever you want, man,”
good boy
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>>538612500
He was looking at porn and jesus seen it
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>>538612500
Fake
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>>538612694
>Fake
and gay?
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>>538612511
How do you get ready for that?
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>>538612500
He was trying to upload the real ayy pic
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>>538612866
Build your immune system up starting with a 9v battery and work your way up.
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>>538612511
>“Anything can happen at any moment. You just got to be ready for it. You got to be nice to everybody. It can end whenever. It can end whenever you want, man,” Vlad said.
What did he mean by this?
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Now he has powers making him good at minecraft
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>>538612511
I hope he gained some super powers from the experience and kills off a bunch of niggers and jews
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>in minecraft
We’re not safe anywhere
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>>538612866
Don't use a metal desk at home. Wood is better.
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>>538612500
>He says the shock sent him flying.
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>>538612500
What game?
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>>538612500
>Video gamer gets struck by lightning
Based news report.
No more video games.
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>>538612629
Get in the fucking meat cube, nigger
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>>538613063
System shock 2
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>>538613100
i am whiter than u will ever be and still have my foreskin attached, u get nothing on me golem unless ur shatriot intercepts my flat that is
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>>538613063
arx fatalis
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>>538612511
>It can end whenever you want, man,
He's speaking directly to trannies.
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>>538612500
More video game degens need to get hit by lightning
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>>538612500
>be american
>get shocked
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>>538612866
By going to confession and being in a state of grace.
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>>538613632
>By going to confession
Why do I need to confess my sins to a pedophile?
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umm bros... have you ever thought about not using paper when building your homes?
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>>538612500
Why do American homes get hit by lightning don't you guys build houses so that won't happen?
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>>538612500
God is literally smiting gaymers and you faggots think this isn't peak sodom and gohmorra behavior. Nothing is worse the merging fake jewish lies (books) with a crude mockery of the real world (graphics).
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>>538612500
God punishing him for gaming instead of doing his homework
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>>538613012
he probably just gained some brain damage that will cause him to commit suicide. i was looking into people who survived lightning strikes, and some amazingly high percentage of them end up committing suicide.
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I live minutes away from here. We were getting some brutal lightning recently so totally believable. Last year one struck so close to me it fried both TV's and my Internet cable box. Made a super loud popping sound like a black cat firecracker. Glad you are safe lil nigga and game on
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>>538612500
That's what you get for spanking to porn online.
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>>538612500
Slavs are made of metal or something
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>>538612500
>"don't masturbate or you'll be struck by lightning!"
>heh, yeah right m-
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>>538612500
Based boy
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https://youtu.be/I482t6JhL4g
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>>538612500
VOLDENMORT PUTLER WAS KILLED IN TEXAS?!?

PRAISE ALLAH
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>>538617785
I admit this made me laugh more than it should have
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U stupd ngga droppin da pin u no dat op zeus cappin' lil niggas on god

Corley gonn finna git yo ass no cap
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>>538612942
The only reasonable course



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