What is it? Be careful, it might come true.
>>538645251Hitler
>>538645251Stalin.
>>538645251Nothing ever happens. Again. And for the first time.
>>538645354hitler what? he was a retarded megalomaniac high on meth
>>538645251Merz is found walking naked with AIDS and is then re-elected
>>538645391Hadrian
>>538645251The end of democracy
>>538645251the sudden death of all Jewish influence, and the complete genocide of Jews all over the world
>>538645251I wish Goldwater had won in 64
>>538645537Thats 2 wishes
>>538645251I wish we were in the timeline where Germany won, but everyone retained all their memories of both timelines so they could realize the destruction of race and culture is just as bad or a few years ahead of schedule
I wish the romans finished the job.
>>538645251Third Temple funded by miggers built on the ruins of the mount (both Christcuck and Mudslime holysites destroyed obvious) but Ben-Gvir has to build it himself while being slave whipped on his ass naked.
Technology to make bureaucracy and bureaucrats obsolete overnight
>>538645251Infinite wishes
>>538645251all gang stalkers are burned alive
>>538645251Adolf Hitler
I wish I could go back in time armed with modern firearms and tell the first slave ship arriving in the new world to turn that shit back around you have no fucking IDEA what yoire bringing here. Or same idea but 1453 so the Hagia Sophia is a church forever not a gross mosque
>>538645251all gay and trans die
>>538645760You didn't read the disclaimer on the back of the One Wish Willow that infinite wishes aren't allowed and now you'll have to be reborn as a Romanian.
"I wish the actor for Nikki from Obsession! would love me more than anyone in the fucking world!" (Snap!)
one billion dollars in my bank account
turn all of /pol/ into cute girls
>>538645537Thats two wishes.Just do the second one, as it accomplishes the first, if with an extra step and a few weeks of incertainty.
>>538645935>RomanianLooks fun
>>538646007That's not going to stop us.
>>538645251Monster Girls
>>538646107Bucharest is based actually but neets in usa especially never travel so theyll never know lol
>>538646107I look like that and dance like that ,wtf moooods
Asteroid twice the size of the moon hits Earth at 200,000,000 MPH
>>538645251For every single democrat voter and politician to be publicly executed in the most violent fashion possible.
>>538646256Wageslaves in the US don't travel either least not outside of the US, most wageslaves here don't have the time and money to take a trip to Europe easily.
>>538646431Why not micro black hole passes through the moon thus shattering it and causing bits to rain down on earth for a few thousand years boiling away the oceans and legit sterilizing the planet?
>>538646772Truth. Some of us are dink tho. Some made lucky investments decades ago. Some dont give a FUCK about ever paying back debt before death. Most americans dont even know what a passport is much less do they have one.
>>538645251>You have one political wish anon AThe Immigration Act of 1965 never becomes law
>>538645251Legalize all adult prostitution worldwide
>>538645251no more electoral college
>>538645251Remove jews from the world.Literally everything gets better when the jq is properly addressed.
>>538646007Wait... You're not?lol. You loser. The rest of us are all 100% qt3.14's with sopping wet vaginas.
>>538645251Catholicism becomes the official world religion and the Latin Mass is celebrated everywhere.
>>538645251instead of a sunrise, the entire middle east and india gets nuked all day everyday, starting at 6am till 9pm
>>538645251Poland is ours again
>>538649926I'll 6,000,000th that motion.
>>538645251I wish, that all these animals in the guise of men, would die a painful longing death. I wish that every country, and their governments are reborn from the flames renewed. I wish for war. War so grand that Hell itself trembles. I wish that men could look their children in the eyes and say "Yes, we killed the monsters before they could hurt you", and mean it. I wish, that I was strong enough to do it myself. I will irrigate the world in blood, even if it be my own. War. Let there be War. WAR!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS7_RdGY-pk
>>538645251I wish that, immediately upon the granting of this wish, exactly one billion (1,000,000,000) present-day United States dollars in immediately available, fully liquid U.S. currency be irrevocably deposited into the specific personal bank account I designate at the time this wish is granted, with my exclusive legal ownership and unrestricted control over those funds. The funds shall originate solely through a lawful, ethical, non-criminal, non-fraudulent, non-coercive, and objectively legitimate one-time grant created and awarded by the United States federal government specifically in recognition of me, using my legal name at the time of the grant, with all required taxes, fees, withholdings, reporting, and legal obligations already fully and permanently satisfied by the grant itself. The grant shall withstand all present and future audits, investigations, legal challenges, and judicial review without any finding of wrongdoing, liability, penalty, forfeiture, repayment obligation, or adverse consequence to me or anyone else. The granting of this wish shall not directly or indirectly cause, require, depend upon, or be achieved through any injury, death, suffering, coercion, loss, theft, fraud, deception, destruction, alteration of history, involuntary change to any person's memories, personality, identity, age, health, relationships, reputation, rights, opportunities, property, finances, or free will, nor through any significant disruption of governments, economies, financial markets, currencies, institutions, or society. The funds shall remain permanently mine unless I voluntarily choose to spend, gift, donate, or invest them, and I shall be able to access, spend, transfer, invest, or otherwise use them freely without restriction, delay, freezing, confiscation, discrimination, retaliation, or additional legal burdens arising because of this wish.
>>538650705You're Canadian.
Hitler comes backI don't care if he kills me immediately or sends me to die like cannon fodderthe world is fucked lol
>>538645251I would wish to become a white Mohammed and invade every brown arsehole in the west...and still eat streaky for brekkers
>>538650705You'd be better off just wishing for the extermination of jews.Less verbose, also.
>>538645251Some f u money would be nice so I can retire a grow mushrooms all day.
>>538645251Total Non Death
>>538645251I hope my nation pulls it's head out of its ass and concerns itself with three things.1. Prioritizing production and ensuring the average Canadian can buy a house, have a family and enjoy this nation.2.the destruction of the global south diaspora and elimination of all global south influence in the nation.3. Developing a military political structure that puts a know nothing private at a higher social class than a financier and instituting a local and foreign policy of hybrid warfare that monitors for treasonous politicians, business people and civilians who will advocate for policy determined to be harmful to the Canadian citizen as an enemy combatant.
>>538645251No taxes. None. No income tax, no property tax, no sales tax. State or federal.
>>538651495 ...or local, city, or county.
>>538645251TKD
>>538650101Fuck my incel nigger life
>>538645251I want to be born in the year 610 CE.
>>538645251No more IP
>>538645251TKD.
I still can't believe the actor who played Bear likes chugging cock, lmfao.
>>538645251No Jews in America, they have to go live in Israel.