Uhh sisters... What the fuck is this?
>>538706391SHOW ME YOUR ALIEN DISCLOSURE FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!
>>538706391
>>538706391not an ufo. you're welcome
>>538706391an AI generated image, fuck off faggot
>>538706391The only thread on pol for thishttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/ufo-files-4th-release-pentagon/Pol is dead.
>>538706391swamp gas
>>538706391Why do they drive around in these gay amalgamations? Are they to stupid to build a normal looking ride?
>>538706861Retard alert
>>538706494
>>538706391Fake and gay. Its obviously fake the moment they zoom in the camera slides to the right
>>538706391This
>>538706391Todays release is pretty cool
>>538708996Dont you know by now? If its not a thread about black cock or trannies /pol/ doesn't care
Life is so shit I don’t even care about aliens
>>538706391Something I made in blender when I was 15
>>538709673You just think everything is fake because you're scared and it being "fake" helps you cope
Same shit as before. >it's a flying 8 pointed star!>it's a wheel thing!>it's a tic tacnow>it's a weird TARS thing
a bunch of balloonswhy are americans so fucking stupid
>>538710090I think its cool they all look different it kind of validates them more. If they were fake they wouldn't be so abstract and different. Im kind of leaning towards these UAP being a secret aeronautics program. Who's doing? Idk im surprised though that nobody has ever followed one of these weird things to see where it goes
>>538710294Im pretty such military trained pilots know what balloons are lol
>>538706391They haven't disclosed anything. Genuine UFO disclosure would entail the government admitting that a covert alien invasion was already completed.
>>538706391The upper part looks like Panasonic OmniMovie VHS Camera
>>538706391thats literally shart on floor in walmart black and white image
>>538710012Bro I wish it was real the same people telling you UFOs are real tells you the diversity is our strength and that you should inject mystery juice into your veinsBut now you can trust them on this one bro trust me bro
>>538706391it's a pine coneUFOtards are so tarded
>>538710693Im just talking about UFOs not whatever crazy schizo stuff you're rambling about
>>538710012and you think every image of UFOs are real despite living in an age where image manipulation is the most sophisticated it has ever been and the most easily accessible. probably because you lack meaning in your life.
>>538706391Thats a blender tutorial Or AI.
>>538706391Oh wait it actually is a balloon. Why include this?>An accompanying Range Fouler Debrief, DOW-UAP-D091, describes the phenomenon as “darker, maroonish color, approximately 12-15 feet in height.” The report describes the phenomenon “travel[ing] with the wind” and noted that it did not “maneuver or change direction.” It also describes the phenomenon as appearing similar to a “large, somewhat deformed balloon.”
>>538706391That's a bunch of trash bags filled with helium and tied together, people have been doing this for decades.
>>538708996>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ufo-files-4th-release-pentagon/''. The files come from a variety of agencies: the Pentagon, NASA, CIA, FBI and Energy Department.'' It's all fake and gay bullshit.
>>538706391Its a stone chip in the dust cap of a targeting pod.
>>538710804Hi retarded fed niggerNo one gives a fuck about your shitty AI ufoWhy is Israel in charge of the government?
>>538711072God I wish I was a fed I wouldn't be poor and I'd have actual benefits.
>>538706391the demons that created albanians
>>538706391AI to distract you from Epstein Files
cool off topic thread
>>538711126could very well be some deflated mylar balloons that escaped a carnival. the pentagon ufo releases are always so fucking lame.
>>538706391>what the fuck is this?if I had to guess, an aero gel dirigible, about to deploy some kind of semi dirigible sensor pack, or two sky octupi fucking. It has to be one or the other.
>>538706391jellyfish UFOs are from the squid aliens, was an anon here the other day talking all about them like a sperging shizoid. Squid aliens are more intelligent and advanced the the standard greys and nords also.
>>538709509
>>538711323thats an Imperial probe Droid faggot.
>>538706391It looks like a bunch of blurred pixels. as usual.
>>538711323>was an anon here the other day talking all about them like a sperging shizoidlink plz
>>538706391there was some anon posting about cephs the other day and it was a refreshing change in the sea of inane brainwashing slide threads. pic rel could be a ceph ship or a bundle of balloons, most ufos are just balloons or trash bags blowing in the wind. if you know you know and so forth. PS: they arrived with neptune when our solar systems merged in the saturn capture event.
alien cruise ship with lots of floors (you know, casino, restaurants) and windows for viewing the hairy monkey people of Earth
>>538706391Since aliens come from other planets that are likely significantly larger than Earth. Wouldn't that mean the size of the aliens and their craft would be significantly larger than humans?
>>538706391like 50 balloons probably.
>>538706391It's le heckin alienerinos who managed FTL speed travel with their heckin Marvel impenetrable force field ships! Guess you braindead autists should kys before the aliens come and conduct torture experiments on you.
>>538706391I have a theory ill share. It got attacked on /x a couple years back in a shill-like fashion for it.The ships are likely capable of "inter dimensional travel" for lack of a better phrase Imagine you are a fish underwater. You can only see whats underwater. I then stick my finger in the water and that's all you see. It's perplexing. But really I'm a large human.We are seeing the same phenomenon with a ship that's "entering" our planet/dimension in a similar fashion, but in 3D. That's why they "shape shift"- imagine I then stuck my whole hand under waterThats why smaller ships sometimes emerge from a not so large other ship (like a needle through space time)That's why people who claim to be abducted sometimes report the ship being much larger on the inside.That's why they sometimes disappear into thin airThat's why some are "small orbs"Etc.Just a theory tho.
>>538711743thisI'm so over bluebeam. It's gives me the ick.
>>538711826>The ships are likely capable of "inter dimensional travel" for lack of a better phraseYou are right and Im willing to go a step further in so far that, I believe the people who are in control of this tech have the ability to "phase-shift" to a point where they become imperceptible to us but they still exist in our reality.Not just invisibility but intangibility.Not just for vehicles but also personnel out in the field.
>>538710451the military pilots are seeing exactly what you see, a grainy image on a camera screen.
DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPS
>>538713166>DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPSyou cant stop me.anything beats this shithole.
>>538706391Other photos and stuff. >https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15965359/nasa-chief-jared-isaacman-ufo-images.html
>>538706391I don't want anything to do with aliens who build such an ugly craft. They probably admire commie blocks.
>>538706836what is it then?checkmeat debunkers
>>538706391I cant wait to see Trump meet with the Aliens, what a show that will be
>>538706391Its one of those pointy sea creatures from Japan, like an urchin but with big pegs
>>538713166Im definitely getting on
>>538709579I'd FFFFFF that chingchong if you know what I saying
>>538714749Im not sure I follow
>>538711637No actually. You’re not that bright.
>>538713166I bet that aliens don't have Jews or niggers.Have fun with your Jews and niggers, sucker.
The only question is how do they, meaning a variety of beings and a variety of craft, seemingly all utilize the same propulsion system that breaks the laws of friction. It almost seems as though they have all figured out something about the laws of the universe, a puzzle piece that we are missing still. How come the craft they pilot are not affected by friction? The faster you move through an environment full of oxygen and hydrogen gas, I.E. our atmosphere, the harder those molecules impact into your ship and break down into smaller parts like a particle accelerator. Is it just a matter of materials in the craft preventing friction? Is it a matter of generating a field of some type that nullifies that effects of friction? How can an atom of oxygen and an atom of hydrogen avoid interacting with the craft that is moving through its location? Is it some type of magnetic brush sweeping them aside so the craft can pass through completely empty space? However it works, I feel as though they all operate on the same principle of physics that we are still missing. The same engine type if you will even if the crafts all look different in shape and scale.
>>538715790Oxygen and carbon dioxide rather. Not oxygen and hydrogen. Sorry.
>>538706391>SHOW ME YOUR ALIEN DISCLOSURE FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!Well it's about fuggin time they show up.
>>538713166>DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPSIt's a cook book
>>538711826Yes, I think some of the odd shapes are just odd from our viewpoint of what we are capable of seeing. And some that seem to have lights or that look like fireworks are trying to mimic what our stuff looks like, an attempt at camouflage.
lol
>>538706494>Ayy cunny
>>538706391a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it
>>538711126> INTERDIMENSIONAL tech> but but that shape shouldn't be like that?!> * pareidolia kicks in *> i don't understand 4d and 3d dimensionally!!fucking kek
>>538706391That's what happens when you try to mine bismuth
>>538709564We know and we accept you as you are.
>>538706494Dude can you please just kill yourself?
>>538713166I like how still today, the one that was 25 feet above me and my mom still doesn't show up in any reports (I've avoided filing one myself out of misguided fear) or sightings - which makes me feel I saw the real deal. This was back in 2006.I don't think I'd fit on this ship if it's already got a pilot at that size, but I definitely would if I could. Fuck your ambiguous unformed geometric faggotry.
>1 post by this id
>>538714958Enter those F's as a color hex code, youngling, if you're not just joking.
>>538715790I think your automatic assumption that laws of friction are being broken, and that the craft is "not affected" by friction is a misinterpretation.If you understand how friction works, you can reverse its impact if you use the right tools.We often think about physics like busting through a wall kool-aid man style. Sometimes you have to go around the wall, or even turn the wall inside-out, to get around it.We push air out of the way (drag) to fly our planes. What if you sent a signal to instruct the air to swerve out of your way like a king parting through his subjects?Maybe we have to approach these questions more abstractly than just forcing our way.
Here is a real UFO trying to disguise itself as earth lifeform, it was bad choice.The glowies made Pink Floyd use it on their album cover to calm everyone down.
Putin already nuked Kyiv with Oreshnik but the based ayys disabled the warheads in flight which is why nothing happened
>>538709970Can sympathize
>>538711323that was a smear on the camera lens
>>538706391Gay faggotry for retards is the only possible explanation.
>>538706391>>538706494Here’s my face faggot
>>538708996Im jaded on all the >literally 2 weeks til reveal broIts so fake and gay and its just being used as blue beams because of it. Fake ayyliums, fake ufos, 10p% used to placate the masses and give plausible deniability to tech being used on citizens
>>538706391It's a pinecone, you can find them on any mountain range in the USA. Next stupid question?
>>538706391>>538710294>>538711323balloonsit's always balloons
>>538706391A bunch of balloons some faggot "enhanced" with "ai"
>>538719697
>>538706391Why do they need more than four boosters?
>>538722898They just love party balloons in war torn 3rd world countries.
>>538706836It's unidentified. It's flying. It is an object.>webm very related
>>538709564>Retard alertthe trump admin is faking this stuff, its part of the christian dictatorship psyop to get people to believe in super natural retardation
>>538723263all kindsa strange shit in the skies out there
>>538710451why would military be trained on balloon are you stupid
>>538706391Ummm you mean their photo satellites that can read license plates and AI analysis can't figure it out so they need flat earthers to know they don't know?
>>538723412Definitely.
>>538723263What force is causing the trees to walk sideways?
>>538723838did you just take a photo of avatar on your tv and lower the exposure
>>538723883Anon... I... You mean the cameraman panning the camera?
>>538723914Considering they don't look the same, no. Also not my photo.
>>538723928You only have a hypothesis. Where is the proof?
>>538706391There are no aliens you idiot. This shit has went on for years and it's the exact same thing presented as evidence again and again: unidentifiable grainy shitty video.It's all AI and photos hop garbage. Deal with it.
>>538724003My hypothesis is that you are dumb, and the proof is your post.
>no one posting thisHow did this balloon get into space? Many such cases!
Do any of them glow...>Green>Blue No plasma sheathe or vacuum modification >Simple as
>>538723987YOU TOOK IT FROM AVATAR!
aliens
>>538711126
4me, lyrans
>>538706391Some junkyard fucking about launching cars?
Just some swamp gas. Move along.
>>538724018>There are no aliensRepeat after me. "Aliens, I admit that I am a sinner and need Your forgiveness. I believe You died on the cross for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn away from my sins and invite You into my heart and life to be my Savior and Alien. I trust You alone for my salvation. Amen."
>>538724018Jesus was half lyran btw
>>538708996>>538706836the top post on reddit has the answer. (a spiderman balloon also used as a drone in Ukraine)4chan really is dead.
>>538724226How about you repeat after me?>>doc, i need my antiosychotic dosage increased
>>538711826Fish can see above the water line retard. they are still 3d beings.
>>538706391The U in UFO stands for "unidentified", if someone knew what it was it wouldn't be a UFO.
>>538708996Because it’s fake and gay
>>538724368Fish are two dimensional and im tired of pretending otherwisehttps://youtube.com/shorts/w5IGShKn2RU?si=abA6eB4FirQooOXg
>>538710012https://youtu.be/k6IbNsWABOsit's a psyop for boomers. but it's about sex pests. who abducts poor people and probes their butts? "ET" is steven speilbergs penis that he introduced to Heather O'Rourke and Drew Barrymore. you're embarrassing yourself. none of these videos are even remotely compelling. the only solid evidence are the radar artifacts that they added when they updated the software which indicates that they have backdoors into our tech which suggests " they're superior to us." that's the entire psyop. that they bugged our tech during billion dollar backroom deals.OP is a pic of a mylar spiderman balloon. even reddit figured that out.
>>538710400I just told you what it is but you won't listen or even watch the video because it's important to you to daydream about gay shit
>>538721876no one has EVER explained or even pointed out the shirt she is wearing in the background
>>538724368What about a flat fish?
>>538708996Nobody cares about UFO slop.
>>538706391THEY ARE NOT ALIENS
>>538723412are you trolling? that's obviously a birthday balloon. if it had a 2 next to it maybe you'd recognize it? 2-0. ?
>>538713166This place has become too gay for me. I will ascend.
>>538723272R/combatfootage has an identical video in color of a Ukrainian drone strike blowing up a spiderman balloon used to spy on them. some mexican kid lost their birthday shit and you think ayyliums flew here?
>>538706391One thing comes across my mind, and it's a flying Far Right Nazi (non-groyper) US anti-gravity space craft drone born from Project Paperclip.
