why the fuck is Monster Energy the official drink of the right wing /pol/ bros when it was literally created by jews?pic related, the logo has the triple 6 in hebrew right on top of the can like they're not even hidingwhy is it the official drink of both boomers AND femboys at the same time?you see some 50 year old conservative chugging it at the gun range and then zoomer femboys sipping the ultra paradise flavor while posting thighs on /fit/what kind of satanic mkultra psyop is this?
It tastes nice?
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>>538814635People like the size and flavor range.Most energy drinks try to copy Red Bull in taste and price.Monster doesn't so they have a wider audience.
I always feel sleepy after drinking one.
>>538814635bro we wuz monster energy we wuz bible
>>538815091Estonian DNA is now sus wtf bro this is meth rocket fuel in a can wtf
>>538814635I want a cute monster drinking femboy to inseminate
>>538814635it was memed to the rightoid NPC on purpose its full of oestrogen
>>538814635the white one is especially badthe only good one is the normal black onethis is not a racial statement that's just how I identify things visually
>>538815091You're getting the ones spiked with fent. Read the labels more carefully.
>>538815107God saw that it was good.
>>538814755It tastes like goth girl puke.
>>538814635>3 lines means something in jew moonrunesi don't give a fuck nigger. luv me sips. haven't had any in a while though, since sipsposting stopped
>>538814635It gives me motivation and power, I also enjoy berried delight
>>538814635>MonsterWrong. It's Red Bull for obvious reasons. >energy drinksYou'll get more zippy and exponentially more cheaply with Jet Alert than this overpriced goyslop that rarely even contains 300mg.I can just tell dumb leftists make all the threads now.
Lemontroons have taken over the board and now we see their conceit and mockery is self-defeating as they don't understand their opponent in the least and don't care to.
>>538815091you need to get drunk before drinking one
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>>538815091Could be ADHD, besides the fact that paradoxical reactions to drugs are a thing (having the opposite effect).For people with ADHD, or differently wired brains in general, caffeine and stimulants can indeed give the paradoxical effect of making you feel sleepier/tired for a bit.
>>538816136>goth girlHow is the weather today in telaviv?
>>538815266congratulations on having a soul