If australians weren't such bogans they would make their sandblasted continent a paradise.
>>538678103>just divert the rivers from feeding the liveable parts bro>just send it all to the desert>it wont evaporate and become a massive salt flat bro trust meTell me what happened to californias massive inland lake?
>>538678278>inland ocean != diversion of riversthats called a lake otherwise, you soggy cunt
>>538678103Submerged land is of no use. You could argue the desert is of no use either, but you can do more with desert than you can with more ocean. Australia is an island surrounded by oceans. It sure as fuck doesn't need to add more ocean into the center of it.
>>538678103that would kill the outback wildlife
>>538678415Oh no!
>>538678103
>>538678103But creating inner seas would mitigate or nullify the rising ocean levels. That would be deeply disrespectful to secular eschatological scenarios.
>>538678415Fly over Australia sometime. You will see the most hellish desolate wasteland you've ever observed in your life that goes on forever and ever.>>538678413Yeah but the parts that aren't submerged become a new Mediterranean
>>538678386I thought he was referring to the Bradfield Scheme (retarded)So you want to divert the ocean inland where 40-50 degree temperatures evaporate the water and leave a salt sludge?Plants and animals love salt bro
>>538678103>What is evaporation.Seriously, though, I figured out how to "green" the outback: mechanical trees.What does a mechanical tree do? It lowers the water table and desalinates the soil. How does a mechanical tree work? First, you need to install deep barriers into the soil to separate the artificial roots. Then you install the mechanical trees. They are basically solar powered pumps that pump up water, and then separate the water from salt, and then release the water onto the top of the soil so that is rinses the salt down to where the pump inlet is, which pumps up the salt water, separates it, and releases the fresh water. So you get this mechanical pump system that repeatedly rinses the soil and extracts the salt. The barriers prevent salt from outside of the barrier from entering the cleansed area. Once the soil is sufficiently cleansed, real trees can be planted.
>>538678415Australia has a long history of fucking over it's wildlife, it's tradition
>>538678490It creates its own climate system all of a sudden there would be clouds and foggy days
>>538678386>>538678490Plus, going off the image, that inland sea would completely shrek the great artesian basin which supplies water to like half of NSW, a chink of Vic and a chunk of SA (our most agricultural parts)A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
>>538678490an unhindered connection to the ocean overwhelms evaporationits basically flooding part of your land, to change your regional climatewestern and central australia is a dry desert because of earths rotation biasing rainfall to the east sidethey rain away and dry air is all that remainsan inland ocean gives the air the ability to recharge to rain again in eastern australiaits a mammoth projectthatll be super expensive, by sheer scale alone, but is actually not as expensive vs. what you can yield from itbut the biggest issue is the first and second and nth-order of effects that will resultthat we humans are inadvertently and inevitably too dumb to comprehend in their entirety
>>538678535So you would also be creating mountain ranges to precipitate rainfall? This is getting more outlandish with every post mate
>>538678613>thatll be super expensive, by sheer scale alone, but is actually not as expensive vs. what you can yield from itWhat would we yield from it though, and would that outweigh losing all the minerals from that area?
>>538678646Does Western Africa? No
>>538678688The Guinea highlands and the Cameroon range? Plus all the natural rivers in the area?
>>538678415Who cares about proto Indians....
>>538678583>>538678686ignore OPs image, and just go by idea alone, and pick the correct areas to minimize resource lossesas to OPs image, in the age and day of AI, its worth taking those all wiht a grain of saltin response, the human ideas we exchange can gain substancetheres the idea, the order, the commisionthen theres the implementation and the detailshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlI1PCwtL6k
>>538678450>disrespectful to secular eschatological scenarios.Yes, we can only tolerate religious eschatological scenarios after all.
>>538678415who gives a fuck
>>538678415who cares about english speaking convicts that were put on massive slave ships in chains and shipped across the ocean (like negroes)?
>>538678489>Fly over Australia sometime. You will see the most hellish desolate wasteland you've ever observed in your life that goes on forever and ever.It's like flying over Mars. You can fly for three hours and see zero signs of life. Just red rocks and sand
>>538678686You excavate the land to extract ALL the minerals, then you put water in the excavated land without the minerals (you extracted them, remember?)
>>538678787Resources are posted here >>538678448Basically you are left with connecting lake eyre to the ocean, and it’s already salt sludge
>>538678859>You excavate the land to extract ALL the minerals,That is what we are doing mate, it’s gonna take a while, there is quite a lot there
>>538678103>look how man niggers we can cram here
>>538678103Australia already is a paradise and that stupid map destroys massive area's that are now used for grazing cattle plus mining operations for everything from oil to uranium.
>>538678859>>538678896Plus speeding it up will have diminished returns on the massive investment because the supply will increase too much (and you have lost all rainy day reserves)
>>538678103Damn that's a retarded picture.DIgging a channel from the ocean near Adelaide to Lake Eyre would be a good idea, greatly increasing rainfall everywhere else even if the sea itself was salty. But the western half of that map averages about 500m above sea level, digging it down to 200-500m below sea level for depth would be an engineering feat on par with digging up the entirety of Europe.
>be an english peasant>your masters put you on this massive slave ship>its called a Hulk>youre chained and beaten>you share a small living space with 20 other white british people>then you are sent across the world like a nigger>200 years later think yourself better than europeans that built space stations while you struggled to create anything>your anglo government just steals and terrorizes the asians that lived around australia for millenia>be a glorified terrorist landing strip for the commonwealth / five eyes allianceIf you know you know
>>538678912Nah bro you don’t get it, we need to jeopardise the two most valuable parts of our economy so a yank can have more space to send immigrants too, like Herbert Hoover did when he was a mining agent in WA pushing for more wogs so he could pay em less
>>538678864>lake eyreclearly the remnants from a time, when the oceans sea level was higherpretty cool, when you think about itbut nobody wants to think about itbecause that would mean to entertain the thought that (current) climate change could (or is also) be driven my non-manmade sources>a supremely interesting area, australia, viewed from a nature and science perspectiveso big and so empty, its quite insane when you think about it
>>538678854And heat so intense it warps your vision
>>538678987>meanwhile, in England...
>>538678987I just googled Czech space station and nothing came up, or are you counting all the empires who owned you as yourself?
>>538678489>Yeah but the parts that aren't submerged become a new MediterraneanIsn't it already like that now? Only the center of Australia is a desert. The coastal areas get rain.
>>538678987Oh don't be such a pussy. Isn't it the same with you and germans since 15th century!
>>538678987You lost half your country to Slovenes who are among the most passive people on earth.Embarrassing.
>>538679041you can share a kinship and alliance with the people that literally enslaved you like a nigger but I cannot share kinship with the soviets and russians? Typical british divide and conquer faggot mindset and tactics
>>538679013This thread is people thinking about it you absolute mongoloid, and they are disagreeing with you while you type like a redditor with a prolapsed anus not answering any questions in good faith
>>538678844I do, more than you irrelevant Slav's
>>538679099your princess literally fucked Epstein and they had a baby together she aborted, sit down and be humble Mohammed
>>538679080>kinship with the soviets and russiansAnd the Germans, and the Austro Hungarians I’m not the one claiming the accomplishments of others mate
>>538679050There is a lot less desert than people think.Most of what they claim is desert is tropical savannah that's only brown in the dry that becomes think bush in the wet.
>>538679119>Anti-white ramblingsJust like clockwork, and this is why I care more about them.
>>538678987i mean, its not wrong per sebut oz is also so fucking big, leaving it empty wouldve been negligent>your anglo government just steals and terrorizes the asians that lived around australia for milleniaso did the dutch and the portugese and the spanish, and you mom probably too, no offense, kristofi mean, if its not white people, CCP would dominate the area, no?lets take a moment to enjoy the peace we have by constantly pointing guns at each other(unironically)
>>538678103>BoganYou're a brown aren't you
>>538678103>fill the mountains with ocean waterLook, I'm not opposed to this idea, I just don't understand how its meant to work.
>>538679089its you, not me, stevechillax, man
>>538678103There’s some rocks in the middle of the desert that abos think is god and dance around so they can’t do this
>>538678103Bogans would actually do this though. The only people against terraforming Australia are the faggot leftists who want to protect indigenous sites
>>538679206Probably brown, but bogan is a kinda misunderstood wordIt’s used to define every rural or poor Australian, but growing up rural and poor I can say that some people definitely fit the derogative version of bogan and should not be emulated Kinda similar to redneck, everyone in the south gets called redneck, but if you are from there you definitely know some mountain holler fucked up tier rednecks, but they aren’t the majority
>>538679288>indigenous sitesA pile of crushed VB cans?
>>538679216just create a connection between N and S (marked blue)those green areas will result in 10-60y time (marked green)
>>538679080>you can share a kinship and alliance with the people that literally enslaved you like a niggerWe are British you mong, we never actually separated like the USA. We were just more sneaky than the Canadians and the KIwis who remained dominions when we called ourselves a commonwealth, literally under queen Victoria's nose. The common weal was very different from a dominion.
>>538679167Love me Norwegians, simple as>RO, RO, RO
>>538679327So you want to fill the great artesian basin with saltwater to ruin half of NSW/Vic/SA most agricultural area?
Any Australia terraforming project has to start with nuking Melbourne
>>538679396ah, no wonder you havent done it yetbut yeah, those areas will still exist, they just geographically shift east and west, then
>>538679327Just dog a ditch from Chicago to Monterey...It's the same distance.
>>538678103That would be a big pool for the crocodiles and sharks
>>538679461>those areas will still existin fact, theyll be more, whihc is the entire reason you want to do it to begin with, duh and derp
>>538678103Man would rather spend trillions going to another planet with unacceptable atmosphere, temp, and living conditions than spend a fraction terraforming what is already 90% there.
>>538679458True. We can think about terraforming this place but only AFTER we genocide the Indians
>>538679463Crocs are only in the tropics little southerners faggot won't tell you that 5 days below 10c kills crocodiles which limits them to Rockhampton north as permanent residents.
>>538679462welcome to the world of remote controlled/autonomous nuclear powered excavatorsyou faggots are still stuck in your lowly human existencesgo cry about it, faggotsand i dont mean australiansi mean these specific posters here
>>538678103>Just flood the continent with salt water This is retarded
>>538679363Love me some Aussie cunts as well.Stay safe over there and ignore the seething thirdies
>>538679579you surrounded by saltwater, you retardseems to serve you pretty well
>>538679534We have zero nuclear power in Australia, we sell all our uranium because our government are treasonous snakes
>>538679534Yeah nah mate we talk about the Suez canal as marvel of human engineering what you propose is 26 Suez canals in length nd through a a extinct volcanic ridge that's is 3000ft above sea level and has a few parts that full abruptly below sea level.It would be by far the largest human undertaking of all time.
>>538679618>this is the argument againstwhat are you, twelve
>>538678103The interior should remain the way it is. Only so many places you can larp as Ted Kaczynski comfortably.
>>538679647>It would be by far the largest human undertaking of all time.thats precisely why it would be so fucking awesomeyoull revisit this idea in 200 years, no doubt(or somebody else, who knows)cheers cunts!...keep the 'roos hopping?arivi-fucking-derci
>>538679461People underestimate the actual size of the land mass and there have been terraforming projects carried out in the monsoonal tropics with the Ord river project being one.The longer white people live here though the more they realize that the Australian ecosystem isn't like the European one, it relies on regular flooding.
>>538679461>>538679481They will still exist, they will just be pulling saltwater out of their wells, how is that better then fresh water?
>>538679534>welcome to the world of remote controlled/autonomous nuclear powered excavatorsWhat a shame that our nuclear materials are now 500m below the water so we can’t power them, or we mine them first, and now it’s a sea bed filled with radioactive tailings
>>538679729youre not thinking of what opens up for what you sacrificethe entire idea is that it'll payoffyoure not even entertaining this aspect, never mind the amount and the accuracy, that your opinion is worthless, because youre overlooking the main pointnoob
>>538679607Yeah, but our freshwater is sourced from groundwater and glaciers. Australia has none of these things.
>>538679145>It's actually only 99.5% inhospitable desert
>>538679789free consultancy is up, AIS, go suck a dick
>just turn your land into ocean broWhy? To make a few other places a bit more green? You would probably wipe out at least 1000 different non-insect species with this.
>>538679701Awesome does not equal useful, feasible or beneficial, that’s why everyone in this thread is trying to lead you to reason but you just won’t drink, which is understandable because it’s fucking salt water
>>538679826>groundwater and glaciersand how does it get there?are you intentionally being this retarded to bait me?or are you actually retarded?you guys mass poisoned yourselves with unnecessary vaccines, so i cant really tell anymorefuck you all, btw
Finally a plan to defeat the emus
>>538679806You are sacrificing the lives of millions of people in the hope that a decades long trillion dollar boondoggle works, despite all the evidence saying that it won’t work>>538679847You couldn’t even consult a crackpipe
>>538679647Just nuke it boss ploughshare part 2 nuclear boogaloo. Piss easy
>>538679826Australia has the largest Artesian basin on earth it has three times as much freshwater as the great lakes all combined..
>>538679922>crackpipeyeah, nobody can, it isnt sentient
>>538679826You can't eat fucking glaciers either, I understand the US obsession with thinking mountain scenery is the be all and end all but in reality that white stuff means death, especially when it stops melting altogether.
australia of the sun or australia of the sea, the great debate transpires>>538677576>>538678103
>>538679937Let’s build a salt sea on top of it bro, who needs land that is already proven to be agriculturally successful?
>>538679947>it isnt sentient(something tells me, the crackpipe may not be the only one...)
>>538679947>yeah, nobody can, it isnt sentientIt’s a perfect accoutrement for you memeflaggots
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>>538680040ach, stefan, du kleine arschgefickte hurentochter von angelsächsischen kriminellen hälst den ball jetzt mal schön flach, ja?ich meine, was hast du denn schon so alles getan?
>>538679837Austria has 39,039 square kilometres of trees my state has 518,300 km2.Queensland has more tree cover than Spain has total country.My states forest area alone would be the second biggest country in Europe.It goes along with our reef that is the same size as the country of Germany.Learn to read maps retard.
This would make a couple toads and abbos cry so we can't do it.
>>538680132Sorry I don’t speak turkish
>>538680087I called a guy at my bar an aussie and he got super pissed off because he was from new zealand (I knew he was from new zealand)
>>538680158Read the thread, ya septic tank
>>538678278>Tell me what happened to californias massive inland lake?Some jew needed the water.
>just green the continentyeah, then the gov will use the newly habitable land to fill it with more non-whitesWant to terraform? Round up non-whites, turn them into fertiliser then move onto the shitholes known as asia and africa. Otherwise you're wasting time and energy.
>>538680195They are like our canada, kinda the same but they say silly things like “chilly bin” for esky, like you guys saying “toonies” for two dollarydoos
>>538680208no
>>538680177thats okay, because its evident your opinion is worthless
>>538680322I’ve defended my ideas, you haven’t Because worthless things aren’t worth defending
>>538678103how many species would go extinct if they did this?
>>538678103>j..j..just flood the entire continent and completely submerge the trillions of dollars worth of iron ore, gold, uranium, coal, oil and rare earth minerals.Yeah, nah.
>>538680584Probably thousands.
>>538678415Oh no, the cane toads!
>bury trillions of tonnes of minerals under the waterwhy would China want this again?
>>538678103what are you going to do with the waste? just pile it up "somewhere"? where? dump it in the ocean?
>>538678103I am sold on the idea. How do we start?
>>538680037What am I looking at here? What is this lands name?
drown pine gap NIGGERS
>>538678103The abos are the reason they arent allowed to do that by the way. They said they would rather have a desert than let white people do something with it. Im not joking, there was plans to build a canal through it so there was a water way that would allow material transport and allow civilization to exist out there, the natives said no though and were not in the era of colonisation anymore, so its just a big landmass where they do nothing with it.
>>538682574Why won't bogans bleach their abos and turn them into grasping jews for whom nothing is ever enuf
>>538682337That is Candyland. It's all underwater now
>>538680037Giga nigga NZ must have been so fucking sick man, a giant landmass the size of Australia with no real scary predators (apart from car sized eagles) just chock full of fucking whack ass birds. Take me back bros.
>>538678489And it should remain hellish and desolate, if you transformed it into a paradise then you'd be flooded with jeets and chinks all rooking to get in on that good shit.
>>538678103yes lets just put an entire ocean on a rocky continent.you dumbshit poster get fucked. The arabs with infinite money can't even build a glass line in the sand