So, aliens are just a flying poop?Boring
this is real? its the best evidence we have thus far
>>538740118Looks like black gumby with an afro.
Occams razor says balloons
>>538740164>best evidence weNot everyone is illiterate or was born yesterday.You should be embarrassed.
>BRO WE TOTALLY HAVE ADVANCED ALIEN TECHNOLOGY WHICH IS WHY WE'RE NOT USING ANY OF IT ON IRAN & USING DECADES OLD MISSILES INSTEAD !!11Why are uaptards like this. None of this shit's real
I can't see shit
>>538740164>this is real?https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2075645813326295314
>>538740118aliens aren't real. everyone wants to get off this planet and hates the whole gay earth and redditors think megabrane intergalactic travelers want to come here. that's insane.
>>538740118After our solar system the next planet closet to earth is 4 light years awayAre these fuckers really travelling those distances to troll jet fighters and anal probe trailer trash?
>>538740211>finish educationstop talking you dont know shit
>>538740267>Are these fuckers really travelling those distances to troll jet fighters and anal probe trailer trash?no, dont make assumptions based on nothing. they come from the ocean, not another planet. the "aliens" evolved here first
>>538740291So like the Hall of Doom thenDoes seem more logical
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>>538740267Well, the Real Skeptics understand them to be demons. But of course, demons are not responsible for any of the footage you see getting released. That's mostly balloons or random shit from other militaries. Maybe something they haven't released to the public yet is in there, but nothing consequential to the battlefield seeing as they haven't used any of it on Iran.Demons are supposedly causing the eyewitness accounts where crazy shit happens to people & they see inexplicable stuff. I have no idea why, but that seems to be where the theories lead to once you subtract obvious details like the four light years stuff.
>>538740118> AAAAAYLMAAAAOOOONoone cares about fucking aliens anymore
>>538740118swamp gas from the aliens swamp ass
>>538740470Noone cares about CIA conspirislop you mean
>>538740239looks insane to me there is no denying retards will say otherwise
>>538740275Seems like you are in dire need of somemore education with English grammar alone.
>>538740118Looks like a blood angels dreadnought with a jump pack
>>538740213trump said there are advanced weapons the us posseses that no one else has or does know about. Also having alien tech. doesnt mean they can use it or understand how it works, the energy source could be missing or not be understood for example.
>>538740706Lol fantasy retard can't exist in reality. No wonder you are fat, gay, virgin, and stupid. Your parents wish they aborted you
>>538740118Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
>>538740118Aliens won't allow Blumpf to destroy Iran.