>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!">College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."
>>538826087HR mostly exists to weed out autistics who try to join the workforce
>>538826087>cheating, lying, scamming, indecency, abuse, materialismSounds like Core American Values to me.
>>538826087>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"Wrong friends.>College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*Going to college is generally a bad idea in this times.>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."Just avoid the corporate world and take a real job.
>>538827265Must get paid to sit at desk
>>538826087>I am OP and I'm a fucking weirdo with no friends, and no one has ever liked me in any way whatsoever, but now that I am 2x years old I should magically be given a great job, even though I'm OP and I'm a retarded fag that no one can stand being around in any capacity whatsoever especially in a professional workplace.
>>538827528Dang! Roastie is seething?
>>538826208it's a do-nothing job created by jews specifically just to give women something to do. they exclusively hire women who never mentally aged out of high school so that her catty irrational behavior is still in tact. because of this, they reject applications from any man that they wouldn't have sex with even though that's entirely irrelevant to their office.
>>538826087>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."No one asks this of you when you go to get hired as a trash collector.
>>538827528>expected to work>not guaranteed a jobthis is the brain of a retarded Capitalist
>>538827528HR whores in their jewish daycare girlboss job is not a professional workplace. It is simply a bad idea, mandated by a jewish law, which exists to make the lives of men who actually have a real job much more difficult.It's genuinely an entire career path which exists because a decrepit boomer likes to stare at your ass. It's also such a waste of time and resources, that it has been capitalized upon and reinforced, simply to make everything weak and stupid, since that's the goal.Do you really have time to be posting such nonsense here?Don't you have an email to send about meeting about previous emails, so you can send another email to schedule the next meeting about emails, whereupon after that you'll need to schedule another meeting about the emails, which you'll have to then send an email about?
>>538827603You can sit next to OP in the goy cubicles, while OP reeks of smegma and OP sings aloud to the latest kpop singles meant for 12 year old girls and OP wipes his boogers on the cube walls.But hey at least OP has his degree.
>>538827900>marxfags think this is a gotchaYou don’t have to do anything. I don’t have to sponsor your existence. Seems pretty fair.
>>538827955I know all this, lived experience for decades in goy offices.Nonetheless, as painful as that is, I don't want to work with ugly and smelly and weirdo OP. That just makes the experience worse.
>>538826087Things are different now but from experience 6-7 years ago, I could say nobody cared about what the recruiting roastie thought about the candidate.
>>538827528>femanon here...
>>538827900>expected to work>work>still starveWelcome to communism.At this point I have 0 (zero) mercy with commies. You want again a system of terror and misery? Fine, enjoy. You deserve it.
Actual woman here. Femanon, if you will. Let me tell you what women actually find attractive:1. First of all, it has nothing to do with being white or Black. White boys are shy and sweet, and Black boys have humongous BBCs which have bruised my cervix on at least a dozen occasions. But this isn't the decising factor.2. We like confident, masculine men who are cunning and can provide for us.3. This leads me to my conclusion, from an actual white woman. We LOVE Indian men. They are so exotic, so erotic, will do anything to please us, invented the Kama Sutra, smell good, and overall just exude pure masculinity. You never feel scared or afraid around your Indian spouse. Just loved, cared for, and provided for. Did you know that Indians have the highest household income in North America? Yeah, that's not a mistake. It's because they are extremely competent and succesful.Ladies, if you want to find your happiness -- date an Indian gentleman. Nothing else needs to be said.
>>538828409Kill yourself dalit shitjeet.
>>538827528>I am OP and I'm a fucking weirdo with no friends, and no one has ever liked me in any way whatsoever,
>>538826208Autism is skyrocketing because of their unethical environmental policies and they're still going all in on depersoning every single person on the spectrum. This is affecting normies they just dont realize it yet.
>>538828136Incorrect, your vagina will become moist the moment his (working class) British accent greets your ears and your disposition will change entirely, such is your social conditioning from watching Downton Abbey and gossiping about the Royals, thus your brain associates this cultural trait with high class and desirability.
>>538828014>muh wrongthink>passive agressive toneYou are not entitled to anything, piece of shit karen
>>538828409>i'm a dude pretending to be an indian pretending to be a woman on a mongolian pottery forum
What you mean I'm not fit to work amongst you fags and queers?
this is why you apply to corporations that give vapid HR women the ick like Palantir, defence contractors (esp. Israeli) and chemical / petroleum industries
>>538828838>(working class) British accentThis guy knows too much
>>538826208Which is counter-intuitive because the best workers and innovators tend to have autistic traits in tech jobs. Stacy just views the job as a casting net for more Chads
>>538826257Please understand Israel mining colony
>>538830004Which is why they don't want them to spread the mind virus exposing jobs for the bullshit they are.I'm trans btw, I'm on he board for a woman ran NPO. We do absolutely nothing but talk about what the organization does and then create social/networking events twice per year with a few drips and drabs about how we're empowering POC.It's all very Graeberesque and depressing. Sadly I don't care though- it's an easy paycheck.
>>538831038>I'm Trans BTWDoubt
>>538828409>Actual woman here. Femanon, if you will. Let me tell you what women actually find attractive:Didn't read, CUNT.
>>538826087Skill issue! I got in just fine, my recruiter was a middle aged Asian man
>>538828409This was funny but not very effective bait because white girls absolutely despise Indians lol
>>538830004As a fellow high function autist I agree with you. Also I hate women
>talking to women everproblem solved
>>538826087>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!">College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*>Working life: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"
>>538826087I used to love being able to hire for my own store. Any name on a resume that sounded black or immigrant...oh they aren't qualified. Lost there application.
>>538827528I see you faggots seething in public these days and it's not even worth my time to laugh at. Failed organism...many such cases. Autistics won
If you claim to be autistic and entering the workforce and are not autistic enough to understand that you can simply pretend to be normie because of how fucking simple it is then you don't have autism ....just a case of the whiny bitch
Like you stupid fucking autistics are somehow not autistic enough to realize that all you need to do is pick one sports team and one common band and maybe one common show and then guess what HR Rusty thinks you're a normal one because you think Big Bang theory is funny.
>>538828093But you do. You're sounding an awful lot like a genocidal maniac right now...not a good look.
>>538831470>please suck off my child ego at my daycare jobfuck you fatass
>>538826208Yeah and thats why I collect welfare and dropped out of working.I tried being a productive member of society but too much is stacked against me
>>538828393You're retarded. No, I will not elaborate until you pay me. You won't? Then stew in it as the world changes around you, fucking animal.
>>538831522>has to make a fake personality for thots>isn't attractive enough for them to ask him for sexngmi, unbased non crazy-dick haver
The cake is a lie XXXXXDDD
>>538831522>going along with retarded cattle bullshitFuck off
>>538826087they’re all jewish there is no shortage of native talent they claim there’s no one fit for the job just to bring more replacements
>>538831614why are you so hateful? no wonder you dont get any pussy. Just ignore the thots, nobody with a brain wants a babylon whore.>"hi can I">no, goodbye
>>538827505those jobs are going to no longer exist within the next couple of years
>>538831894you say that but their welfare subsidized jobs are practically recession proof if you can get full time
>>538826087Never simp to these recruiters. I always leave them on read. Put the money on the table and not some interview vibe check bs. Don’t waste my time.
>>538826208That's a bad thing, autists are some of the best workers.
>>538826208Working is for dumb useless people. Real men become entrepreneurs while leaching off of welfare.
>>538832311Yes.
>>538826087>>538826208>>538827689HR exists to protect companies, it's an arm of the legal department designed to prevent discrimination
>>538831894In a logical free market they wouldn't exist in the first place, but those jobs exist because of the government. It is subsidised welfare for women. These jobs were designed in the 1960's and 1970's to lower the TFR.
>>538832441Yep, this is also exactly why those jobs will never disappear, they are legally necessary. Ever notice how Legal and HR have high offices, lots of paid vacations, and high salaries while the actual engineers and people who work with the products and/or customers are seen as "lower people"? It's because the government makes it necessary and it's essentially to keep Elite Overproduction in check.
>>538828409What is this larp? I am actually a very violent indian (genetically) male. I am pretty sure no woman feels safe around me. Pretty sure indian men moan about taking care of their family as well.
>>538828393>expected to work>work>still starvekek this is capitalism right now retard. you can be uber intelligent, work 40 hours a week with a long commute, and still not be able to afford a house, reliable transportation, and a family. It's impossible on 1 income, and now 2 is starting to become impossible.
>>538831470Pretending to be a normalfag is more degrading than being a literal prostitute.
>>538826208HR is a bullshit job. People in that department couldn't be gainfully employed on any other position and despite this live out a power trip like they hold up their company on their own.>>538828093>You don’t have to do anything. I don’t have to sponsor your existence. Seems pretty fair.Wrong. Someone forced Anon to be born. Why is he to pay for someone else's mistake?>>538828393>>expected to work>>work>>still starve>Welcome to communism.Capicucks not describing modern capitalism when denouncing gommunism challenge (impossible)>You want again a system of terror and misery? Fine, enjoy. You deserve it.You mean like the ones they already live under, considering mass surveillance, police brutality, increasingly feudalist economic structures? They didn't choose it, unlike the bootlickers on here. Who's derserving what?
>>538826087>interview with HRWalk. The interview should be with the hiring manager the person that needs the butt in the seat not HR.
>>538826208Autismos work harder and complain less. Some companies realized this long ago and have policies to hire them over normies that strike.
that's fine, what do i want loser coworkers for?
>>538833884>I analyze sales.>I do devops.>I write code.I sail a boat into the ocean to procure fresh fish in bulk and sell them to markets and resellers.
