>be me, EUropean>driving on the PVBLIC highway>something gets in my eye, blink lots>car surveillance-bot thinks I'm having a stroke and activates the emergency brakes>car flips and the lithium battery bursts into a flame>I die but at least it wasn't from becoming unconscious at the wheelI love Bureaucracy, I love Technology, I love the EU. (If you oppose this you're with Russia!)
>>538757704skill issue
>>538757704another reason to not buy new cars
Ceo cracked skull hammer have to leave office sometime
>>538759738One ceo head cracked like an egg attracts attention two ceos illicits better behavior 10 ceos complete compliance
>>538759825Ceo crucified in front of headquarters improve q3 morale
>>538757704This satire is antisemetic anon
>>538759880I got an h1b visa for mystery syringe
>>538757704At least you didn't have to die from being cooked in your own house because the local migrant hotel needed the energy more because the heated pool and AC were going full blast.
>>538757704>be me>too dumb to get a ticket out of my shithole>don't even have good enough genes to quietly note to myself that putin is a midwit outclassed as fuck by ukrainian and western military strategists>waste my life supporting dumb shit
>>538757704Who the fuck even buys new cars now?I drive in my 22 year old beater and see cars that cost more than what I paid for my fucking house.Where to these mfs get money?
Mandatory distraction cameras is the most BASED thing the EU has done in a long time. The EU HATES cyclists. I got this system in my '25 plate car, when I turn my head to pay attention to where a cyclist is going my car beeps at me, it vibrates my steering wheel and my seat too. My car is conditioning me to NEVER turn my head, always look straight ahead and ignore cyclists while driving. TOTAL CYCLIST DEATH
>>538757704Shoulda illegal immigrate to usa under Biden id be friends with you. Portuguese food is good we coulda drove my jeep to the beach and trolled for some roastie ass (we wouldn't get any).
>Oh a cyclist, I should check which way he's going so I dont kill himMEATBAG, LOOK FORWARD BEEP BEEP>But the cyclist i need to pay attention to him for his safety>BEEP BEEP LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD>O...Okay I will not look at the cyclist and only look straight ahead>BEEP BEEP LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD>But its a young mother with a baby in a stroller>BEEP BEEP IGNORE THAT NO ROTATING YOUR HEAD
>>538757704"If they were merely stupid, they would have eventually made a decision that benefits the people"Nuremberg style trails and punishments aren't enough for EVERY complicit party in this Monstrosity.
>>538762593And even with everything out and public now, people still can't connect the dots."Well, there's a wall being built east of me, and west of me, and north, and south, but there is no indication that I will be trapped between them when they're done".
