>Kai newshttps://x.com/KaiStephensYT>Suspect in Ann Widdecombe murder inquiry released and no longer part of investigationhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cjw8j46z7yqt>Pugnacious, charismatic and she always answered the question - Chris Mason on Ann Widdecombehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrxdnmlk5no>Triple murder suspect arrested in South Africahttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2vq71473yo>Chaos and confusion reign as Harry loses media battlehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78yp5j2e8eo>Could Andy Burnham scrap stamp duty?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c621jzex0gyoPrevious>>538758338
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Life comes at you fast.So does the ground. Ulsterman down!
>>538764372Boys
Hattie Jaques pretentious cheese wog
>>538764352>Suspect in Ann Widdecombe murder inquiry released and no longer part of investigationNice update op.So, honest question. Who killed Ann Widdecombe?
>>538764502Where do they keep getting all these pallets?
>>538764512for me it's the one on the left
>>538764526Noel Edmonds
I think my gf set up the house tonight so that i would return to a good environment, but i fucked it by coming back with 4 cansi think she bought me kfc, ensured the grass was watered and tidied up my sitting area from cansand i came in and fucked it all
>>538764570Either stolen or donated by anyone who works somewhere that uses a lot of them. Businesses will literally leave them unguarded so they get "stolen" because it saves them having to arrange transport to dispose of them at this time of year.
>>538764605they transitioned eventually
>>538764512
>>538764570MI5 sorts it out for them, like George Soros giving leftists bricks for protests
C A T SATS
wigger starmer is always funny
>>538764663woah man an alcoholic ruining his life and blogging about it, how interesting.
mozzy was right
>>538764738
>>538764663kek'd, what booze did ya come home with lad?
>>538764352Buy an ad, Kailooks like he's 12
>>538764372heatwave tips : wrap yourself in cooling cucumber
>>538764785kronenbourg 1664
>>538764512why is his avian piss yellow?
>>538764763this was shitty of me i'm a bit heated please disregard.
>>538764663I don't believe you even have a gf.
I think i broke my hand the other day when i broke that glassi was doing an impression of this violent autistic guy i work withand i smashed my hand down on the desk and smashed my glassbut now my hand still hurts and time has passed
>>538764874jk please regard it with fine detailhehehehehheheheheh fuck cauldy
alright lads. in bed waiting for the footy. wish i had people to watch it with but will try to enjoy it by myself
>>538764663She's encroaching - order a sandwich and tell her not to ask stupid questions.Match on
>>538764820.My mate used to drink 1664. Mostly because he could tell people that he was in the royal marines at parties, because the RM was formed in 1664Be ya bird didn't know that..
>>538764874No it's absolutely justified, nobody comes to a British politics thread to read the ramblings of some pudding brained nonce with a tripcode.
>>538765045trvth nvke
>>538765035i thought the royal marines were formed resulting from the boer war
>>538765045They should be on either /r9k/ or /soc/.
>oooooooh i'm drunk and my chink gf is not happy with itthere I just saved you reading the next thousand cauldron posts
In the beginning was the Word.
>>538765161Lol.Done him.
what will your last texts be?
>>538764526I was at home all day, I never went out at all
the royal marines part is older but the commando part is from the boer war
BRITISH NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTYBRITAINAWAKE
>>538765161trvth
>>538764803>So poor he has to turn cucumber into toilet paperDoes he have a GoFundMe I can donate to?
>>538764639Not this one?
cauldron is a good lad
>>538764803I'll just get the router out and make a scroll cutting depression in me chopping board, won't take 5 mins
>>538764663>my sitting areayour what mate
>>538765429the area where i sitit sounds a bit spidery when you put it like that but i'm not a spidernot even close
>>538765421he celebrates old women being beaten to death because.... well im not sure why he chose to do that.
It was a white male!White male suspect!Police are looking for a white malePolice arrest a white maleA white male is in custody>white male suspect released without chargeum akshually we are going to stop releasing any information about this case now, please don't speculateN O T I C I N G
>>538764352daily reminder: british love cock-au-vin in every hole
>>538765551if you read the fine print they are still looking for a white male
might bet everything i have left in my account on england to winwhy not
>>538765551
>>538765690you should destitution speed run I'm here for it
>>538764934boxers fracture if it's like the last two fingers on your handpressure and compression breaking the bones in and around those knucklesif you notice those knuckles have recessed and your two little fingers are dinky and no longer stretch out, that's likely what it isvery common, stressy white boys get them from punching walls>t. stressy white boy, history of boxers fractures
bet french flag is plastered
>>538765395imagine the absolute state of the body if Mr Blobby did it, jesus christ
i would lend cauldy a fiver to buy a bag of chips if he needed it
>>538765551Hmmm
>>538765551it always seems like the fucking nudge unit are gaslighting us on this shit, every time
I wouldn't piss on the faggot if he was on fire.
>>538764512>boys boys boysthey're looking for a good time
>>538764663time to act like the Stella drinker you really are
>>538765976I mean, shit, if they are going to withhold information then we aren't operating on mutual respect, so what the fuck do they expect to come from that?
>>538765755i'm retarded, all this will bring me is pain
fuck it
>>538766146you mad cunt
>>538766146as long as you can afford to lose it, then based
>>538766116goodyou inflict pain on all of us with every post
>>538766146imma bet on norway now
>>538766146you have to provide a pov snapshot of your chink wife when you tell her
>>538766274if i lose i'm taking this to the gravekipling says explicitly 'and never speak about your loss' in that one poem which is basically carte blanche
autumn
>>538766313please dont kill yourself if you lose. my anti cauldron arc sucks I love you.
>>538766146William Hill odds
two durex adverts on itv. are they trying to wind me up
>>538766384No i'm not killing myself over 600 squid lolthat wouldn't be very kipling at all
>>538766429*cough* well you suck FUCK YOU!
>>538764803i was expecting him to flay the palm of his hand off, i knew a guy that did that on a ride on mower he stuck his hand in where it literally says not too, to clear some debris and the blades moved suddenly and it peeled the palm of his hand back, he got it stitched back together but lost all the nerves
https://nitter.net/PolitlcsUK/status/2076023587702440260#m
>>538766474I heard of a lad who peeled his palm off on one of these
>>538766607>she got EVRI'd
>>538766146was hoping we'd lose to be honest
>>538766607Isn't this an ongoing murder investigation?
>>538766704100%
>>538766677Did somebody say Just Jeet?
>>538766722sometimes
>>538766753she refused to tip, so the deliveroowog suplexed her. Screenshat this post
>>538766146only the delusional bet on england in knockout games, england could be playing some 3rd world dump of a country that shouldn't even exist and they would still fuck it up in the last minutes
>>538766607how'd this get released? this story is so fucking weirdso some wog delivery driver went mental I suppose?
>>538766727it's hilarious watching these pathetic histrionic emotional "men" losing their shit and crying because old ngubu didn't score a hat trick
CAM ON INGERLAND
>>538766994mad speed>>>/sp/156618223
cam on do it for ann
>>538766629yikes you could honey roast it then have it in a sandwich with some cheese a mustard
>>538766994>CAM ON INGERLAND
Thrown out the boozerFucking bullshitMistaken identity, Some bint thought i was some other cunt. Calmly explain her mistake up until the point she starts making unfounded accusations by virtue of mistaken identity. So i just start throwing doomsday redpills at the stupid fucking bint to then get thrown out.Bullshit
>>538767337that's not nice mate #notnicethey didn't treat you well
>>538767421Im not even the cunt she thought i was, Fuck sake. But then i didnt need to start doom pilling cunts in retaliation
>>538766607mad
This is going to be a shit match, it's already boring as fuck.
Have the Africans started playing the Norwegians yet?
>>538767545some quality football, it will get shit later for sure
>>538767616Nah
not looking good good cauldy so far
I would unironically emigrate to Norway.
Madeuke Very English name
>>538767837me too. been there twice its based af unlike faggy sweden no EU shit
>>538767814Norway has barely had a touch
>>538767898They dont need too, England have fuck all shots They could do this all day
>>538767927do you understand how football works? The ball has barely entered England's half
will the amount of chicken in an iceland chicken curry ever return to normal
>>538768002make your own you fanny
>>538768002The chicken will be reduced until morale improves.
>>538767337I WAS JUST RUSTLING THROUGH THORN THICKETS TO RETRIEVE MY STUPID DOGS BALL . caps locks on not typing
>Reform UK have provided all of their MPs with 24/7 security after Ann Widdecombe's suspected murderwhat does nige know?
>>538768119that it wasn't a White male
>>538767898Are you trying to tell me I'm not bored? Because I feel fucking bored, this game is boring me. Norway are fucking wank, they'd make the Runcorn Rovers look quality.
my arms are all prickly with these devious plants poisons now all for my stupid dog whom I love with all my heart
>>538767982aye, this is the waiting game for Norway.At this rate england will tire out around the 70 min mark with 0 shots on target
>>538768172that might be the strategy, but England are dominating at the moment
>>538764774christ, those twix bars are tiny
>>538768168Use dock leaves on nettle stings lad.It works a treat.
>>538764352
>>538764512I'm not gaybutt
>>538768119>what does nige know?Dunno, but the timing should raise some eyebrows.https://www.BIGBLACKCOCKS.com/news/articles/cn0vx2edk0vo>He went on to say the money was for his personal security and he will need protection "until the day that I die", but declined to confirm how much he has spent.
Any good laddingtons want to join my WoW guild when classic+ comes out?
>>538768002No, but it will be halal.
not gonna lie lads i'm a bit stressed
>>538768245England need to both pull back and slow the pace forcing Norway out the blocks. This is playing to their strengths in my opinion
>>538768483how is england playing so far?im gonna watch the second half over brekkie at a nip version of spoons
FUUUUUUUCK
YAAASSSs come on Norway, get fucked cauldy
>>538764570They're knackered after a few years in the elements so there's millions hanging about that noone wants.
L M A O
Fuck sake
At least cauldron will lose money.
>>538768522england were mogging then they took a hydration break and they all became gay and now they're 1 -0 down
>>538768483tick tock
Europe 1. Africa 0.Based.
>why yes i am watching football. How did you know?
>hurr i'm a jap me lads
Fuck Harry Kane that absolute knobhead
>>538768730kek
>>538768685uh... are you coming out rabbit?
diving is the gayest shit everit reinforces my disdain for europoors
>>538764352Switch the gender and you have a cute tomboy :3 who's this?
>>538768685I'm watching it to see africa lose
>>538768833You still pretending to be Japanese, weird lad. You know nobody has bought this act for years at this point right?
>>538768885Somebody brit/pol/ posters have spent the past few days posting homosexual fantasies about because he's doing a bit more than seething online about niggers and calling Josh a goblin for the ten millionth time
SEND NORWAY YOUR ENERGY!!!
England should be 3-0 downFucking hellLMAOAbout seven years ago i was actually highlighting the investment Norwegian football has received by comparison of the jock leagues.
nice
Africa 1 Europe 1All to play for.
I hear distant screaming. Did England score?
>>538768958Ah okay thought he was a new MP or something '-' hope England wins, kinda sucks USA got knocked out but there was no way we were getting past anything else
>>538769022diversity is currently our equaliser
>>538769001so it cant go to extra time/penalties for your bet right
>>538769132i have no idea
>>538769160you dont know much to be fair>>538769132settle down with your bigotry of high expectations
>Piers Corbyn>Waitrose Tommy RobinsonA ballot paper full of chucklefucks will ensue.
>>538769160>i have no ideatypical Caulnonce respnce to a basic philosophical question.
They're giving more security to Reform politicians, but don't worry it wasn't a political killing.
>>538769527Would've been better to just have one person standing against Farage. Instead this will only ensure his victory.The funnier outcome would have been for him to lose.
Come on norway, Africa should not be drawing with us.
civnat posting
>>538769764better england lose to norway than nigger france or fifatina
>>538769527pov you're about to be stamped out by a nationalist
Saka does look mentally disabled (outside of just being black).
>>538765174And that word was "nonces"
