How come no one ever told me this? Should have never switched to cars. Could have put a speedometer on a horse and just had that.
>>538751237Cars don’t have to eat or sleep though
>>538751287>Cars don’t have to eattell my gas tank that
>>538751237Do horses go 75mph?
>>538751237Yes. The perfect self-driving machine but this is the catch: it's a street shitter self-driving machine
>>538751335You put fuel in but it doesn’t get hungry does it?
"Quarter Horses: Built for explosive short sprints, they can reach speeds up to 55 mph"You dont need more than that.
>>538751524does it stop working when it's empty? does a horse?
>>538751237not only do they have built-in intelligence but they're also 100% biodegradable and fueled entirely by renewable resources
>>538751237It's still legal to ride a horse whilst completely shit faced.
>>538751597It operates the same up until the fuel is empty. Can’t say the same about a horse. It could get angry, scared etc.
>>538751237Yes, we need to use horses again for...environmental reasons.
>>538751490we could probably find a way to manage that in modern times. Maybe have some drones go around cleaning the poop
>>538751729Not in MY back yard!https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/12/10/kentucky-man-arrested-twice-in-3-days-after-leading-police-on-low-speed-mule-chase/
>>538751679alright I'm not awake enough to take the comparison any further, if I could, you win
>>538751836Whoops, missed.>>538751648I don't think he was THAT drunk.
>>538751648Of course it is. Horse knows where it lives, as long as the drunkard doesn't fall off, the horse will carry you home just fine. The weight of a human is basically an afterthought to a horse.
>>538751838GG, horses are incredibly based though
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>>538752328they really arewas lucky enough to not get my foot crushed by one while being a mindless idiot as a kidhe ended up just stepping on the tip of my shoe
>>538751237they only have 1 horsepower anon
