PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump at Salute to America Celebration, Washington, DC 7/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhZAA7E3Ss>Pres Trump at Mount Rushmore, Keystone, SD 7/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czEyP_QX2sI>Pres Trump North Dakota Rally, Medora, ND 7/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxn6SpWQzgw>Pres Trump Pennsylvania Rally, Macungie, PA 6/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsj3HefOMxA>Pres Trump at Faith & Freedom Coalition, Washington, DC 6/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dikuG6dEQNs>Pres Trump at Great American State Fair, Washington, DC 6/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKgR9ugan1Q>Pres Trump Meets with Secretary General of NATO, Washington, DC 6/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eva7RAkHK8>Pres Trump at Medal of Honor Ceremony, Washington, DC 6/18/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6c6McvHiE>Pres Trump Press Conference, Evian, France 6/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90D179dxdCM>Pres Trump Meets with President of the UAE, Evian, France 6/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubHnI9U_yqM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/o6sfm3.txtPrev >>538655031
Ultimate MAGA.
We drinkin tonite boys KEKMAO
MEGA MAGA
Pedo trump general
>>538662535based demented orange king killing democracy and checks and balances
ITZ DIME *BRRRRRRRRRRR* MAGA! *BRRRR*
MAGA
>>538662639Did you know we can change the government without changing the president?>Article of Confederation >Constitution for the United States of America And it came with hand written direction[mind blown]We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
>>538662535MAGA Train Comin Throughfire them all
>>538662535can't stop won't stop winning
>>538662535If the IRGC were smart, they would resign too.
>>538662635Trumps likes >GILF>KidsMake up your mind retardBradley Edwards - who represented many of Epstein's victims back in 2009, was sued by Epstein for defamation, countersued and won - Had this to say about Donald Trump's involvement and cooperation with the Epstein drama:"He (President Trump) is the only person, who in 2009, when I served a lot of subpoenas (on behalf of Epstein's victims), on a lot of people - to some pretty connected people and I wanted to talk to them - He (Trump) is the only person who picked up the phone and said "Let's just talk, I'll give you as much time as you want, tell you what you need to know." He was very helpful in the information that he gave, and gave no information whatsoever that he was involved in anything untoward whatsoever - But had good information - That checked out - And that helped us, and we didn't even have to take a deposition from him."
the realtor called me retarded for wanting to carpet my bathroom, but i did anyway because he was not a plumberthe plumber called me retarded for wanting to carpet my bathroom, but i did anyway because he was not a carpeterthe carpeter told me it would be retarded not to go all in and get the deepest, most offensively colored shag on the market, and i listened to him because he was a carpeterthere is no ironic fourth couplet because carpeting my bathroom hasnt bit me in the ass yet (and it never will)end of political communication
https://nypost.com/2026/07/09/us-news/trump-resolved-to-carry-out-iran-bitch-slap-for-as-long-as-it-takes/
>>538662535Wendy Rogers got her wish
>>538662802Based carpet chad.
>>538662635>t. jew pedo lover
>>538662639>Democracy Show me the word in the declaration of independence or the constitution I’ll wait………
>>538662802you're a political communication
Federal reserve names XBOX CEO who fired 3,200 Americans and replaced them with 5,000 H1B's to their taskforce on jobs.
>>538662817i have to ask how did you follow thisare you a wizard
seek christ>>538662802you are the offensively colored deep shag bathroom rug of posters
>>538662893everyones a wizard
quintin is a dad stabbing drug addict
>>538662817Good But all these people have fishy mortgage deals with the (((banks)))
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AL: YESAK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoME: YESMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes I'm actually making progress on BiggerBB!
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>538662554Thanks for baking, owlman!
>>538662947should i buy a hookah it's been years
>>538662880If I got you working for me but I payed you with copied Monopoly money but I had you so brain fucked that you thought it was real money and you kept working for me for free to me copied Monopoly money does that make you my slave?It’s called babylonian money magicEnd the Fed
Weirdly lonely.
>>538662806bomb bomb bombbomb bomb iran
>>538662639We are not a democracy, and were never supposed to be one. The closer one gets to democracy, the closer they get to tyranny.
>>538663033https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114740882500667664
The Quantum Patriot President.
>>538662839
>>538662962Pass the BUSTY Act! Also, congrats on making progress on it!>>538662802Good evening, kotman. Carpets in the bathroom sounds comfy, but you gotta make sure to take good care of it.
Tranny shills have been redeployed to pretend that the commie tranny chaser didn't do it. They are so desperate. Robinson threw his life away for some bussy. Sad!
>>538663064>https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114740882500667664:D
>>538662802Hello kitten kot! I had thought about carpet for bathroom but a mat and linoleum work too helped with washing pets bigly
>>538662880>gamers are over>gamers don't have to be your audience>game is problematic>game community is toxic>game character is sexist>game franchise was never for you>game franchise was always woke>be better menwatching all these studios implode brings me so much happiness
>>538662802The first time the toilet overflows you'll realize that you're a fucking retard.Also enjoy the mold.
>>538663033Many are singing this.
>>538663065Yeah but who are the time travelers or Co-Conspirators?https://bookscouter.com/book/9798264842788-the-shooting-of-charlie-kirk-a-comprehensive-account-of-the-
>>538662994>hookahgravity wellbecause black hole theme
>>538663156Watching Bethesda Studios strangle more than one golden egg laying goose has been fascinating to watch.
>>538662639shut up dts
>>538663114Ok moshe
Just witnessed an accident and out of all the first responders the firemen were dicks about things for no reason.There was like 15 of them sitting around being useless.
>>538663197once again, this book is easily explained as an ai slop scamat the time amazon was flooded with scam books created with ai by indian scammers they would get a book published and then rename it and edit it to try and get people to buy during current events, like the death of kirkthere was some loophole they used that let them do it, and i believe amazon patched it specifically because it came to light because of the kirk shooting >You’re remembering correctly: there was a loophole.>At the time, Amazon allowed:>Unlimited title changes>Unlimited cover changes>Unlimited metadata rewrites>Without resetting reviews or publication date>This meant a scammer could:>Publish a generic AI book>Wait for a trending event (e.g., a celebrity death)>Rename the book to something like “The Life and Legacy of Leonard Nimoy”>Swap the cover>Add keywords like “Kirk,” “Star Trek,” etc.>Keep the original reviews, making it look “established”>Profit off confused buyers searching for legitimate tributes or biographies
>>538662802bruh lmao
>>538662982Thats cute and fucking SAVED SO FAST. I ACTUALLY SURF / SURFED. NO JOKE.
>>538663298YesDo Fahrenheit 451 make sense now?It didn’t when I was in school how can a firemen……..Got a $250 ticket for “unpermitted fire” for roasting marshmallows on my 1acre yard
>>538663197>who are the time travelers?The usual suspects.
>>538662982Alex Jones is saying Charlie faked his death. Fug that old nigger.
>>538663449Enjoy it! I'm getting into the vacation spirit in preparation for next week. It's gonna be fun! I'm gonna get sunburned to hell and back, but it'll be fun!
>>538663293>t. leftist faggot who loves being ruled by kikes more than anythingYou lost tranny, this is a huge embarrassment for the left. They are going to explain to the jury in great detail how little tranny chasers get radicalized by the promise of sweet bussy.
>>538663471So many such cases……. Sad
>>538663503He just hasn't been the same since the turbo-fucked him over Sandy Hook. It's sad.
>>538663525Hay!! Cool it with antisemitism
friendly fire lol
>>538663450What was shocking is they were the most useless people there and like three of their big trucks pulled up and made the intersection a fucking mess.Proceeded to sit down on their bumper and were totally dismissive dicks about things.Had like one of them(the DEI woman) directing traffic.Even the cops seemed to care way more and were nicer to deal with.
>>538663507HAHA #1 PROTIP, If you wear ANY jewelry to the beach, BURY THAT SHIT. DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR SHOES IT WILL GET STOLEN BY FUCKING NIGGERS. THEY PATROL BEACHES LOOKING FOR TRUSTING WHITE RETARDS LIKE US.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
>>538663246after starfield there is zero chance the next es is any good. it doesn't matter who they hire or fire, we're long past that point
>>538663525>They are going to explain to the jury in great detail how little tranny chasers get radicalized by the promise of sweet bussy.What the actual fuck is this sentence? And you're supposed to be on OUR side?
Somalian gangsters shot and killed American soccer coach on July 4th. The 12 Somalian gangs in Minnesota are responsible for 100 shootings and 14 homicides over the last 2 years. This is who Democrats fight to the death to keep in the country.https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2075218421965586471
>>538663591I ain't got no jewelry, so that's a non-issue, thankfully. It's good advice, though!
>>538663298a coworker of mine told me about this dude he worked with that would sit in the company breakroom all day doing nothingliterally just did nothing all day and was a dick and got paid a lot of maneyhis job was one thing, if the production line broke or stopped, it was his job to run over and fix the problem as fast as possiblefor every hour the production line stopped it would cost the company millions of dollarsso he had to just sit there all day doing nothing, waiting for something to breakbecause paying him $200K a year to be there on call was cheaper than a possible multi hour shut down while someone drove overanyways, firemen are sort of like thatthey cost a lot and do jack shit, but you really want a bunch of them available when needed
>>538663589Yup a yuge pump truck showed up and a sheriff who was shaking his head at the whole situation but he never protected my rights >ticketIt’s not a ticket you can’t fight it it’s not even called a ticket. It “fire inspection fee” and it gets tacked on to the property tax
>>538663234>black hole themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
i lik women
>>538663001is it a good idea to be sexualizing the hole like this?
>>538663585
>538663596every single brownoid on a vpn rushing to this thread to post this
>>538663662good, but if they're desperate enough they'll steal your fucking shoes the moment you hit the water so leave your shoes in your car, lock it, and wear sandals
>>538663770>you're brown if you point out the H1B shitfuck off sanjeet
>>538663761The hole was already sexual.
>>538663761Holes are sexual in nature.
>>538663790I'll absolutely be keeping my shit hidden. State park rangers regularly patrol, but that's still a risk that I ain't taking. Anything valuable is staying in my car.
I need...
>>538663551The old AJ is gone and dead.
>>538663901A sad and unfortunate truth.
i just realized there’s a menorah in the vagina, which means there’s men or uh in there
>>538663551Yeah, he's a compromised sell-out now, it's why he keeps having that gay spic fed on his show too
>>538663662Do you have kids yes or no?, just trust me i know alot about this I USED to plan family beach-stays at a mega structure hilton on the literal beach in newyork, I worked in florida and texas too (during fucking winter) 3 whole ass states im not kidding i used to even work for some rich old lady on jupiter island doing her push calls to call other rich assholes lmaoIf you have kids now is NOT a good time to go, it will be a nightmare so if ur married and ur wife is trying to talk you into doing this, cancel cancel cancel cancel CANCEL IT.
>>538663901And you haven't mentioned Ye, who is probably feeling entirely betrayed.
>>538663967I didn't know he had the spic on more than once. Now I'm even MORE disappointed.
>>538663945this is a gynecologist joke btw
>>538663901You mean the one that wasn’t talking about Israel but now he is you don’t like him?Imagine my shock
>>538663901>>538663942I got banned out of AJ;s chat RIP hypocrites gonna hypocrite. Its funny, his mod team (ON RUMBLE) talks so much shit about loving free speech and alex bitches about being silenced SO MUCH yet they have no problem silencing ppl in their chat.What a bunch of faggots lmao.
>>538664033AJ and his chat are retards who will - if you dont agree with them - outright ban you. I know first hand.
>>538664018He just had himon today or yesterdayHe has that faggot on like once a month
>>538664015Nope, no kids. I'm going solo, and I've got no friends that are interested in group camping, but I'm perfectly happy with that. It's a chance to get away from everything for a few days, stare into the fire for hours and meditate, and just overall exist.>>538664067Also, go fuckin' figure, huh?
>>538664067tbf, i would ban you too, if you were ever in my chat room
>>538664067>IP range ban LangleyImagine my shock
>>538664122If ur going solo this is the PERFECT TIME. thats all ill say, unless ur on drugs or addicted to drugs do not try to pass thru TSA with any kinda shit, just check it in. Most of the staff when you check shit in wont give a flying fuck if u have opiates or weed or coke they just keep it fuckin moving because they dont get paid enough to deal with that shit lol why am I giving up secrets like this?
>>538663234>>538663725yes
>>538663945>>538664020why am i laughing anon you fuck
Where did Ilhan Omar's $30 million go?
If you steal the election, what do you think comes next?Is it sustainable?
>>538664122BRO IF UR GOING FOR BEACH VIEW, GO 350$ EXACTLY. No higher. No lower. And if ur using express flight delta, do not get a boarding express pass. They will ask you to make an account using ur phone, and then ask you if you want an express account.Hit no.
>>538664230that is not a human it's an animal
>>538664231Yes
>>538664018this bitch about to BONK someone
>>538662849>doesnt realize our republic is a representative democracy>doesnt realize there are autocratic and democratic republicsOpen the schools back up.
>>538664230anon, she had a company "worth" $30 milliona wine company in CAthe problem is that anyone can start a wine company and creat a label name and then pay a custom crush or any winery with label space to make and bottle thew wine for youso the company was in name only, with no land or vineyards, just a labelthe scam was that she was using her status to value the label at $30 millionbut its all just a shamthey just buy bulk wine or grapes or shiners and slap a label on it using the cheapest glass corks and capsules possible tons of these companies exist
>>538663667Literally none of that necessitates being assholes
>>538664191The worst I'd do is smuggle beer in, and that's something I have to think about. As long as I clean up after I drink, don't be an idiot, and don't get caught, I know I can get away with it. Might not, though. I've got a week to decide, and water would be much smarter to bring, anyway.>>538664248Thankfully, I don't need to fly. Got some beaches a few hours drive away.>>538664265She mostly bonks NIGGERS. Mostly.
>>538663770Kys
>>538664146I wouldnt be an obnoxious asshole though, but that's fair. It's YOUR chatroom. Just dont cry about free speech>>538664155what the fuck lol did you just call me a fed? No. Their mods INDIVIDUALLY targeted me. I was THAT known, and THAT good. Shut the fuck up nigger holy fuck kek o algo senpai
>>538664330Sell one bottle at $30k, and have 10,000 bottles more.And yet, they have money to pay for activists, for TV scripts, and organizing.
>>538664313true but assholes exist so you must persist in spite of them anon they will hate you and backstab you but the Lord God commands that you persistdo you wish to continue?
>>538664122Good aweevening awoovening Awooment Awootism pineapple pizza :3
im shocked /ptg/ knows how gay AJ's rumble chat is, so Im not the only one banned huh....lmao
>>538664301Did you know we can change the government without changing the president?>Article of Confederation >Constitution for the United States of America And it came with hand written direction[mind blown]We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
>>538664437How many times this century will we say >I am Charlie!and in how many languages? We got 2 so far.
>>538664230>”talk about bad luck. But the winsome and patriotic”am i on fucking crazydaysandnights
>>538664510>wenigger
>>538664498is anyone gonna actually read all this?
>>538664473I can honestly say never been on kick chat though I did check a stream out not for long, nor rumble though I like DJr and others on platform twitch is my home :'3
>>538664535Gotta be 18 to post here.>I side with Jihadists and Trannies!You would, alone or in a group.
>>538664470Henlo, lil' pal!
>>538664535Nigga Watt?
im tempted to just start posting the most fucking tappped copypastas ive seen in /ptg/
Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant to step the ocean and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.
>>538664598please dont :/
>>538664571^^^^^^^^^State of America after 250yrsSad
>>538664519Best team imo is P2 because ulala and lisa
>it's the eve of Caturday Eve>and what is /ptg/ doing?>certainly not preparing for Caturday Eve>just like her gay, faggoty ass doesn't prepare for Caturday
>>538664498>did you know the federal power isnt vested in a single figurehead or a group of hundreds of powerful elites, but the people??You're agreeing with me...
>>538664646:D
>>538664598rule 6a of the global rules of 4chan
>>538664535
>>538664646gotta start mixing the batter early for maximum fluffyness
>>538663503>Alex Jones is saying Charlie faked his death.It's obvious to intelligent people, but it's brave of Alex Jones to say so.I kinda expect Charlie Kirk to run in 2028.
>>538664639holy fuckbring the 90s back before i start shedding and swallowing livestock
>>538664657States created the federal government. You got your >republic>commonweathThese states not the people decide what the federal government is. Senators was selected by the state legislature. House was the voice of the people.
>>538663503he is gorillion feet under too old for on the ground reporting and any heir is a fucking faggotunless something crazy happens jones legacy is buriedtruly rip because who couldnt respect the jones man after all these years
There's an old saying that if you're good at something, never do it for free.I guess that mean's every jannie is really bad at this. But then, so am I.
>>538663114>murder Kirk for saying your troon boyfriend is your boyfriend>go to trial for capital murder>your troon boyfriend turned state's witness against you>and is no longer a troon
>>538664781States exist because populations Congress to be covered with a government.
Don't worry. The future is Indian.
>>538664869i believe in states rights overall and paramountbut still fuck you
>>538664863So they were never a girl? Is that what you're going with?
>>538662535About fucking time, MAGA.
>>538664885Ewwww *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>>538664908yeah. when you go back to that gold plated toilet and think all this shit is just happening because nobody did anything, you can see me in the bowl, being flushed. I get it.
>>538663114He really does look like a creepypasta character without being a tranny anymore.
>>538664912>So they were never a girl? Is that what you're going with?Yes, troons aren't women
Ukrainian uprising against recruiters can't come soon enough
>>538664067>Virginia getting banned from any social media spaceShark imagined
>>538664983
>>538664940>niggerniggernigger.jpgpolitically speaking of course
>>538664646YesWatching the anime I hope!>>538664933It took cat girls to air the shit NHK felt was too sensitive to air at the time.MAHA!
This dead woman has been to space.And all I got was a bombing campaign against browns so eastern turks can pretend to be deeper sand-niggers.https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/wally-funk-the-oldest-woman-to-launch-into-space-dies-at-87/ar-AA27Be06Jetson's future diverted so that stupid cultist mothers can pay more money to have a pervert bite their baby's dick.
>>538664969(the person you are replying to is an axe wound tranny larping as a woman, btw)
>>538665086Did she die alone childless?
>>538665034>see republicans cheat too!>so youre in favor of passing anti-cheating laws then?>…no!
>>538665086>Blue Origin>cargonautsStopped reading there, fake and gay shit.Shame they didn't die on the pad with woke glenn.
>>538664803I’m good at not doing things so I’ve been praying to Jesus to make anime real for years and I just don’t watch it
>>538665166Is that supposed to make me feel better? A cool wine aunt has been to space, I just paid another $5000 to help a cultist scar another year's worth of captive infants with the teeth of a man who sure as fuck wouldn't try to steal that on an adult.Bit of a power imbalance is one thought.
Disclosure Declassify the technology now.
>>538664885>Federal ReserveNeeds to be nuked
>bafkre
>>538664737JFK Jr./Charlie Kirk '28
>>538664863kek, it do be like dat. also:>turn out to be a creepy balding lanklet>get disowned by the left>trooncard pals pretend you're a MAGA groyper>eventually join the 41%
>>538665302that’s the ticket
>>538665140oh lolThank Christ everyone's done playing pretend with them
>>538665031AWOO! I love it.
lol im making secret sauce in a few hours bet i can cook the best linguini any of you have ever had dont @ me o algx fagmoi omegakekdont play with me i already proved I cook lasagna
>>538663503If he did that's insanely impressive.
im over here just blasted, cooking food thank christ I have tomorrow off
>>538665391Damn, that's adorable
>>538665166Yes>As a child, Funk was captivated by planes. When she was one year old, her parents took her to an airport near where they lived in New Mexico and she got up close to a Douglas DC-3, an early airliner. "I go right to the wheel and I try to turn the nut," she says. "Mother said: 'She’s going to fly>HOLY REDDIT BATMANThey fell short of saying she should have commanded Apollo 11.Always trust your gut.The propaganda is unreal.
>>538665396what kind of sauce? red or white? What wine pairing?
>>538665302
How many days left til we can post the tranny fucker being shot and killed, crying for his mommy, for all the shills to watch?Gotta make sure they know whats coming for them.
these mfers are posting charlie kirk shit and that's how you know they're on discord together lol. It's probably just one random faggot though honestly.
>>538665518insightful
>>538665496Hes in a state that has the death penalty, so......also it was a furry too, so that's really bad lmao
>>538664743how come nobody said chudacabrawhere is the lovethis site’s posters used to have standing desks for something
>>538665444Checked. Have another, then!
>>538665546gee thanks, dont mind me im over here cooking and listening to music lol, /ptg/ threads should NOT be this bad honestly
>>538665518I haven't been paying attention.Why is there a trial?Is it to avoid the death sentence?
>>538665465I found happiness here on earth
>>538665609>badsubjectivelets vibe fren
>>538665467Red roasted tomatoes and garlic + onions. I was gonna go ricotta but I decided against it last second
>>538665584Thanks, fren!
>>538665638which protein?
>>538665663
>>538665467ALSO, NGL WHITE WINE LMAO HOW DID U KNOW ABOUT THE WINE AM I THAT PREDICTABLE?
>>538665645Thank (You) Doro-Bro
>>538665560Not just the death penalty. But FIRING SQUAD. And you know someone can slip the boys a few bucks to make the first two rounds wounds and not kills so he gets shot twice, left to writhe in agony while they wait for him to bleed out and then finally domed with the squad captain's sidearm.
>>538665663Bitch idk wtf lmao, OH wait took me a second....lmao beef 85/15 mix.
>>538665696i think he was asking seriously get choked to death you BASEDBOY!!!!
>bridge power plant day when?>exit world cup>kaboom>>538665645Comfy hours, NOW!
>>538665698red sauce with white wine?? kinky. >>538665743So its a bolonese sauce
>>538665724Anytime, my dude!>>538665805Damn right we comfy now!
>>538665761chkn is good but beef is good too no h8 playa>the US is denying 90%+ of asylum/refugee applicationsbasedased
bruh >>538665812 White wine linguini LFG.Bruh >>538665805 you heard the bitch. COMFY HOURS. NOW.
>>538665866you're a comfy hour
>>538665735I don't think that's a thing these days. Maybe back when each load was hand packed and powder was unreliable. With an execution sized round, it's really difficult to hit torso and not put at least knock-out by shock wound. Especially with multiple impacts in a short period.
Hello?
HeIIo?
no?
>>538665927>>538665941Henlo?
>>538665854trust me im a better cook than probably everyone in a 10 mile radius of you, especially with fish. Im half cancer (murrican newyork) and half.....also straight cancer (brii'ish)we COOKIN TONIGHT BOYS (and im drinking) lol shit like this happens sometimes when you have a...you know what
Help me
>>538665941I am your neighbor, it's me spanking it in the window. Stop looking.Also, if you stop looking, I'm gonna pass you some cans of Alpo you can mix into noodles. You're welcome.
I am shadowbanned by 4chan mods and bots
>>538665966>>538665977>>538665988
You know the guests are in a bad state when they deploy the "81-year-old veteran" bot.
>>538665988>>538665966You are a mod or a bot
>>538665812yep, bolonese, LOTS of onions, wossy sauce, butter, fried and refried garlic, water, tiny dab of meat juices, simmer the FUCK out of it and still hate sand niggers in my free time LMAO (plus leroy corton in that bitch) LMAO
>>538665920F I R I N GIRINGS Q U A DQUAD
>>538665977Ok
What's the word?
>>538666010yes, I made sure of that.also, your veteran discounts have been rejected from here out. it's been discovered that you watch your neighbor spank it.
I am a 80 year old disabled veteran and deserve to talk without Censorship
>>538666033I am neither a mod nor a bot nigger
>>538666037add a splash of red wine to the sauce once it is simmering.
>>538666028I'm not a bot
>>538666028if it makes you feel any better, i want the guitar thing that makes the guitars sound like they do in this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVt7nZTPBA
>>538666042
>>538666131Oo, that's a banger
all jokes aside if you want a good white wine to cook with that isnt the meme shit i said just go dry vermouth lol thats what im actually using
REMINDERthe jews have their luggage tagged DJT flying into Palm Beach now...>long ago>Florida used to do exits by exit number not mile number>fast forward>trump gets his airportMAGA
>>538663197youve already been btfo on this you fucking retard
>>538666202I like sherry
>>538666171it's the walter white is ded song kek
>>538666131that's a reverb and fuzz pedal. should be able to approximate it with $40 in used gear from the pawn shop. nifty find.
>>538666110u know what ill try that
>>538666026based>the US has turned the US/Mexico border has been militarized into a national emergency zone
>>538666227>canadian>having good tastewhat the fuck is even happening
>>538666233Kekkles
>>538666165Nope. Shoot him. Non lethal, high pain maiming wounds at medium range. Liver and intestine hits are fatal by exsanguination. Let him have time to think about it for a bit and wail and cry and beg. Then as he starts to fade dome him.And we all know the execution will at minimum be recorded if not televised. Which means we get webms. I will personally hunt down the highest quality webm i can find and make sure it is posted in /ptg/ every day. With an angle that shows each round hitting him and his subsequent blubbering and sobbing and agonized screaming.
>>538666239Nothing too sweet. The longer you cook it it'll mellow out and add an entire dimension to the sauce.
>>538666234i like it because the distortions all splashy.
>>538666227sherry is good but i havent used it in a while>White House Border Czar Tom Homan has announced a nationwide immigration enforcement crackdown at commercial vehicle weigh stations
>>538666264Thanks
My new PSW is Indian guy and is very rough with me
>>538666329Make Canada Great AgainCanada deserves a place on the world stage as a prosperous and competent nation
>>538666401Thanks
>>538666202i fail to see the point of wine
>>538666507
Reminder that I am still baking.
>>538666538i voted for him to stand on the White House and bee like he is. hahahahha
>>538666401Only real Whites make Canada great.It's astonishing how much was destroyed in 30 years.Sadly most of the world believes we are at peace.
>>538666602Thanks, owlman!
>>538666538
>>538663179im replying only to (you) instead of my 6 frens because they got the bit and i hate having to triage with only 5 replies.welcome to peter g, things get weird here.
>>538666202why are you acting like an oldfag /ptg/ poster when youve literally only been here for one year?like there is no way youve posted here before then if you dont know what fucking "MIGA" means
>>538666625
Gimme...
KWAB
Couple chuds Maki adjacent?>DANVILLE, Va. (WFXR)- The Danville Police Department arrested two people accused of stealing copper from a Danville substation which damaged a transformer and caused a widespread power outage.>The theft occurred on Saturday, July 4 at a Danville Utilities substation in the 100 block of Hereford Lane. The substation was operating under peak load conditions at the time.>They are each charged with the following offenses:>Two counts of § 18.2-162 – Felony damage or trespass to public services or utilities or critical infrastructure>Two counts of § 18.2-95 – Grand larceny>One count of § 18.2-94 – Felony possession of burglarious tools, etc.>Two counts of § 18.2-134 – Misdemeanor trespass on posted propertyESOTERIC
>>538666747I can't wait to watch him die while reminding the discord trannies that his fate is theirs.
/ptg/ will suddenly claim fundraising doesn't matter after months of touting GOP fundraising
>>538666833HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>53866691329.8 million from outside of texas as is always the case
>>538666747Said his jewish lawyer...>the murderer is the real victim goy!
>>538666709you mean like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Pga70f_YQ
>>538666625>>538666690>>538666807MAGA 4E
>>538666913>DNC has been gigabroke since USAID got ACK'd>suddenly flush with cash again virtually overnightMust be tapping those Somali and Indian fraud slushes. Its ok though. ICE will be outside voting stations "randomly" verifying citizenship. Cant be allowing non-Americans to vote in American elections. That would be illegal.
>>538666747>i wish i hadnt damned myself by planning a murder, donning inconspicuous clothes, infiltrating a college campus, finding a good firing position, shooting an innocent man in front of his wife and kids, fleeing the sceneand trying to hide the murder weapon poor guy only had hundreds of points he could have decided to do the free thing instead
>>538666627true fren, i would never deny it
>>538666699bless his heart, and also sh-SHA politically speaking
>>538666940>29.8 million from outside of texas as is always the caseInteresting /ptg/ suddenly has problems with out of state funding when they were cheering all the jews from Florida, NY, and Arizona dumping money in Massie's race>>538666980>suddenly flush with cash again virtually overnightHave you considered people just really hate the GOP and MIGA right now?
>>538666976
>>538667008Leftists operate on the 15 minute nigger style of time perception. Expecting them to grasp the concept of actions having consequences is almost unfair.
>>538667008my favorite part of this whole debacle is his text to his troon buttsex partner>if I can just return to the scene of the crime and retrieve the murder weapon without police noticing, then I'll have left no evidencetruly a master criminal
>>538667008Hope you're doing well tonight, kotman. The faggot did Nothing wrong. As in, all he had to do was Nothing, and he did it wrong. Now he can cry when they put him up against the wall for the Firing Squad.
>>538667049They never wouldve gone broke if that were the case. Massive amounts of cash appearing overnight in the pockets of a person or organization is the kind of thing RICO cases get built on, all the easier when that magic mystery money gets spent in furtherance of a criminal enterprise.
>>538667092tbf, he told his buttbuddy to delete the messagesreal party foul he didnt not very bro thing to do
>>538667092It's almost comical how fucking retarded he was and that he thought he'd get away with it. His troon buttbuddy going turncoat on him is even funnier.
>>538667121>They never wouldve gone broke if that were the case.I guess they weren't actually broke then and /ptg/ was just wishcasting.Too bad the RNC can't use any of their money on that race because Donnie is more interested in embezzling it.
>>538666202get a wine under 12$, keep it in the fridge. it used to be cooking was done with 4 buck chuck as a type of wine, now no wine is 4$.
>>538667151>>538667158I thank God for making my enemies ridiculous
>>538667215Sometimes the Big Man over-delivers when he makes your enemies ridiculous, but damn if He doesn't have a Hell of a sense of humor.
>>538662535PEDO TRANNY GENERAL /PTG/
>>5386669764E
>>538667043>bless his heart, and also sh-SHA politically speakingBAM! politically speakingin about 11-12 hours, i work out or die. showing up will be the hardest part, but im worried i may grow a vagina if i dont and i gotta tell you thats one of my most insane irrational existential fears anyway, how is fren? >>538667078this is very true>>538667092>truly a master criminalhe really pulled an oswald but at least he didnt murder a cop after?>>538667105>The faggot did Nothing wrong. As in, all he had to do was Nothing, and he did it wrong. Now he can cry when they put him up against the wall for the Firing Squad.very well put, pinkman. just doing nothing is the mark of a wise man
>>538667078>>538667105>>538667008>Noooooo you're supposed to be sad look he's your age or he's white or look its anything you like so you should associate with himJK happy Bursday everyone
>>538667306Kek, happy Bursday-almost-Caturday Eve, fren.>>538667289Damn right, my dude.
>>538666747>I did it all for the bussy (Come on)>The bussy (Come on)>Now I can take that noose-y>And wrap it round my neck (Yeah)>And wrap it round my neck (Yeah)That's a Limp Bizkit song, in case zoomers aren't aware.
>>538667092>PLEASE GIVE ME MERCY
>>538667388chek'd and kek'd.
>>538667204>they lied about being brokeHilariously, also a crime. FEC regs require not only a full declaration of all assets held by a political party but a full and transparent accounting of how said assets were acquired.So many moving parts. So many lies to keep straight all day, every day. All it takes is one little slip - like say, a prominent party member's chief of staff running his own podcast with purely FBI listeners for years - and the whole thing unravels.
i already know what im going to do if it happens, but i dont want to contribute to certain statistics if i dont have to so i may have to find a train track or break into lena miculek’s house. the above was satire and also a joke, id never be so retarded as to break into lena miculek’s house>>538667306happy burrsday fren>>538667372you’ll go far (so to speak)by remembering this next thread plz
>>538662535Time to save this country with the might of india
>>538667456Damn right, my dude. it's easy and it's free! I don't know why more people don't do it.
>>538667078>no new wars
>>538667289>BAM! politically speaking>in about 11-12 hours, i work out or die. showing up will be the hardest part, but im worried i may grow a vagina if i dont and i gotta tell you thats one of my most insane irrational existential fearsand Chris-chan's ultimate goal. but you got this, fren. just pretend that the weights are villains from an 80's action movie and they kidnapped your toimboy wife.>anyway, how is fren?one day closer to caturday eve, though this heat is fucking melting me. so comf, but not as comf as I'll be this time tomorrow.>he really pulled an oswald but at least he didnt murder a cop after?how could he pull a patton oswald when he doesn't have a wife to kill with pills (patton oswald killed his wife with pills)?peepee shrink past this point
>>538667388incredible
Baker.....?
i would like a new thread please
>>538667609
Alright, I'll get started baking an emergency bread.I need an OP
>>538667646
it's overwhere is joe
>we need free healthcare>every goy and nigger already forgot about the jews over covid
>>538667688Check'd and thanks. Just a moment.
>maine appoints their candidateDemocracy saved?
>f5wow it really is over
>>538667757>>538667757>>538667757NEW THREAD>>538667757>>538667757>>538667757GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>538667792Thanks, I'll use that for the next bake.
