Im going to show up there in a year from now, unannounced, with a backpack and some cash.How can I relocate there with as little friction as possible? I don't have money for rent and shit like that and I'm not planning to pay for housing. If I don't get housed, I'll start becoming a problem for everyone living there.I'm going to tell everyone that Greeks hunt me for my political beliefs and there's no way to come back in Greece without getting killed.I also parle francais so communication isn't an issue
fuck off marxist
greeks are always welcomed in france, whatever region
>>538762166>>538762119the french stole it and filled it with niggers
>>538762119You're probably brown as fuck so they might ask you to play football for them or something.
>>538762119>ElsasJust tell us the date and exact locationIll personally come to get you deported back to America
>>538762206I've never seen an alsacian feel german. I'm from Metz btw, we don't feel german either.
>>538762119FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>538762239He’s been making threads with fake stories for almost 5 years now.
>>538762119just apply to the university there and live in the dorm for decades
>>538762119>I don't have money for rent and shit like that and I'm not planning to pay for housing.if you are a cute girl like in my animus i can house & feed you free of charge in exchange of daily cuddling. But i've not seen a single cute greek girl while i was in vacation there for one month, so you probably aren't either.
>>538762119Why are Greeks so based?
>>538762323Is this the same guy who was sleeping at a university dorm illegally?
>>538762119Looks lovely.
>>538762513No. The dorm guy is real. This is a different Greek anon that spams the board with random stories and datamining threads. He’s an attention seeker.
>>538762513no, this one turned out to be a jeet and was remigrated by force to Mumbai. Probably the basedest (or arete as they'd say) jeet ever.
>>538762323if you mean Dormocles, he wasnt larping. he was actually in the greek news because he let a swedish girl stay illegally in his dorm room
>>538762119>that pichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq_kvVLG3Fg
>>538762119You’re a dumbass
>>538762297Elsässer don't need to feel German, they simply are. Similarly, Lothringer like you have never been and will never be German. Going from Straßburg to Metz is no different than going from Köln to NancyThe best solution would have been to split the two in 1870, but it wasn't the time for rational solutions
>>538762119Alsace is spook town.
>>538762119If you can tolerate cold places, just go to Svalbard with me, pay is good, but it's insanely depressing
>>538762874>pay is goodit's a greek you are talking to, there is no pay involved since there is no work done.
False that is cs_Italy.
>>538762936There are jobs where you don't do anything
>>538762936Je viens en Alsace et tu ne peux rien faire pour m'en empêcher
>>538762688>that musicare you a 300yo papi drinking dark coffee at the café terrace all day long and smoking unfiltered gitanes while tranquilly looking at asses passing by?
Doesn't that place have constant active bomb threats?
>>538762119> brown hands wrote this.you'll find society will not notice your attention-seeking ploys
>>538762513This is the greek spammer from idrama labs, he loves making 1pbtid threads about incel culture, women, etc, sometimes he makes threads like these. It's all spam and nonsense. I really don't know why the mods haven't range banned him yet.
>>538762790>this enrage and malden the boches
>>538763266>greek spammer from idrama labs You're the dramatic one here pal>>538763266>range banned You cannot range ban me, I'm a citizen of the world, cannot be pinned down to one place, flag, race or ethnicity. I'm a feather in the wind, I'm range less
>>538763111>et tu ne peux rien faire pour m'en empêchersi, je peux dénoncer ton larp comme étant faux & homo
>>538763266i don't know who he is - but it doesn't surprise me.I hope he spends the best years of his life grinding to become johnny-somali-2- and disappears into a similar jail for obscure local-laws.
>>538763112>are you a 300yo papi drinking dark coffee at the café terrace all day long and smoking unfiltered gitanes while tranquilly looking at asses passing by?I wish... Pic reminded me of cs_italy, thats one of the soundtracks.
>>538762119>I'm going to tell everyone that Greeks hunt me for my political beliefs and there's no way to come back in Greece without getting killed.Are you coming from Cyprus by any chance?
>>538762513different greek.there's dormgreek, the greek-that-cannot-get-laid, and then there's this faggot
>>538762119>How can I relocate there with as little friction as possible?Hi I've lived in Alsace for the past 20 years.Here is what you should do:Look into the University of Strasbourg and CROUS housing. Godspeed.
>>538763784>University of Strasbourg and CROUS housing.Its free?
>>538763382yeah, I wish our greencucks were satisfied with 40 as a speed limit in cities, alas...
>>538763784> integration advice.wasted effort; his nature will sabotage him in the end.
>>538763467You tripping? I can literally get on a plane right now and fly there WITHOUT a passport
>>538762119Fuck off we're full
>>538762119You can't be a refugee you silly shit.
If I were you, depending on your swarthy Greek complexion, is learn a little Syrian. Rub some shit on yourself, and claim asylum.
>>538762790Les fridolins are disgusting thinking you belong to a country because of your blood or ethnic groups. No one in Alsace or Lorraine care about Germany apart from eating pretzels from time to time. : Gascony, Flanders, Brittany, Alsace, Savoy, Corse and even Guyana, Reunion island and so on. It's a lot of ethnic group within France itself and none are french because they are united by blood. France is an empire within its own kingdom : all of them are french because they exist within the borders of France. They share the same system, the same history, a common culture behind the specific local culture. You can blame the République for erasing local particularities but even our ancients kings ruled over multiples ethnic groups, all of them felt french anyway. That's an effect of long centralisation doctrine that happened across centuries since king Philippe Auguste. Saarland would be as french as Elsass or Savoy or Tourraine if we decided to integrate it. Just be grateful it did'nt happen because we stopped longing for the frontières naturelles (even throught we should still aim for it. )
>>538762119>he doesn’t know basic european lawThis is a jeet migrant, everyone.
