If the GOP is lying about McConnell, the Civil War begins. Are you ready? Everything burns. RIP.
>>538773765Nothing ever happens
>>538773765He died last Wednesday in the ICU. Stop posting this thread and MOVE ON.
>>538773765He's either brain dead or actually dead, but Republicans are covering it up because if the acknowledge the seat is vacant there will be a special electionIf there's a special election for the seat in Kentucky, Thomas Massie will runIf Thomas Massie runs, Democrats will back him to spite Trump and probably a third of Republicans in Kentucky who actually believe in limited government and fiscal responsibility instead of Trumpism will vote for himThomas Massie becoming a Senator will be a massive humiliation for Trump and a bigger thorn in his side than he ever was in the HouseAnd so Republicans are, as they always do, doing exactly what they've accused Democrats of in the past and trying to Weekend at Bernie's a non functional politician in order to deceive the American people
There's been at least two oopsies so far with orgs or outlets publishing then deleting stuff saying or implying he's dead.
>>538773765Who cares?
>>538773765unfortunately nothing will happen until Dems are back in power
>>538773989rumor is he was dead before they even put him in the ambulance.
He's not officially dead, he's filibustering at the pearly gates
>>538773765SCHRODINGERS TURTLE MAY BE ALIVE UNTIL THE FIRST WEEK OF AUGUST
>>538774363>to spiteMore like, allegedly attempt to participate in high treason, but right>>538775502this lol
>>538775550nothing will happen afterwards either, as is dem tradition.
What is his chink spy wife going to do now that she cant easily get top secret info to bring back to china? Does she have a shot at seducing lidsey graham
>>538774363Interesting take. I didn't realize what's at stake....no wonder this Weekend at Bernies theater must continue as long as it can.
>>538776344She already left for China a week ago.
>>538775926lol
Election fraud - third world shitholes have many such cases
>>538773765Of course he's dead.
>>538773765They’re covering for him until his Chinese spy wife can escape out of the country
>>538773824thisamerigoys will do absolutely nothing, the GOP could take a bit fat dump in the mouth of every working american and they'd happily gargle on it
>>538776437NO HES NOT THE MACHINE IS STILL BEEPING TRUST THE SCIENCEHE MIGHT GET BETTER WHO KNOWS
>>538776446She bailed last week, they're desperate to keep Massive from inheriting Mitch's seat.
Shouldn't this be a verifiable situation? Aren't there systems in place to determine when a public official is dead? Why aren't democrats or anybody else pushing back on this or forcing Mitch to prove he's alive? How long can they realistically pretend he's not dead before someone actually does something about it?
>>538773765another day, another shut-in calling for civil war
>>538773765>Is he dead?Just his soul.
Mitch McConnell is the only republican talented enough to shit on the constitution even from the grave.
>>538773765He's at least brain-dead, and they're saying nothing to avoid Massie from running for his seat till the election rule time runs out so they can just appoint a zogbot.
>>538776753>Why aren't democrats or anybody else pushing back on this or forcing Mitch to prove he's alive?Because it's a uniparty and the DNC does the exact same thing (See Feinstein)
>>538776718The Chinese involvement in this is interesting...
>>538775550
>>538776753They have until the 15th because that's Mitchs payday. If they don't reveal he's dead before they pay him, that's felony fraud
>>538773765He better be after ditching work without notice for this long. Lazy worthless piece of zog shit.
>>538773765If he was actually dead it would have gotten out by now. This is no different from those Netanyahu death claims a few months ago.
>>538776860I think fedskull already told us he was dead but I keep waiting for James O'Keefe or Hal Turner to weigh in
>>538773765Uhhhhhh why? Lol
>>538773765>OH NO our senile turtlegoyMIGAniggers wont do shit as usual. Back to your sportsball and tendies faggot.
>>538773765>Is he dead?Yes
>>538783403>Considering a boomerskull take for literally anythingngmi
>>538773765he'll be alive for as long as it's needed to make sure massie can't run for his seat
He's probably on life support and they are waiting to see if he wakes up at some point they'll pull the plug, just an educated guess from the oxygen being cut off to his brain
bro about to reincarnate as an autopen
>>538773765No one will start a civil war for this shriveled up faggot
>>538773765Lies about grocery and gas prices are fine.Finding out most of our government and rich elites have been in a pedophile cult yet nobody goes to jail is just another Tuesday.Starting a war to distract from the above is no big deal.Repeatedly announcing victory in that war only for it to continue is not a problem.But lying about whether the turtle died is the final straw. This is the hill you choose to die on? Why?
>>538773765STFU you fucking antisemite
>>538773765>is he deadtechnically no. they are pumping his heart and lungs until the special election date passes.
whatevsThe only thing he achieved in life was getting anally gangraped by niggers while wearing a gimp shit (you know it happened)literal nothingburger
>>538773765>If the GOP is lying about McConnell, the Civil War beginsYou won't do shit.
>>538779033Israel will choose BRICS sooner or later. Mark my words.>They're culturally part of the global south>They're basically a russian exclave>The west in getting weaker quicklyWhat will be interesting is if the middle east conflict will then end overnight sind moslems and Israel will be on the same team.
>>538773765EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
>>538776753How long did they pretend Ruth Bader Ginsberg was still alive? Like 6 months.
>>538784761>implying BRICS will let the jude inThey will die surrounded by their nigger pets in the shitholes of their own making.
>>538773765But Now Epsteins island? gtfo here lmao you people are lunatics
>>538773765There is something more to the story with Mitch.Listen to his campaign speeches and interviews from the late 90's and early 2000's. He has seen shit that we can't possibly comprehend.
>>538774363We could do the funniest thing if everyone all just started acting like Mitch McConnell is already dead and that the democrats are covering it up.
>>538785354Based
>>538787455Can you elaborate? Sounds interesting
>>538773765he better be dead
>>538783403>James O'Keefetoo busy doing gay choreography dances and sending his hags to chat up media fags at the bar getting a "scoop" on something no one gives a shit about like CNN's On Demand Video front page website design
>>538773765No civil war. I'd love to see the furthest right man possible take his place
>>538773765I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 3 hours and 33 minutes. He's stronger and healthier than he's ever been. He can't wait to get back to Congress to continue in his unwaivering subjugation to Israel.
>>538773765Lindsey Graham has died (allegedly)
>>538776753Because he's not actually dead. His heart stopped and his brain died to oxygen deprivation excluding the parts for breathing and shitting. The family and GOP lawyers are working in the shadows to come up with delay tactics to keep him in the seat as long as possible but it's ultimately futile. Eventually it will come out that he can't vote, even remotely. Meanwhile, the Kentucky machine is already creeping into action out of sight and out of mind: donors are greasing palms, opsec is being manufactured, focus groups are testing messaging, the Chosen Zionist will have weeks or months of a headstart. The GOP doesn't fuck around or bumble through political disasters like the Democrats do. They are an actual political party even if they're destroying America.
>>538787637Nah, I was just schizo baiting
>>538773765I wouldn't be surprised if eventually they reveal he was cremated, mainly so a body couldn't be found by someone trying to find him, or a hospital employee sending evidence to the news/TMZ.
>>538773765Doctor Trump says get the fuck out of his Trump Tower Hospital.
>>538776157THE SECOND CUMMING OF TURTLENIGGER
>>538787908>brain died to oxygen deprivationStill more brain activity than the average Democrat.
>>538773765McConnell’s wife is renovating the home and getting ready to sell for her move back to China
>>538776344Not anymore she doesn't
His Chinese spy wife gave him the last monkey cold
>>538788303changing the carpet because he got whacked and it was stained with blood and brains. Graeme just got whacked as well. and trump got threatened with an (((iranian))) assassination.
He's not dead, I just saw him having dinner with Dianne Feinstein.
>>538776344>>538788398LOL
lookner is reporting he is dead please be fucking true
>>538773765>Civil WarNever going to happen. You won't do shit.
>>538773765Only a steamed bun from a Japanese 7-11 can save him now.
>>538776344probably not
>>538774363We did it first.
>>538773765Don't worry, they sacrificed Lindsey instead.
>>538788044Take it to Facebook boomer.
burn everything down for mitch mcconnell? lmaoo
> If the GOP is lying about McConnell, the Civil War begins.What?
>>538775692> rumor is he was dead before they even put him in the ambulance.to be fair it's pretty hard to discern whether he's alive or dead at any given moment.
>>538788450for 20 minutes?
>>538788425Nah people leak when they drop dead
>>538776344incredible timing on this post, anon
>>538773765OLD GOP BOOMERS DROPING LIKE FLIES!
>>538774363fetterman was braindead and the democrats didnt do shit. This guy is going to live to 100
>>538775692>rumor is he was dead before they even put him in the ambulanceThat's the most likely scenario.The entire "20 minutes of CPR" and the rest story is just AIPAC lies to keep Massie from winning McConnell's seat.
>>538773765>>538774363wait, US doesnt have a law that disqualifies public servants if they're literally a vegetable ?can i do this in the private sector ? like... keep my job forever ?
>>538774363i like Massie. He's one of the only people who cares about the RTKBA. He can't be bought or sold. Even the democrats hate him because their special interest groups can't buy his allegiance.
As long as the machines keep him breathing then he's alive. At least until they can replace him next month.
>>538780630>that's felony fraudAnd jews wouldn't lie...would they?
>>538773765They're pulling a Ginsburg.He's got to be dead, but kept machine-alive for nefarious reasons, just like with Justice Ginsburg.
>>538790901Massie couldn't even win his own seat
>>538776344this post, holy shit, lmaocheck the sticky
>>538791078The kikes are plotzing because for this special election they won't have time to harvest enough ballots from the elderly to rig the result.
>>538776344Good timing, good sir.
>>538791078Young RW retards are really only good at getting kiked out pederasts into office in the end.
>>538773824This unfortunately
>>538773765It's okay guys they can still vote.
>>538773765
oh hay there
>>538773765> Graham pronounced dead> This old fart is next (he's already dead)Wonderful news for America. Death to the Zog
>>538775692He's not dead. He's in a consistent vegetative state and is being kept alive by machines. No real brain activity.
>>538779033Lol… the Chinese will eat them alive..Too funnyIf anything the Jew will be another yappy dog for the chinaman
>>538775441>This guy was alive at the same time as Hitler Damn this nigga old
>>538793693It would be a shame if a patriot cut off the electrical supply for his iron lung
>>538773765Holy shit, he ate Lindsey Graham
>>538776753I doubt he's worse than before. Republicans know how to hold back on being communicative and get people thinking the worst until the truth comes out and makes everyone look like idiots.
>>538773765>is he deadNo, he's on a machine keeping him alive
>>538773765Nothing ever happens.
Wait a minute.. elected officials vegetative state get to keep their job?
>>538794387Basic level… you should look at their golden parachute stuff
>>538794645This is a next level NEET strat >get elected >just refuse to show up to work
>>538773765I don't think they can pretend Mitch is alive until the midterms.
>>538783520Oh ye of little faith. when there’s power and wealth to be made in a single man’s death, the hands of fate wrap around his throat.
>>538773765>If they're lying about McConnell, its civil war.HOW?
