PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
henlo niggers
>>538717719TYB>>538717888Checked, and henlo to you,
>First Shift Rizzo, Sticks, and Dan talked about their July 4th weekend, storms causing trouble with fireworksRizzo had his daughter in a national dance competition>Richland County BOLO from a couple months ago, 70 rounds fired on bodycamHe turned himself in, said it was because of overwhelming pressure caused by media attention3 counts of attempted murder>Video from a viewer at Virginia Beach, a guy dancing really spasticallyTim Wegert, black belt, was wanted by police for punching a tow truck driverHe fled, and he roundhouse kicked the cop on the beach>Guy robbed a Verizon StoreHe took a bunch of speakers and tried to go outsideWhen he got outside, another thief stole his truckHe called the cops about the stolen truck, but they put it together he was a thief too and he was arrested
>>538717968Nice job, update anon.
>>538717888hi
>>538717968>>Guy robbed a Verizon Store>He took a bunch of speakers and tried to go outside>When he got outside, another thief stole his truck>He called the cops about the stolen truck, but they put it together he was a thief too and he was arrestedThis is quite amusing.
>>538717968thanks. i saw the truck vid in another thread, good shit lol
>>538718191no honor amongst thieves
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
morning gents
>>538718565good morning saar
sup, worms
>>538717719>follwo >primary car>secondary car>follow car>carIf you say a word enough it starts to sound weird in your head. “Car” is starting to sound weird
>>538718933I've been watching the Summer Games Done Quick marathon where they speedrun a bunch of gamesThis specimen was on last year
this better be good
Are we actually LIVE tonight gents?Season 05 E1?
>>538719848>Are we actually LIVE tonight gents?Looks like itAnd this car is 100% going to run
>immediate chasegood start
>>538719848we sure are saar!
Why don't they come out of their cars with a spikestrip in hand just for these kind of situations? Throw that shit in front of the back tire
>>538719871You're watching Fullerton, CA?
>>538719884And they got away
wow they lost him fast
lol these cops are fucking bewildered
>>538719924>>538719942They are probably showing this because the cops found the car again later
>>538719920>You're watching Fullerton, CA?Yup, they pulled over a car with gang members and an expired tag, and the car immediately ranAnd now it looks like they got away
>>538719425That's a man.
>>538719912some do and have mini spike strips for that reason
>>538719989;)
he already ditched whatever he had to ditch, nice job retards
>>538720067The official virus spreader
>rodent solutionskekcops should get this on their shirts
These are some pussy ass cops
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>538720087Definitely, there's guns and drugs on a sidewalk somewhere along their pathOr they dropped one guy off with all of it, who's casually walking away like nothing happened
>>538720159california is basically a different country at this point
>>538719992Wow the perp is acting tough raising his hands like he didn't do anything wrong LOLRed dot sight on both the cops pistols though? Didn't expect that from california
>>538720209doesn't every police force have them now?
>>538720067It's $2.50 a month for reelz you jeet faggot. No one needs your malware site anymore
>>538720244Dunno. First time I noticed it desu on OPL
>>538720204lol 2 bailed and got away
>>538720204>>538720204that didn't work for vin diesel in F&F
>>538720273Don't feed the troll.
>>538720273also the free vlc stream link some legend got months ago is still running fine
>>538720273FUCK OFF DAN
>>538720330>free vlc stream linkI think I'm doing this right?>>536964656
Hello to my dearest friends. Hope your 4th of July was better than the nation's with everyone in the media and half the country whining about Trump I was all set for a big celebration and it never happened outside the record-setting fireworks in DC.
that's a fuckin party
>>538720209>calithey probably fire election ballots and fake ids
>>538720397>2 in a row
Why are they huffing some gas?
so every beaner in socal is drinkin pacificos and huffin nitrous
>>538720397Amazon sold the half size of that as recently as 8 months ago
Everyone's got Pacifico and nitrous tonight.
>>538720370bingo
>>538720330I found a new one recently, this one is higher quality:https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293I was Pastebin anon with the vlc copypasta
The more you read about CA and talk to people who live there, you see how terrible it is. Every says the same theme - absolutely gorgeous yet totally being destroyed by Democrats.
is that a tent
>>538720487Why are they harassing all these upstanding dentists?
>>538720595>is that a tentYeah, and from the echoing you can tell there's zero other furniture in that apartment
>>538720527that's what they do before they hit the medical text books. dey all future doctors n sheeit. diversity is our strength
>you find the perfect house>those are your prospective neighbors
>>538720513It's a cheap high. Only lasts like a minute, but a scuba tank full is like $200 and should last you and the boys like a month
Do people really finance mattresses?
>>538718369Good day, NyeCounty Autist. Hope you had a nifty 4th of July!
>>538720822pipo are financing tv's for the low low amount of $13 a month. it's so fucking over
>>538720822Mattresses are notorious for having like 400-1000% markup on them, so they can easily be $3000 or more. I think the most expensive I saw was like $20,000.
>>538720822If the interest is 0% I'd finance a fucking a new TV if I needed one
>>538720822you can finance a fuckin taco bell delivery
looks like stringer bell cleaned up and became a cop
>>538720917Why would I fork over my hard earned cash if someone would let me pay $13 interest free?I make GREAT money too I'm not a poor fag
>>538720941People should be buying mattresses from Costco or Samuel Walton's Club.
>>538720943Yeah I finance shit if it's 0%. What's the downside? Our money is such a joke, by the time they collect all the money you owe them, the shit you bought now costs double. That's a win for you and a loss for them.
>>53872094340in+ 4k's are only a few hundred bucks
>>538720994lol are you going to earn some kind of great return on your saved capital of $170? please nigger
>>538720564I have been using this one since you posted it
>3rd party didnt do nothing
>>538720941i bought a couple zinus mattresses off amazon for like $150 each, shit's comfy as fuck, good for my back
I wonder if this incident will appear in the online reviews of this Waffle House.Those employees are not acting professionally - fire them all.
>>538721026here here brotherjust numbers on a screen
>I GOT PLENTY OF HANDCUFFS FOR EVERYONE
All those workers who have nothing better to do than yell outside
chimpout
RUCKUS AT THE WAFFLE HOUSEAnyone remember that chimpout at the Waffle House where the customer threw a chair at the cashier girl but the cashier girl caught the chair with one hand? Respect.
>>538721085Yeah I bought some 12" foam mattresses from Walmart, they're great. Get the thicker down you can afford, I accidentally got a 6" for a guest bedroom and it's simply too thin to be comfortable.
>>538721050MAYBEmy United Health Care stock is +34% in the green right now you mongoloid
>>538719425beautifuk
Whoa, tall female camera op
damn what are they payin waffle house employees these days
>>538721085what's the benefit of having and sleeping on a zinc matress?
Yeah, maybe would
manager looks like a fuckin cave man
Y'all go inside,
>>538721323if drunk enough i would. i could slap dem tiddies around and have a good time
>special sauce>no bueno
I can think of many "special sauces"
>>538721407Yeah, no plastics and looks soft enough to jiggle around.
>>538721479What's the special sauce? I'd like some.
>he didn't check trivago!
>ayo dis nigga ain't check trivago
>>538717719Late again! Hope everyone had a good 4th! Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?
>>538721560
>we went to the poontang because we was shootin poon
>>538721635they both did. i can't believe you missed it benchod
they sound like very calm, reasonable women
Tiresome, it's all so
>>538721635Nah they took the night off to spend in it in my bed. I'll post the post but results. Stay tuned....
>he was calling her a hard R
>err>hard err
>>538721479>special sauce>>538721530It's not very good
>women explaining things
>PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>WHERE MY TEETS AND ANUS BLEEDS
>>538721712Was just about to post the same response. Such clear and easy to follow accounts of the situation.
These loud bitches are lesbians.>>538721530I fed all mine to Addy.
>>538717719>Lindsey CummingsWhat is she up to?
What is it with women where they can't just tell the important information? Why the fucking life story?
NAKED BLACK DUDE ALERT>NAKED BLACK DUDE ALERTNAKED BLACK DUDE ALERT>NAKED BLACK DUDE ALERT
This guy just wanted to wash all of his clothes.
>>538721832all waman think they're the star of a rom com and taylor swift song. you need to hear their song
meth? are bath salts still a thing?
>>538721839Is it Stella?
>>538721839>PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>WHERE AT LEAST THE BBC IS FREE
is he asking them not to call his mom?
>>538721839In my experience, laundromats are usually pretty chill and peaceful. This guy is fucking up the vibe.
who would want to be a cop and have to deal with people like this and all their stupid bullshit every day?
How much does a load of wash cost now a days?
this nigga is lost in his t shirt lmfao
>>538721944whitepilled basedjaks
>>538721926tell us you're poor without telling us you're poor
Do white people generally just know to stay inside during summer because of niggers?
>>538721987stayed at a hotel for a week recently and it was $1.50 each for the washer and dryer
Fuck explaining the vehicle stop to these scumbags. It's not required by law and they interfered physically in an apprehension. Keep the cuffs on.
>>538722020White people don't congregate in ghetto areas.
>>538722015Yeah, I was poor. What's your point?
>>538721944cops are like 3 iq points above the average criminal they chase down. it's retards wrangling other retards
>>538722086>$1.50Not bad.
>>538722096oh. i'm sorry to hear that. i hope you're not poor now. being poor sucks
why do they bleep nigger and not cracker?
>>5387219872.50 for a normal machine, 6 for the big boy and 10 for the jumbo in a vacation town in wisconsin
>>538722159
>>538722159>why do they bleep nigger and not cracker?Purely socio-economic factors
>>538722179Damn, that's bad.
>GO GET EM BOOYSI just cringed jumped out of my window face first
>>538722159you know why anon
>>538722151what do u know about it
>>538722201>tfw you see a white man and wife with white children
>>538722218>golf coursethey were probably drunk
>>538722266I know some people who are new poor. it doesn't seem like fun
>>538722288As a golfer, I can confirm - 90% of us are drunk on the courseAlso, here's the dashcam footageLooks like Dan just had (or only teased) the video from the golfershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcS8O42LxRo
>>538722217Yeah, it's the only one place in town but they are on a septic tank so you have to pay the premium or drive 30 miles
>>538722159cracker isn't a slur it's a food
>>538722335i constantly leave clubs behind on the green because i'm drunk. no wonder golf is for the rich
Is Phil Swift real? Is he Taylor Swift's father?
Gyattttttt
>>538722317but can they afford AC?i thought America was numba juan
he couldn't figure out the door?
>My mama just died and my girl won't come homeDude, we all know you're getting a hooker, it's ok
>>538722429I think she thought he was trying to break in and she thought the key wouldn't work
>>538722463wood
>>538722179>vacation town in wisconsinWhat do people do on vacation in Wisconsin?
damn this nigger sweety
>>538720197trump plz go
>>538722485Looked like she has a nice ass, too
>>538722495eat cheese and chubby chase
>>538722429some of those locks just dont work right. that hotel i mentioned i had to swipe the card like 2-3 times before it made the right click and unlocked
>>538722151Thanks brother. I'm not poor anymore but sometimes I think life was better when I was, honestly. Probably unrelated; it's just that this was 20+ years ago, and life was just better then.
>>538722501>thank you for your attention to this matter
Ohio made the Triple Play, all right!
those poor fairways and greens
They're doing number on that golf course.
>>538722604
Sorry, Sticks, I'm not gonna laugh about the pursuit of a homicide and carjacking suspect.
>mfw i get paid $40/hr to cut up with sweaty negroes
Caddy shack idea.
>>538722495It's in the northwoods. Fish, drink, campfire, boat, atv, swim, go to a fish fry and drink some more
>>538722666SATAN WILLS IT
Just shoot him.
I've never gone golfing, is it fun? Seems like the only 'sport' you can do while getting drunk and it's acceptable.>What do you mean I'm not allowed to have a beer at the go-kart track? It's a closed course!>They say in the commercials professional driver, closed course for christ-sakes!
Bruh....
>>538722571yeah, the niggers were kinda right in a way with mo money mo problems. possessions end up owning you etc. often i think some guy with some camping gear and backpack and no liabilities is the most free of anyone
>>538722775you can bowl while drunk
>>538722771Slampigs can be fun
>>538722810it's the only way i can break 100
they need to fire the retarded camerafag in AZabsolute dogshit, skillless dicksucker
>>538722775i enjoy it. driving ranges are great too
>>538722159I think you know why and how evil it is. Good to call it out.
that woman should be told she is dressed like a whore, panties exposed. very disrespectful.
>>538722775I’m at my best after like one and a half beers. It’s just enough to help you relax and not overthink your form and shots.
>>538722785Preach brotherI agree
>>538722771I could probably get a few us to run a train on her.
>>538722845it's 106 degrees, they're prolly just dyin
>>538722874Sounds like she's caught her man cheating, so she's probably looking to get revenge
>>538722908Kek which one of you guys know how to operate a camera
Alright, listen up, folks! It's been a long time, too long, since I've done one of these, but here we are. Now, let's talk about something that's really, really been bothering me, okay? There's this cop, this absolutely terrible, no good, very bad cop from Nye County, you know, the one who just goes up to this homeowner, a good, honest American, and for no reason, no reason at all, he decides to play Superman, throws the guy through his own window! Can you believe that? And then, he has the audacity, the absolute gall, to blame the homeowner! I mean, what happened to this cop? This disgrace? Did they do anything about it? Because I'll tell you, if this event occurred when I was in office, this would've been dealt with immediately! This is a total disaster, a complete and utter travesty. I always wonder what happened to that jerk, that absolute... I mean, it's just disgraceful. Just disgraceful!
>>538722839wow that's a throwback
>>538722874
>>538722905stop using this excusethey haven't improved the slightestand no one says anythingdogshit zooming in, shaking like a retard drunk, can't frame a god damn single scene
>flock
look at this camera shakeholy shit
>LivePDhahaha fuck you dan
>camera guy is in the back staring at airplanes
OUT OF FOCUSFUCK YOU AZ CAMFAGGOT
>>538722999it creates a nice mise en scene
>flock alert
>>538723064he's doing his job
>>538723096
Seriously, he zooms in on that guy's shirt and pants but not on that girl's ass and legs? Come on, Dan.
>>538722771
Can I get high on Ingrezza?
>>538722771>she's taking me to 6 flags, again>I told her that I wanted to go to Universal but she didn't listen!
based buggy enjoyer
protip: when cops do that "m'rokay" thing it means they think you're full of shit
>>538723373that's how people in missouri talk
>>538722940Trump got a kill streakNuked NyeThey're gawnHis wife made him do it
>brakes don’t work too goodMy kinda guy!
>>538722533>eat cheese and chubby chaseKino. <3>>538722710>That one section where a dark purple town in Idaho meets a dark green town in Montana. Dan should sponsor a broadway play about them.
>if i keep slowly jogging, they won't see me
If showing his ass is so bad, why are they showing his ass on TV?
Post a stream, niglets.
so many of these previous segments are a waste of time>waffle house guy releasedthe incompetence holy shit
>>538723571tell it to the judge. no, really.
>>538723594peacocktv.com
>>538723571Seems a little harsh for your pants sliding down. But then he has priors.
They couldn't stop the buggy because the thing wasn't rated for that much mass
We got t cameras at Dorchester and nothing happening. Go back to Lee County, Dan.
>>538723615released!!!he caused me so much harmand just like that, released!!!
>>538723690like the one cop said he was wearing those shorts with a compression liner, they don't just fall down
>>538723594https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293
>>538723745they were ripped the fuck off by some faggot
>>538723711>t*4
>>538723698kek
>>538723745I absolutely believe this guy actively pulled his pants down but I;fe had plenty of compression underwear and running shorts that I will wear until they’re so shot they fall down when weighed down with sweat.
>another person with their insurance on their phoneI got a promotional email for this with a link to download the app, they told me i'd save $100 if I used it.Of course, the app tracks all your metrics like speed, time, distance, etc. So I can only assume they'll jack up your rates after seeing you leaving the applesbees parking lot at 11 o'clock 10 times a month.
>>538723690Yeah, I could've believed the guy that it just "fell down" if he didn't have priors for public indecencyI have a hard time ignoring patterns
everytime Dan says the nigger word, I'm taking a shot, last week I got absolutely wasted
>>538723815Speaking of being tracked, I think my car has an AirTag on it.
Can I get high on Bimzelx?
>>538723849They do that at the ghetto car dealerships if you have a loan and bad credit
>>538723904Maybe. I miss the blonde himself girl though.
>>538723849Does your iPhone alert you that there's an unrecognized airtag in your vicinity?
>>538723815>leaving the applesbees parking lot at 11 o'clock 10 times a month.I mean, who does that?
All cops should be allowed to ram fleeing motorcycles from behind. Whatever happens, happens.
that bike is missing ike crazy
>>538724001>himself
>>538724052they will in Arkansas
>>538724074No it isn't.
>>538724001I miss DampRid.
>>538723832>I have a hard time ignoring patternsthat's anti semitic my goy
>>538724119I miss the whoa nelly golfer
>>538724030trashy easy milf single moms love applebees for some reason. low hanging fruit
>Kawasaki Ninja 300Hell yea, I love little bikes and mopeds.>>538724052>All cops should be allowed to ram fleeing motorcycles from behind. >Whatever happens, happens.;_;
>>538724023I don’t have an iPhone but as of somewhat recently other phones can detect them. I was getting an alert that one was coinciding with my location as I moved throughout the week.
pathetic fishing expedition
>two poop related commercials in a row>and then another commercial to help your dog poopWhy are opl viewers so constipated?
>>538724504Everyone is a faggot
>>538724504up to 75% of americans suffer from chronic dehydration.
>>538724504boomers
Americans are the garbage leftovers from Jews fuckin each other in the ass
>>538724504>Stupid White guy>So dumb he can't defecate properly>Smarter wife>Who's a woman of colorI like that ads reveal what the power that be want us to think and do.
>win a free gun>call cops
The loser troll is back. Report and ignore.
>>538724504all they eat is Dominos and Marco's
This cop is a cunt
>>538724504The point of no return was running ads for opioid induced constipation… during the fucking Super Bowl.
this lady has some wild facial moles
>>538724678kek been like this for over a decade. >white men are so stupid! >soiciety falls apart without white men>white men are leaving and not participating and it's racist and nobody nose why!
>>538724771The other lady is a bit of a bitch too
>3-4 beersfinally someone didn't say 2
>>538724819
>>538724833>nobody nose why!Kek
this cop got short chuddy armscan't even reach his own pockets
all cops have breathalyzers, doing the tests is just a humiliation ritual
>>538725026the test is designed to make you fail. try it in your livingroom some day. it's just so that the cops can point at it and say "see? i told you my suspicion was legit!"
>Dan tells the audience the BAC>This means that he blew at the police stationLol gay. Never do the tests. There's no situation where you're going to ace it and they let you go. You're just digging a deeper hole.
no lie i'd watch this band. legit.
>s'ppurt yer lowcul muzik
Millennial cliche guy with neatly trimmed beard and oversized glasses and uptalk is a cop
>>538725288>You get a shiver in the dark>But it's raining in the park but meantime You write another all time classic watching those local bar bands.
is dan even trying tonight wtf is this shit
I hope we are all comfy frens. Enjoying some opl With a fire while staring at the Pacific
>>538725106yeah i'm aware. in fact it was on opl i think this year the one young guy did the best i've ever seen, aced it, and they still slapped the cuffs on him
>>538725366truthpure garbage ep
>>538725415>a fire because it's prolly in the 50si think i gotta move up there.
i swear the US is like one giant shit molded into a vast landscape of crap
>>538725555pnw coast rarely breaks 80 degrees (or 4 in commie units or whatever)
>BONG>BONG>BONG>BONG>BONG>BONGgreat tv, dan
>>538725762better than >your incident has been updated
>KWIK-E-MART
>>538725815it's real
>>538725366Feels like we went to Dorchester once just say hi.
30 mins left, time for dan's commercial blitz
>>538725628>pnwWe're talking Washington State or Alaska?
2 plates of pasta?
>that cop with the giant wooden batonDid anyone else grow up calling them 'nigger-knockers'?
she got whooped
>>538725910both don't break 80, same for oregon coast
>>538726044She's cuffed but looks like the victim. Did cops beat her?
>gold chewThat lady supposed to be a professional surgeon but she's promoting that drug in thot fashion.
new bread >>538726160>>538726160
>Ion got nunna do wid it
