>sorry, we needed someone with +5 years experience to this entry-level job. Not 4 years.>also, you didn't say thank you
>>538793666Who are you and why are you pretending to have a job interview with me? I am calling the police.
>>538793666>>538793762Sir, this is a Wendy's.
>>538793666>>538793762Jobs have always been like this, if you're so smart go learn how not to be an autist so that the workers can consider you family, a team, instead of a fucking liability
>>538793666Feminism is White men's fault. Their nature of chivalry puts women on a pedestal.>But the Jews invented feminism while pretending to be WhiteIf Jewish influence caused feminism in the West, why have they failed to cause it Muslim countries where women have more reason to claim oppression?
>>538793666>god made horrors I will never experiencefeels good to be chud neet
>>538793762>>538793927>>538794040>>538794352Vibes screening is 1000x better than midwit credentials, history or even a demonstrated ability to do a job. None of those mean anything other than that you are some midwit that can do a task. I don't want people like that. This is literally how 98% white america functioned in the 1950s.You can tell everything about an individual by looks and speech. An IQ test + interview is enough. I would rather have a 160 IQ person without any skills or work history and put him into ANY job and he would perform better after 2 years of training than some retard with 20 years under his belt.Muh experience and muh credentialism are collectivist fabrications that HR bitches really >>538793666 love and were inserted into American culture by a concerted effort from unions. These are nothing other than proxies for """"seniority"""", that unfairly qualifies people just for showing up and effectively subsidizes the old and props up the incompetent. If I had an HR Stacey that hired based on vibes, the company would be a smooth running machine. If I had a bunch of retards with bad vibes that don't mesh, the company would accomplish nothing and would go under no matter how much experience.Vibe negation is what led to H1Bs and immigrants. It's nasty envious people who are upset someone less qualified can do a job better than them. By the way, OP is probably just antisocial and autistic and weird and this is his inferiority complex manifesting and he's the sort of person to throw a swedish Chad to the wolves and hire the Indian because he was more experienced. Nasty midwit.
>>538793666>decides your future based of vibes>has her future raped by vibe codersjustice at last
>>538795129Oh God didn't make those horrors. That's entirely man-made horrors.Damn bros think God has like, a whole HR department with wage employment and complaints referrals and shit.
>>538795156>This is literally how 98% white america functioned in the 1950s>'I don't want to emulate one of the most successful periods in US history'Fuck off back to your vibe coded AI slop you preddit retard
>>538795156HR foids dont hire according to real ability they hire according to female dating strategy and look for men theyd want to get fucked by, which auto-excludes a vast majority of men when it comes to some work places.
>>538793666thinking that other people decide your future is a loser attitudeapplying for a job the normal way is a losing strategywork with your friends. never send a resume to anyonewhen you agree to play by other people's rules you give random bad people power over you. stop it
>>538795286>shemale freelancer working at coconut bar
>>538795156>vibes screening>IQ testthese are literally antithetical to each otherget your head checked
>>538795156I agree with all of this except the woman hiring part because I think men do it better. Why would it ever be a woman if that can be avoided? HR stacy will hire the retards, they literally can't help it.
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>>538795156Each year in education confers about 1-5 additional IQ points. Credentialism IS just a proxy for IQ anyway. Especially if you target postgrads.
>>538795209Hello ESL, the post literally upholds that "firm hand shake, I like this kid he's hired!" 1950s and 98% white job qualification process was the literal epitome of being vibes based.If English was your first language, what was meant was obvious. You can't parse meaning together and need perfect syntax to understand because you are an idiot.
>>538793666I've seen job postings requiring 10 years of experience with Claude and ChatGPT
I went to a job interview on a really hot and humid fucking day so there was no way to not be a little sweaty, however the bitch pretending to be a factory floor manager simply told me that my 'bad hygiene' was something they wouldn't accept, mind you that I was given a short tour of the factory floor section that was related to the job and the goys there were plenty sweaty and dirty from working the machinery etc. bug I had 'bad hygiene' so I was simply denied the job by this dumb bitch.As a white male you are simply not getting the job if there's a single woman taking part of the decision making, they will come up with an excuse to shoot you down and then turn around and import some inbred shit-eating pajeet with fake certications and diplomas.
>>538795516Were you smelly? Do you wear deodorant?
>>538793666anybody fail the criminal record vibe check at work?
>>538795516if she wrote this somewhere you can sue her
>>538795453Australia's smartest abo
>>538795156Nice example of an either or fallacy here. Maybe worthy of a screenshot to demonstrate the concept.But also as a reply to my post you make a great example of the White man's insufferable deference to female authority.
White collar employment is down to feminized groveling and acceptance of being patronized by a passive aggressive bitchy cunt like in OP, and the prize is getting to walk on eggshells as a soft kept man prancing around the rest of the hens in the henhouse (office). An artificial, unnatural construct, and relic, of the 20th century utterly alien to a man's dignity, but you do you and kiss Shlomo's ring for a pocketful of shekels if you please. Said 'jobs" are mostly busywork and adult daycare anyways, designed to keep otherwise useless eaters placates and "productive" data points in gov statistics, as well as rewarding the entitled, DEI, and nepotistic connections with essentially well paid welfare.
>>538795453IQ itself is already a flawed metric for assessing cognitive ability. When you make it more abstract you only lose accuracy. Especially now that acceptance is a game of equity.
>>538795748i've never had a good job before. is it really that stressful? i thought nobody takes things serious anymore.
White incel crybaby threadWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaàaaaah
>>538795453It isn't and the logical consequence of your poorly established p-hacked proxy is that indians with 400 degrees and certifications would be the smartest people in the world.>>538795344They are compliments. You are a spiteful mutant that thinks book nerd coping means smarts, dumb factoid idiot that knows a lot as a cope for being dislikable, like ugly people who go to med school to prove something when they are very mediocre and will never think of anything novel. You aren't smart. Intelligence, facial handsomeness, and social graces are entirely related, an IQ test is the absolute best way to know how good a person is on paper and much better than a resume or an essay when looking at dozens of applicants. They are banned for use because it leads to "discriminatory hiring".https://personal.lse.ac.uk/kanazawa/pdfs/I2004.pdfhttps://personal.lse.ac.uk/kanazawa/pdfs/i2011.pdf
>>538795932sweden is multicultural. why do americans think everyone in the world is white?
>>538793666It should be decided on vibes.
>>538795929Corporate jobs are absolutely like that, just a bunch of petty pointless bullshit. Used to be that at least tech skills could get someone a remote gig removed from that degenerate pressure cooker but AI and jeetification took that away....but of course there will be WFH for bitches to do pointless emailing and presenting from. None of this applies to real jobs dealing with physical shit in the world, however tradies have their own drama so you are never free completely.
>>538795156based vibeschad
>>538794040This is precisely why people like you deserve getting fucked by govt and the rich pedos.
>>538795462You're saying a woman should do it. You're the retard. It doesn't actually matter with regards to what's around the corner technologically though.
>>538794040>if you're so smart go learn how not to be an autist so that the workers can consider you family, a team, instead of a fucking liabilityPseuds have no rebuttal to this
>>538793666I'm pretty sure I lost out on a job recently just because I called to check the status.HR women are absolute retards. Also isn't it funny that they demand that you have a four year degree from a regionally accredited university but also any street shitting brown monkey can show up with a fake degree from Garghalballs University of Real English HiFi and that's just totally fucking fine with them for some reason?
>>538796265Pseud-what? Pseud workers? Guess what: I'm even smarter, I'm a NEET.>I'm a much better cuck than you, you PSEUDkek
>>538796022>passive agressive tone>because i said so!
>>538796323>HR women are absolute retards. Also isn't it funny that they demand that you have a four year degree from a regionally accredited university but also any street shitting brown monkey can show up with a fake degree from Garghalballs University of Real English HiFi and that's just totally fucking fine with them for some reason?you're allowed to lie about shit too
>>538795156HR whores are screening for the wrong vibes, dumbass. You WANT the sweaty autist analyzing your data, not a woman who was hired because she likes the same nail polish as the woman doing the hiring.If you want a successful business then women should be absent from it except as cute receptionists. And even then they resent being receptionists now.
>>538796022did you mean to say "complement"?>wall of projectionlol shut the fuck up
>>538796022>spiteful mutant This really feels like projection.You sound like total piece of shit.
How am I supposed to get experience in a role when I can't get that role due to lack of experience?
>>538796371I'm retired indefinitely at a young age too. You're tethered to goymany and forced to live with blacks and browns, I can go wherever I want. I'm to the right of the bellcurve and you're to the left of it. The post was directed at midwits btw
>>538796390They check YOUR credentials is my point. If you have a fake degree, they will find out. Unless you're Indian, then these sluts just assume it's fine.
>>538796023Whites are the only ones who whine like that though>MUH JOB, boo hoo
>>538796438>How am I supposed to get experience in a role when I can't get that role due to lack of experience?just lie nigga. if you actually get hired look up how to do it on the internet the day before
>>538794040>>538795156IQ is useless at extremes like this idiotic off the cuff 160 number - at that level you are dealing with prodigies like Sidis who never amounted to anything and wound up fixing typewriters and living in a room doing his autistic railroad related hobby. Or every hyped child prodigy that never goes anywhere. These people are totally awkward and would destroy your midwit office harmony. You are really looking for 100 IQ WASP scions just smart enough to play polo and smile with a strong handshake, that's what business runs on. Your self contradictory statements show you are a fucking larper probably on disability cooking this shit up to level up your RPG character on here.
>>538796460you can also lie and say you studied abroad and shitfuckstan or that you have ten years experience working on your uncle's farm in Slovenia or any type of story you need to come up with to get the job
>>538796497115 IQ is peak for winning at the jew olympics and being king of the talmudic dick measuring contest. 145+ chads pop in for a few minutes, take what they need, and then withdraw and create their own meaning in life. Anyone who is above 115 is a threat to see through the system early and not fully invest in it
>>538796445Lmao. First of all: Who asked? Second: I had to laugh real hard reading your post. Come back when you're 18. You'll have a passport too, maybe then you can stop LARPing
>>538793666What does Anne Hathaway have to do with these HR memes?
>>538793666I didn't say 'birthing hole' instead of vagina in an interview so I didn't get the job, it's really quite pathetic when you think about it, you have years of experience working with cunts and they won't hear you out unless you use the politically correct terminology.
>>538796770You gotta grab em' in the pussy like Trump does, then they are like putty in your hand.
>>538794040Go back to India
>>538796637>115 IQ is peak for winning at the jew olympics and being king of the talmudic dick measuring contest.pre 2022 post. Unless i'm replying to an agent, then it's extremely relevant.
>>538795156>It's nasty envious people who are upset someone less qualified can do a job better than them.this dude's been out in the world
>>538796805Getting an interview and fucking it up is a gift that keeps on giving, if I somehow find that one job which allows me to say retarded bullshit or whatever is on my mind, then I won't have to worry about offending anyone.
>>538796693>I don't have my passportthen how did i get here? wtf? you think i'm a chink?>>538796839LLMs are a nothing burger and already peaked a year ago
>>538793666The wild card is : you send directly a message to the manager of the you are supposed to work in.And then the hr horoscope bitch will be crushed.
>>538795156God damn, now that's a certified BASED take if I've ever seen one.Ugly people DESERVE to suffer.
>>538797047The manager of the team
>>538796022You are genuinely management material. >0 awareness>0 cognition>7 times the ego
>>538793666I've gotten a rejection like this from a job to cook at a nursing home for $19/hr. There was a MS teams video meeting with the fucking CEO. These employers are all playing games to get the checklist for visa employees filled out, they do not want citizens working for them.
>>538795831I'm not saying to make it more abstract, I'm saying that if you give someone an IQ test then the person that's spent the past 10 years at university doing maths problems is going to score more highly.>>538795614https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6088505/>Across 142 effect sizes from 42 data sets involving over 600,000 participants, we found consistent evidence for beneficial effects of education on cognitive abilities of approximately 1 to 5 IQ points for an additional year of education. Moderator analyses indicated that the effects persisted across the life span and were present on all broad categories of cognitive ability studied. Education appears to be the most consistent, robust, and durable method yet to be identified for raising intelligence.>>538796022I'm not talking about demon worshipping Jeets who use degree mills and never even sit in a classroom though. If we restrict the domain of the conversation to what's sensible, then my point stands.
>working to sustain your own extinctiontake the criminalpill
>>538795156Jeets belong in the garage pile they make for themselves, go stand in front of a train faggot.
>>538796986>you think I'm a chinkNo, I know you're a chink
>>538796258the straw man in op was a woman with an opinion onehunned% contrary to the original hr woman meme women for throwing applicants in the trash and wasting everyone's time, heretofore implying op would have been a midwit reddit resume she wouldnt have thrown in the trash thusly grouping him as one of their flock and now if you had vibes you would realize that pointing out men are better hirers is irrelevant to addressing it and would have been a pendantic moreover outright rizzless way of making a (nonseq blt) point which addressed it and communicated it much more masterfully than you ever could and in essence is so acedemic it needednt be said unless to the smoothest of brains or dysfunctional autistic ones that can't into discussions. ur ideas have no currency so you nitpick like a dumb coworker that thinks he are smarty but isn't. nobody likes but aktually types with moral grandstanding and purity spiraling damn. go back to watching adam ruins everything faggot. back in the 1950s people fired your ass for being insufferable. imagine being fifties ceo and this dude starts yapping over literal nonsense.
>>538796158although I never worked in america, I noticed this expectation of having to be looking busy in american influenced companies. managers are peeping on you on the cctv and if you fail to act like a good little jester filling out your shift with meaningless crap you'll be getting written up. think about doing stock take in the middle of the day or using ancient software for manual invoice input. it is all a fucking theater
>>538793666Why is Anne Hathaway the poster girl for corporate recruitment?
>>538796986>posting this after the latest batch>he doesn't think LLMs are merely one type of artificial cortex.KEK>>538797108>I'm not saying to make it more abstractActual retard. I'm highlighting that education is already an inherently more abstract way to measure intelligence than IQ which is flawed itself. You can't address that or the bit about equity so you deflect.
>>538794040I'm there to work, not to be their family. Corporate "family" pretensions are psychopathic.
>>538797108>The finding of educational effects on intelligence raises a number of important questions that we could not fully address with our data. First, are the effects on intelligence additive across multiple years of education? We might expect the marginal cognitive benefits of education to diminish with increasing educational duration, such that the education-intelligence function eventually reaches a plateau. Unfortunately, we are not aware of any studies that have directly addressed this question using a rigorous quasiexperimental method.>Second, are there individual differences in the magnitude of the educational effect? One possibility is the Matthew effect (Stanovich, 1986), whereby children at greater initial cognitive (or socioeconomic) advantage benefit more from additional education than those at lower advantage. Another possibility is that education acts as an equalizer, such that children at lower levels of initial advantage benefit most (Downey, von Hippel, & Broh, 2004). Indeed, some evidence of an equalizing effect was reported in a single study by Hansen, Heckman, and Mullen (2004).It looks like it doesn't stack and it also flattens over time. Education causes an artificial IQ spike for a few years and then it evens outBut smart people self-educate and use their time to challenge themselves mentally
>>538793666>This very famous actress? Nope. It's supposed to a zoom call with HR because I'm retarded Never got this picture
>>538797236Are we doing this? Fine, I know you're a turk then.>>538797350kek
>>538796700>>538797418What are you even doing on this website? Go back to Instagram, Stacey
>>538797555I'd rather be
>>538793666I once lost out on a job because the fat bitch hiring manager was mad I didn't call her after the interview and thank her for her time.
>>538797477If they ever use the word "family" plan your escape immediately
>>538795453Everyone just cheats in school. Its a completely useless metric. This was true before AI and even more so now.
>>538794040I just lieThat always works
>>538795453I don't believe it for a secondAny one in post secondary today is fucking retarded
>>538793666Based HR foids gatekeeping jobs away from redditcels and other terminally onlinecels. No jobs for you! Hehehe
>>538795156>and he would perform better after 2 years of training than some retard with 20 years under his beltAll you're saying is you don't want to hire anyone better at your job than you are. And the reason for this is obvious lol.
>>538797843> Its a completely useless metricIt's not. Especially in STEM. You just don't want to hire or work around people with more education than you have. And that's fine. If you have a good thing going, I understand why you don't want to bring in anyone who's smarter and more capable than you are.
>>538798570You have to be 18 to post here
My place interviewed like 10 people for a job when they already had someone lined up for the job. Then HR pointed out the job was advertised correctly so it had to be re advertised and 5 more people were interviewed who had previously been excluded from the previous fake interview.Who got the job was never in question.
>>538797047>>538797065I did this once. HR still fucked it up. I had two interviews, rejected twice. The hiring manager told HR to stop being niggers and then I had a third interview, which got me to the second round of interviews so a different HR department could reject me.Women are ruining literally every business.
>>538798798Also this is why making a good impression an an internship and having the experience already is so important. They knew a guy, they knew he knew how to do the work and they knew he was a worker. He gets the job.
>>538793666I got rejected prescreener for an application support role, despite having both it support (including hell desk) and development experience, simply because I didn't have the words application support specifically on my CV.I looked up the TA after, former waitress and bartender.That's the type of people blocking youYoung fuckwit bartenders and waitresses that gatekeep purely on box ticking because they are incapable of lateral thinking
Sometimes industries are small. Sometimes every manager knows every other manager and they tip each other off about useless applicants. Applicants can be completely delusional about their performance and effectively get themselves blackballed.
>>538796700>>538797418Astonishing to see the dichotomy. She wasn't chosen for these memes because she's famous actress Anne Hathaway, she was chosen for these memes because she has the soulless eyes and practiced smile of the incompetent HR whores that happily destroy your life on a whim. The guy who made this meme probably doesn't know who the fuck "Anne Hathaway" is, he just recognizes a fake bitch when he saw it.
>>538795516They want to hire chads bro or other bluepilled normies. If they even get whiff of you being slightly redpilled or blackpilled they will reject you. A chud like me would be denied instantly, they know by my chuded face that I am a bad goy.
>>538798798These people need to be beaten to death.
>>538798888>Applicants can be completely delusional about their performance and effectively get themselves blackballedI've had no fewer than 3 managers in my city tell me straight up that I would never work in this city again. The last one who told me that did so 12 years ago. I've never been without a job and this is because most managers are fucking delusional about their own abilities as well as the level of influence they actually have in the real world. They told me this after I told them that they were useless and that we'd actually all be better off without managers.I love being a software engineer. But I absolutely hate the corporate world and the useless dregs who think they're the field's gate keepers and protectors.
>>538795516Women do this shit constantly. They make up reasons to reject qualified candidates because you weren't what SHE wanted to hire (another woman, a taller man, etc.)Then dumbasses who don't know that women lie all the time just believe them for no reason, like this: >>538795569
>>538798798Shame shit happened with meOne of the two dudes interviewing me had a face on from the very beginning and was very hostile, both white btwI had no idea why he'd taken an instant disliking towards me, the other guy was much nicerI got a call the next day from HR, for a rejection. Which was also very odd, normally they take longer than that to get back to you.Anyway, because of the strangeness I looked up who they hiredTurned out to be an internal candidate and according to his LinkedIn had been working in that position for THREE MONTHS PRIOR to my interview Absolute piss taking shit eaters
>>538793666Nice trips satanAlso, start your own company
>>538793666>looked for my first job>entry level>MANDATORY 1 YEAR EXPERIENCE>MANDATORY 2 YEAR EXPERIENCE>MANDATORY 5 YEAR EXPERIENCEHow do you even get a job in this shithole?This is catch-22 type of shit.
>>538794040Look, I'm just not going to talk about the weather, the sportsball, or attend any of your gatherings because you are mentally retarded, every thought in your head is boring and put there by another person, and because I can feel myself losing brain cells listening to you. You will still beg to be in my presence and for me to solve your problems, and you will pay me a lot of money for it, because I was born better than you. This is how I live and make more than $200k per year. Thanks, and fuck you.
>>538799099This. I was also a software developer and got way more work done when I didn't have to interact with the literal office faggots.One time I was working at a place with an open seating plan and little private offices peppered throughout the building. One day I stood up, put my laptop in a bag, and left to go to one of these private offices. The manager literally stood out of his chair and said, out loud to nobody, "Where is HE GOING?!" like shaking with faggot rage.There's a huge schism in our minds. People like you and me go to work to get work done. To them, it's entirely about some weird social dominance faggot hierarchy. The job isn't a means to an end for them, it's their entire life and social life and self worth. These are the retards that get pissed if you read books on your lunch break.
>>538798955>soulless eyesIt's a fucking screenshot, you halfwit. Anyone can look like pretty much anything in some random frozen screenshot. Not all HR women even smile. Hathaway is in an industry where it's practically obligatory for an actress to smile every time she appears in public unless she wants to get a reputation as a difficult / angry / unpleasant bitch.Btw, does your soulless brain even know what dichotomy means? I doubt it. Might just be you're the biggest fake bitch you haven't detected yet.
>>538795453Lmao, smarter people just stay in school longer. Your point is explicitly disproven by twin studies.
>>538799380>and left to go to one of these private officesI would do this too. And rather than discuss it with me like an adult they just put up signs on those private offices saying, "Reserved for VP's and higher". As if this would stop me. And it didn't lol. These fucking people hate us. They have to have us because they can't do the whole job themselves, but man they hate anyone who's actually good at the work. Frankly, this is where the jeets came from. These mediocre managers hated the fact that guys like me would laugh in their faces when we got told that we were working late or over the weekend. So they just imported a slave caste. Absolute failures, the lot of them.
>>538799099>>538799380I wish the software industry was as robust in BongistanYou guys even treat IT slobs decently, most companies here treat you like a custodian
>>538799487You should smile more
>>538799526We're not treated well here. Maybe by comparison, but companies here are very quick to remind us that we are a cost center. A company will hold itself out as a software or engineering innovation center and then complain to its engineers that they cost too much money and have to perform. Like, no shit, man. You're paying me to perform. I told one manager that if he wanted me to perform to an even higher level, he could forgo his own bonus so that I, the guy doing the actual work, could actually have one for a change.
>>538793666>"Yeah you have all the qualifications for this position but we really needed someone with a certificate in [insert random fucking bullshit] that piece of paper is really important to us. Training? No, why would we waste time on training a new hire?"
>>538793666anectotally, there are many times in my early life when i was compelled to find a job but had no real interest in finding one.Just halfass driving around for 3 hours looking at help wanted signs and inventing imaginary scenerios in my mind for why that job would be awful.The climax would be stopping at a gas station, spending 45 minutes filling out an application and rushing home to announce my heroic endeavors as if ive already been hired and gonna make a 50k salary.I think thats the "vibe" your referring to. They can just kinda tell you have no real interest in working
>>538795156Fuck off.I hire after a 30 minute talk. One round. I spawn a 10 man team that can deliver above world class performance in a week.You're all niggers.
>>538795129I'm also a chudneet, like the caricature of it, but I had to live through the whole HR thot thing, and it is EXACTLY like meme, even worse.The HR was a karen who hated me right off the bat and she looked exactly like anne hathaway
>>538795453You cant train iq, suckdeep
>>538799784>They can just kinda tell you have no real interest in workingNo one has any real interest in working. It's just something that you have to do in order to pay rent. Anon, the woman making this determination also has no interest in working either.
>45 years old>never had a job>now that I need a job I can't get it because of no employment historyI wish I thought more about my resume and less about how smarter I am than those poor wagecucks who were earning less than I did
>>538799949The only thing worse than no employment history is some employment history
>>538797108>the person that's spent the past 10 years at university doing maths problems is going to score more highlyWhile being the most useless employee you can imagine. This is why I don't hire indians. They all cheated their asses off for a bunch of credentials that amount to nothing because they can't be trusted to complete any legitimate tasks.
>>538799933And then you wonder why everyone is retarded, at any job. Isn't it obvious? You said it yourself. Only people who have given up go to work. Only the cowards with no self respect. Everyone else is NEETing
>>538800038>And then you wonder why everyone is retardedI don't, actually. Most people are fucking retarded.
>>538799380He has a manager above him telling him that you need to use the shared office so by you leaving you make him look stupid. Im not a manager. Not yet anyway.
>>538799933That is a satanic train of thought you have to beat out of your head.The real conundrum is trying to appear enthusiastic and motivated for a job youve never done
>>538799695I can't. Women think I'm interested in them if I do it too casually and then I get into trouble.
>>538799099I mean genuinely useless people, parasites. People who genuinely do nothing and try their hardest to avoid work. They at least act like they had no idea their performance is completely shit. These people can get themselves black balled. They pretend they have no idea. Im sure they do.
>>538800193You call them parasites, I call them based. Fuck a job.
>>538796390Go to interview with blackface problem solved
>>538800127Some people just cannot lie (like myself)I remember being asked "do you want to work?" and I blanked because I couldn't respond to that. Who would say "Sure, I crave labor"?
>>538800038I haven't applied for the welfare because the system is set up in a check-box reactionary way to reward you for being a retarded-with-money lazy hypochondriac; you have to have less than £20k or something like that, you have to give regular updates about how financial situation, if you want more welfare you have to lie and make up that you have aids, anxiety or you're a woman, which then sets you up for time wasting appointments, interviews and phone-calls you cannot skip or they kick you off the system. It's more work to be unemployed on welfare in some cases, perhaps eventually they stop bothering you but if you found riches or inherit any money at all ever, the government will instantly snatch back those welfare things, and you know they're funding the migrants with the tax you don't claw back from welfare. It's a whole bloody warfare of it's own. I don't participate as a result.
>>538800289At least they get stuck at the bottom while hard workers move up and get paid more. You dont even need to be intelligent to be promoted. Just work hard.Maybe that's why people complain about managers being stupid so much. They are too smart to work and resent people who may be less intelligent than them getting promoted and bossing them about. But then, who is the stupid one in that scenario?
>>538800416>At least they get stuck at the bottom while hard workers move up and get paid more. You dont even need to be intelligent to be promoted. Just work hard.are you real?it's always the bullshitters / foids / cheaters that get promoted
>>538800459If a manager wants someone to do lots of work for them they will promote a hard worker. Not a genius, not an ass kisser and hopefully not a cheater.Do you want someone to do all your work or do you want someone to tell you that you look so handsome today?
>>538800416The lazy workers get promoted here, the ones that spend more time inhaling tea, coffee or come from the managers cock so they get permanent seats under his desk, but even the managers are being replaced entirely with holes so that requires zoomie slurpmaster 2000 they dragged out of university with their gender pHD to do the management job holding the whip whilst the smart or hard workers are trapped being productive goys for the system.
>>538800529I can do both honestly.
>>538800542Switch jobs. I worked in a place where I felt like I was working hard and still being treated badly. Then I moved jobs and my work was appreciated.
The high school Stacies who went "ew" and acted like being your lab partner was the most horrible disgusting thing in the world now stand between you and proving to your boss that you are actually intelligent and talented.There is no option for people like us except rebellion at this point. We have to buck the system and break the rules at every turn or we'll never get anywhere in life. We have to start our own businesses and try to compete with the corporations. We have to start our own political parties and undermine central government. Most autistic men are nice people who obey the rules and try to do the right thing, but we will have to unlearn this, we will have to follow a different set of rules, the rules of nature and the wild, as brutal as it can be and at the risk of ending up prey, we will remain prey if we do not.It is like an anarchy minecraft server, you can't build a comfy little farm, you need to fucking run in a random direction and find diamonds and make enchanted armor and other bullshit before some random pvp master swoops down with his elytra and kills you just for their own amusement.
>>538799239i never got it why companies need to make interviews when there is already an internal candidate lined up who surely gets the job
>>538796265I did, bypassed HR completely by having my own company
>>538800641Its a legal requirement. Interview process has to be "fair" so that there can be no accusation of nepotism but of course there are work arounds. In the example I gave the internal candidate was the best candidate. Its just bullshit that 14 other people have to have their time wasted.
>>538800634>hell yeah, we'll rebel so hard by doing the same thing as the people we hateYou think it's not the wild out there? NGMI
>>538800115He needs to grow a spine like me and call that manager a faggot the way I called him a faggot
>>538800814Can't you just be fired on a whim in the US? I could definitely call anyone in my organisation a faggot and keep my job.
>>538799487The dichotomy I was referring to was people who know Anne Hathaway and think it's unfair she's used for a meme, and those who do not know Anne Hathaway but implicitly understand what she represents and who therefore can identify with the meme of useless women gatekeeping jobs they don't understand.Are YOU one of those useless women, maybe?
>>538798955An evil fake bitch
>>538795156too bad nobody but rich fuckers who already have good jobs are allowed to get to the vibe inspection
>>538797644I never said thank you or send a note. Fuck you, im not doing humiliation rituals.
>>538794040>learn how to give dopamine to these strangers then maybe we'll let you inthis is your brain on sub 130 iq.
>Please let me produce value for your shareholders.>Hahaha sorry, no
>>538799518>These mediocre managers hated the fact that guys like me would laugh in their faces when we got told that we were working late or over the weekend.Based. I've done this too.>we need this done by Thursday next week!>can you guys stay a little later and you know maybe skip lunch and uhhh maybe come in earlier >"Yeah sure whatever.">Monday rolls around, it's 8am, think we're going to hit the ground running and get this shit done by the end of the day>boss doesn't show up until 2pm, spends most time time chatting when he does >"5:15pm, okay fags, I stayed late see you tomorrow."The next day these retards told me they stayed at work until 9pm. You're mentally handicapped if you think I'm doing that for someone who can't even show up on time.
>>538801015He's the type of person to get absolutely fucking seethe when you enjoy your lunch break pleasantly alone at the nearby park.
People who humiliate themselves by submitting to the authority of these HR witches belong in a tin mine.This made sense 40 years ago when there was one factory in your town. Now the options are unlimited, only morons submit to this humiliation and AI is going to replace all of them.
>>538795156This anon is absolutely correct and the reason I know this is because I worked the trades. You'd get some motivated, energetic, yet smart, kid who just joined running laps around the fucktarded BoomerXs. The sad thing would be those same BoomerXs would usually put the kid on bitchwork eventually out of insecurity over their positions and/or embarrassment tht someone so new could cunt punt someone with 20 years experience.Those same fucktarded BoomerXs in white collar jobs couldn't even make a table in Excel that does basic addition yet want YOU to have 5 years experience in their random GooberSoftware™ that would take 2-3 months to be proficient in yet they themselves don't know how to operate.What's even funnier to me is how many anons are actually against this. Something ain't right about the amount of negative feedback this TRVKE of a post is getting.
theres devious trend to pay for courses from a company, and if youre good enough be acepted as an intern after few months of a coursethen if they like you they take you full tmeso you pay for your own onboarding and them work for free/pennies for six monthsdreadful
>>538801494only in serbiastan
>>538801274>What's even funnier to me is how many anons are actually against this. Something ain't right about the amount of negative feedback this TRVKE of a post is getting.it's neets and invalids who never worked. their first thought is getting cucked by chad because that's basically their only thought
>>538794040>someone who is the most competent for the job is a liability if I can't talk about niggerball with him on company timeKill yourself you fucking spiritual jeet izzatmaxxing jugaadfaggot. Also, fucking "family", lmao. You need to be a fanatic for the company but the company will kick you to the curb without a second thought, get fucked.
>>538801689>you're such a cuck, you never workedThat's the opposite of a cuck Anon
>>538795156>>538795383
>>538795516These threads are hilarious
>>538800391If you want to make money than you want to work. Thats not a lie.
>>538802187Good. They can have them. That's what they wanted
>>538801274I work in a trade adjacent field. Land surveying. It's pretty good because I don't have to interact with normgroids much.>get emailed project >drive to site>solo or with an assistant >do my work>listen to podcasts if it's not an active construction site >go home>email my data to the office Only problem is one foid project manager I work for always low balls the budget on her projects. And if I have to work overtime or need an extra day it's never her fault for budgeting poorly it's always my fault for not working efficiently enough according to her.But she's only one of several I do work for so whatever.Funny thing is she always give me good performance reviews and bonuses even though she bitches and yells at me on the phone constantly so idk
>>538802291Just trying to show the "vibe interview" advocates what they're really fighting for:The hiring of old foreign brown women
>>538799246>How do you even get a job in this shithole? Lie with zero remorse or guilt, and get confrontational if called out on it, like our Indian friends. Take the jeetpill
>>538793666>wat you say?>y-y-you're hired>das wut I thought
>>538793666That's why this system is unsustainable and everyone involved in it should be killed without mercy
>>538802487I'd like to imagine they replaced him with a shit skin that fucked things up on the regular for everyone.
>>538794040If you require your job to be a family, you're not in business, you're in a narcissistic codependent relationship with your colleagues.
>>538801274It's because in most situations, the HR Stacey isn't actually doing a vibe check along the lines of "is this a smart cookie or does he crumble on 1+1".They have lists of preferences issued to them by their bosses (BoomerX retards who failed to the top) and go by whether they can sense racism or not, dismissing you on the first glimpse of racism.Now if a boss was a based man and did the job interviews himself, that post and yours would be perfectly valid.It'll count for most small businesses with maybe 5-20 people working there.But when you're dealing with a larger company that has layers of management and already promoted some troublemakers out of positions where they cause problems, then you do have to deal with DEI quota, an HR lady with problem glasses and a freaky Friday attitude, and so on.Or worse, the employer in question is public sector and everyone there's an incompetent tard or temporary.I wouldn't mind seeing a company with nothing but 130 IQ and above workers in it.A team of 20 130+IQ men would outperform a team of 200 100IQ men and women, and given some time that's not just quality but quantity as well.Unfortunately that's not the world we live in.
>>538796941He may have been let go from a job for "being too good".I was. Twice.
>tfw here u cant even have job like gulag with 12 hours shifts for 4000zł month because 90% of workers are colombians/niggers/hohols imported by factory ownerand im now even kiddind,im 32 yo its fucking hell
HR doesn’t hire employees, hiring managers do.
>>538803477I like to think of HR as "head retard"
>>538803361This shit needs to be illegal. Why are there Hispanics in Poland? Can we all just admit this shit is unnatural?
>>538793666You're the guy who failed the coffee run test aren't you.
>>538800893Yes, in most of the US you can be fired for any reason The trick is that I'm inconvenient to fire because I'm actually good at my job
>>538803361(The factory owner votes right)
>>538802187>>538802343DEI + CREDENTIALISM/MUH EXPERIENCE DID THIS.NOT THE RESULT OF VIBES RETARD. THOSE ARE THE MOST RIZZLESS BORING BAD VIBED PEOPLE YOU CAN FIND AN EXAMPLE OF. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DUMB IDIOT POINT MISSER. ALL THOSE DUMMIES HIRED HAD A GOLD STAR TO POINT TO ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND JUSTIFIED AND BAM HIRED.GIVE AN INCH AND THEYLL TAKE A MILE. EXPERIENCE, EDUCATION, HAVING DONE THE VVORK BEFORE DOESNT MEAN JACK SHIT. HELLLLOOO???? ALL THESE ARE LITERAL VIBE-NEGATORS. DONT TRUST YOUR GUT BRO JUST GO WITH THE LOW C JEET BECAUSE HR TRAINED YOU TO PICK QUALIFIED. VIBES > SHITHEAD GOALPOSTS USED AGAISNT YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>538799487>Hathaway is in an industry where it's practically obligatory for an actress to smile every time she appears in publicDamn, you mean like a practiced soulless smile? Like the ones HR bitches have? Stupid cunt.
>>538796438>How am I supposed to get experience in a role when I can't get that role due to lack of experience?see? its this kind of circular negative thinking that's the *real* reason you're not working that job.. Now if you were a "can do", then you;d already BE there, doing it already. You bring this shit on yourself with your negative attitude, anon. Seriously, thats the vibe you give off.t. vibe hiring is basically some twat that knows nothing about the actual business, uses her feelings as a crystal ball. In the movies, that's an empath, and while its entertaining, we all know its bullshit. Why we do the same thing in real life, I cant fathom.
>>538803949Sorry, you'll need to speak up, I can't hear you all the way on another fucking continent than the one your ancestors came from
>>538804061>>538804474
>>538803300Checked and story?
>>538799933No that is not true. There's a lot of people who value who they are as human beings by how much their boss pays them, and without a boss to do work for they don't know what to do with their time. These people are numerous.
I made it through 2 rounds to have an AI algorythm inform me there was a low confidence associated with my references aince 4/5 completed the 15 minute survey about me and I can apply.again in a year.Oh well.
>>538804683>US is collapsing for real this time, please believe meI'll just keep buying Assanpee for easy 20% per year thanks bobo
>>538804474I know this is bait but fuck me if it isn't the exact corpo-mutt speak given all the time.
>>538800416I don't even think promotions are real. Like some guy "works" (?) "hard" (?) and suddenly he's valued by people more than before. I just don't think it actually works in practice.
>>538802514moar on this pls
>>538795569I know you're smelly you fucking shit-eating pajeet, we're going to kill all of you, you know, once civilization collapses and all the ratfuck kikes and jews aren't gonna be around to enforce your loicense to rape and murder whites.
>>538802542>Lie with zero remorse or guiltHow if I don't even get invited to interviews?i don't lie on my resume
>>538793666vibelet detected
>>538804690I got a disability gig with the unemployment services years ago, a simple flag-checking job that could be automated even with the tools the system had.We had to process up to 1000 requests a day, usually 700-800.Because the job was so simple, we were eventually given extra jobs to do. They were little competency tests to see what our skillset was.They had me work with policymakers and apparently they liked me, saw potential, and wanted me in their team.That's what the manager said in my first personnel review, anyway.He also said that they just hired 2 FTE there so they couldn't afford to put me there.Then he said I was too competent for the job I had, so they were letting me go."I'm sorry but am I hearing this right?""Yes, we're letting you go because you're too good for the job, and you've got a huge career ahead of you, we can tell".There were 3 months left on the contract.One week later I burned out.Two weeks after that we went into lockdown.The burnout never got treated. Never heard from them since the start of lockdown.That was the second time.The first time was in 2012, when the band that invited me to play bass and had me around for about a year and a half decided that I was too good.The drummer called me one day: "yeah so we decided to move on without you bro"I asked why."Well you see the thing is, look you wanna go to conservatory, and we believe in you, you've got it nailed, but we're not on your level at all and we feel like we're holding you back so we're letting you go, you've got a great career ahead of you."You needed a band to get through the auditions.Ironically enough, another band did invite me, though it'd be to play guitar instead of bass.First rehearsal was after the conservatory's deadline.Just sharing the stories btw I'm not a victim of anything here, except living.
>>538805463>>538805339two sweaty seethers
>>538795156Your entire post ignores that "vibe-based hiring" in the modern era is done almost entirely by women, and you, retardedly, even imply that this could be a good thing:>If I had an HR Stacey that hired based on vibes, the company would be a smooth running machine.Allowing a woman to hire based on vibes is kind of like allowing a child to decide whatever they want to eat for dinner. If you think this is going to produce a candidate you want to work with, you are a fucking retard and deserve to work in a mine.Otherwise, I do agree that credentialism has gotten fucking absurd. The amount of hoops fresh grads have to jump through to get an entry-level job these days is fucking ridiculous--particularly when, as you noted, any reasonably competent person will learn everything they need to know on the job anyway. Of course, only retarded H1B jeets are afforded this convenience, native born people have to demean themselves and dance like a monkey to have even a snowball's chance in hell at getting a job.
