I got a job at Walmart as a Digital Shopperwhat am I supposed to do? I hate working and I might be slow so what if they fire me
>>538828787pack my slop wagie. get to it!
are you actually working for Walmart or are you doing it through a third party like Spark or Instacart.
>>538829037I am actually an employee of Walmart.The two department managers are two young black men and one of them seemed to like me a lot in the interview and I was hired on the spot
>>538829268alright good luck
>>538829268Used to run an opd department. Just dont be retarded and you'll be fine. Had women with literal breast cancer who could easily pick at 100.You'll be slow for your first two weeks but you'll pick it up quick.
>>538829368Thank you. I have heard it is almost impossible to be fired as long as you show up because companies are afraid of being sued or something but I think that is more for high paying jobs not minimum wagie jobs
>>538828787Please dont buy the expensive versions of the items your buyers didnt tell you to buy just refund them and let them sort it outIf your buyer wants $10 for 10 oz of smoked salmon dont buy 4 2 oz bags smoked salmon for $15 when he want to pay $10 for 10im not jewish
>>538829475I did hear that number of 100 per hour that sounds like a lot and I heard this job has high turnover rate
>>538828787you work there until you're drafted or destroyed in nuclear fire. it should be within a few months for the draft, probably by the end of this year or the next for all out nuclear war.
>>538829531Yeah, thats not true. There's a process but you can absolutely be fired, as long as your managers arent retards. Honestly, I had a 6 week process. If people couldn't unfuck themselves in 6 weeks, it was on them. Funnily enough, my department ended up like 90% white
>>538828787shut up you fucking fag, you have the easiest job in the whole store and it shouldn't even be allowed in the store because your giant fucking carts left in the middle of the aisle get in the way of the real workers trying to put merch on the shelf.
>>538828787Be a man and get a job in construction as a day labor. If you eat healthy and don’t drink alcohol you’ll end up in the best shape of your life.
>>538829567Maybe 20 years ago that would work but today I think absolutely everything is tracked and quotaized like speed and accuracy >>538829614Getting a job would help me prepare for those because I could get 2nd amendment and potassium iodide
>>538829595Its really not fast at all. You'll easily pick at a rate of 130 before long and you won't be rushing. Most people get fired for attendance or being retarded. But as long as you show up and aren't retarded, you'll be fine
>>538828787you better not falsely report marketside salads are out of stock a 3rd time wagie
>>538829718Sorry to break it to you, but that dept is never going away. There's stupid money to be made there
>>538829475Former coach here OPD isn't a bad walmart gig, the turn over comes from actually getting the orders out to the customers or the days where people call out sick but the orders were placed hours ago so you can't catch up. Walmart also pays pretty good at the salaried level, you'll make engineer money.
Well then. Good fuckin' luck.
>>538829268Based buck.
>>538829567Thats not how that works
>>5388296606 weeks sounds short but I am a white man so I guess I am easy to fire because no lawyer would take my case https://www.foxnews.com/media/nyc-jury-gives-new-equinox-hire-who-showed-up-late-47-times-11-race-discrimination-report
>>538829770because Sharts are the laziest people on the planet and they'd rather pay more money than they used to in order to avoid burning calories.
>>538828787>what am I supposed to do?Imagine that you're shopping for someone else and that they've given you a list of items they'd like you to buy for them. It's probably like that.Also, if you hate working, try working faster, as the time will fly by if you're busy.
>>538829837A month and a half to fix yourself when you're doing shit you're not supposed to is not short
>>538829839Why not just use DoorDash? It seems like such a waste paying someone else to get your stuff for you Some people just don’t work hard enough for dey money
>>538829839You get your steps and reps in working at walmart, especially if you're pulling water/juice pallets with shitty pallet jacks.
>>538829475>Had women with literal breast cancer who could easily pick at 100Because they cheat the pick rate you fucking walmart shill, the job is terrible
>>538829931Yes but I have heard horror stories of people who consistently didn’t work or slept on the job for years before getting fired. Is that more of a corporate or public sector thing?
>>538829837>I am a white manBased if true
>>538829969How do you cheat the pick rate? Did they say they needed accommodations and only had to pick lightweight items?
>>538829839Its insane to me that we pay people to put things on a shelf and then take things off a shelf. Lots of these instore pickups are placed like 12 hours earlier than the delivery time and could literally be picked and packaged at distribution by amazon type robots and shipped to the store/customer directly without a whole layer
>>538830028Take it with a grain of salt.
>>538828787>I hate working and I might be slow so what if they fire mecollect UEbux for 6 months
>>538828787>what am I supposed to do?Depends on your objective.If you're just there to get paid, then do the absolute bear minimum to not get fired. Avoid emotionally engaging as much as you can.If you want career advancement then you should immediately start talking to your manager about how you can advance in the company. Perform reasonably well but make sure that everything you do is all in the pursuit of advancing your position.
>>538829531Not even remotely true in America. Just the opposite in fact. That's more a thing in Europe
>>538829722Hard pass because I don't want to work with insufferable beaners
>>538830028Is it? I think I can do better than this but I could always quit in like 6 months once I have saved enough money since my expenses are less than a couple hundred dollars a month
>>538830087InstaShart customers don't plan 12 hours ahead of time, they sit on their couch wearing SpongeBob pants and poke their phone when they get hungry.
>>538830153>my expenses are less than a couple hundred dollars a monthHoly shit
>>538830163No, I was a coach and lots of people would, their order would be sitting in the system a day earlier. Why are we picking these things when they could literally be shipped from the warehouse?
>>538830087What about impulse purchases?>>538830115But I have not had a job in a long time before this so to qualify I would have to work for at least like 6 or 9 months first then I would have to be laid off or something not my fault for losing job
>>538830072You cheat the pick rate by going to the home screen on your Walmart phone in between the items on the list. When you get to the item you pull the app back up. The app thinks you teleported. You still need to pick 400+ items that shift but you also need to game the rate too. Job sucks.
>>538830210Lots of people live with parents
>>538830290I don’t really understand what you mean but I also have not started yet I assumed it sucked because they needed people in that department so much
>>538830335Yeah like 50% of people under 30, and quite a few older too. Many have never lived alone.>>538830153>my expenses are less than a couple hundred dollars a monthGood man, no reason to burn your labor-tickets up on useless shit.
>>538828787That’s embarrassing if you have a degree.
>>538830290how would this cheat the pick rate. whether you're in the app or not, that doesn't change the length of 1 hour.
>>538828787>digital shoppers (they're all fucking jeets here)>uber jeets>door dash, other remote food delivery services I never, and could never use these. Fucking dirty fucks aren't touching my food, as if I'd trust them.
>>538829268>Black men hired meYou're either brown or a woman. Fuck off!
>>538828787Why’s the Walmart symbol just a Star of Remphan “David” turned into some Comic Sans bullshit
>>538830482Yes I hate working so the less I spend on bread and circuses the less I must work Even if I invested every dollar of my salary in the stock market it would only give me a few hundred dollars a year
>>538828787>what am I supposed to do?shouldn't you know this before you apply?you receive orders online and bundle them up for the customer to pick up or the delivery nigger to ship out.
>>538830563This is Walmart’s own app and ordering service not a third party independent contractor setup >>538830574I am a white man and I am not Jewish or transgender
>>538828787that bar is low, only way you're getting fired is stealing something.
>>538830601I read something about people quitting Walmart by going after a shoplifter and then getting fired >>538830210I think he posted about it
>>538830581>Why’s the Walmart symbol just a Star of Remphan “David”Because that's what Corporate wanted. Maybe it's just supposed to resemble a flower
>>538830676But the policy is you only get up to 5 points per 6 months before you are fired and even showing up 11 minutes late is half a point
>>538830153It's unironically a good thing to have a job.Reliably show up on time, be sober, try to do the work properly and don't do retarded shit and you're already in the top 50% of employees.A big company like Walmart unironically would have plenty opportunity for people they know they can rely on once they get to know you.Good luck anon.
>>538830817If it doesn’t pay enough to afford an apartment and you are just making lazy rich boomers lives slightly easier by depriving yourself of sleep it doesn’t seem good to meI will try to do it for a few months so I have an emergency fund but I don’t know if I will be able to bear it any longer than that
>>538830809walmart attendance is extremely lenient compared to big boy jobs. PPTO (sick time, effectively) builds fast enough that it's a non-issue
>>538830943that's all the job needs to be>hint hint>for everyone not a nepo baby/STEM/fed it's strugglebus/constructiontrades until you find a cushy enough admin positionthats the best most in america can hope for, if you accept that at 23 instead of 33 you will be happier and richer for it
>>538831052So I get paid to not show up? Do I need a doctors note?If I quit with sick time saved up do I still get paid for them?
>>538831117Those cushy admin jobs seem unobtainable for a white man without connections
>>538829268What the hell is a digital shoper?
>>538828787>Digital ShopperHuh?
>>538828787Im more of a Target shopper
>>538831188You scan items and then put them in a box together for a customer who ordered it online then put it in their car in the parking lot
People who do the soccer mom thing where you pull up and the worker puts the groceries in the trunk.
>>538828787Congrats. Use them to get your degree.
>>538831277I will profit from it a little bit but I think this job should not exist as only extremely severely disabled people should even think of using this service
>>538831257Sounds comfy.Hows it pay?
You're supposed to get a job in fast food or the restaurant industry to have easy access to hot girls
>>538830943You are not going to be paid much at the start because you do not know much and are therefore not worth being paid much.So nigs, drug addicts, zoomers addicted to instant gratification and other lowlifes get stuck at level 1 and say man fuck this shit after a few months because they are unable to long term plan and understand that reputations are earned over time.Yes it is unfair on those of us who have a go and yes we are making rich fucks richer but that's the way of things I'm afraid and once you know a bit and are useful to the company, you'll be surprised how quickly bosses will be open to paying you more and how they can even stand by you when you face adversity. So best to suck it up and let Goldstein take his cut so you have a chance of being able to provide for a family yourself some years in the future. You're aiming to move up. Better that than whinge about it like a lazy commie retard.And if they don't appreciate you, take what you've learned and go elsewhere.You sound young so you have time to build yourself up which is the biggest advantage of all really. Well, except for having rich connected parents. That's the biggest advantage really. But still, being young and having time is good too.Then make greentext shitposts about your waging on here.
>>538831361Its too fast paced for disabled people.
>>538828787Write "nigger" on the whiteboard
>>538828787>what am I supposed to do?Just ask your boss this question and I guarantee you will be given some task immediately.If you are talking about in terms of life, you should likely give up because you are on a garbage Internet image board website infested with manipulative robots and you are asking this place for advice at a minimum wage job at one of America's largest corporate parasite stores that sell American citizens Chinese products at the lowest possible cost while their own employees get on welfare. Actually yeah that's what you should do you should apply for welfare.
>what am I supposed to do?Show up. Your manager will show you what to do.>I hate workingEveryone does>I might be slowYou will improve. Just don't deliberately slack off.>what if they fire meThen you go looking for a new job. In the mean time, they haven't fired you, so you might as well try.
Just digital shop. It’s easy
>>538830275Then put in a modest effort for 6 months and then quiet quit. It's fucking Walmart, the bar cant be that high. You can't get denied UEbux unless you quit voluntarily or do something completely retarded like call someone a nigger or punch your coworker
>>538831429Just above minimum wage>>538831431That might get you sex but I doubt it will get you a long term relationship >>538831594This may have been true 30 years ago but unless your parents are rich there is absolutely no guarantee of a career that is able to support a family not to mention she can just steal all your stuff with divorce at any time. I think NEETS and MGTOW are right If you work hard you are a sucker unless you are working hard while volunteering to build a men’s domestic violence shelter or something https://epic.org/jury-finds-meta-and-google-negligent-in-landmark-social-media-addiction-case/A 17-year-old named Kaley sued Google and Meta, claiming their social media platforms were designed to be addictive and caused her mental health issues, resulting in a jury awarding her $6 million in damages. This case is significant as it highlights the responsibility of tech companies for the impact of their platforms on young users' mental health
>>538831947But if you quiet quit won’t they put you on a performance improvement plan or something before they fire you so they can leave a paper trail to cover themselves before they fire you
>>538831985>A 17-year-old named Kaley sued Google and Meta, claiming their social media platforms were designed to be addictive and caused her mental health issues, resulting in a jury awarding her $6 million in damages.You can get addicted to anything.
>>538831985Plenty of people have ended up dating and even marrying people they've met at their restaurant gigs, it's no different from meeting people anywhere else, you'll click with some girls and other girls will just be superficial quick lays.
>>538832093You can't be denied for poor performance. Performance improvement plans are just HR bullshit large employers do hold lower level managers accountable and protect themselves from wrongful termination lawsuits.
>niggas making money on places like Etsy "casting spells" There really is a suckers born every second.
>>538832209But it won’t pay enough to give your children a decent life and she could ruin your life whenever she feels like it >>538832257Doesnt it also protect from unemployment too?
>>538832330>But it won’t pay enough to give your children a decent lifeOnce you meet a girl and things start to get serious you begin looking for jobs that pay better or you start going to college for some degree that'll get you a nice job with decent pay.>and she could ruin your life whenever she feels like itthat's every woman
>>538831985Dont be too blackpilled, young anon.There never were any guarantees.And social media promotes the very worst of women. They aren't all like that.
>>538832330>Doesnt it also protect from unemployment too?Not unless you do something stupid that would constitute misconduct.
>>538828787I would only order stuff using a virtual shopper if I could control their movements
>>538832475>>538832477I am not blackpilled I am realistic. Jobs have not paid enough for housing for years >>538832517Working extremely slow for the last month before you are fired when you were working fast for the first six months doesn’t count as misconduct? Doesn’t Walmart track scan speed for this job?
>>538828787your job is to walk around pushing an obnoxious extra-large cart and get directly in the way of every single customer you come across. have fun taking orders from a 29 year old 87IQ sociopath. might even be a nigger or a 4'8'' woman. who knows
