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What does CERN really do?
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>>538648599
shut down to make upgrades until 2030 when all hell will break loose
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they research particle physics
idk what made /x/ so angry but it's pretty mundane
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>>538648599
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>>538648599
>What does CERN really do?
Sends messages into the future which we can detect the answers to in the present.
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>>538648599
Pew pew + computer graphics = SCIENCE
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>>538648599
>What does CERN really do?
They teach anti matter particles who's boss, fuck yeah!
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>>538648599
more like what doesn't it do?
>bond
>james bond
>dolly
>braces
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Chinese will steal the research work and use it to their advantage against the west.

in theory I guess it can create physical weight of antimatter and this could be used for space ships to fly to distant galexies. most likely by 2100AD we will be sending back first images of planets on the nearest star system and possibly from the surface or hovering a few hundred feet above. it will take like 5 years to send back and will take probably 10-12 years at half light speed to get there so it will be a 25-30 year journey from liftoff to first feeds (if successful)

if not, it will take another 30 years. so it could take as much time as a baby to it being 60 years of age before ever seeing such a thing. this is what they're working on. this and free energy (which wont be free since of research, they'll charge people)

lastly its too open the gates of hell and man will be blamed for this
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They fucked our former timeline slowing it down and we are now superimposed with a formerly parallel universe.
That's why cases of schizophrenia and bipolarism drastically increased. 2012 is the year when our former world ended.
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Trying to piss off God by firing Bosons at him like spitballs in class.
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>>538648599
they collect government gibs and do boring particle research.
i wish it was something as cool as the schizos think because that would mean the shit they're doing isn't as boring as it is.
>>538649005
letting jews control your media and economy and then globalize their culture of dysfunction accounts for that entirely. you don't need a metaphysical explanation for that when an ordinary explanation accounts for it.
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>>538649282
I don't need your nigger opinion when I already know.
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>>538648599
Anon, for CERN to not be doing physics would require tens of thousands possibly even hundreds of thousands of people to be "in on it". The science is not some ethereal rune magic, its explainable. And the results correlate with widely accepted theories like the discovery of the higgs boson or antimatter (we can make it!)

>but all of that shit is fake and gay we cant even see it

Ok so the entire field of particle physics is made up, lets go with that scenario. How were electron microscopes invented, was everyone who worked on that in on it as well? What about chemistry and all the fields that depend on particle physics models? What I'm getting at is this; Is it more likely that most of science is built off of lies with hundreds of thousands of people colluding to keep the lie going, and that the elite have some crazy physics knowledge that can't be accessed through the traditional means (math n shit), and that instead of colliding particles CERN was actually a satanic portal to summon ??? but we havent seen it yet because ???

or is it just turbo nerds accelerating particles to see what other elementary particles they can discover?

This post is for all the schizos who dislike any kind of science they dont understand
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>>538648705
Maybe it was the "mock" sacrifice to hindu gods that spooked /x/...
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>>538649502
>mentally ill retard has argument with himself
>builds straw man mid post
Same kind of moron who thinks fixing sports games requires careful scripting of every play
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>>538648599
Checked, and it's difficult to disCERN from the available data.
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>>538649005
I think the proliferation of the hyperreality called Instagram is probably demonstrably more responsible
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>>538650156
What
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>>538649502
The entire field isn't made up, but its predictive power is vastly oversold. Quarks have never been observed in isolation and even Fermi hypothesized that composite subatomic particles like protons were metastable lepton orbits. Alternative theories to quarks/color charge/other jewish nonsense steeped in esoteric generators for Lie algebras are completely disregarded. As Newton said
>Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things.
Physics hit a good stride with Lagrangian dynamics, particularly Lagrangian field theories; but it has stagnated since the nonsense of renormalization / quantum field theories.
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>>538648599
they used to compile particle masses from other institutes but not much has happened in the last 40 years..
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>>538650326
I don't care what you think and when I'll need a nigger's opinion, I'll ask.
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>>538650369
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN_ritual_hoax

Don't worry, just a (((hoax))), goy
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>>538648599
Human instrumentality project
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>>538650496
A heresy worshipping the first man and woman as false Gods.
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>>538650482
it says hoax right there goy
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>>538648599
they print money. Retards send them billions. Prob some money laundering going on too...
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When cern is “on” that just means they’re conducting operation. They do bursts of the beam and collect data in sprints. It’s not continuously on or anything.
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>>538648599
they fuck with the multiverse
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>>538648599
Shoot tiny particles against each other in near lightspeed.
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>>538653328
Snopes confirms:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/human-sacrifice-captured-at-cern/
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>>538648599
Science 'n' shiet.
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>>538654009
crazy that people still post snopes like anyone gaf what some rando and his stripper wife think
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>>538648599
burning lots of money to make predictions that they will burn even more money in thirty years to prove they were wrong
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>>538654947
what if they're just pretending
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>>538654947
Crazy that people still believe anything on 4chan is sincere.
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>>538649189
I smiled
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Chick-Fil-ET

My dad worked there until Nintendo hired him
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>>538648599
Subatomics particles go peeeew and form other subatomics thingies that go peeew and then fanish. Idk, I don't know shit about science.



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