https://youtube.com/shorts/x6w6jqluYKg?is=h_e0T6oBPq1AlPTSWhy is this so common? So many uncs crash out when zoomers try to create content around them, what’s even deadass the big deal?
>no webmFuck off, buy an ad. Sage goes in all fields.
>>538819745Based unc
>>538819469Lil zoomie finna make an unc whoop his bitch ass
>>538819469Zoomers are going to melt down when they hit their kid 30s since youth seems to mean every for them
>>538819469Honestly the kids going to be in the same position when he turns 30. We all are. Im almost 35 and im a banker and probably make marginally more than these chucklefucks do.
Older males getting irrationally upset with younger males is the same energy as older women getting irrationally upset with younger women. Both sets of people are just mad they missed out on their youth/opportunity and they are just seething every time they see a younger person
>>538819469from the thumbnail I thought that was his cute belly exposed but now I am very fucking disappointedshame on you
>>538819469Dumb millennial should have just kept mocking him and called him a fag
>>538820354This i work some bs job but i make more than 90% of the entry level office jobs that most 30+ get stuck in
>>538820370Except it would be just as cringe to see an older person doing this, retardo
>>538819469
>>538820423That basically the opposite of what I said
>>538819469Uncle looks based AF
>I'm not going to grow up to be a 35-year-old delivery driver! I feel bad for the zoomy because he thinks he's going to be somebody. Then 15 years from now he's going to remember this conversation, go home and then suck start a pistol. We're the same team boys
Its funny that he dabbed on the fat 32 year old loser but I also do that. Zoomer are ally faggy and cant handle being a man. >t. 35 yo full paid property owner and 7 children.
>>538820631Yeah basically
>>538820631nice crab bucket
>>538820399creeper pervert alert
>>538819469>Create contentThat's the stupidest thing about the future. People running around with there phones pissing people off creating "content". I mean I'll admit I'm a sucker for the police activity videos where niggers get smoked by the police but that's really the only "content" I can get behind.
>young white male>delivery driver is also whiteWhere is this place?
>>538819469Neither of them will ever own a home
>32 year old delivery driver LOL
>>538820866That's what 80% of the people that thought they would have a big boy job and end up being Ubereats drivers thought. There are only so many non shit jobs and everyone has a degree.
>>538820631Zoomers were told they could be anything. Even a woman. But all they actually want to be a streamers/influencers. None dream of space or saving lives.
>>538821564>womanBut I am
Yo guys check out this epic goyslop yall bro deadass be trippin look guys see bro over there bro deadass on god fr hey bro what you doing with my phone hey sheesh bro crazy ahh unc thats crazy work *shot dead*
>>538820466I really hope you did not watch the video otherwise I have to assume you are mentally handicapped or from the Third World posting on a VPN
>>538821319>pizza delivery driver>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHHA>amazon>UPS>FedEx>USPS>Wow they're heroes, I'm glad I got my heckin important package in the mail ^_^
>>538821791I watched the video and am on uncs side, will be funny when that zoomette is 40 and delivering pizzas while drunk driving
>>538821918Delivery boy should have kept his mouth shut if he didn't want to get mogged. But of course that sort of reasoning eluded him for the same reason he delivers food for a living like a filthy jeet.
Why are strangers speaking to each other?
>>538819469the guy eating pizza is an unc too. he has the body of a lesbian, but that is not relevant to OP
>>538820723Zoomers are not ally retard learn to speak english
>>538822435And certainly not the man who made the pizza
>>538819469Imagine being a zoomer lmao
>>538819745Hes a zoomer iphone fag, he doesn't know what a webm is.
>>538820370Fair but the kid was also a dick for his response and very possibly will end up in the same position.
>>538820631Unfortunately zoomers fell for the marxist conditioning of blaming your elders/other generations because they're too cowardly to call out those in power that are responsible. It's going to be both funny and sad in a decade when zoomers are getting blamed by Gen Alpha and are called uncle or whatever nigger babble catches on by then. And they still won't take any responsibly.
>>538819469I work hybrid. One day I was in office and one of the interns set up their phone and started doing tiktok dances. I didn’t say anything but I was horrified.I expect this trend to continue as millennials age out and Gen Z micro influencers(i.e. anyone with a phone) get more desperate to become famous.I genuinely believe the phones really fucked up gen z, and Gen Alpha and beyond will be more well adjusted as society at large learns how to deal with phones and the internet in healthy ways.
I'm sure this thread would be very interesting if I spoke whatever language this is.
>>538819469If your social status is low all you have to do is not be a dick and you won't have situations like this.
>>538819469Because that retarded zoomer faggot should be working, not "creating content." He's leaving more work for everyone else to do while making his gay retarded faggot content . Adults have bills to pay
>>538819469Is the video is that an autist asked a valid question to his coworker and then the zoomer decided to attack and shame him online?Its not like the sperg was being rude to him at the start, his only crime was not having a great comeback to a random personal attack.
>>538820485I almost feel like that has to be his son/car.He really fucking leaned into that slap, probably upon realizing there was no driver.
>>538819469>uncsIt's spelled eunuch, and we call them troons around these parts newfag.
>>538820866yeah bro everyone else thought they were going to grow up to be delivery drivers, you're different
surprised there aren't more videos of zoomers just getting knocked out cold for doing this shit, they have the self preservation instincts of a lemming and all of them act like teenage nigger girls no matter their color
>>538819469This is how I imagine the commenters on here talking about being 38, fucking 18 year old sluts daily on command or whatever kek
>>538822077Why should whites fight each other in the first place, shitjeet?
>>538822697Lmfao I can be as retarded as I want nigger tranny zoomer. And I can do it on my property I own. Enjoy the no sex and being poor lmao.
>>538824136Because some Whites are just faggots that act like faggots. Why did that delivery driver need to make his snarky bullshit comment, he provoked his own misfortune for everyone to laugh at on the internet.
unc bros..
>>538819469Zoomers seem to be doing it a lot, my cousin is 25, I have never seen him with a woman and yet he is the one complaining about me not being married with children at 32. > You have a good income and you look normal, something is wrong with you broLike bro, one more covid and you're literally where I am at lmfao. Aside from that good luck finding quality women. I dont want to deal with women anymoreI think it is them projecting their own fears>>538822853>Fair but the kid was also a dick for his response and very possibly will end up in the same position.If he is dumb enough to create an online fingerprint of this behavior of himself online, then yes, he will end up a delivery driver. For every Bhad Bharbie or how that bitch is called there are millions and millions of bodies who are unable to monetize their snarkiness.
>>538822853The older unc shouldn't talk shit if he can't handle shit talk coming against him. Secondly, that kid in the OP most likely had a life ahead of him, probably is in college or something. He's still gunna be a wagie, but not a delivery wagie
>>538825920Do you realize how many delivery wagies have college degrees? The meme about baristas having phds isnt a joke.
>>538826143I did it for the past two years before my current more stable gigI often made $20-$30 an hour for a six hour friday/sat shift, weeknights $15-$21 in the american SEall the corporate stores jew you out of tips so ymmv. one store gave me $3 every delivery no matter what that was sweet, $10hr is base pay usuallyoh most expect you to do dishes but then you dont have to talk to the drunk nigger felons or spics who make the food, just be the mysterious educated white guy and take no sidesyou would not believe how retarded some of these humonculi are
>>538824477Assmad jeet lol
>>538820354>>53882042332bartender 3 days of work this week, like 20 hours $1100
>>538819469Total millenial death. They're starting to sound like conservative boomers.
>>538819469I mean he wasn't wrong except he then went full loser/virgin mode and started ranting about muh privilege when he could have just owned calling that zoomer a retard, which he is
>>538820233when i learned that "finna" is a contraction of "fixin' to" the respect i already didn't have for american niggers somehow became even more nonexistent
what does unc mean?
>>538820723>le subversive anti nick post disguised as le based millennial life winner postdidn't take money from the splc and the more braindead people like you who can't even spell lie about him the more he has a leg to stand on and you don't, if you want to character assassinate someone at least base it in truth otherwise people will eventually turn on you once it becomes apparent that all of your smears are fabricated bullshit, nobody likes liars, that's why jews are so universally hated
nevermindnothing sadder than an ignorant, sold generation mocking others as has beens
GO CHECK YOUR PHONE, IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
This is why we fuck all your zoomer girlsyou’re all gay little faggots
>>538828822always figured it was "fucking gonna" because it meant contextually the same thing
>>538820370lol men increase in value as they age unless they’re a fat loser like OP. A 35 yo in shape with a good job is infinitely more sexually valuable than a 25 yo. It’s the opposite for women regardless of how well they take care of themselves
>>538828949>spergsSorry man but your gay little leader looks like a ridiculous faggot in that photo, it’s not a pose straight men make unconsciously
>>538819469>zoomers>content >frfr
>>538819745Fpbp, OP is a lazy retarded faggot
>>538819469hey, a fagspeak thread
Zoomers auditing millennial ego is kino
>>538819469>not only not having YouTube shorts blocked with ad block, but willfully watching them and even sharing them across sitesKill yourself
>>538820723>posts green cocksleeve for Israel beretComplete nigger and I hate nick
>>538829286AgainThis is why I fuck your girlsNone of your women are impressed by this
>>538819469The older I get, the more I understand why people become addicts. Society is humiliating.
>>538828949dude your faggot spic leader is a typical neoconI don't blame him for 180'ing after Kirk got Israel'ed and his phone rang though, but I blame you retards for falling for it
>>538820723I wonder if your children know their dad is a faggot
>>538828569Why are Americans like this?Why is it always an American telling some gay little fiction about their real life with no proof?Notice how everyone else managed to avoid making claims about their earnings except for Americans?
>>538820345Millennials are the same, except they are old now and their brains still operate like they are teenagers
Zoomie replies on this thread are humiliating. How can you be so cucked? How can you allow yourselves to be like this? You are spiritually feminine