THIS IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL AND BMW CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE PUTIN IS A BRUTAL DICTATOR
They probably use it for tanks now
>>538795759Based russians. That's the first BMW built entirely without incest, Bavaria's favorite pasttime
BMW wird nicht tun shit
>>538795841>BMW built entirely without incestIts the secret of their success desu
>>538795759Be interesting to see what their prices are given they have minimal regulations or R&D costs.
Noooo I want Gupta Ranjeet to write his signature on my BMW M3 competition!
realistically you don't need anything more sophisticated than 2000s car technology
>>538795759>Pirated BMW for 50% the price and without subscription trapsI will buy your car now
and no doubt these russian BMWs are probably better.>no pozzed subscription shit in the car>no gay rainbow gay flag ads with the BMW logo anywhere>no signature from dikpreet dikshit in fact no streetshitter hands touched the car at all>probably cheaper
>>538795759They make cars from kits produced in the US. Imagine thinking BMW doesn't know lmao. But what's funny is Germany also makes cars from american kits, at least X5, X6 and X7.
>>538795841this poster is not german btw
>>538795841>>538796060>>538796086servas es piefke, sats as eh auf unsra wiesn in die wöt gschissn worn oda sats es genetisch marodes gesocks ussam osten?
>>538796198Only turks like BMW here.Buraks Motoren Werke.
>>538796086If they're built to the same standard as other Russian made cars, nothing in them works and they also just fall apart in your hands.
>>538796355sorry anon. no conversations with ger flags before genetic check>>538796268
>>538796433>nothing in them works and they also just fall apart in your hands.yes its a BMW
>>538795759Don't care only drive Jap cars, German cars are plastic money pits
>>538796198>>538796268Lmao>wants to lose the incest reputation>talks like he's never seen a paved road in his lifeYou're doing it wrong. You have even more time than bavarians to fuck your siblings
>>538796866You are not german and I will not converse with you.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you have to follow this paper law>or we gonna sue and sanction you>...oh wait, we already did this>PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLEASSSSSSE STOPlol, Boomers
>>538795984I liked my father's ford escort the most. 1987 or 1988. Don't exactly remember it's exact date. I learned to drive on that fucker.
>>538795759BASED LMAO
>>538795759how are they sourcing components like all the electric stuff? If they can really source everything from locally its pretty cool Germany can learn from them.
>>538795841what the fuck lol
>>538797090they buy them from the same chinese supplier?
Is there even a single actual german in this thread lmao. I count maybe one.
>>538795759dont look at me>ich gönn's ihnenits not like they can just buy them now, can they?
>>538797134Schlich di zurück über die Grenze Preuße
>>538796433>how very unpiratey of youmonika, bist du es?
>>538797188>schlich dihmm, mix of western and viennese, interesting, I use that technique, are you authentic?
Wait a second, they said you couldn't pirate cars? How comes Russia is allowed to do that?
>>538796355true. If you see a German car, you just know the driver is a subhuman. German cars are shit and exclusively driven by retarded idiots that were brainwashed by advertising into believing German cars are a "status symbol"
>>538795759Don't you need shitloads of parts from subcontractors?Are they allowed to sell to Russia?Or are they just finishing up old stockpiles and that's that?
>>538795759Those are not German cars anymore anyway, they outsourced production to third world shitholes out of pure greed and killing jobs here at home but then they cry when said shitholes steal their tech or even worse do this.At the end they run to our government again to leech even more money from taxpayers.I hope China takes them all out of business, why should Germans support these niggers when they don't even provide jobs here? Support must happen because nationalism since they're German companies? Fuck off nigger.
vatniks have some leftover parts left so they retarded production. probably with chinesium components to fill in the gap.
>>538797014>I will not converse with you>he says while conversing with me>you are not a german>he says while not even being able to speak german without his mountain dweller caveman dialect that sounds like pig grunts
>>538797362Since when do chinese manufacturer give a shit about unenforceable licensing laws? Its not magic to use a lathe
>>538797362They are all chinese
>>538797446Many of the subcontractors are in the EU.
>>538797386Their new Ladas come without airbags and other "high tech".They're clearly unable to produce such things themself
>>538795841ok brown boy, but keep your muslim traditions details to yourself.
>>538797403You are not german lmao>y-y-you cant write high germanevery ape with google can.you, however, an ape with genetic damage, cannot write or understand any german dialect properly, and you are also too low IQ to find a proper excuse.You are genetical waste and this is my last message to you. Good luck.
>>538795759And they have the audacity to call Romanians thieves.
>>538797495>You cannot mill a piece of aluminium into a form without a license>its illegal to program a circuit board without a licenselol
>>538795841half-nigger half-turk judeo-mischling larping as german detected.
>>538797591>If I bolt silicone to my chest and cut my dick off, I will become a real BMW
>>538797620>A real BMW>German roach in Austria detectedplease tell me you still believe that your S8 is a status symbol and not a shit liability
>>538797677>writes austrian dialect>y-y-y-you are germanlolanother VPN/Diasporajfc
>>538797540You both had this nonsense argument many times before, stop screeching.Yeah he's a mongoloid HIVan but not everyone learns dialects or understands them all here especially in the north.Austrian even mountain babble is easy for me but others may have a problem understanding it.We had a war over this and we won and since then Prussian German became the "normal" German and we decide what is German and what not.
>>538797702Either you are a German roach or you are a retarded Austrian that brainwashed himself into a Germ. Why are you still in Austria, shouldn't you have died 4 years ago in a ditch in Ukraine for "democracy" and "Europe"
>>538797756You cant write or understand any form of german dialect.You are not german, you didnt grow up in Germany, there is nothing else to add. Write as much as you want.>>538797759>schizobabbleaight, you too then>>538796268
>tell russia to pay back debnts>ban them from paying in rubles>ban them from buying your currency>kick them out of swift system>wtf why aren't they adhering to our copyright legal doctrine
>>538797818You can take a bus to Lemberg today, be in Donbass by tomorrow morning and a pile of burned flesh goo tomorrow evening, for "our democracy"
>>538797889>Here is proof I am Austrian>Please also proove that you are Austrian>Go die in a trench for UkraineI accept your concession and wish you a long and happy parasitic life.
>>538795759Soon everyone will want only Russian BMW.x)
>>538795759Turns out you can just build things.I wish Australia knew this secret.
>>538797927You are the same "Austrian" that goes crazy over anybody saying that the Ukraine -Russian skirmish is non of our concern. Why are you still here? Go fight for what you pretend to believe in
>>538797519that's awesome
>>538795759not my problem
>>538798011I am AustrianI proved it now you, you slimy cockless subhuman :)
>>538798049You did prove nothing. All you did prove was that you like to lick boots of perceived authority — so, be a good little german boot licker, get a ticket to Ukriane and delete yourself from the ledger
>>538797818I grew up here and I understand almost all dialects but tell me why should a German not be German because he doesn't understand Austrian dialects?You're not part of Germany you know that right?
>>538797133why would the chinese partners risk pissing off bmw? I dont know car electronics but I imagine there must exist mainboards etc. which are all proprietary and cannot be easily sourced from a random chinese supplier.
>>538795920>>538796060it will cost as much if not more LOL >>538797519you are like 2-3 years late, sanction related issues were for the most part solved, however no one is buying Lada because they went in price and simply not worth it compared to chink / used cars. Vesta was only "good" when it was extremely cheap, it was already expensive in 22 and since doubled or even tripled in price
>>538795841>be me>live and study in Germany for five years>Mecklenburg-Vorpommern: everyone ugly, balding, borderline retarded>Nordrhein-Westfalen: la bestia, everyone is a mulatto or nafri>Sachsen-Anhalt: very dogmatic low iq people who get offended all the time>Bayern: most handsome men, most beautiful women, old money everywhere, high class and top quality food, everyone is into hunting, philosophy, the "Germans" are all tall be well built, no deformitiesyeah, sorry, but everyone except for Bavaria is inbred in your shit country
>>538798197Becoming even more dependent on China is not good for Russia as a nation.
>>538798193>its impossible and illegal to reverse engineer circuit boards and program them>BUT ITS NOT AUTHENTIC The end customer doesnt care
>>538798274Its a "good" thing we have a number of countries to support out illegal parallel import besides china then.
>>538798257Are you the french surrender monkey who fleed to gypsy town?Why are you seething so hard, what have Germans ever done to you?
>>538798172>I grew up hereLmaojo denn süütats jo echt kao problemle si an allemann zum vastoo :)kasch di jo in rua uf dis kanapee uffehaua und dine graue substanz astrenga, in aller ruhe am füdla liega und nochdenkaits insulting, really. you fucking disgusting rat, stop posting. you are as german as fucking Xi Jinping>>538798114I accept your concession.
>>538797540>pig grunts intensifyKek. You talk like you're here on your first day fresh from facebook. You should probably go back
>>538795759the way it was explained to me is that they had a pile of leftovers and banged them together with Chinese import parts to make like ~2000 new cars, which is a total nothingburger for a car factoryRussians are buying Chinese cars now anyway
Hilarious. Probably sells for 18k, which is the real fair price. Not the judeo profit thieving machine in Goymany
>>538798337retard, by using this token you just delegitimate yourself and identify yourself as a member of an enemy tribe
>>538798337Are you from Voralberg?
>>538797818>so mad he didn't check IDs>sobbing and crying, total nervous breakdown, looking frantically around the room shouting YoU aRe nOt gErMaN at everyone he sees>while being austrianAt least you're being entertaining, buddy. I'll give you that lol
>>538798257>Nordrhein-Westfalen: la bestia, everyone is a mulatto or nafriI live in a tourist hotspot for NRW and can say you are wrong. Probably never met a german IRL
>>538798411>by using this tokenso you cant speak english either, and are also not austrian>>538798368I keep hearing you cry and shidd and all that, but still 0 german dialect comprehension or written dialect. its fucking crazy. its literally jsut VPNs and Diaspora rats telling each other how great the shithole they fled from is. fucking NUTS
>>538798377Thats how it is, they had maybe still do some left overs, have some local replacements for random "easy" parts likes some wires or rubber and illegal and evil gray import.
>>538798337>ooga boogaStill not beating the incest allegations
>>538795759Mogged.
>>538798510Still melting down, huh? Really, go back. You're all over the place, dude. Look at you, making a scene. Calm down lmao
>>538798480Ids literally dont matter when not a single "german" flag can legitimize themselves. I dont give a fuck about your excuses. I have talked to german speakers from the entire DACH region, a hambruegr wront outright understand swiss german but he will go "?", understand fragments, and can pin point the rest.The fucking "german" flags in this thread so far can do NOTHING but throw insults, tell me to die for zelensky, they cant do anything but crash out in broken english.this is obviously a whorehouse of genetically damaged scum.
>>538798484exactlyla bestia
>>538798589>Look at you, making a scene.I will do whatever I want in my country and on my continent, cocksucker. Go back to where your shitstain family came from. You are not german.
>you wouldn't download a car
>>538798590Answer me.......>>538798474
>>538795759I'm not a car person so maybe I'm missing something, but I will never understand how different people worship different (but still german) car brands. For russians it's been for decades either BMW or Mercedes, if you're rich. For estonians it's Audi (a lot more jap cars lately tbf)
>>538798257>yeah, sorry, but everyone except for Bavaria is inbred in your shit countrylel nice one vanya
>>538798590I'm not reading all that. You're way too sweaty. Trying too hard. Use some deodorant or something
>>538798611>boo hooo you are not german mimimiStill only that one line to save your life, kek
>>538798639Brainwash by advertising.>Monkey sees person in box he considers "high status" having thing>Monkey wants to signal to other monkey he is like person in box by having thingAnd because only the most retarded monkey falls for that form of advertising, the thing turns from a status symbol to a smybol for stupid monkeysGerman cars are a prime example
>>538798604Stfu gypsy
>>538798634>Yeah he's a mongoloid HIVan but not everyone learns dialects or understands them all here especially in the north.Heast wormer, sogar ein trottl aus hamburg kann an weana text anschaun und mit zwa gehürnzölln holbwegs entziffern um was es geht. obbers 100% versteht is wuascht, genau um des gehts, wennst echt aus der region kumst don konnst genug mit kontext und erfahrung mit jemand ondan kommunizirn, und sunst frogst noch, und baust a poor wörtln ausm dialekt selba ein. diese reaktionen sprechen doch eh für sich. obs VPNs, diaspora, oder klane ghettokinder aus ihren slavenbubbles sind isma wuascht. vorarlberger dialekt isma geläufiger als viele andere sog i nua.
>>538795759>Building BMWs without paying BMW your monthly subscription fee to build BMWsBASED!
>>538798639It's just showing off the fact you can afford an expensive car.Although a Porsche really is better than anything else.
>>538798753Weil ai kann kein dialekt? Weird take.
build me another e30 and you can have all the dupohuyovsk villages
>>538798753>ooga booga continuesI told you before, you're not beating the incest allegations by spreading out your caveman dialect for everyone to admire
>>538795759Based Russia! Based CHYNAH!>NEEEEIN! DAS IST VERBOTEN! DAS IST EIN VERTRAGSBRUUUUCH!
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>>538798801Porsches are shit too. Same game, were a Boomer status symbol due to advertising, these days it just tell an observer that the retard behind the wheel is a subhuman that cant drive for shit and over spent on a box with wheels; a potential victim for scams
>>538798810ki is sausschwach im dialekt, genau um des gehts. es is wirklich sauschwer es authentisch über a gespräch zum simuliern.
>>538798877It's funny that you mention pigs so much
>>538795759Yeah nah, most suppliers for BMW and Mercedes are in Austria and Germany so they are just assembling with leftover spares or are forcing in Chinese generic parts that don't fit nor work properly. Also I will never understand the pathetic retards that are so negative towards cars and car companies, there's a subsection of Austrian and German losers who will always complain and moan about car companies and their customers, completely forgetting that they are literally the industrial motor that has kept us alive economically since after the second world war, if they were to drop away it's not just the jobs at BMW, VW or Mercedes that go away, there's hundreds of thousands of supplier jobs and then for those jobs again thousands of jobs to support them e.g. restaurants, infrastructure etc.
>>538798929>Just Schluchtenscheisser things
>>538795759I really doubt they can finish the cars without parts supplied from EU
>>538798753Germans don't learn your dialect in school and don't care about Austria at all. I sometimes see Austrian TV and it's all Germany this Germany that, Austria is obsessed with us and your culture since WWII is not being German just like Canadian culture is not being American.I still don't understand that you're only a real German if you understand a foreign dialect from little Austrian Voralberg....
>>538798988>The industrial motorstuck in the 90s forever
>>538799010Does not matter, put some Lada exhaust on it, nobody will notice.
>>538798988Yes. If the eu werent communist satanists they would ban anything coming from china.
>>538795759Why the fuck should you need some kikes permission to make a car?
>>538799108Russians are known for stealing everything and never creating anything on their own.
>>538799149You got the script wrong, you talk about the Chinese. Anyway, good to see VW lay off 120k slaves. German cars had their time.
>>538795759What tf Uwe gonna do? LMAO
>>538798639status objects for status object oriented people
>>538795759>Brutal>Just making cars
>>538799012>I still don't understand that you're only a real GermanYeah, because you are not a real german, kekyou ignored all my arguments and repeated a call for authority with the argument "austria small"ach legg mi doch du zugereister spast
>>538799222It's 100k and mostly in China and some in Mexico.Germans lost nothing and those globalist nigger companies should collapse.
>>538799304I can understand pretty much all dialects BUT tell me why should some Voralberg Austrian idiot decide who's German and who's not?Just tell me why?I'm a Holsteiner but your logic is just retarded.Is a poopjeet who understands Austrian mountain dialect a peak German ?
>>538799406The only thing stopping from Belgian companies to buy Chinese company cars instead of german company cars is the rest value after lease.Trust me, this will turn around in no time (give it a couple of years). After that the choise will be easy, unless your ursula raises VAT while reading our private messages.
>>538795759Thats what you get from moving production to russia to save money. Many companies learned this the hard way, during the war.
>>538795759>Produces cars>Doesn’t have fuelRuski are smurt.
>>538799304You're completely confirming what he said by your behaviour here in this thread. Everyone you don't like is 'not a real german', you repeat this mantra in every post. Anon really hit the nail on the head with this one. You worship us. For you there's an idealized German that you completely admire and imitate, and everyone not acting like that is a blasphemer, an impostor in your eyes. Thanks for the compliment I guess
>>538799510>Is a poopjeet who understands Austrian mountain dialect a peak German ?maybe not peak, but if a poojeet actually has the sprachliches feingefühl to pronounce those two words in impeccably an austrian dialekt, hes probably way more 'german' (or 'austrian') than you thinkif they want to stay, they should learn the languageif theyre here on a limited time contract, i can understand their annoyance at having to learn germanits not exactly one of the easier ones to learnand where else can you use it, except for DACH?
>>538799545https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Z8ODZxO_kWhy do you need a car if you have no gasoline.....Putin already opened all those ziggers who have nonsense delusions like good living standards and such Lmao
>>538798193literally every chinese factory produces 6 days a week for their european contracts and on sunday they produce on the same machines without license and sell the shit directly. That's why you see perfect "clones" of many products on aliexpress for 1/3 of the western retail price. If the western "manufacturers" dont like it, they can just move their production to india. Apple tried it lol.
>>538799510>I can understand pretty much all dialects BUIve yet seen you to produce any, just saying>Is a poopjeet who understands Austrian mountain dialect a peak German ?this is a logical fallacy called ad absurdum. just because a very niche case is not confirmed by it does not change or contradict the basic logic of proving ones familiarity and what is required to have this familiarity. you are german, you are the typical stubborn autistic "missing the point" preuss i know
>>538800142So now you accept that I'm German but not the right type of German , I'm a bad Saupreuss.....What are you even trying to achieve?
>>538795759Die Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft schafft das, objektiv gesehen.
>>538800404>nicht gefunden ziffernautschmensch mädels, wo solln des ois noch enden?
