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I have to write a 5 page essay about why niggers lives matters for my humanities class. Im hiding my power level. They dont know that im based. Thoughts?
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>>538714720
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Just use chatgpt to write it like everyone else.
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>>538714720
Make it all about how their great at violence and bring up nothing else. Mention their crime rates etc and describe it like you think its cool, and hoe most rappers are cool for being violent murderers that influence others to do the same. You could write a whole paper and list examples like king von
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>>538714720
>smart people annoy me
you should just leave, drop out. You'll be saving a ton of money for your capitalist endeavours
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>fake and gay (you) farming>>538714720
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>>538714720
Woked!
Make it about buck broken rappers oppressed under an intolerant White society and how their rich jewish lovers lifted them out of poverty.
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>>538714776
They can detect ai written essays a lot easier now so what I do is a mix of both. I use ai then rewrite it here and there to make it more believable.
>>538714921
Fuck you broke brapzillian
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>>538714720
I wish that I didn't go through college and used my college fee money to create a business or just to invest.
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>>538714720
>Thoughts?
leave today and open your own business. is there anything you can do which people may want to purchase? you are literally paying this institution to sell them your soul in exchange for a scrap of paper which will bring you nothing but debt
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>>538714776
This, op. But rewrite and polish it.
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>>538714720
I dropped out over having to write a 4 page paper about whether or not some black woman's "blackness" was inherently political or not.
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>>538714720
Just fabricate and grossly exaggerate the achievements of black people. Like go all out on the black hebrew israelite shit and see what your professor says. If they call you out, accuse them of racism and try to get some motion along your classmates.
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>>538714720
If you’re a real man, you’ll quite this humiliation ritual.
It’s just going to be more and more of this and you’re paying for it!
You’re a cuck loser unless you quite college right now
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>>538715329
>polish it
zoomers cant get that far. too dumb and its not all their fault because they didnt get the skills they need in school. if they had a fraction of the cheating mentality we all grew up on they'd know to ask chatgpt to make the outline, then use that to write your essay
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>>538714720
>paying to go through indoctrination camp
Retard
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Go over the top. Praise niggers so effusively even the leftiest liberal starts sweating. Vehemently advocate for absolute untruths. Paint nogs as paragons of virtue and pillars of healthy communities solely responsible for bearing humanity into and age of enlightenment.
Your paper will be unassailable in academia. No one will risk giving a bad grade while everyone will know it is complete BS. Make sure to look your professor in the eye after they have read it, watch them avoid your gaze, slightly hang their head, and exhibit clear signs of discomfort around you. It is the cheat code to establish dominance in the university system. Ugly but remember you are dealing with ugly people in an ugly institution that hates you, don't feel bad about taking advantage.
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>>538714720
Just use AI. Fuck it. Nothing matters in college and it'll replace you anyways.
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>>538714720
I dropped out because this shit depressed me too much
I wanted to do derivatives, I ended up writing about why math is racist
Bury your power level in jargon, gay humanities profs love that first of all and secondly, you can basically say based shit in there and they'll never know
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>>538714720
Drop out and get a trade you fucking shit head
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>>538716092
>just go ruin your body for $80k/yr with shitty hours bro
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>>538716152
You can become a guitar tech, a carpenter, you can go get your Physical Therapist assistant cert. You can be a Barber. There are other things you can do besides spread your cheeks for the system like a coward.
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>>538716152
NEETmaxxing is the only solution. Do whatever it takes to get gibs and let everyone else get fucked.
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>>538715395
Lol
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>>538715632
My parents are paying for it
>>538716092
Trade is for retards and mexicans no thanks
>>538716291
My parents wont let me neet. They told me if I graduate with a real degree and get a job they would pay for my education
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>>538716291
>Do whatever it takes to get gibs
give a couple examples
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>>538716152
You think your hell is gonna somehow end once you get your degree? Lol
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>>538716409
Still retarded. Your parents are wasting their momey.
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>>538716409
>Trade is for retards and mexicans no thanks
Nvm you're actually an idiot. Enjoy your jewish indoctrination and debt.
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>>538716409
>Trade is for retards and mexicans no thanks
What exactly do you think you’re gonna do when you get that degree? You think the world will be your oyster? You have no idea how little this world gives a fuck about you. Just wait lol. YOU IN THE JUNGLE BABY!
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>>538714720
>>538715329
This, just pander to the colors for the req
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>>538714720

>IM IN COLLEGE
>Shitposts at this shithole instead of unplugging, going outside, making friends or getting pussy

lmao
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>>538716435
I already have a white collar career wfh
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>>538714720
just hide your power level and knock it out.
its bait, you're in college to get the degree and move on to whatever the fuck your real plans in life are (which you should take seriously).

its a jewish professor i'm guessing
write about the accomplishments of OJ Simpson. Close out his list of accomplishments with him killing Nichole Simpson and Ron Goldman, but state it a neutral way, like you're just narrating what happened in his life. In the context of listing his accomplishments and ending with that it's plausible you're just narrating his life, but in the context it looks like a listed accomplishment. You're professor will either laugh or kvetch, you'll see which it is when you get your grade.

The alternative is just drone on for 5 pages about jazz musicians and keep your power level off the radar. These kinds of classes matter less than black lives matter.
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>>538716436
I have plans after college I know that when I graduate ill get a high paying job.
>>538716512
Enjoy your low wage, aching back, and smelly beaner coworkers
>>538716586
Ill make way more money than you will. Go scrub my toilet lol.
>>538716697
Im in bed with my gf rn
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>>538714720
>humanities class
transfer to a real college
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>>538714895
I did this 25 years ago in some insufferable commies class. He tried to fail me. I took it to the dean and then asked for three random professors not in humanities to review it. They all agreed with my points about the failures of communism and leftist and passed me. Commie trust fund loser professor was pissed. Fuck him.
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>>538716820
>can't write first-year meme essays without ai
>ill get a high paying job
ok zoomer
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>>538714720
Essay = to try. To try = to lie. Its so easy.
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>>538714720
Just don't do it.
I wouldn't even go to "humanities" classes.
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>I have to write a 5 page essay about why niggers lives matters for my humanities class.
write a post-ironic essay where you state that niggers are subhumans who never achieved anything and have no write to live in our civilizations,but in a way the teacher won't be able to point fingers at how that's wrong or racist. Get smart.

I did that on essays back in Uni. I quoted Mike Ma on papers and shit. no one gives a shit.
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>>538714720
just write

karmelo watermelon kfc newports jordans etc until you reach the end
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>>538714720
Humanities papers are the one thing I would be seriously tempted to use AI for. Especially for an online class where the prof. asks for pictures of everybody so she knows which students to discriminate against.
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>>538714720
Should only take a couple hours. Just pretend you love niggers until you get the degree



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