I prefer to just pee in the stall so there is no risk of my penis being seen.
>I prefer to just pee in the stall so there is no risk of my penis being seen.Same.
>>538674678I prefer to just pee outside so all of nature can witness my glorious manhood.
>>538674678Politics?
>>538674678I never stand up and pee indoors because there will inevitably be pee stains on your clothes
>>538674678Optimal would be to go and pee in the same urinal where the first guy is. This way you save water.Every other option is kind of retarded
>>538674678If the urinals are empty I go to the middle one to force the next guy to be next to me. Your infographic urinal guide didn't prepapre you for that situation, did it?
I'm always scared of the "staggered" urinal
>>538674678this only applies if the urinals are built too close together in the first placereal mean take the first one available closest to the door
>>538674678>toes touching obvious fag obvious
>>538674678I prefer to suck fat trucker cocks
>>538674678A real man would already know this, so what's the point Anons?... Unless it's to deliver some jokes such as >>538674998
I always pee in a stall. I never peed in a urinal. It used to be, because of shame, but now it's that I always squat down, stand up and then lift each of the my legs up. That way every single pee drop gets out and my underwear is free of any piss.
I always drip into my pants when i use the urinals, though the fly and put my dick back, so I just go in the stall and pull my pants down all the way.
It is not going to fall off if someone saw it
>>538674678I proudly present my penis to every man in the bathroom so as to clear the air.
>>538674678i dont mind standing next to someone but my dick simply refuses to pee if i do
Only people who are scared to pee close are embarrassed of their dick size.
>>538675192only if the door is in peripheral view
>>538674678I always go to the one right next to the guy, sometimes I even smile at him while I piss.I'm a proud owner of a small pee pee, I ain't afraid of someone failing to see my junk
>>538674678i prefer to piss on the guy using the urinal from behind to assert my bathroom dominance
>>538674678Yesterday I was at a urinal at a highway rest stop. Dick out, about to start peeing. Then an Indian man pulls up at the urinal right beside mine. There were TEN urinals in a row. All empty except the one I was using. Plus about as many free stalls available on the other side of the bathroom. What in the fuck was wrong with Indian people? I was shocked, didn’t feel like peeing anymore, and left immediately. He didn’t have a chance to say anything to me like in that meme. There were big dividers between the urinals and the jeet was short so don’t think he could get a good look at my enormous hog. Returned a couple minutes later to piss in peace.
>>538674678Toes touching is somehow more gay than having your unsheathed cock within 3 feet of another man's.
>>538674678best thread on the internet atm
The Poland version
>>538674788This. I fear my exquisite length and aesthetically pleasing form would drive others to jealous rage
>he's a stall peeer You have to be at least 18 to post here.
>>538674678
>>538681272I would gladly publicly execute this person
>>538674678They need to add hand rests to the walls, I mean do they have any idea how relieving it is to take a fat piss after 6-7 hours on a plane.>Use the airplane bathroomHow about you flush yourself out of the airplane.
>>538681272360 no scope gottem
>>538681272>Taking a piss on the power outletBold. Also, quick story>Driving north to visit some relative>Stop at a gas station to fill up my car and empty my balls (where the pee is stored)>Fat nigger lazily sitting behind the counter.>Already upset because blacks aren't supposed to be around these parts>Go to the restroom>Dirty as fuck, no tp, etc.>Total mess, while that nigger is just playing on his phone>Pull out my (massive) cock and piss everywhere but in the loo
>>538674963I do the same. Peeing in the midget urinal is emasculating, so in an empty midget | adult | adult | adult setup, I always pick number 3 in order to force anyone who joins to make the decision to either pee in a midget urinal or stand next to me.
>>538674678FTM training guide bullshit. Real men piss next to their buddies and pat them on the back while doing so
>>538680647Not true. If it’s too big people stare at it and I like like guys salivating over my peen.
>>538681272Hooray webms play on my goyPhone again
>>538674678I just pee in my diaper and mommy changes me when we get home.
>>538681272Also kek at the breaker indicator on the power point
