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why the fuck is Monster Energy the official drink of the right wing /pol/ bros when it was literally created by jews?

pic related, the logo has the triple 6 in hebrew right on top of the can like they're not even hiding

why is it the official drink of both boomers AND femboys at the same time?

you see some 50 year old conservative chugging it at the gun range and then zoomer femboys sipping the ultra paradise flavor while posting thighs on /fit/what kind of satanic mkultra psyop is this?
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It tastes nice?
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>>538814635
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>>538814635
People like the size and flavor range.
Most energy drinks try to copy Red Bull in taste and price.
Monster doesn't so they have a wider audience.
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I always feel sleepy after drinking one.
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>>538814635
bro we wuz monster energy
we wuz bible
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>>538815091
Estonian DNA is now sus wtf bro this is meth rocket fuel in a can wtf
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>>538814635
I want a cute monster drinking femboy to inseminate
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>>538814635
it was memed to the rightoid NPC on purpose its full of oestrogen
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>>538814635
the white one is especially bad
the only good one is the normal black one
this is not a racial statement that's just how I identify things visually
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>>538815091
You're getting the ones spiked with fent. Read the labels more carefully.
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>>538815107
God saw that it was good.
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>>538814755

It tastes like goth girl puke.
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>>538814635
>3 lines means something in jew moonrunes
i don't give a fuck nigger. luv me sips. haven't had any in a while though, since sipsposting stopped
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>>538814635
It gives me motivation and power, I also enjoy berried delight
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>>538814635
>Monster
Wrong. It's Red Bull for obvious reasons.

>energy drinks
You'll get more zippy and exponentially more cheaply with Jet Alert than this overpriced goyslop that rarely even contains 300mg.

I can just tell dumb leftists make all the threads now.
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Lemontroons have taken over the board and now we see their conceit and mockery is self-defeating as they don't understand their opponent in the least and don't care to.
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>>538815091
you need to get drunk before drinking one
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marketing
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>>538815091
Could be ADHD, besides the fact that paradoxical reactions to drugs are a thing (having the opposite effect).
For people with ADHD, or differently wired brains in general, caffeine and stimulants can indeed give the paradoxical effect of making you feel sleepier/tired for a bit.
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>>538816136
>goth girl
How is the weather today in telaviv?
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>>538815266
congratulations on having a soul



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