A Kansas man has allegedly admitted to shooting and killing his estranged wife during a fight over a Nintendo Switch, police say.Joshua Orlando, 29, reportedly told a 911 dispatcher that Ivy Unruh, 25, "hurt" him before admitting, "I shot her," according to court documents.Orlando pleaded guilty to first-degree felony murder and aggravated kidnapping and faces at least 38 years in prison before he is eligible for parole.
She probably deserved it. She was going to take all of his money, the rights to see his children, his house, all that man wanted was his switch and she tried to take that from him. When a man has nothing left what do you expect?
>>538636724GVMERS RISE UP
>>538636724>deserved it award
>>538636724Holy basedRedditors rise up
>>538637447Kek thank you Immediately thought of this obligatory hem
>>538636724>marine vet>25>womanWas she getting ptsd handouts?
>>538636724>Marine vetshe probably cheated on him and shagged loads of men in the military. That was the root cause.
>>538637447The most chad redditor
Bro imagine what an apocalyptic hellscape the military is now that its full of foids
>>538637447This one always sends me
>>538636724If this creature can marry a borderline 7/10 woman, what's holding you back?
>>538636724>Joshua Orlandoyjk
>>538636724She was probably a liberal who supported Palestine so she deserves it. I bet she hated Trump!
>>538637638I have never even seen or touched grass
>>538636724When are we finally going to speak about the Kansas man menace?
>>538637572As a former army vet, never date a woman who is prior military, especially the enlisted side. That is a high mileage vehicle that will break down on you at any time.
>>538636724Orlando.
Things are tough all over.
>>538637883Life isn't easy for us here on the plains.
>>538637638>>538637788I just have such an awful personality, women can definitely tell before I even open my mouth. And not only that, but everything I've ever typed online is proof how I act in real life, it's just so obvious, why even ask?Maybe in a couple more years of therapy, working on my personality, I can sniff a pussy.
Do you see the fundamental problem?
>>538638432But it's not my fucking problem, your honor.
>>538636724Last name Orlando so she got what she deserved for fucking spics.
>>538636724>aggravated kidnappinga switch is a person now
>>538636724>walking mattresslet me guess without doing any research. she was a niggerlover
>>538637638Dude looks like a beaner Eliot Rodger
>>538637447Do the new Zelda's really take hundreds of hours?
>>538638033>That is a high mileageto put it lightly>still waste because she cute
>>538636724holy shit marry me instead
>>538636822thisWomen don't just end releationships. They expect a legal slave for life and they want to make sure that slave is as miserable as possible and she uses the threat of the criminal justice system that overwhelmingly favors women against him. Women need to realize that there is a point where a man will, consequences be damned, kill you because spending the rest of his life in prison is a better outcome than letting her own him for life.
>>538636724You dont mess with a mans nintendo switch.
>>538637638All women hate me. They doesn't even look at me. Best girl I got decided to be only friend with me
>>538636724What's the point of female marines when they still get absolutely bodied by completely untrained men?
>>538638357https://www.lcsun-news.com/story/news/local/community/2019/02/27/dog-shoots-man-las-cruces-hunting-shooting-shotgun-charlie-tex-gilligan/2992047002/If your dog shoots you hopefully he'll get shot. Such is life in America
>>538638357i just want to know how much they must to pay police
>>538637447>Hundreds of hours of Zelda lost.It's not like you can play A Link to The Past on an emulator or something.
>>538637572>>538638033Ive worked with tons of vets (former law enforcement, that profession attracts them like a fucking magnet) and every single female vet i have ever known, without exception, was a gigantic disgusting whore with a triple digit body count.
>>538639179>>538639179I wish i could submit a Female Marine and let her have my BBC
>>538639179That is how those whores get triple digit bodycounts.
>>538640364>copWhat the fuck are you doing on MY /pol/, glowie?
Okay how is this politics
Toll paid
>>538637638The ability to endure and suffer women’s personalities and overall heartlessness. I don’t want to suffer anymore.
>>538637638>7/10yikes, shes a 5 at best,
>>538636724Looks like that whore people used to post a little while back.
>>538636724Why is it always a Switch ?
>>538647327Because mentally unstable adults play Nintendo
>>538637447Don't these consoles have memory cards or cloud saves?
>>538647638No data was lost it is a LARP and a joke. He probably dropped it.Why are russians so dumb?
>>538637638>7/10>tattoosLol nope
>>538637638>2026>be retard>get married and sign jewish contract>she kidnaps kids to take to synagogue>gets jew lawyer to take everything from you 5 minutes later>Where have all the good men gone?
>>538638790They can if you just feel like ducking around and exploring. At least the Breath of the Wild did. I haven’t gotten to Tears.The story is forgotten about 5sec after it happens, but Breath really was a fantastic game.9-10/10.
>>538647638It's the POTENTIAL hundreds of hours of gameplay that was lost.Like losing a child young.RIP
>>538636724>UnruhChuuni as fuck name.
>>538636724Fake. Hair and makeup not even close to regs
>>538636724They always take the last thing and pretend it was over that.The guy killed her because of a video game.If shed said >"I fucked all your friends and your whole family is going to know it">BANG>"Despicable man kills woman after she says 'it'"
>>538637638Not accepting a used goods whore