>>538770027>massive uptick in butthole cancer among the generations that try to popularize licking buttholes. total coincidence i'm sure
vaxx status?
>>538770090I blame chronic diarrhea
>>538770027Being OPs
>>538770027Radiation from nuke tests
>>538770027Papillomavirus
>>538770027
>>538770027Anything but the experimental gene therapy they made everyone take, which was mysteriously and ubiquitously adulterated with fucktons of SV40 spike proteins by no one knows who or has any interest in finding out
>>538770027>Food is full of shit that doesn't need to be in it>Increase in gastrointestinal diseases and disordersIt's a mystery anon.
>>538770027we all know why
>>538770027Anus is meant for shit not cocks and dragon dildos. The recurring trauma causes flora issues, triggers excessive cell growth, and inflammation. Tl;dr faggots
>>538770140This.
Not busting enough loads
Check /b/ and see how many people are obsessed with anal.
>>538770027modern medicine allows people with bad genes to reproduce and one way bad genes are expressed is in higher rates of cancer.
>>538770140Just look at him.
>>538770027Hip hop and violent movies
>>538770669u must have a lot of personal experience with that u giant poofter
>>538770514does this make you angry?
>>538770027Flamin' Hot Cheetos Fries
>>538770740Learning from someone else's experiences is the high iq move bud. Try it sometime.
>>538770594/thread
>>538770720Modern food industry caused a lot of these problems. They dont simply come from "bad genes" in such high numbers.
>>538770720interesting
>>538770140Colon cancer was on the rise long before Covid.
>>538770807agreed
>>538770830That does not preclude getting it from the mRNA poison. Nice try, though.
>>538770027PFCA and PFAS chemicals. Millenials and zoomers spent their entire lives being poisoned by these chemicals who coat nearly every package or container food comes in. They enter your liver and intestines and accumulate until toxicity levels that cause cancer. 100% of the people alive are carrying around above safe levels, and they never ever leave your system in any kind of abundance so accumulation is guaranteed. Even if we were to ban them outright again(dupont and friends just knocked one bond off the chain and re-introduced theirs as "gen x" to make it harder to google), it would take about 1000 years for them to leave the biosphere because they get passed along in breastmilk, so even infants wind up with medically significant portions of them impacting their endocrine systems the day they take their first sip.
>>538770685>>538770722>>538770140Asking the right questions here.
>>538770027Was he gay?
>>538770090you know I was favoring the "radiation from remote control buttplugs" theory but I think you're on to something here
vaxx, chemicals, sodomy, genes...
>>538770027>Countries with highest cancer rates:AustraliaNew ZealandIrelandUnited StatesDenmarkBelgiumThe NetherlandsCanadaFranceNorwayHigh alcohol, drug use, SSRI prescriptions, goyslop and faggotry are all associated with these countries. >Lowest cancer ratesSudanSouth SudanDjiboutiTimor-LesteTajikistanRepublic of CongoBhutanNepalThe Republic of GambiaNigerAll these countries eat a lot of starch from either rice, cassava or potatoes.Low to zero alcohol intake (except Congo) no culture of recreational drug use outside some shaman shit, no prescriptions like SSRIs, too poor for goyslop, almost no faggotry.
>>538771711Another exception is Tajikistan they eat nothing but dairy, red meat and tons of bread and fruits. Lots of sugary drinks and teas. Lots of tobacco smoking.Yet one of the lowest cancer rates on earth.It's just faggotry innit?
It’s all the chemicals in toilet paper too. You wipe ass with it and your ass likes absorbing things thru its thin lining
>>538770669Glad I never stuck anything up my own assI got checked for aids and butt problemsAll good here. Then again I’m not putting things or weiners near me or my own ass because I’m not a weird mason cult Jewish Mexican cartel fagget homo
>>538770594Anal sex tho too
>>538770594>SV40 spike proteinsYeah not quite, the spike protein the ModRNA was intended to code for wasn't inert but pathogenic in of itself, the ModRNA/protein synthesis lasted for far longer than intended for (presence of vaccine derived spike protein was observed months after jabs in several cases), effects weren't localized to the injection site but the highly experimental lipid nano vector caried the ModRNA payload all throughout the body and has been observed crossing the blood-brain barrier, there's debate on the jabs interactions with the immune system and some suspect BIG damage being done but aside from all of this there has also been documented contamination with the supposedly carcinogenic SV40 promotor and plasmid DNA, used in the rushed (mass)production process used for these untested highly experimental gene-therapy shots.
>>538770764so you like to study faggots? interesting. very hetero.
>>538771711SSRIs don’t cause cancer, you retarded jeet. It’s shit diets and constant consumption of processed garbage
>>538771965Maybe, but I also expect people in those shit holes to die without diagnosis
>>538770027colon cancer isn't butthole cancer you illiterate faggot.and yes, these losers eating shitty processed food because they are so addicted to the Internet that they won't make room for even an hour a day to cook some high fiber food is likely the reason.If you eat fast food or premade grocery store food, you should put a gun to your head and pull the trigger for being born a fuck up.
>>538772611It is not the vaccines!
>>538771976THIS 100%ITS THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER, ITS COVERED IN CHEMICALS AND SHITBUY BAMBOO-BASED TOILET PAPER
>>538772360If that's the case why does Nepal have low cancer rates? They eat fast food, bags of chips, candybars are drink a bucket of goyslop per day. Same with Tajikistan they aren't only eating natural foods, nobody is anymore. A 2L of coke on a Tajik dinner table is typical.It's obviously caused by something else than just diet.>Irradiated butthole from carrying cell phones in back pocket>Taking cock up the ass>High levels of alcohol consumption >High levels of recreational street drugs cut with various chemicals>High levels of prescription use
>>538771976Fuck me, I didn't even know about that one.
its emulsifiers in the trash they eat, plus lack of exercise and low fiber diets, the last hunter gatherers on earth eat 100-125g of fiber and you eat about 10. Lots of fiber means less bile acid contact with colon
Is there anything left on this earth that isn't poisoned?
>>538773338Makes perfect sense. My understanding of biology is no farther than it was when I graduated high school, but from what I understand cancerous cells arise (among other ways) from high levels of inflammation, which I assume would cause higher levels of cell division to repair the damaged tissue. So, it would make sense that areas affected by high levels of acid like that --such as the throat as well-- would have higher rates of cancer.
>>538773609My anus. Come fuck it zaddy.
>>538771711>nigger countries don't drink alcohol or use drugs you silly, ignorant tard
>>538772878people are drinking less than ever before and the cancer rates are going up. it's amusing seeing your brown smelly curry ass larp as an intellectual
>>538770594900 pages released by Canadian gov;t following freedom of information request re: SV40 in the vaccine. That means there was lots of medical professionals asking WTF SV40 was doing in those jabs. Nothing to see here, though.
>>538774116Boomers and Xers grew up in an environment where people smoked a pack a day inside their houses while cars outside burned leaded gasoline. Want to know what the safe level of lead exposure is, below which you don't have to really worry about getting cancer from it? There isn't any. And young people are dying of cancers they shouldn"t have got for another 20 years. Many are showing signs of progeria. Premature cellular aging and death. Someone out there was very naughty and should really face justice for what they've done
>>538770763Kek they probably do cause issues. Last time I ate a handful of those it managed to stain my entire toilet bowl red the next morning when I shit. I ate like 6 of them in total. Imagine what a whole bag does to your guts.
>>538770027Chinese dildos off gassing This one’s pretty easy
>>538774116Nope, wrong.https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/health/health-conditions-and-risks/alcohol-consumption/latest-releaseRomania has a high alcohol consumption and high ass cancer problem too. You're another reddit soiyence guy
>>538774333Must suck to have weak genes. My grandfather grew up in those times. He started drinking and smoking as a teenager and lived until he was 80. The only reason he died was because he was a stubborn old coot that didnt want to go to the hospital when he got pneumonia.He thought he was still enough of a BVLL to thug it out.
>>538770027Jab is probably the most likely. Large intestine is just fucking lousy with blood vessels to get clotted up. So, how it would go is:>git b00sted>cells lining the walls of these vessels produce spike.>spike gets knocked off the cell wall>now basically a free-floating prion that can attach to other such protein strands and make them big kalamari clots, or>immune system smashes this protein into smaller pieces that can be mopped up by other cells (I forget exactly the designations of these two parties)>BUT it takes days, usually, for these cells to complete mopping>they can't , actually, because the stupid cell walls keep shitting more spikes that get knocked off and repeat the cycle>these little bits of smashed protein are basically fertilizer for tumors and other cancerous growths>make the outside "skin" and the vascular system of such grow big and skrong
>>538773609Even snizz gives you throat cancer nowadays.It’s ogre
>>538770027>>538770027>>538770027>> SHOVES PLASTIC DILDOS >> UP THEIR ASSHOLE Because Sodomy Is Okay In Jewish Empire Globalhomosexual Society OMG WHY DO THE GOYIM HAVE THE HECKIN CANCER??? ALL THE SUGAR. ALL THE STDs. ALL THE BAD DIETS. ALL THE OBESITY. LACK OF OXYGEN. WHY GOYMEN WHY ARE THE GOYIM LIKE THIS ANONS??!
>>538772334sure. you need to study the useless parasites to be able to identify them anytime/everywhere. some are very good at hiding it. you study the enemy to win over it.useless parasitesdefective geneticshumanoid shape garbage.problem?oh, by the way.full, FULL of worms they are...hey, if you want to push shit uphill, use a wheelbarrow...that's what men do, not fucking some male looking specimen up the assdisgusting blobs of tissuenothing, nothing these things do make life of normal men/people better.these things ruin any civilizationqed.
>>538773609TRUMP JUST APPROVED OF ROUND UP ALSO THE BILL GATES GMO TICKS ARE GIVING PEOPLE MEAT ALLERGIES YOU VILL EAT ZEE BUGS LIVING IN ZEE METAVERSE YOU WILL COMPLY UND IT VILL GET VVORSE
I will get my End Times & The Normies Will Pay For It
>>538774602Well nobody lives past 80 anyway so he would have been dead regardless
>>538774752Why does removing the m sometimes work while other times it makes the image 404
>>538770027maybe they should stop sticking tails up their arse an wearing nappies an shit? can't be right fucking about with your arse all the time, i'm 50 an i've never touched my own arsehole without toilet paper inbetween.
Make sure you guys donate blood as often as you possibly can. It may be the only way to remove certain poisons from the body, plus it's healthy to generate new blood.https://theconversation.com/new-evidence-shows-blood-or-plasma-donations-can-reduce-the-pfas-forever-chemicals-in-our-bodies-178771
>>538770027cancer is caused by malnutritioneat raw meat
>>538772833this stuff is much safer than any other brand"Kosher toilet paper" generally refers to two distinct concepts in Jewish law and practice: pre-cut tissue designed for use on the Sabbath (Shabbat) and products certified kosher for dietary laws, particularly during Passover.Shabbat Compliance The primary concern is the prohibition against tearing paper on Shabbat. Tearing a sheet from a standard perforated roll is considered a violation of korei’ah (tearing) or mechateich (measured cutting). To address this, companies like Kosher Innovations produce Shabbos Bathroom Tissue, which consists of pre-cut, individual 2-ply sheets packaged in a dispenser. This allows users to pull a single sheet without tearing, maintaining halachic compliance. Alternatively, users may cut paper before Shabbat or use a shinui (irregular method) if no pre-cut options are available.Dietary Certification (Kashrut) In the context of food and household consumables, "kosher" certification ensures products adhere to dietary laws. Passover: Some standard paper towels and toilet papers use adhesives containing starch or corn (kitniyot for Ashkenazi Jews) to attach the final sheet to the cardboard tube. Certified kosher products use Passover-compliant adhesives or alternative binding methods to prevent contamination. Manufacturing: While standard toilet paper is generally kosher, some consumers prefer products manufactured by Sabbath-observant Jews or those with specific rabbinical supervision (e.g., KSR, COR logos) to ensure no non-kosher ingredients or processes were involved.
>>538770027Most people started underpooping during the great toilet paper shortage of 2019. The shortage was caused by vaxx induced insanity, but the cancers are a result of people being so tight assed for so long. The overpooping post 2019 TP shortage era certainty didn't help. A lot of people started shitting their brains out once the TP was abundant once more, and this stress most likely produced many butthole cancers. Not only that, it caused the great shit flood of 2026. The sewage systems failed. Even now if you stand in DC and the wind blows the right way you can get a whiff of shit. The entire river was filled with shit.
>>538775130yeah, i rememberthe vaxxthe pure luck vaxxqed.
>>538771711>All these countries eat a lot of starch from either rice, cassava or potatoes.>Low to zero alcohol intake (except Congo) no culture of recreational drug use outside some shaman shit, no prescriptions like SSRIs, too poor for goyslop, almost no faggotry.you're totally missing the point. turd worlders simply dont live long enough to get cancer. life expectancy is ~56 in the poorest african countries.
>>538770027>Diets high in ultra-processed foods>Shifts in gut bacteria and microbiomes>Obesity, sedentary lifestyles, and heavy alcohol use
>>538771711>Djiboutichecked and keked
>>538770595we can afford to drop the milkfat in our "vanilla flavoured frozen dessert" another 2% in exchange for extra air and "stabilisers", what's the worst that could happen?
>>538770027There has been a massive increase in buck-breaking
shigella outbreak in england among butt fuckersA rapidly spreading **Shigella** outbreak is occurring in **England**, primarily affecting **gay and bisexual men** who engage in anal sex. A study by the **University of Cambridge** and the **UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA)** warns this sexually transmitted strain is a "distinct public health threat" due to its speed and antibiotic resistance.**Key details of the outbreak:*** **Spread Rate:** Sexually transmitted **Shigella** spreads more than twice as fast geographically as non-sexual strains, traveling an average of **117km (72 miles)** compared to 46km (28 miles).* **Antibiotic Resistance:** Approximately **70%** of sexually transmitted strains are resistant to at least one clinically relevant antibiotic, making the infection "virtually untreatable" with standard drugs.* **Case Surge:** Cases linked to sexual contact in England rose to **2,560** last year, with over **54%** of infections concentrated in London.* **Transmission:** The bacteria spreads via the fecal-oral route, often through rimming or oral sex after anal contact, requiring as few as **10 bacteria** to cause infection.* **Symptoms:** Infection causes severe watery diarrhea, stomach cramps, fever, and nausea, lasting a week or longer.Health experts urge individuals with symptoms to avoid sexual contact and seek testing at sexual health clinics, noting that standard hygiene advice like handwashing is insufficient for preventing sexual transmission.never forget the root cause: jooos.
>>538774392But they taste so damn good
hahahaha, wash your hands, joooslaveswash your handsbut use koscher toilet paper, eh!
>>538770027Goyslop shits outPoofter cocks in= arse cancer
>>538770140Nah it's video games
>>538772162Thats all rectal cancer which is mostly caused by herpes and all the strains, colon is diet or poison
>>538775228I also question their record keeping as well. How many of those "countries" are actually keeping good records?
>>538775427You know it’s ruled by a sheik.
>>538770140Why are dorks so aggressively retarded?
>>538774602kek reminds me of mine, he apparently had a heart attack while he was out in the field working on the tractor and just plowed through it, went to the doctor a few days later and they were like >Yep, you actually suffered a heart attack sirI think he made it to 78 or 80ish
>>538774730>>538774776>>538774821You will die alone, accomplish nothing of note, and not one will ever remember you ever existed lol
>>538770027>simulate a massive infection through a stabikized mRNA transcript>naive t-helper cells differentiate to respond to the 'infection'>no naive t-helper cells around to catch early neoplastic growth>repeat every six months for years>wow! Where did all these rare cancers come from?It's all so tiresome
>>538770090Run this line of thinking to the logical conclusion? Frankly, I'm offended by the idea that a single woman has a part of her body cleaner than mine, including my asshole.
>>538770090Just, you know, ignore the whole sexual revolution of the 90's and 2000's, the cheapening of every sexual relationship to the point where anal sex is a 2nd base commodity, and pretend that anal sex is what is causing cancer, instead of the 'other thing' everyone who's life doesn't matter injected into their blood 5 years ago to prevent themselves catching something they subsequently catch every couple of months. Whatever it is, it isn't what you should be thinking it is, and no one is every allowed to even suggest it could be. You get what you fucking deserve. And no one will ever regret not taking it.
>>538771711So, two factors:1. Cancer is far more common in old people, people die younger in those shit holes for other reasons, so there's less time for them to get cancer.2. Those shit holes have minimal access to doctors. You can't get diagnosed and represented in the statistics if you don't have access to a doctor.
>>538771976damn i keep getting jewed
>>538777078It's probably more to do with sick people even getting to a doctor in the first place.
>>538777194You chads forcing shitty unproven "science" into everyone's lives deserves it.
>>538770027Too many of these gayo normie faggots aren't cooming enough apparently. I believe the safe number is 21 times per month>but-but I don't like touching myself or having to find a woman>buy a sex doll then retard, or if also poor, a fleshlight will do
>>538770978Also MORONIC...
>>538771711>countries with ability to detect ass cancer>countries that cannotlolLMAODumb fuck. But yes those in the west dying from ass cancer are all faggots that is true.
>the chemical additives in various foods are officially acknowledged to be group 1 carcinogens >why are people getting caner in their digestive tracts?!?!?!
>>538771976I had not heard about that one; where did you read that?
>>538771711So the biggest most cucked faggots get butt cancer. Figures.
>>538770027It's lack of farts, zoomers don't fart at all. >t.expert
>>538771976>he doesnt use a portable douche after taking a shit
>>538770090>>538770595EXPERTS BAFFLED
>>538770027Endocrine disruptors
>>538774862You have to look at the filename and make sure the extension is correct. Or you can click the three dots and choose open original file
>>538770090>vaping + eating vaxxed booty
>>538770027There is no "vegetables" 10000 years ago, just bitter leafy crap, Combine this with our less than modest cecal volume of 150ml, You'll realize we didn't evolve to graze on crop like herbivores.The more plant material, we consume other than starchy-sugary ones, The more diseases we get afflicted with, cancer requires primitive fibrosis.Modern humans have diets more fitting for cattle and other apes than humans.
>>538770027It's cell phones. People always thought cell phones would cause brain cancer because you hold it next to your head. But most of the time it's in your pocket next to your intestinal tract. Result? Colon cancer.Keep your phone away from your body. Don't carry it on you when walking around, put it on a shelf or a table. When you're driving, put it in the centre console or the glovebox. Even moving it a foot or two away from your body helps immensely. Don't carry it in your clothing.>>538770594It's been on the rise long before covid, you subhuman retard.
>>538770027Nobody eats enough fiber and all the goyslop is just sitting there in their intestines/colon.
>>538770027Uber eats
>>538780137Cellphones and people not washing the pesticides off of their fruit and vegetables and drinking oat milk which may as well be pure roundup
>>538775442It's scary how few real ice cream options are left.
>>538780137Probably everything causes cancer. Modern day life is like a Final Destination movie
>>538770669Wait is my canine dragon dildo gonna give me cancer?
>>538770027>>538770090chemicals in our soapchemicals in our foodmicro plasticseating assanal sex until ejaculation into the colonJust a couple things off the top of my head. And when you look "up stream" on each of these topics. No one is going to investigate these because they are either backed by 2-3 multinational businesses that own all the food from farm to table. OrScientists who look into things that are not "ok" or that could lead to an uncomfortable truth face funding cuts, losing their job AND being permanently blacklisted. Yep, just like (((entertainment))) industry, politics, etc.. And no there's not an actual list somewhere, they're not that dumb to leave behind evidence.
>>538777874no vax no lick ass im good.
>>538777874>Nooooo! Don't you disparage anal sex and faggotry! It was da vaaaaaaax from almost 10 years ago!!! Trump save our butthole sex please!!!!Conservatives, everyone.
>>538781062Yes. Excess cell replication leads to mutation and increased cancer risk. Source: me
>>538770669pisses me off so bad because dragons never had cocks
>>538781387But what is the cancer free way to have a hands free orgasm instead?
>>538770140Refunded
>>538770594Oh it's not that it's definitely not that it just couldn't be there's no way it could be that
>>538775130The shortage and covid nonsense started in 2020 not 2019
>>538771965Tajiks are infamous for being butt pirates.
>>538770595What's interesting is the overall rate of butt cancer is declining. So this is exclusively affecting the younger generation.
>>538781856Tajiks are just Iranians right?
>>538770830Pfizer still paying you guys?
>>538770027I didn't think you could bring ritalin to Japan
>>538777217Thats what Im talking about. Some of these old men were on a different level
Food and sitting,. literally sitting properly.
>>538770027The experimental gene therapy.
>>538780240True, zogchow is causing most of this, and constipation means that heavy metals and other impurities are in more prolonged contact with intestinal lining. Some non-stick pans gave endocrine disruptors that could be causing problems too. Some of these things could be making autism symptoms worse too.>>538775442> emulsifierThat seaweed stuff the goysloppers use as emulsifier in ice cream is terrible for you.
>>538770027Sticking things in your butt, including checking for butthole cancer
>>538771711fuck, i eat rice cassava and potatoes but weed and candy and oatmeal cookies. i'm balanced i guess
>>538770027Cellphones in back pockets.
>>538772833FUCK YOU ZOGO I HATE YOU I HOPE A DISGRUNTLED INTERN BURNS DOWN YOUR WAREHOUSE
>>538770090>total coincidence i'm sure/thread
>>538770027The bleach they use to make toilet paper plus dietary stuff.
Nobody else seems to actually know Cimooooooo so I'll chime in.He was a YouTuber focused on the yugioh trading card game. Had a fight with cancer predating COVID by at least a few years, and I heard it was since his childhood. He was a solid dude and made good content. Basically all other yugioh content creators had to copy his series' since he had all the best ideas like masochist and prog series.Also theres an old meme from the /DNG/ threads on /vg/ that he kept calling people niggers
>>538770027Gaynon here. I been fucked in the ass 100 times at least and have not even caught an STD.
>>538770290Chronic constipation more likely>>538770090Sitting more than previous generations. Also popularization of anal sex through kike industry of pornography.
>>538771711>almost no faggotryFucking KEK! muslim countries are gay as fuck, but they publicly LARP as paragons of heterosexuality, while in secret and closed doors fuck each other. And are afraid if this fact is publicly leaked out. Saving face and whatevee. West at best just do not give a shit, at worst promotes faggotry.
>>538770027faggotry and bad food
>>538770027https://youtube.com/watch?v=lnqVmwHbytw
People aren't shitting enough. I see posts all the time here about how guys won't shit at work. I shit 5 times a day easy passage. Nice looking turds. Holding your shit in isn't the answer.
>>538770027they're probably shoving weird shit in there
>>538775069Kikes are insane
Hey listen boys: if you finger your anus deep, on the toilet, you can get shit to come out even if you dont have to take a dump. that's how you keep your colon healthy. You dont want the plastics and chemicals to marinate on your internal organs
>>538771711dawg, you really think those countries you listed can accurately keep medical statistics like this?
>>538781856Almost all of tranny prostitutes in Russia are immigrants from Tajikistan and Uzbekistan.
>>538781243>take the age of something>divide it by 2 and call it legitPedophiles, everyone.
Have you guys ever wondered what dishwasher rinse aid is made of
>>538770027Faggots
>>538770027Anal. And low fiber
>>538770830Not true lol. What a shill. I wish Germany would just disappear already.
>>538770027It’s the cheap ingredients in fast food and various other prepared meals and snacks.It’s pretty obvious if you think about it
>>538785690Are you actually implying these fags are eating at home and doing the dishes?
>>538770512This. Warty dicks in assholes.
>>538770027>surge in faggotry >surge in butthole cancerhuh
>>538770027i''m 32, an obese sedentary NEET who drinks only soda and tea, eats nothing but fast food and goyslop and entire boxes of nutty bars in a day, probably around 3000-4000 calories a day, get no exercise whatsoever and walk maybe 100 steps a day if thati'm patiently awaiting my colon cancer and death
>>538786004Do you think there aren't toxic chemicals in commerical dishwashing soaps? If anything those are worse.
