I love it when people crash into reality, one less stubborn fool.https://x.com/DaniMayakovski/status/2076237199771574761
a male bison is 7ft tall and weighs 2000lbs. we need to teach them apehoop.
There's gonna be a week long BBQ lmao
>>538812170They lack the thumbs required for monkey dunk.
>>538812058Pretty honorable of the bison to stop once the guy is on the ground.
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>no webm>twitter linkOP IS FAGGOT
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>>538812058This is not a FAFO moment OP please use more precise language, boomer did nothing to engage with the creature
>>538814948this i feel really bad for him like what did he do wrong
>>538812058Greetings from Wyoming, the Bison state
Browns never should have been given internet access.
>>538815035Bison got triggered by the pickup and took it out on old man.
>>538812058He was sleeping and they startled him. Why did they do this?
>>538812058based boomer heabbudding bison!
>>538812058I used to work out there. Happens every season. Is pretty wild walking to work and these things are 5-10 ft away from you. Wolves are their natural predators and they have bad eye sight, if they start to feel surrounded they'll get pissed off. Cars also piss them off. I was in a car that got gored at the Grand canyon. They're temperamental dickheads but I get it, they get tired of getting honked at and getting surrounded by people.
>>538812058not a FAFO, that thing was bloodthirsty. still funny though.
>>538816808people actually honk at them? that's fucking retarded, I hate this country and we deserve WW3.
Why are modern people so stupid and don't respect how dangerous wild animals are? You either stay the fuck away or you kill them.
>>538814832damn he's an old boomer so likely shattered his pelvis and knees with that fall. hope he bought travel medical insurance lol or he's gonna be using his pension to pay off the hospital bill for 10 years.
>>53881710690% of our problems are because we're too comfortable. We're 10-12 generations in of living to work to live. Not living to survive to live.
>>538812058Now that's a record scratch moment.
>>538817033Yellowstone turns into a traffic jam in the height of summer, like literally miles of road with cars, the buffalo go wherever they want out there, and sometimes they'll block the road, so people honk and some even try nudging with their cars. After generations of this yeah Buffalo hate cars almost like a predator. What's worse is there are actually people who will try to put their kids on them for pictures or pet them. The stupidity of tourists knows no bounds out there and people get hurt/die all the time. Some people seem to think it's a controlled zoo/amusement park.
>>538812058touristmaxxing has to be the most degenerate but commonplace modern behavior. It's a replacement for hobbies and a personality.
>>538812058Amazing pose.
>>538815366>I thought that bison was a prehistorical animalfor real? african animals are more bizarre
>>538812058That boomer and kid seemed to be keeping a respectful distance, unfortunate that the bison got agro’ed anyway.
this is the first one where i’m not sure the tourist deserved it. parallax is making it hard to tell how close they were
>>538812058This is what pulling yourself up by your bootstraps truly looks like.
>>538814832Damn that bison was fucking pissed. Probably had an ancestral grievance against the boomer
No clue how this happened I used to hand feed these retards when my parents took me to a park as a kid
America is a country where there is so much freedom that you are actually allowed to interact with wildlife and we can simply observe natural law occur. In other nations either their rural territories are so unsafe as to preclude camping or outdoor recreation or it's become a concrete sprawl. I think the only other nation with actual wildlife roaming around free is China, but they gobble that shit up quick
>>538815366Retarded fucken faggot, I live right outside the park entrance. These subhuman shiskin retards dont know anything exists outside of their shit stained, cum covered keyboards and monitors.
>>538820604Animals do not want to attack pure children. Aging rotten old people that they know are evil, a different matter
>>538820646jfc bobby go back to school, dont come back for like 5 years.you just posted ignorant nonsense like 5 layers deep
>>538820604that was a ohioan, dumbass
>>538815035the bison rolls before he stands up, making it seem like he’s trying to scare off a younger male rather than a predator, he also doesn’t approach that aggressively at first but really wants to teach this fuck a lessoni think because this guy had a mane, and his quick phone pickup and drop looked like a challenge nodyou can see the bison expected a bit more after he flips the guy, he’s nodding at the poor boomer like “what the fuck, thought we were throwing down are you dead?”like>>538816808 said their eyesight is shit
>>538818248Lmao
>>538814832Should he have played dead instead of running?
>>538818248SEEK HORN
>>538816808>>538816287>>538821565good insights, xirs
Why did he run back into the trees?He has a very clear escape.
>>538812058>FAFOHow? He was a safe distance away. It's not his fault a crazed beast attacked him.
>>538816808>I used to work out there. Happens every season. Is pretty wild walking to work and these things are 5-10 ft away from you. Wolves are their natural predators and they have bad eye sight, if they start to feel surrounded they'll get pissed off. Cars also piss them off. I was in a car that got gored at the Grand canyon. They're temperamental dickheads but I get it, they get tired of getting honked at and getting surrounded by people.i would too be pissed off if retarded dogs and honking cars were annoying me desu>>538821565>the bison rolls before he stands up, making it seem like he’s trying to scare off a younger male rather than a predator, he also doesn’t approach that aggressively at first but really wants to teach this fuck a lesson>i think because this guy had a mane, and his quick phone pickup and drop looked like a challenge nod>you can see the bison expected a bit more after he flips the guy, he’s nodding at the poor boomer like “what the fuck, thought we were throwing down are you dead?”interesting how a bison has more self-control and empathy than most humans
>>538824277Hes not going to outrun a bison, hiding in trees was right move
>>538814832>take pic of bison for insta>bison gets pissedEven the bison know social media is cancer.
>>538812058Here's what really happened https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/11/tourist-seriously-injured-after-yellowstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-air/>Campground invaded by crazy Bison during mating season>Ppl warned each other not to go near the campground>Bison started charging vehicles that's when the guy began filming>Boomer who looks like Diabeetus guy comes strolling through>Retard in a truck triggers Bison>Diabeetus got launched into space >Bison scared away and Boomer is still alive he wasn't gored
>>538812058>https://xcancel.com/DaniMayakovski/status/2076237199771574761here non faggot homo gay link
>>538814832admirable note, this guy was definitely trying to lead the bison away from the kid too - a lot of his stupid choices were smart ones given the situation
>>538815035His ancestors genocided the bison into a small sanctuary. He deserves to die. TBD
>>538818248kek
