>Europe is so poor that the average black american can buy entire villages in Italy and Spain for basically nothing. How did europoors let it get this bad?
>>538626074YOU TOO CAN JOIN US IN WHITE HEAVEN, RUCKUS
>>5386260740/10 wouldn't buy her for a euro
>>538626074> Meet a sheboonI rather not.
>>538626168Fella, I believe if heaven exists, it will be something like this but better.
>>538626074you must rebuild property (complying to local regulations) and this is up to 500k usddismissed
>>538626074Europoors will never have one euro.
>>538626074LOL. Knowing Italian bumpkins, she's in for a nightmare
>>538626074She'll have to spend a small fortune to make the place livable then she'll have an expensive shack in an area nobody wanted to live in. Check back in in 18 months and see that she's done nothing, like that blacks only "city" in Georgia (inb4 atlanta)
>>538626074If a house costs 1€ there's a reason nobody is buying it.
>>538627159shh that defeats the purpose of this bait thread
>>538626074This program forces you to renovate rundown houses that would otherwise be empty.
>>538626074those 1 euro houses are "historic buildings" they are a nightmare to renovate because of all the government red tape, bureacracy, corruption, exorbitant labor prices and general laziness of Southern Europeansdon't even think about it
>>538627520plus there is no work, no farming, in the area nothing but old people slowly dying
>>538626074A favela in the making
>>538627159Buy $1 house. Live in camping like conditions for a few months claiming renovations and permits take time. Do nothing during your rent free European summer vacation. Go buy a $1 Japanese home for the next vacation and only lose your $1 security deposit in Italy.
She doesn't know what she's getting into.
>>538627645in Italy, this program comes with obligations. You can do it, but you may be denied entry into the country ever. Oops, your vacation is ruined.>5 years later>Hun I want to to go to Italy with you (bitches love italy)>We cant>Why?> ---- (I am a retard)
>>538626074Those are just abandoned villages. How much is an abandoned house in Gary Indiana?
>>538626760Thats fucking hilarious
>>538627520100% fucking true
>>538626168I would take LSD and fall off that cliff.It would be just a matter of time.
>>538626074she bought a ruin of a house and has to renovate the entire thing. there is no water, no running toilet, no electricity, no nothing.you cant live there. its a ruin off course.
these stories made for stupid americans oh look a house for one dollar. you can even buy a castle for 10 dollars but you have to RENOVATE THE WHOLE THING.
>>538628862>climbing on lsdI would just go bike riding with a beautiful girl wearing a White clover tiara I made her.
to fix 3 rooms is about 50k.how many rooms does her house have.
>>538627843>5 years Have you met niggers? They can't even fathom 5 minutes into the future.This negress will renovate nothing, live in her hovel for years, and when the Italian authorities finally try to enforce their conditions, she'll cry racism
>>538626074KEK SHE FELL FOR THE 1€ SCAM KEEEEEEEEEEKHave fun spending 150k to be able to sleep inside of it. Have fun commuting 1 hour to come and go grocery shopping.
>>538630849sounds based to me
>>538626074>Nigger>Renovating homelol
They do this in Italy. You can buy a "house" for $10.And that house will also need $200,000 in repairs and you have to pay back taxes. You also have to obtain citizenship to live in it.
>>538626074>A fucking sheboon fell for the old 1€ scam Niggers are so fucking dumb
>>538626074i have an ideablack americans buy european villages and build there new wakandathey become kings and queens and welcome unlimited number of their less developed african cousing as serfs
>>538630849this
>>538627520Even if they arent historical they are in places theres a reason everyone left
>>538631029Not only that, but if the shitshack then falls down and it's the one shitshack you paid 1€ for, now you have to pay thousands to move the shitshack ruins out the way of the ghost village.
>>538630849This nigga knows niggers.
>>538626074This is kind of like buying a destitute $1000 house in a Detroit suburb. The place is unfit to live in and even if you spend a colossal amount of money fixing it you are going to be living in an economically abandoned no man's land with nothing to do and nowhere to go and the nearest Walmart is 1.5 hours away.
>>538626074the villages are cheap and useless .. rich yanks buying them and gentrifying into holiday homes is a good thing, they would only end up as ruins otherwise .. and when they get bored and move on they will eat the loss .. what do they get out of it ? they get to LARP as a local Lord for a few years .. with no peasants except their hangers on and staff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUjKm_nuZQ8&list=PL7FB01CC5E1DE4358&index=3
>>538630939150k to own a renovated house in a calm area where no one bothers you, maybe with nice views or by the sea doesn’t sound too bad
>>538630849sounds like europe could use a little "black excellence" if you ask me
>>538626168And it could be ours, right here.
>>538631195Sounds par for the course.The only people who should do stuff like this are contractors, because hiring European construction workers is like hiring a jewish athlete.
>>538630349You are not wrong, but people don't understand what you mean with the "has to renovate" part. >5 to 10k security deposit up front>5 to 10k notary and registration fees>2 years to fix the house (100k+) if they don't think you did a good job renovating the place they take the house back and kick you out.
>>538626074Its a dead village. Nobody wants to live there. Plus you sign up to renovate the house that is falling apart. Still, good way to get a vacation home in the mediterranean if you have the cash.
>>538627031only thing missing is a cutie cabo verdian girl on a mini skirt and a tight tshrt cooking you food
>>538627159>>538627520>>538630849these>>538631515>mini steam engine train powered rollercoaster so kino
>>538627984>britbong thinks Gary is either a village or abandonedIt would be a top 10 UK city in terms of population and wealth if it was transplanted to your insignificant little island
>>538626074she will be forced to pay millions in renovation in a town that will be a ghost town in 5 years
>>538631029>And that house will also need $200,000 in repairsAnd you are forced to pay that or they will take away the property. Don't forget to mention that.
The funny thing is that even the extra expenses and all the renovations it's still cheaper than an apartment in the US
>>538626074I looked into this village years ago when it was last advertised here.a dollar gets you the title but to be allowed to purchase that title you have to prove you can afford to renovate the home to the local historic standards (expensive shit) and also move there to immediately start on it.They're suckering morons into paying for the restoration project instead of spending their own money on it.
>>538631467She clearly does not have that kind of money and will lose that house.Also, a villa renovation is more than 150k.
>>538631820>only one snowmobileDamn, anons parents were poor.
>>538631932Ah, yes. The contractual rebuild. A lot of these scams list the properties on official documents as historic landmarks, even if it's a pile of rubble. Therefore you are contractually obligated to fix everything, often to some bureaucrat asshole's specifications. I knew a British couple who bought and restored a French chateau, and the government there appointed a little faggot minder to come onto their property and grill them about their repair work and why they did this or that. Meanwhile, that chateau would have been a rat-infested blown out crack den if not for them, the buyers. If I had to describe European bureaucracy, I would call it chronically ungrateful, full of petty little bugmen who should be stomped on that nevertheless act like feudal lords.
>>538627843She can just throw away her shit, claim to be a refugee and get free shit.
>>538632093>chronically ungrateful, full of petty little bugmen who should be stomped on that nevertheless act like feudal lordsYou've just described the aldermen of Chicago as well
>>538631977I just checked her account and she said that in Italy there are many kinds of these deals and some have requirements like proof of income for all those renovations and time requirements etc but the one she bought has none, the inside of her house is basically dilapidated so she'll need to gut it all and start almost from scratch
>>538631615all that in a time-frame of three months every three months due to the schengen rules. you can't get long term residency in italy based on the ownership of real estate, nonetheless , a 1 euro worth one.
>>538627520>they are a nightmare to renovateBuildings have a natural lifespan, the wood in the construction begin to decay, the walls begins to "bulge out" near the bottom and they become crooked.This is not a paintjob, it's a full on construction job, but unlike most modern construction jobs where the materials are easy to come buy, you have to almost custom-make every single thing.If they tore down the house, you could sell the land it sits on for somewhere between €10K and €100K, think about that the €1 house is actually priced at upward minus €100K, it's not worthless, it has negative value.
>>538626074There are tons of YouTube videos documenting how it's not actually a $1 house. Most require ~$150k USD in repairs and renovations on top of having a timeline to make it habitable. I don't know anything about the Italian real estate market to judge whether or not that's worth it for an 800 square foot row home but if you already wanted to move there then I guess it's not a terrible idea.
>>538632523It has negative value because repairing it costs money and there is a legal obligation to repair it to a standard acceptable by the state, you cannot knock it down either because it's protected via historical protections, it needs expensive restoration
>>538626074Just wait till you find out about the taxes
>>538632471She is probably counting on her black privilege.I hope Italy won't let that fly. We should not be like Americucks.
How are niggers always aware of programs like this and how are they always first in line? You ever see a bunch of truly ghetto nigs smack in the middle of a nice white neighborhood and wonder how they could afford such a house? They didn't win the lottery. They didn't get a settlement. Somewhere out there was a government program that was designed to give niggers down payment money and even a cheap mortgage all in the name of muh equity aaaaannn eencloooshhuuun
>>538626168HAHAHAHAHA!I just watched that episode last week
>>538632699>I hope Italy won't let that fly.italians are biggest racists in europe, she will be crying at home about niggers in 6 monthsNEGRONI food products will trigger that nigger bitch
>>538633157kek hope you're right
>>538632699Millions of niggers wash up on Italian coastlines every month and they don't leave. Italy is one big niggerville these days. She will be right at home.
>>538627520yeah, it's basically a scam
>>538627843just have a Nigger sign the papersmaybe that is WTF is going on here. :)does anyone believe a Nigger would even think of fixing up an old house???
>>538626074Does she need a roommate? She's hot.
>>538626168White leftist: "this place is boring. Bring the blacks and browns!"
>>538631664This guy gets it.
>1 bptid spambot>memeflag>already 72 replies
>>538627477They did this with houses in Detroit about 10 years ago. Some guy I knew who has a trust fund bought a few of the houses and they literally got burned down by rowdy teens a few months after he bought them
>>538626074Everybody can. It's just that nobody wants to live there
>>538631841fuck is this? an offspring of a double wide and a barn?
>>538626074>buy a 1000 1 eur houses>demolish them with no permit>ignore court hearings>local justice system is too inept and anti-racist to deport you>youre a millionaire now and you did the right thing by destroying dangerous """cultural heritage"""
>>538632523Dude, the only buildings with wood in italy are garden sheds and mountain refuges.
>>538626074$1.16 dollar?
I wonder what her pimp is going to do with all that space.
>>538633992I like the cut of your jib, toothpaste
>>538626074these are village almost abandoned. it is usefull that people buy old houses, renovate it, bring life to old town diying. it's a win win situation
>>538627843That’s not how it works retard lmao. You people are so fuckin dumb
>>538631029^Another mentally challenged kid
>>538627358>Check back in in 18 months and see that she's done nothing, like that blacks only "city" in Georgia (inb4 atlanta)That only failed because of lack of funding
>>538631977Okay schizo
>>538626074You’re retarded.
>>538633992I have a similar objective, but here in my local area. There are a lot of bank foreclosures in the city, and they're going for under $20,000 from the bank. You do a walk through and counter offer for like $100, depending on how much work needs done, which I've done. My friends and I own two small streets worth of homes on the West side of the city which we maintain and rent out to "the correct people". Our objective is to gentrify and evict the local jigaboo menace through property tax increases and lead a revitalization effort.We're working on buying another street.We have plenty of industry here, we just need people work in it who arent worthless sacks of shit that will actually do property maintenance (we offer a rent discount for those who mow the yards, edge side walks, attend to the flower beds, maintain upkeep of the homes).
Can I host migrants in the houses, per chance?
>>538626168The location of that village is extremely dangerous considering the cliff and that fall.You need to evacuate immediately.
>>538631515Wow, that guy must be huge.
>>538634948you can, but the harder part is to find migrants who would want to stay there.
>>538634862>things that didn’t happen You lying remoralization posters are the worst
>>538626074Even just inheriting one of those 500 inhabitants bumfuck nowhere mountain village houses is a huge headache even if well kept with a plot of land and local water, i don't see why you would want to go out of your way to do that unless you are mentally ill and live in a dilapidated building like some sort of crack den or really are into house renovations... but then again you can't even turn them into bnb / rent them so they turn into a tax negative and then you got to have fun taking an unscheduled trip because boars decided to roll in the door or that other uncle is yapping about the garden's weed going over his side of the plot and you got to cut the fucking thing off or whatever other dumb shit
My municipality has had similar deals for hundreds of acres>Muh no housing= city faggots not willing to live ruralPlenty of cheap housing around
>>538631841that's the most haunted looking house i've ever seen.
>>538626168Im black and I like this
>>538626074Those 1€ houses aren't the bargain you think they are. You are forced to remodel them completely, and more often than not are in ruins. They're also in very small villages that are slowly being depopulated.
>>538631977OFC it's more 150k is just to make the room you will place a bed into up to code.
>buy a house for 1 euro>Government force you to sign a contract on how you NEED to build thing a certain way>Take 10 years of your life, feel like 20 due to the bureaucracy stress>When it's finally done, governement steal your house to put muslims in it
>>538626074Funny she chose not to life and contribute to an African country, but instead she chose to squat.
>>538639414I mean you can buy a mud hut for less than a euro in nigger Africa.
>>538627984less than a thousand dollars same for Pine Bluff Arkansas
>>538627520This, you can do next to nothing and everything most be done by skilled labor. Unless you like the type of management for years and have a lot of money to waste just don't. And you can't diy shit because it has to be done by a certified Restauration Specialist.
>>538626168>>538633680i know shtitlib LA jews who moved to middle of nowhere appalachia TN, and complained of exactly this. "ya know, there isn't much diversity here." >no shit? dumb jews...
