Why can't Nordic Europeans eat American food and drink American water???Is there something wrong with them!?!
>>538760691>eat american food>my vagina starts going away>I lose what it means most to be european
>>538760691This is going to look ridiculous if they end up losing.
Only been to Florida as a kid, but I remember the water being extremely chlorinated. Even the soft drinks had a strong chlorine taste and must've used the same supply. Not general US bashing, but if Florida is still like that, you've gotten used to some messed up stuff.
>>538761726You're not supposed to drink the tap water Sven.
>>538761726This country isn't even White anymore.
>>538761814Or the soft drinks? Sven is a boomer name by the way, and Russian-shill-coded.
>>538761818Luv the US, hate Russia (though ffs fix the water in Florida if it's still like that)
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>>538760691As a frequent visitor.We 'can' drink the tab water, no issues from it. BUT, we're not used to treated water, so it tastes 'odd' to us - it is however perfectly safe to drink, even for our delicate stomachs.The food is a bit of an other issue. We're used to more ruffage in our food. I've learned to just go shopping on my first day in the US, buy some husk capsules. A couple of those with a normal 'murican meal and I'm right as rain with absolutely no tummy issues. I do put on a bit of weight whenever I'm over there, but as I'm on holiday - that'd probably happen even if I went somewhere else.
>>538761917>>538761863>Russia out of nowhere2.4 million of ukranian mongoloids had died in part because of you btw.
>>538761814>not supposed to drink the tap waterCan't provide drinking water, supposed to be the land of the free.Water the most important item in life after oxygen.muuuuuur kkkuuuuhhh
What ISN'T wrong with american food, you mean
>>538761568>This is going to lookNah... USA does it too and I assume so does every higher budget team. You don't invest huge money into a national team or any pro division group that travels and then wing it for food. You want to control everything. It's why pro team stay in the same hotel or travel together VS hopping on commercial flights solo. It's really no different then how people, well smart people, don't try a new place for lunch before an important test, day or event.
>>538760691american goyslop is to create a cattle class with chronic disease to be harvested by the petroleum industry (/dba medical industrial complex), and bio-chemical dis-regulation to be harvested by consumer markets. you have to be a special kind of stupid, or self loathing, to eat american consumer grade food.
>>538760691Any amount of travel makes food digest wrong.Partly because you are eating at different times.But I am in California from IL and it's a fuck up to the system.They want to eat EXACTLY what they were eating.Has nothing to do with quality because these guys aren't eating fast food anyway.
>>538760691It's perfectly normal for athletes to bring their own food and chefs.For one thing they can't be sure whatever mystery meat they buy at the supermarket doesn't contain something that could make them fail a drug test.
Dutch people even bring their own food when they go on vacation to France. And it angers and upsets the French very much. Sorry, but your food is shit.
>>538761726Same in California.>>538761814Restaurants shouldn't be using it in their drink fountains then.
>>538760691>ignoring every high level athlete does some sort of extreme regime from paleo diet to extreme conditioningFucking retarded fatass stop seething over a white man winning nogball. It’s a great salt mine and it makes you loom pathetic to question the diet of someone arguably in better shape than oneself. >contrarians and hypocrites eat poop>Clean the seas, save the bees, plant trees, shoot refugees>if indian and china were wiped off the map the rest of the world couldnt fish enough without the ocean replenishing but since ocean dredges and indian poop has destroyed majority of world fishing
>>538760691imagine looksmaxing to look like a downie ogre
>>538760691No, there's alot wrong with you, though.
>>538763770As far as I now, US tap water is perfectly safe to drink (US is fucking huge though so YMMV) but it's not healthy in the long run, with all the gross additives many locations use. For drinking purposes, it's still good to filter the tap water first.
>>538760691It's sensationalism, of course they're controlling what goes into their bodies instead of buying dog meat tacos on the street right before the game. >>538767214That's an aboriginal European phenotype, a lot of white Americans have some sort of British ancestry which has heavy ancient Mediterranean ancestry.
>>538761726That's not chlorine, it's RoundUp.
Yeah id straight up rather drink roundup over eating norwegian salmon or any fish from their waters lmao
>>538760691ITT: butthurt HFCS goblins
>>538760691second only behind china in how processed our food is
>>538766883they don't want to get the shits on Important Game Day from eating god knows what from an American supermarket it's like going to India but with HFCS
>>538760691Everyone is salivating over HaalandLots of teams do this. He’s more tall than good, kind of exploiting the game in bad faith when it was not made for a tall person to spam one vulnerability.Water seems bad lately. The taste is bad, and I’m not confident it will stay potable now half the country is lying South Asian immigrants maintaining infrastructure.
>>538761726Oh bro , wait till you get to new York. Just bring water and food from home at this point if you don't want to pay a shit load for real food
>>538760691> Norwegian brown cheeseWhat's this cheese all about? Is it disgusting as in excellent cheese, or more like fermented fish mixed with milk and then fermented again puke vomit?I'm genuinely curious.
>>538760691>brown cheesedoes not sound appetizing.
>>538767874its not actually cheese its just caramelized milk solids/whey reduced down so similar to a block of condensed milk or dolce wop stuff
>>538761863Sven has been a nickname for Swede anon her for years same as Ivan for the Russians you brought up out of nowhere.
>Why can't Nords just eat our toxic goyslop?
>>538768007That's not brunost.
>>538768115ik its a wheel i made for fun
>>538760691I went to cal and got the shits within first week.
>>538760691too much goyslop chemicals for us europeans, but don't worry we will catch up
>>538761568Every serious athlethe is like this. /fit/ larpers with their gym memberships and macro bullshit. Imagine top.
>>538768023It's not subtle at all. If you're impressed by people at the FSB and don't have a sane reference point, know that they look like idiots to most people here.
>>538768023Look at all these pre crimea invasion fsb shills lmao
Athletes bringing food with them to avoid bad reactions to sudden changes in diet is very common practice at the top levels of playhas nothing to do with whatever schizo boogeyman you've invented in your head
>>538767489I suppose you don't now much if you think the tap water is safe to drink.
>>538761568Not looking like they will.
>>538763770american tap water is poison google the inside of a water heater
>>538760691Because nordics are massively classist when it comes to food and quality, essentially in the sense of?> "Rather eating a dry Swedish crispbread with Kalles kaviar and water as a lone complementarery"Than some massproduced American bread with 2-4 e-numbers that is hostile to the gut biome.It simple bottles down to the realistically aware mind, accepting that decisions has consequences.Unlike American's who are mostly trained since birth to see overcommercialized presentations of products,essentially, everywhere they go? billboards with flashing lights, every wall or even in the bathroom.Americans are groomed into accepting more and more extremes as normals.Swedes, Norwegians and Danes feel spite as soon as something feels overplayed unless theyre drunk.A homecooked meal with purely natural ingredients has love,your fastfood joints might've felt the gist of it in the 1940s and the 1960s, especially when it came to coffee.But, America only knows insatiable desires like dopamine signaling but they dontk now how to be content.Simply being in the moment,we're becoming one with the essence of life and nature by capturing environment through quiet appreciaton.America wants to tell you about what it is and sell it to you before you're allowed to take it all in and wont take long,before they're selling it to you in portions and synthetic or even bastardized forms with different labels like christianity did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzKOgAYYhGE
>>538769209>Americans are groomed into accepting more and more extremes as normals.Swedes, Norwegians and Danes feel spite as soon as something feels overplayed unless theyre drunkWould this be the reason as to why each of your respective cuisines have never really attempted nor made any form of global impact? I legitimately cannot think of any norge/swed/finn/dane restaurant in north america outside of some tepid homages.
>>538761726Depends where you went. Orlando and Kissimmee water has sulfur in its drinking supply naturally so they have to treat the water before it hits the tap. Its why orlando smells kinda like fart too
>>538769033You're drinking shower water? Lmaooo
>>538760691>salmonLoaded with polyunsaturated fatty acids
>>538763770>adult nordics unironically say “tummy”
>>538761568No, but thanks for letting us see you cope
>>538769451>Would this be the reason as to why each of your respective cuisines have never really attempted nor made any form of global impact?You are still hardwired in that exact same mindset, even when youre trying to apply critique.What am i supposed to sell you?Myself or interpretations of my feelings in the ritual of knäckebröd with kaviar and egg, complemented with coffee and a cigarette by the sea?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kepsfYBg3eQ
>>538760691No wonder the world considers nords retards. Love fucking their women with my bbc
>>538761726US has varying water quality. I went to somewhere near Chicago and even the swanky places had dogshit water. I had to order soda because the water was too disgusting to stomach. Literal water hose tier.
How is banana pizza? Is it like using ricotta cheese?
>>538761814What do you drink?Water from plastic bottles?
>>538760691The fish and oranges make sense, but why the cheese?
>>538770152You might need to filter your tap water depending on where you live. A reverse osmosis filter and add minerals
>>538770036It's like the cheese from your mom's pussy hole
>>538770302Damn, that's sad
>>538769966It's not a critique by any measure i would love if all of your respective foods somehow ended up on our shores in a restaurant setting, we have infinite amounts of shitskin cuisine i just want to know the why yours is non existent in the west is all
>>538761052>become obese>die of heart attack by 50>somehow this is owning the eurofags
>>538767092Food ingredients in the USA work on plausible deniability. If it doesn't cause symptoms of illness instantly, nor cause a medical condition or death within a month, it's approved for human consumption. Normies eat all the ridiculous toxic shit indiscriminately then regard their cancer diagnosis as an act of God. You have to learn quite a bit about food production to eat safely here and meanwhile you're surrounded by people who don't care or are openly hostile to that learning so there is always a steady demand for the cheapest, most poisonous food possible.
>>538760691Nah it makes sense not to mix anything up and haaland is basically on rfk jr diet
Where is the salmon from? What kind of fish are they actually eating?
>>538770522By the way, people default to ambivalent ignorance about the food on the shelves everywhere. There's plenty of food products from Europe and Japan that I refuse to eat based on the chemical slop they contain. There's a higher baseline for probibited contaminants and bad ingredients, but they still allow ingredients that shouldn't be eaten.
Dear amerimutts and europeans white Latinos = Spanish beauty are superior u can create exotic humans when u have endless latinas why do u just wanna have boring white kids when u can make exotic humans with Spanish and levant DNA ugly happa Asian kids cant make beauty!
>>538770036Banana is not pizza
>>538760691Europeans brought ranch dressing containers back with them across the atlantic (versus just making it in Europe) and couldn't believe how delicious (and nutritious) cheese whiz is. They seem culinarily challenged.
>>538760691Norway can grow oranges?
>>538770036Banan pizza was a psyop pushed by enraged American Italians and various liberal christians to push LGBTQ narratives.The actual mockery of the gods that we created by accident in a state of transcending the madness of eros, in reality?It was simply kebab pizza, it's something that is there and you either turn a blind eye to it or succumb to madness.The complementary of Trocadero or Pepsi spiking the insuline like the tjack smackar trigger of the temptation for the first bite.The smooth vitlöksås coating absurd amounts of cheese and foreign Kebab like it's making mockery of Pythia,Delphi shed tears as if we lost our love for the gods once we consumed with the worst of America and the middle east simultaneously.The spiritual essence of Italy and Rome itself crumbled with the first bite. We shamelessly do what needs to be done, unlike the stagnant christian sheep following it's herdsman of centralized submission.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b76mqGzXba0
Not one his majesty's cock-sleeves can knock that viking down.
Wtf is mouth tape?
>>538764406This. This is true.The ridiculous anti-American shit on /pol is excruciating. The basic, common sense answer is ignored so the shills can fling their shit.
>>538771074A method for growing citrus fruits in cold climates was developed in Russia. But we really don’t know where the oranges are from OP’s image doesn’t go into detail
>>538761568Crab bucket little nigger. Who cares if they lose theyre already living a great life
>>538771264Tape put over the mouth to prevent oral rape at night
>>538770487> i just want to know the why yours is non existent in the west is allwe are too humble about food, drink and innovation in general, i can only blame christianity.we haven't really made much progress in terms of drinks and foods.most of it is forged from balance and harmony between flavour and textures, yet somehow refuse to go all the way.There's an unmistakable jantelagen vibe behind all of it.Julmust, portello, pomach, trocadero, zingo and so forth? curiosity and driv flattend by suicidal humility.
>>538760691Wow. I didn’t realize oranges grew in Norway.
>>538760691You shits are toxic. You know that.
>>538769605Interesting. I thought it smelled like that because of all the old people.
They know our food is fucking poison. Just look at us. You don't have to eat like a pig to get fat in America. The food itself is shit.
>>538769966Pizza and burgers haven’t made a global impact? Really? I know it’s not fermented fish guys like you degenerates eat, but some people like it.
>>538760691sugar and too much additives...
>>538771496>we haven't really made much progress in terms of drinks and foods.most of it is forged from balance and harmony between flavour and textures, yet somehow refuse to go all the way.the cosmic irony of this is the current zeitgeist of modern gastronomy is begging and bleeding for something like your cuisine >foraged>farm to table>sustainably harvested ingredients >simple in technique but shining on ingredients and uplifting them to the highest possible degree >a throwback to tradition with using certian antiquated tools and techniquesthose style of restaurants are a literal money printer and its a travesty you guys havent capitlized on that>jantelagenWell this squares a circle completely if the translation is correct, similar to japs its completely antithetical to the modern dining industry because its loud/brash/in your face on a plate instead of reserved towing the line towards "it just works so why expand on it" ethos At any rate id like a swed/norge/dane/finn/ maybe esti restaurant
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>>538771834>Pizza and burgers haven’t made a global impact? Really?you are reacting to what im quoting, not my words.fermented fish comes from a time of brutal wars in the worst conditions imaginable,it's mostly the little few "edible" pieces that is picked off on thinbread rolls during few days of summer.always masked by dominant flavours of garlic and washed down with snaps(liquor)in a moment of heavily elevated spirits with song in the right moment and scenery with friends/family.it's a strange tradition but we do it.
>>538772116looks like an ai edit of the "activate my almods" /MISC/ meme, this cant be real?
>>538762164>>538772116did you see what happened to the original activated almonds guy? He went full WN because of being memed on and posted a pic of a maga caterpillar and a sonnenrad winged butterfly meme on his public Facebook while he was a chef You did this
>>538772317no it's not ai its as old as the activated almonds meme itself
>>538760691Brother all our food is poison. GOYSLOP
>>538772052>At any rate id like a swed/norge/dane/finn/ maybe esti restauranti take it that you respect our people but its only healthy to be realistic about it,many small village area people were groomed hard by christianity.the jantelagen is for the most part a forced liberal narrative pushed by liberal foreigners.but the fear of rising above with pride over new products and achievements in general exist.i cant see our food industry making a significant breakthrough globally until theres a change in peoples mindset.we are currently moving towards a thinking of "meeting the quotas and giving the finger to anything excessive"because taxes are so fucking high and theres niggers everywhere, it makes everything less and less enjoyable.it translates to the state of the Orwell warning, less and less significant things are born with it's condition."is it healthy and reach my macros/micros? alright."
>>538772116>>538772366i cant believe what a gay era we've lived in
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>>538761568Comments that aged like wine
>>538772800He did evolve though
>>538773442Most people are simply waiting for proof while some nudge the extremes out of spite or lulz.the outliers of society is surprisingly not the only spark of creation,but this is a radical transition that shouldnt be left unnoticed.i noticed this even with christians, they dont know why its bad because they dont know and refuse to look.its the same with leftists, theyre spiritually curious with both the divine and occult without a doubt?but they refuse to look at the most extremes of it like Evola, Jung or even bizarre ones like Aleister Crowley.If we refuse to seek, we wont grow or become more powerful than jews who use whatever they can to take control.
>>538769033Iirc this is why ingerland has sinks with non mixing taps- only the cold water is considered potable
England won! Fuck your dumb fiskebolle
>>538766630it literally is about quality though, they said they don't want the harm done by the shitty food, they don't take chances
>>538760691If you can't breathe through your nose while you sleep, you ain't white.
>>538761568Every team should do this. Hell even US teams traveling between states should do this. If you're going to physically compete for your livelyhood, dont risk eating anything your gut biome isnt used to. Especially if you're playing a sport that is primarily just running. Easiest way to shit your pants ever.
>>538760691i saw a clip of this fucker eating a ny pastrami sandwich in a cab
>>538774183C’mon Ingerland! It’s comin’ ‘ome m8s
>>538760691their government tells them american food is inferior to make them feel proud of their failure of a country.
>>538760691What’s Norwegian brown cheese
Lmao
>>538775788It's poo
norwegian girls needs some good bbc
>>538774872Open borders vitiate America as being defined as a nation
>>538774872>heir government tells them american food is inferior"muh government narrative and ideology"if you pick up a bread or a dairy product and you see 2-4 different e-numbers(additives to mutts),do you even react at all or do you just stuff your face beccause it fits your daily calories?maybe theres poor decisions behind reasons why american health is among worst in developed nationspop into /fit/ once in a while and allow yourself to become constructively autistic to some extent.
>>538763970Mmhmm..Fuel status zigger?
>>538770490Just take ozempic retard, but let me guess you're some retarded poor chicano or yuropoor tourist
>>538761726>>538761863>>538761917>>538768427Is anoyne supposed to be under the impression that these types of comments are written Swedish hands?
>>538768007>caramelized milk solidsSounds like that would produce a lot of glycation products. Doesnt sound peak engineered for health
>>538782298I think it was more of a statement against America over actual health, especially due to the fact they sourced domestic Atlantic salmon which to me is poison via heavy metals etcBut to pick your brain do you allow a certain level of GLY foods or just simply avoid searing anything?
>>538760691Our food is poison. So are water filters bought off of chink reseller markets. Imagine going through all tgat trouble just to die of ball cancer from Indian filters made of trash.
>>538761568not really. norway has the worlds largest sovereign wealth fund in the world, just begging to be tapped for stupid shit like this. they could not care less.still, i don’t see the connection between food and disenfranchising niggers and jews, while retaking vital urban areas for white americans.
>>538770733Mercury lake.
>>538782837> ball cancerokay, that’s a decent timeframe to plan for a political act before your death. if you don’t have a plan to kill a drug dealing nigger ready, ngmi into valhalla king.
>>538760691This nigga is a neanderthal cave troll that eats organ meats
>>538777990Kill yourself akshit
>>538761814Only third-world countries do not drink tap water pablo
>>538760691Look at AmericansLook at Europeans
>>538769943I refuse to grow up! They're just going to make me pay taxes if I do.
I'm from Sweden, no Scandinavian thinks American food is inedible. Stupid fucking nigger.
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>>538760691american food is literal poison.unless you buy organic you aren't even getting what you buy. it's like 5% what it says it is and 95% a combination of artificial ingredients. even organic isn't safe it's all gmo shit with roundup or supervaxxed animals
>>538760691Because it's poison.
KEK ROWING BANNED
>>538771378Most oranges consumed here are grown in Spain.So I'd assume it's the same in Norway.Some from Morocco too, especially in super cheap stores, but I wouldn't buy those. Pretty every time a test is made the Spanish ones turn up clean, while the ones from Morocco has been soaked in Monsanto poisons up to the day they was picked. We also used to buy Oranges from Israel, but trade with Israel have been somewhat reduced in the latest years.
>>538760691>Why can't Nordic Europeans eat American food and drink American water???>Is there something wrong with them!?!No, they want their diets to remain 100% the same as it is at home, so no surprised happen from eating food.The same reason people go to other countries on vacation and eat McDonalds.They know if won't make them sick.
>>538761726I moved to the US from Canada, the water here is indeed trash. We drink bottled spring water, out of glass battles. I miss water in BC, I have literally drunken mountain spring water without boiling it, it’s great. Food here is also garbage, at least generally.
>>538769451As someone who is part of the Scandi diaspora, one thing is that they have a tendency to assimilate better than any other non Anglo immigrant group. I will say, my grandmother who was a full blooded Scandi was a great cook, but the Swedes and Norwegians who came to thr new world typically started off as farmers and then their children and grandchildren often got degrees and such, not the kind of people who became restaurateurs. My mom actually has a Scandinavian cook book at my parents house, it’s got recipies for reindeer and fish and pastries, so there is a definite culinary culture, they just haven’t commercialized it the way Italians or Mexicans or the French or Vietnamese or Chinese have.
>>538760691You're overthinking this shit. They don't want to get diarrhea or constipation.
>>538772633Dude, you are my newest favourite namefag, way better than that Lambright dude or breakroom cuck. I enjoy reading what you are writing, don’t stop.
>>538773442Lol
>>538767874Its process cheese, basically the same thing as american cheese.
>>538760691Ahhh yes the traditional Norwegian orange groves
>>538760691the lost to ngubus on a diet of fried fish and chips
>>538763970Sure and more Russians
>Atlantic SalmonThis means their players eat Salmon caught from the wild.That's because farmed salmon from Norway are the most poisoned food in the world, kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYf8cLUV5E
>>538761568Why don't people think food nutrition affects their bodily functions?
>>538767874Like the canuk said it isn't actually cheese at all.Just super condensed milk and made by boling it for days on end (traditionally in an iron pot).Fun fact, Norwegians LOVE it, and is genetically wired to, because those who didn't suffered iron deficiency up there in the olden days. But traditionally made myseost contain a lot of iron (from the pot)>>538767911Americans might actually like it, you tend towards a sweet tooth over there, especially in the south.and Brown "cheese" is quite sweet, as the lactose completely caramelize in the processing.
>>538763770Once the WEF measures start reducing production of your PDO artisanal foods (and believe me, EU will be the first to implement these progressive "food equity" measures long before the Americas), you Nordics will be the first to starve and die. Because what they intend to replace these land/water-use intensive foods makes over-processed American junkfood look like gourmet vegan cuisine. We're talking chemically modified vegetable and insect proteins cut with plasticizers and sawdust, injected into high pressure molds and cookers and further modified through Maillard reactions to reproduce flavors and amino acid profiles that vaguely resemble edible food. If you thought that Beyond Meat crap was bad, true horror awaits.
>>538766630This. They eat the exact same diet/ingredients everywhere they go in order to prevent getting the shits.
