>he voted for Trump>he supports Israel’s right to defend itself>he doesn’t have instagram>he has an android>the chocolate he gave me isn’t Dubai>he pirates instead of having a Netflix subscription
>>538748174>shes an attention whore> she has face piercings >she doesnt feel shame showing her ugly crying face
>>538748174>dubai chocolatewhy is this a meme now? i wouldnt buy anything coming from that shithole part of the world
>>538748174Describing literally me
Why do you guys say this shit about android? Who fucking cares if his gay phone is apple or android?
>>538748174I don't support the 2nd one. Well maybe if they take some Muslims with emI never know what to post on instagram. When I've scrolled it, it's all full of faggot shit so I'm only subscribed to frog and lizard accounts
>>538748439Women care
>>538748476It's the year of our lord 2026 and people still struggle with the concept that what women say especially in public nevermind on social media and what they actually do are completely separate matters.Sure you'll unironically maybe get filtered by a few for not owning the correct consumer slop, no worries they aren't even semi-long term material. Most of the dudes they'll smash will tick the boxes performatively anyway, either looking to pump and dump or by lying about who they are which women sniff out fast and start resenting them for. Only the first case is a win condition for the male, so who cares they filtered themselves from finding a viable long term partner.If you are attractive to some degree (looks, personality, status etc.) they'll break most if not 'all' of those rules very quickly. Literally just be yourself and stop worrying.
>>538748439i have had several women comment about the color of my text message after i get their number. it never works out after that
>>538748174Dubai chocolate really is good
>>538748174Stop spying on me. (I voted spiritually)
>>538749236Women do not say they care online generally. Irl they care because it is like what kind of car you drive except much more attainable
>>538749310If the text goes green it gives Indian scammer
>>538748305>disregard females>acquire currency This.>spent my 20s trying to get girls >had very little success>ended up only saving $20k despite constantly working (lost $15k in stock market) Then when i entered my 30s I gave up on women and focused on wealth. I ended up saving $300k in my 30s. Have I kissed a girl in the last 10 years? Nope.Have I been fucked over or been harmed in any way by women? Nope.I enjoy my work more than I've ever enjoyed being around women. If I was given the choice between working all day and night on the weekend OR spending a weekend alone with a woman, i would choose to work all weekend. Work > women
>>538749738I prefer not working much but fucking a lot
>>538748174I can't vote for TrumpHe's a scammer anyway>Oyvey vote for us goyI have a scamogram unfortunately>AndroidBased>Dubai scamolate>he pirates instead of having a Netflix subscriptionBased?Women love me nigger who cares about all this superflous shit
>>538748174>>538748305The septum piercing is very symbolic and ironic in its use by the foid. The foid thinks that by defiling her face with that metal ring means she's a rebelious boss queen but in all truth considering that cows have such rings in their septums to that the ranchers can tie a rope around it and use it to lead cattle around is such a fine and exquisite irony that only makes more sense when applied to the foid. The foid will scream about how she "don't need no man" but in truth what the cow ring on her nose broadcasts to the world is "I need chaddy to lead me around like I'm no more than a cow on two legs who can't think for herself." If confronted with this primordial truth the foid will scream and call the noticer an "incel", "virgin", "chud", etc. as deep down she slowly begins to awaken to this primordial truth but her slut mindset is so throughly ingrained into the very fabric of her being that such a realization if not supressed with extra SSRIs right away will completly rip apart everything she's ever done and believed in since the age for fourteen. Few items are such a wonderful and tastefully ironic tell of a foid's true being as the septum piercing.
>>538749738>Work > womenRight here rabbi. Here is the best goy
>>538748174>he supports Israel’s right to defend itselfYou are a zionist for judeoevangelical white guilt reasonsI am a zionist because israel makes libtards seetheWe are not the same
>>538748360It was a retarded hype that lasted for a we few months choclate pistachios and some pasta like substance to give you the crunch. Overrated like all hyped shit.>>538748439Its a myth created by /g/ tech nerds. They also belive you need to have an actual netflix instead of pirated shit for netflix and chill.
>>538748174 >he voted for Trump >he supports Israel’s right to defend itself >he doesn’t have instagram >he has an android >the chocolate he gave me isn’t Dubai >he pirates instead of having a Netflix subscriptionliterally me fr
>>538750132Shut up idiot neets cant live without workers. Being a soft slob is is a pathetic existence
>>538750136I like making libtards seethe but I also like making racists seethe. I like making people seethe in general
>>538750191Plantation owners can’t live without slaves heh
>>538748439Americans refuse to install Whatsapp or any other alternative to iMessage.
>>538748174opposites attract
>>538748174All me except I couldn't vote for Trump, and I most certainly wouldn't give chocolate or any token of attention to a foid
>>538750640Then to whom would you give chocolate or a sign of affection?
>>538748174and I still could make her choke on my cock. That’s what I love about liberal women. I could literally recite Mein Kampf word for word and they still would want me to fuck them because I’m a good looking and hung Sicilian/English Chad.
I seen it. Wish I had not.
>>538748360Rich people in Dubai were paying hot girls, Instagram models, etc to visit them in Dubai. Then do super degrading stuff like shitting on their chest, making them eat poop Dubai chocolate. "Dubai chocolate" was getting a bad rap with scat, so they created this chocolate to get people's minds off the original Dubai chocolate.
>>538750727>SicilianYOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHERFUCKED A NIGGERAND SO YOUMY FRIENDARE AN EGGPLANT
>>538750264Corporate sucks sure but my boss is really fucking chill. My days are a breeze. Its only a shame I work 20 hours a week
>>538750714Mom
>>538750727Let me ask you, why are Sicilians the ONLY Europeans prone to sickle cell?
>>538749540Kek this
>>538750789>massa is chill
>>538749840Which is why you have absolutely nothing to show for yourself, you impulsively horny retard.
type of threads miggers make
>>538750820Is your mom a male?
>>538750188Keked and checked
>>538750886I have a penis which is 8 and half inches, that’s more than most can show
>>538750787Yeah she was ugotz. Not my problem, padre
>>538750848Because we wuz like romanz n shyt
>>538750948Damn daddy, can I see it? ;3
>he supports Israel’s right to defend itselfis this board really just all kikes and jeets now?
>>538750913She doesn't count as a foid (doesn't respect w*men and votes far right)
>>538750781correct answerthe best way to remove information on the internet is bury it with misinformationcreating a product like Dubai chocolate is exactly that strategy
>>538750998Not gonna doxx myself>>538751022Every woman hates women
>>538748174>he supports Israel’s right to invade its neighbors, rape children, and massacre Christiansftfy
>>538748365same except I don't give chocolate/support Israel/vote
>>538749384Faggot>"Hurr durr, I'm a faggot for liking things!?"Yes.
>>538751200The greatest killer of Christians in history are Christians. Even crusaders probably killed more Christians than Muslims
>>538751195:( okay
>>538751195What, do you have your address tattooed on it or something?(I do - and I live at 1745893 North South Westerly Avenue Lane Road Boulevard Street Road By The Lake, Apartment 200000000000, in Towningsburgshaperfordvillemanse, and I also included my zip, the state, the country, the continent, the hemisphere, the planet, the solar system, the galaxy, the universe, and the timeline, all in 100-pt comic sans, with room left over for my phone number, my ssn, my URL for my personal website, my driver's license number and my vanity plate, my family tree, my entire DNA sequence, and a 1"=1' scale portrait of me)
>>538748174>>538748360>Dubai chocolateYou just know.
>>538751232Then it's not describing you, bong.
