>plot: incel wishes to have a girlfriend>becomes the most popular horror movie everMan, you chud guys never catch a break, huh?
>>538813703>release a movie that targets chuds>Man, you chud guys never catch a break, huh?>chuds vote for things like abortion restriction>Noooo dont get mad like that!!!
>>538813703If a single jew or feminist had a hand in making the film than it was personal
>>538813703But srsly tho how can chuds become irresistible to stacytards?
>>538813703>didn´t watch the movie>still makes a gay thread about itkek, the eternal tranny
>>538813703Obligatory
>>538814089Just because someones a nazi or a pedo doesnt mean theyre wrong about everything.
>>538813703>incel movie>curry barker is a homosexual>he casts a homosexual as Bear so he has no chemistry with the lead actressI fail to see how this is an indictment of incels and not a gay mans inability to navigate normal relationships.It was a fun movie doe
its nothing new I dont know why youre all acting like its something new>board is mostly brown zoomers nowadaysoh yeah
>>538813703Is that the guy?
>>538813703>HE'S RAPING HER, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538814089Incels are genuinely cool and funny people. Some might even they are supreme gentlemen. Maybe if you had a better personality and, they would hang out with you instead of us. Do better.
Why are you watching slop?WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING SLOP?!
>>538813703This is a movie about PBD women
>>538813703so basically it wins by making 90% of twentysomething men say "that is litteraly me"
>>538814238Too drunk to post kek.
>>538814238KeK anon, you tell that to your girlfriend the very next moment you will learn the true meaning of Balkan level of Brutality
>>538814416I'm 6'4. Normal rules don't apply.
>>538814159If I remember correctly, it's explicitly inspired by a Simpsons episode, which was likely parodying this Twilight Zone episode
>>538814516Unless you love her anon, unless you love herTrust me, I've been there
>>538814089Woman cant meme.
>>538814663>2026>loving womenHow?
>>538814572Absolutely fucking based. Fuck these slide threads.
>>538813703Is somebody ever going to tell me wtf the name of the movie even is?
>>538814768>any year>loving womenTo all anons I will import some wisdom.Never show the hoes love.Ever
I'm more curious why there's wizards handing out wish sticks that summon demons for 5 bucks over some retard wanting to fuck a latina
>>538814768Brother, please don't fall for demoralisation campaign on this board. Not all women are whores and I know one day you will find a good girl that will love you and treat you as her king. Remember that you dying alone is exactly what they want !
>>538814858>hoesHere is your problem, if you want hoes that what you will get.
We've made sandwich making overly complicated.Sometimes, you really do have to grab 'em by the pussy.Keep your underwear on and your pussy finger strong.
>>538814089I don't talk to women thoughbeit
>>538813703womens face when you tell them to delete the ex bf that "Raped" them
>>538814950All women are hoes. Make your peace with it and show them no love. Move on with your life and prosper.
>>538814685Why is this so true.Up to this day i've never met a woman that was genuinely funny. Not a single one.
>>538814879>get given a ‘wish for anything’ for $5>wishes to leave the friendzone instead of a billion bucks (something his friend immediately did once he learned the wish sticks were legit) or superpowers or a harem of gfs or world peace or ruling the earth or anything else actually wish-worthyHe really deserved the torment.
>>538815052Anon, I could have been married 3 times by now, have my own family with 3 different women who were loyal and respectable. All 3 times it went belly up cuz I am retard and the Jew in my life. Trust me, if you search for hoes and bitches you are gonna only find hoes and bitches
>>538813703>they made a movie based on a mossad meme and?
>>538815144They always try to pre-face or self-insert them with ‘im a woman, and thats the point of the joke’ in some form. Same theory for female comedians.
>>538813703>incelHis other friend wanted him, he just wasn't attracted to her.
>>538815150I'm sure it's some generic monkey' paw, deal with the devil type theme, so regardless what you ask for you'll get fucked in the end, but what's the purpose of doing it
>>538815307The writer/director said it doesn't work like that. His wish didn't work out because it's taking away someone's free will is inherently "cursed." Especially the way he worded his wish.
>>538813703He was the nice guy that cared about the girl, he killed himself to save herSure he was totally traumatized after that
>>538815252I just watched the trailer and it's more simp beta orbiter than incel
>>538815591that makes even less sense, it would make sense if it was just the devil fucking with people, a classic faust story, but if it's neutral wizards then what is the point, they can make wish sticks that give you a billion dollars, and they sell it for 5 dollars because ... ?
>>538815213Have it your way. In any case I wish you find what you want in life. Have a blessed Sabbath anon.
>>538814516> im 6'4"You want a medal faggot?
>>538814089Even if a woman did say that to a 4channer, he wouldn't make that face. He would probably spare her a quick glance while telling her to bring him his chicken tendies, before going back to shitposting.
>>538813703he wasn't a chud or an incel, he just had severe anxiety issues and was uber private
>>538813703So what’s the premise? She kills anyone who gets anywhere near her boyfriend?
>>538813703I've only seen this photo, the movie title and the fact that it's somehow incel related. How big of a chudcel does that make me.
>>538815830The wish sticks does seem like it was wizards fucking with people. Thats why the clerk says everyone calls to complain. None of the wishes were ever properly granted and its proven when his friend wishes for a billion dollars. A billion dollars even in 100 dollar bills weighs several tons. The wish should have killed them when it rained down on their heads but it wasnt properly granted.
>>538818476I pirated the movie out of curiosity and I’m convinced half the posts for it everywhere is viral marketing because it’s just another shitty teen horror film
>>538814685its funny
>>538813703>incel protagonistHe wasn't an actual incel he had an active social life and had a girl that wanted him. He was just autistic and picky, true incels have no options and rarely a social circle that wants them around.>>538814858Many men in history knew better, this is why marriage was considered more transactional and business-like forging alliances with other families/tribes/clans instead of merely being about "soulmate" shit.
>Masonic jewesses '《●○troon○● nonsense thread
>>538815223>calls an ongoing societal criss a mossad memelol this is why you're below replacement birthrates. just keep burring your head in sand instead of your face in pussy
>>538818614Could be. And I figured it's dogshit since the tone of the posts associated with it reek with the whole antagonistic bullshit. Then we get OPs like this where they put on a faux antagonistic tone to make fun of them. I honestly don't even hear people talk about movies irl kek, but I'm also a 27y/o zoomer boomer that doesn't watch TV, I just never see ads ever.
>>538813703>settling for less than a 8/10 chad is literally a horror movie to womenkinda feel like an untapped market there ngl
>>538820959She sees him as a brother. She's actually banging his chubby, balding friend.
>>538813703movie was just ok, the acting was pretty good but that was about it, zoomies finally did something right I guess.
>>538814147>homosexual guy tell women how straight men are>same guy has filters 18-21 on grindr
>>538813703>Man, you chud guys never catch a break, huh?>want to have a gf>masturbate>need goneim good thanks
>>538814159>>538814618zoomer litlets don't know about monkey's paw...
>>538813703Isn't this whole story just "be careful what you wish for "
If you replied without saging, KYS
>>538814147Frankly, it is an indictment on low T incels, the funko pop, drug abusing incels. Not chuds. The movie is actually an interesting play on the monkey paw trope and wasn’t bad at all
>>538823651>actual gay actor doesnt even have to act because he doesnt know how to initiate a a normal relationship with a woman>somehow this depicts incelsAn actual incel wouldnt even have those friends or have the waitress want him so badly.
>>538813703chud incels not goodyeah obviouslywhats better is leftoids sucking tyrone off just because they cant handle their lust plus that niggers living in the ghetto not getting out of timmies land back to maybe africa with jewish funds to rebuild the land but hey neither jews nor leftoids stopping to suck them niggaz off i guesswhat timmy gone do? tell me what he gone do about it?
>>538813703I probably will never watch this movie.Would only ever watch it if a chick guaranteed me pussy for watching it.
>>538825221nice blogpost you absolute virgin retard
>>538813703I just watched the movie and it's not a horror at all, one of the worst and boring movies I've ever seen in my entire life. And the guy isn't an incel at all lol, these people don't even know what an incel is. Literally feminist propaganda slop, if a woman started acting crazy like she did and fed me my dead animal I'd wish for her to suicide and be done with it lol. End of story.
>>538813703>>538814089No men would prefer to have monsters that look like this. Some anon's will tell you normal woman are the problem. Than the monsters that don't think like a human. That can kill you over something petty is logical behavior. i get the fantasy of thinking about it. But you guys really shouldn't want these thing.
>>538813703>Man, you chud guys never catch a break, huh?Meh. I'm used to it.
>>538813703I wish I had a cute girlfriend like her.
>>538815252>His other friend wanted him, he just wasn't attracted to her.Yeah, but look at her. Septum piercing, fat, grotesque facial features, make-up, tattoos...femcels are even more pathetic than incels.
>>538814159Eventually, some Hollyjew kike is going to make a modern Americanized version of The Garden of Eden, and zoomies will shit their pants when they see it.
>>538826657The nigga wasn't an incel, simple as, in all of my 28 years of life I had a total of 0 (zero) women interested in me in any way. I'm not even that bad looking and it's fucking over lol.
>>538814812It's was the second most popular movie last month after Toy Story and we've had dozens of threads about it. It you don't know the name it's on you.
>>538826836prije će se bacit s litice nego ti direktno pokazat interesvjv je bilo nešto suptilno ali ti nisi vidio
>LOOK AT ME, I'M ACTING
>>538826836>I suffer in SerbiaI dont believe it. Either you are retarded or you never tried to fuck underage village girls like a proper Serb.
>>538827034Iskreno, imam dve sestre tako da mislim da mi nista ne fali i da ostanem single do kraja zivota. Zene su bukvalno mentalno obolele i ako im se daju jednaka prava kao muskarcima to ce biti kraj zemlje i drustva pre ili kasnije. Za signale koje devojke salju, bukvalno me takve stvari ne interesuju, ne mozes da glumis da si nevina devojka i saljes suptilne signale ako si se jebala sa 10 muskaraca do sad.
>>538827173Believe it or not most of my friends are single for a long time too, all average or above average guys. Serb women are the worst type of a woman. If I was in USA I'd score blacks and latinas, but here if you're not top 10% in wealth or looks it's absolutely over.
