The grim reaper of dc
>>538638597Big, if true.
>>538638597>McConnell Bolts Uprightthat was just the child's blood being pumped in his body.
>>538638597This is how women talk about their dying furbaby. "W-w-when I walked into the r-room, he lifted his head up". Call a vet jfc.
he's absolutely braindead / in a coma and the republicans are hiding it so they can avoid a special election.
>>538638597It was almost as if Peter Theil was there in person
>>538638597Probably smelled the old curry and butter chicken odor.I thought he was dead?That's yet another Democrat conspiracy theory wrecked.
>>538638597Don't forget what happened to Pope Francis
>>538639375Pope Fagsex deserves everything he gets.
>>538638597He bolted upright with the vim and vigor of a man 50 years younger. Ol' Lightning Mitch will be back passing legislation that benefits Israel in no time. He's tough as a snapping turtle
>>538638597>you saw what I did to the last pope didn't you Mitch?
>>538638597> Borowitz
>>538638597JD stands for Join Death
>>538639746Kek
>>538638597>Raised the deadHas he returned?
>Republicans whenever they have a chance to show principals and not do exactly the same corrupt shit they accuse Democrats of doing Shit at least Biden could walk around when they were being accused of Weekend at Burnies-ing him
>>538638597He thought he might be mistaken for a couch
>>538639746I thought it was Jeet Doer
*GONG*
He was just getting ready to give bossman some sloppy
>>538638597I thought the Vance Magic only works on heads of states.
