I've decided there are two types of home buyers.Housing immigrants>I want to move somewhere nice!Housing Pioneers>I will move somewhere and make it nicer.Which are you?https://www.foxnews.com/politics/american-houses-american-people-trump-housing-chief-insists-immigration-crackdown-lower-costs
>>538712561a house like that for that price with that view? Americans are so lucky
i need to live somewhere
>>538712561Australian houses are nicer than american houses
>>538712561>just move broFunny how you say that but then dont show the jobs or demographics>start a businessCan't do that when I'm trying to keep the lights on
>>538713153>Australian houses are nicer than american housesA comment that BTFO itself. No user interaction required.
>>538712561Immigrant.
>>538712561I guess a home pioneer, but that's only because I couldn't afford somewhere nice so I took what I could get.
>>538712561The only people talking about “affordable housing” are open borders democrats when the houses are already affordable to anyone willing to work for them. Simple as.
>>538712561I'm not a home buyer but a home inheritor.I moved somewhere nice and try to make it even nicer.
>>538713313Nigger go look at homes for sale in Brisbane and tell me american housing even comes close. They even still have real wood floors, their bathrooms are amazing, and the kitchens are great too.
>>538712920Check the local crime rate or tax liens on the property first...
>>538712561You're missing a category.>Housing immigrant: Wants to move to a nice place>Housing pioneer: Wants to move to an okay place and make it nice>Housing uplifter: Wants to move to a bad place and make it nice
>>538712561Did you look at those photos?That house has had significant ammounts of water in its ceilings and walls from roof leaks. Even if there has been a new root and leaks ended, significant remediation will be needed. The wiring is also clearly ancient and likely needs to be all ripped out and replaced. Looks like the wiring has had bandaid after bandaid, and is probably a fire hazard. Plumbing is also probably decades of different problems and "temporary" repairs.You're paying 95K for the house, then taxes, then probably paying anywhere from 100k-300k more for repairs and bringing it up to code.It is probably also expensive to heat in the winter, even if you just keep the house above freezing.
>>538713488So, you live in the US but either abandoned or failed in the shithole where the houses are so outstanding, clueless about being the weirdo "Aussie" every place you go and everywhere you interact. Not a place most normal people would want to be, but I'm sure it's a step up for you.
I'm a housing pioneer and it still cost me $1 under $1,000,000 leafbux. I'm not rich, just saved for a very long time while living in squalor. >farm land and 150 year old home>literally nothing here, about 1.5 hours from major city>already pulled 5 acres of invasive plants>$150k addition being built>restoring old barns>hiring locals>getting involved in local government is my next goal
>>538713725Im not australian what are you even saying
>>538712561This is a good question. I didn't want the jab, so left Australia with my wife, moved to Japan where they can't force jabs on people, bought a house up in the mountains, spent 4 years fixing it up. Total cost was about 50k aud for a 4 bedroom, 2 garages, a big lawn, fucking nice bathroom and kitchen now. 250 people live up here. No foreigners except me. 40 minutes to a station so my commutes are long to work. With the money saved from having to rent for over 8 years we can now buy a really decent brand new 3 story 4 bedroom house for about 35 to 40 million ¥ at 0.9% and only be paying ¥70,000 a month (minimum requirement for 35 years so obviously I'd be slamming more than that to eat the mortgage up faster). In Australia, I'd be living next to shitskins, pay gone every week, bored fekless, not be able to have the two kids I have now, no motorcycling heaven.
>>538713603It also has some interesting changes to the listing, loss of 1,000 sqft for onelong time on market built in 1890...
>>538713798Good job as long as youre not jeet. If jeet fuckoff and die
>>538712561Neither. I want to fucking stay where I grow up. You still see goats in people's front lawns. We are not California. We are not New York City. But we pay almost the same price.
>>538713798What work, what do I do
>>538713543Missing one more>the housing landlord>wants to buy a house and rent it to jeets at a premium
>>538713835And half a bathroom
>>538712561>>I will move somewhere and make it nicer.i will make my crackhead neighbors niceridiot
>>538713283predominantly White and Non-Hispanic (over 98%), with a higher-than-average median age of roughly 54 years and a median household income of about $42,059. Crime 62% lower than the national average.
>>538713488Newer houses in Brisbane or even most of Australia are built by whites and hyper racist lebbos. The shit skins can't build just yet. Housing also had to be extremely high quality and there are decent laws protecting buyers of new houses so if you catch the issues quick you can get the builders to fix it for free. The us on the other hand lmao . Lol even. Absolutely beaner built slop. Yes. I have lived in Murrica for a good stint too and have seen many houses interiors. One thing America does well is the size of the house since America IS more habitable and land is cheaper. Australia is totally fucked for usable land and has no jobs anyway so you kinda have to live 3cm away from your neighbor if you want the house to be under 900k lmao
>>538713866nope, actually originally from this area but as a kid we moved into the city. Feels good to be back in the country. My commute is atrocious. >>538713954I'm a contractor or a fixer upper like this would bury me in more debt. Young people underestimate sweat equity, if you have no knowledge about housing, hire an inspector and keep looking for gold that looks like trash, you can get a good deal. Area is more important than the house, you cant make land bigger or in a better place, you can always fix a home even if it takes you 15 years.
>>538714003>Average age 54Not a good sign, no youth
>>538714090Yeah our housing here is absolute shit and we'll be in mudhuts soon. Light switches upside down, when you turn the faucet just a little colder it gets scalding hot, dangerous electrical etc
>>538713825Thats incredible manToo bad I have no chance to find a white woman of my own who will stick with me like thatIt's honestly depressing
>>538712561Poopoocaca
>>538712561I am a housing leave me the fuck alone.No hoa, no visible neighbors, nobody to tell me what I can and can't do in my land. Unfortunately, this does not exist any more.
>>538712920>>538713541Don't even need to, just look at the street view.>Everything looks run down>A bunch of liquor stores and bars all within close proximity to one another>Every other business advertises that it carries hunting supplies>Abandoned buildings everywhere>Most side streets look like they haven't been repaved since 1980>Lake out front has signage relating to floods>Street signs in several locations stating that quads are street legal for half the yearThis place is a shithole.
>>538714163Im mid 30's I've worked a brain job my whole life but my dad (dead) was a flipper. How do I get started? How do I learn the skills to fix it and the skills to pick something thats not shit? I have $45k in savings. I spend $30k a year for expenses.
>>538714605If it's too good to be true, then check for the hidden catches and read the fine print.>not a home owner so no idea what to look for but the changing information on the house listing is concerning
>>538712561>rich people build these because its cheaper than paying taxes>they sell the houses to whoevers dumb enough to buy them>rich people end up richer>one drug addict leads to two drug addicts>whole neighborhood is a ghetto>rich people rent a little girl for the weekend while all this is going on>rich people goto countries where sex with kids is legal>all the houses damaged by mold, fire, people, wind and rain>people go online and take a pic of the best house on the neighborhood and scream about no houses for homeless or someshit for social media clout>those people become rich from the clout>repeat
>>5387148995% down plus insurance is a thing if its under 1 million iirc. Prioritize area, look for homes that are well kept but in original condition. 90% of the issues that cost a ton of money aren't visible on the outside, leaks, shitty wiring, plumbing etc. There are a ton of "makeup on a pig" houses out there. I went for a very neglected home that was dry and had good foundations, but lots of land in a good area. Hire an inspector. For construction stuff, my actual field of work is nothing at all related to carpentry, painting etc, so it took me a while to get confident. Start with low risk tools like a jig saw and a drill, drop down mitre saw is extremely helpful. Watch many youtube videos, look for accidents and how to avoid them. If you are fixing interior stuff, an air compressor or electric brad nailer etc. You can do a boat load of renovating with very few tools. Look for stuff at habitat for humanity, doors, cabinets, counter tops etc. Kijiji or marketplace are good too. Acquire tools via online auctions even if they are far its worth the drive sometimes.
>>538714248That's not what he said
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>>538715409Perfect place for the newly risen undead.
>>538714605I think flooding is the main issue the property itself is not in a flood zone, but will essentially be an isolated valley if a flood does occur. The lack of a basement also points to this.Also Galeton a small town in the middle of a state forest. Nearest “cities” are Elmira NY and Williamsport PA, both 1:15 hr drive away.Floor plan looks pretty comfy but that’s about it:>>538713835
>>538714376I tried marrying a white girl, beautiful, but turned into a leftist. I've had white gf's but they didn't work out. Red flag list for women. Do you take birth control. How are you with your parents. How are you with random people ( polite etc). What do you eat. Do you cook healthy meals that can be frozen/ stored. Do you think about your career? What's your body count. I asked all of these on my first date with the girl I met and within 1 day I was living with her, 1 month engaged, 1 year married. 9 years no issue. Japanese women can be a big gamble, so best to use red flag questions on them straight up. 3 dates and they are your GF btw.
>>538714428Oh boy, do I have a deal for you.How does Saginaw, MI sound?You're gonna love it.
>>538713015Cmon buddy im sure its not so bad where ur at
>>538714428>those places dont exist anymoreyes it does. i live in a place like that. 90%+ white, no building permits, codes or inspections. i do whatever i want and wont leave or see people for weeks at a time. with my homestead credit my property tax was $0 this year. this time of year i work in my garden most of time.
>>538712561It's called gentrification.
>>538714003>crime stats make brown people whiteI have no reason to believe they don't do similar shit for birth rates>white baby>nurse: brownGotta demotivate people.
>>538715913That is how my current house in SWVA is. Right off the Clinch river on a bit of high ground. The year I moved here the town got hit with a 200 year flood event. My house was one of the few that was *just* out of the flood waters.I love it here, but we are projected to be getting more precipitation over the year in the future, more concentrated in the shoulder seasons. Going to go from temperate rain forest to actual rain forest.
>>538715409>lvshit opsec, Ceco we know it's Bulgaria
>>538718266> Clinch RiverOh yeah my mom’s from East Tennessee, but more of a rolling hills area in the TVA and they keep the flooding under control. Comfy AF I used to love visiting my grandparents back in the day. But yeah the entire Cumberland Gap region is very prone to flooding.
>>538718396and? compare the price per sq/mits basically 4x of OP imagehousing prices are a scamrealistically they should pay me to live thereand yet its the best deal i found because the average price is 100k-300kmind you average salary is less than 1k and average rent is 300gl getting your affordable house bro
>>538719525have you considered moldova? i heard its super cheap there
>>538719525>gl getting your affordable house broI'm good, thanks my car is worth more than that house you postedand I have two cars
There's lots of little towns where you can get a cheap house
>>538719860come here bro we need foreign investments
>>538720099lol wut?is their oil under that plot of land?
>>538713541>built in 1890It needs 200k worth of work and god help you if you need a loan for that. I came into some money and looked at a lot of kitschy late 19th century shit. Way too much risk. I'd unironically build my own slab house in the woods before I fuck with that thing.And the neighborhood probably is full of niggers.
>>538713825Nice LARP, faggot
>>538720250honestly there are too many meme offers to make the point and i'm slowly getting depressed just looking at themrealistically most of these wont even sell even when you come at the place they'll try to x2 the price so if you want to actually go with it "randomly" decide they aren't interested in selling anymoremost of these properties/land is just leverage to get loans out of banks and a number of other tricks broi personally know entire complexes that are listed as sold and are sitting empty of residences because they are bought for "investment" purposes basically assets of stolen/drug money and other shit like that
