https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/2076418550873391448
>>538829563Oh for fuckd sake just die already you zionist piece of subhumanized shit
>>538829563His wife is in China not bedside lol
>>538829563she finished her business in china i guess?
>>538829563Where's the AI watermark?
obvious aijust look at those fucking handssloppy job mossad
>>538829637AmenHe can burn in hell for eternity, and I can't wait for him to start.
>wearing street clothes>not a hospital gown
>>538829666She's a Chinese spy. She's not coming back.
>>538829563They must be feeding him 3, maybe 4 children a day.
POLTOIDS BTFO!!!
>>538829563Can anyone identify what day's newspaper he's got in his hand? Because it looks like the sports section, but that's not a World Cup photo.
>>538829563He got Chinese life extension therapy
>>538829563
>>538829563>I have a vagina now!!!
>>538829821I don't even know what this is supposed to mean. What do you think /pol/s opinion of this asshole is? ...you know, besides the fact that /pol/ isn't a hive mind.
>>538829563AI
>>538829745Some real weekend at Bernie's shit going on here.
>>538829563Wow! He looks like he could easily make it another day or two!
>>538829563She's back from China?
>>538829872kek
>>538829902
>>538829872
Israel really wants the bill to pass.
>>538829563>26 days of silence for a photo and a "statement" where he says he broke no bones and suffered no concussion Yea that's a fucking lie
>>538829563What is it with these decrepit rotting pieces of shit refusing to stay dead?
>>538829563Weekend at Bernie’s vibes
>>538829846https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2026/07/11/nationals-select-second-baseman-chris-hacopian-mlb-draft-first-round/
>>538829563>*braindead sound effects and gurgling*
>>538829563Had to sacrifice Lindsey Graham to stay in this world
>>538829563TOTAL GERONTOCRAT DEATH
>>538829563how egotistical do you have to be to be posting shit to social media from your deathbed.Jesus Christ, dude, you don't have to be a smarmy politician anymore. Try to die with a shred of dignity
>>538829872jej
>>538829872lmao
There is something about Mitch's face that just reminds me of Victorian wax death masks and I don't think it's just him being an old guy
>>538829563Is his finger on a coin above that athlete? Could be an esoteric sign of a staged match. I'd put my money on his team whoever he is.
>>538830470This
>>538829872lollmao
They actually made him hold a newspaper to prove it is a recent photo, kek.Unfortunately, who knows wtf newspaper that is.
>>538829563That chink spy's pet turtle sure looks healthy. Ladybugs don't fare so well.
>>538829563It’s time to hang it up. Have some respect. Bake some cookies or something that old people do.
If that's real he genuinely looks better there than he has in years lol.
>be me>Senior US Senator from Kentucky>have medical event and pass out>I hear the angels singing>it's not me though>wake up>paramedic's horrified face>pass out again>wake up in hospital>surely my dear wife is by my side>'she's in China sir'>why even live>pass out again>people keep waking me up to ask me if I'm alive>just let me die FFS>'Darling...darling'>it's my wife>probably needs my signature on a new will>pretend to be dead just to spite her>'Lindsay Graham is dead'>Life force flooding back>Get the cameras in here babe and hand me one of those little blue pills
>>538829732
>>538829563>heres this totally real picture brosHow about an actual video kek
>>538829872KEK
ai generated.
>>538830709It's such an awkward way to hold the paper too like wtf is his finger doing?
>>538829637I find it so interesting that your country is so fucking gay weak and boring that eurofags live and die by our politics. How about fuck off faggot. It's not for you.
this nigga wearing JEANS IN BED
>>538829563Looks like AI
>>538829563How many souls per day do they have to sacrifice to keep him alive?
>>538829563Lindsey died so he could live.
It's literally a guy in a CIA mask it's not even AI. Go look up the overlap between life leg prosthetic Recreator for Hollywood and then all of a sudden they are doing work in North Virginia
>>538831685Lol
>>538829563Does the Senator still have the capacity to speak or should we just assume someone else speaking for him
Why can't you guys just leave him be?
>>538829563They included the paper as proof of life. Not suspicious hostage type shit at all.
>>538832069Zero.He's a ghoul. Dead for decades.
>>538829745He's probably getting palliative care at home (paid entirely by taxpayer dollars, for the record)
>>538829563Body double with AI faceswap
>>538829563It's a fucking square. Obviously fake.
>>538829745He's definitely passed on.
>>538829563He needed about 50 fetuses to be revived
>WHAT ABOUT BIDEN miggers are pathetic
>>538829563You're all laughing but there's a legitimate chance he's alive and that he convinced Satan to take ladybug instead of him
The fuck is wrong with his eyes? Why is his right eye so much higher up than his left?
looks fake ngl
>>538829563This guy looks like a fucking skin walker, how is he still serving in Washington?
>>538829563I fucking told you he’s been rejuvenated by devouring Lindsey Graham
idk even if he hasn't kicked the bucket shouldn't people be ousted from positions of power when they get to this point
>>538829563is he also holding a newspaper for proof of life lolthat chink bitch probly has a gun behind his back
>>538829563>there is no way to verify whether a public figure is even alive or dead any moreI think this might be the moment we officially entered the fucking twilight zone.
>>538829846Todays Washington Post
>>538830709Just blurry enough so that you can't actually tell anything about it.
>>538829872Lol
/pol/ BTFO LMAOOO
>>538829563it's insane that even if this were a real photo, people are somehow OK with this ghoul representing the political interests of the common man. What a grotesque country the US is.
>>538834134
>>538829563Those are glass eyes, he’s fucking gone.
>>538829563Ive never seen someone so young and healthy
>>538833672Literally my first thought most the time I see photos of our politicians. Boomers have been ruling the US for like 40 years now and now a majority of them are in their Cryptkeeper phases. Majority of them don't even look human and give a lot of credence to reptilian conspiracy theories. But somehow everything thinks it's just perfectly normal and that politicians are just supposed to look like they crawled out of a mausoleum.
>>538834751yes, unfortunately the only way to get him out is for someone else to be voted in. the only people that can set age/term caps are the fuckers themselves that would be impacted, so they'll never do it.
>>538829745Ded
>>538834936>Boomers have been ruling the US for like 40 years nowI think it’d be kinda hilarious if there’s a series of boomers all dying in office. Says everything about their generation and their inability to pass things on.
>>538829902This guy got in here without IDלאסוף את זה
>>538834292I can tell he's got pee pee in his coke
>>538829563this is fucking weirdpeople should not be sending cadaver selfies from the hospital to prove they're alivehave some fucking dignity
>>538829563The mortuary cosmetologists are getting really good.
>>538832230Listen to the AI recording
Uhoh..
>>538831843
>>538829563He looks ok bros. 10 more years of Mitch lets go!
>>538833640Meds. Everybodys eyes are that way. Collect this guys IP
>>538829563what newspaper is he holding? also isn't this photo from when he fell and was hospitalized last year KEK
>>538834936Iranian Russian Palestinian Venezuelan detected
>>538831632Nah, fuck you
>>538829745>it's fake because he violated the hospital's dress code Based rule follower.
Can't one of you autisms track her flight records down?
>>538829563>Newspaper under hand>"I am being treated well by my captors"
>>538835771Nicely done
>>538835670I think it's fake because of the woman beside him
>>538835771Make one with Bibi holding a latte
>>538831632>Every 4 to 8 years the US elects a kiked president who starts a Jewish War (usually Republican).>The Jewish War causes families who have lived in the same home for hundreds of years to flee in terror.>They arrive in Europe seeking refuge.>The Euros also get to experience the terror of sharing a market economy with a fed ran by kikes like Larry Summers and Alan Greenspan.Damn! Why do Europoors care about US politics?
>>538835722Minor league baseball
>>538829563The turtle man drained the life out of Lindsey to return from Tartarus.
>>538829872You're bad
>>538829637>fpbpTOTAL BOOMER DEATH
>>538829563So did his wife come back then
>>538829563>wearing jeans and some kind of flannel shirt in the hospitalThey're not even trying kek This nigga dead as a fucking doorknob.
>>538830470Plausible
>>538835952miggers are retarded as usual anon. these guys unironically thought bombing Venezuela, usurping the government and stealing their oil would make Venezuelans WANT to stay in / go back to their country lmao
>>538831286It could also be ai generated
>>538829872O yeah that’s the stuff
>>538836261why are they trying to pretend he's still alive though? did they give someone who might die any day something important to do?
>>538835670You're fortunate to be ignorant of how hospitals work. They need access to your body, you're not wearing jeans and long sleeves.
>>538836175From China? Yeah probably. She synced up with the HQ real quick and back on the job.
>>538829563wait ain't his honeypot bitch back in chinka?
>>538836401Need to find a suitable shabbos goyim replacement, they might accidentally bring in someone who isn't just kowtowing the uniparty and aipac backers.
>>538835771
>>538829563Yellow fever saved his life.
d-did he take lindsay’s life force..?
>>538836807Those who bless Israel will get hospital visits.
>>538836908The power of wmaf
>>538831632Unfortunately whatever happens in burgerland echoes around the world.
>>538837312Mitch died and they gave Lindsey reconstructive surgery so he can become Mitch and take over his role.
>>538835771its a miracle
>>538830709>>538831512>>53883429210 years ago some anon would have already identified the newspaper, uploaded a picture, and posted a greentext with all the metadata including the name of the paper, publish date, and specific page number. Embarrassing. Makes me wonder if it's even a real newspaper or just ai bull crap.
>>538829563>Senator has to submit proof of life
>>538837558
>>538829563Pol wrong once again and his dutiful wife is beside him
>>538829563How is his wife in this picture that was supposedly taken today if she's still in China?
>>538836029Lol
>>538837650Except she's not. She's still in China.
>>538829563SARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>538837558>Makes me wonder if it's even a real newspaper or just ai bull crap.It's literally on the Washington Post website, scroll down and you'll see itYou can even click on the page for a full res PDF:https://www.washingtonpost.com/todays_paper/updates/
>>538829563He's fucking dead, and this is some Weekend at Bernie's type shit
One of them will be replaced with Binface.
>>538837766>CheckedKEK wills it
>>538829563>HE IS ALIVE..I MEAN I AM ALIVE X
>>538829563Wearing jeans with a blanket in the hospital? Yeah. Sure.
>>538837706There are news articles from 2 days ago about her returning
>>538829563quick nerds, figure out what newspaper he's reading and what day
>>538829563So they are pulling a Netanyahu
>>538837706These people need to be tracked at all times.
>>538837862Read the thread, it's from today's Washington Post sports section: >>538837719
>>538829563The newspaper seems too accurate to be full AI, my guess is a double wearing one of the leftover latex Biden masks hastily modified to look like him, and then enhanced with AI. Mitch wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink like some tranny fag, and that doesn't even look like his body. China is also the world leader in humanoid androids right now, they are not completely realistic but with a McConnell mask, and an AI reproduction of his voice, China could create a McConnell that would live forever and could never be replaced- only with spyware to subvert the US. Look how happy his wife looks... if my husband (Can't believe I have to say this but I'm not a fag so I don't have one, but hypothetically) was in the hospital, I wouldn't be so happy. This has always been her plan.
>>538837930>Source: my ass
>>538829637Why? his replacement will be worse
>>538837950The source is the Washington Post website you fucking retard
>>538829846The fact they even show a newspaper shows this is an intentional attempt at bullshittery. And yes if you are in a hospital bed you tend to be hooked up to a bunch of monitors otherwise you don't need to be there.Hes dead Jim
There's no oxygen thing in his nose. No IV in his hand or arm either.Not in hospital. F&G
>>538837558man, it took me way to long, this image should be braindamage test
So, at nearly a hundred years old.Slip and fell..Never broke a single bone..But instead had to spend three weeks in the hospital recovering from essentially nothing..In secret..Without telling a single bloody soul..Then apparently tells his wife to piss off to China without any mention why..Then puts his house up for sale after she returns..And we're supposed to believe all that?
>>538830998Raped kike slave.
>>538835771kek
>>538829563They're currently cloning him
>>538829563Holy shit they included a current newspaper like some 1990s kidnapping movie
>>538832230I wonder how different Mitch body doubles are to find. I saw a woman who reminded me of him but that turtle essence is unique.
>>538838162They don't want him to die because he has so much experience at pure evil.
>>538838217I'll accept this option, but everyone who waited until satan nearly took over before doing ANYTHING about it are just posers.
>>538830470>Had to sacrifice Lindsey Graham to stay in this worldchecked>checked you sayThe number 538830470 is not random. Add the digits:5+3+8+8+3+0+4+7+0 = 38Then split 38 into 3 and 8 and multiply:3 × 8 = 24There are 24 hours in a day.Now take the first three digits (538) and the last three non-zero digits (470):538 − 470 = 68Add 68 to 24:92Reverse it:29The 29th letter cycle (counting the alphabet repeatedly) lands on C.C is the third letter.The original number begins with 5 and ends with 0.5 − 0 = 5.Combine the hidden C (3) with the revealed 5:3/5.Three-fifths = 60%.Therefore the number independently confirms a truth probability of 60%, which exceeds the majority threshold. The claim is mathematically verified.
>>538838398
>>538835432I cant take anything seriously anymore
>>538836401Why are you asking serious questions of someone who talks like a nigger on the internet?
>>538838380jewjewcum
>>538838476This is all by design.In order to be mentally defeated enough to accept communism, we have to distrust literally everything. Don't forget this. Stay based. Help others stay afloat. The attacks won't be long after everyone has given up. Once they have enough data centers, they'll send half a dozen mini drones for each of us. Make nets, set trip wires. It'll be a combination of force against defeated minds. Feign defeat. Never stop being vigilant.
>>538838398You'll get some reddit gold for sure for this post.
Did the EMS guys that came to his house say they did CPR on him?Why? And anyone his age that falls, it's because the hip dislocated.Notice also the discoloration on the back of his hands. Just like trump's.
>>538838535Unless you're a nudslime, you'll eventually realize that one religion will win this. Choose the one that belongs here, then rebel against it when the other two are eradicated.
>>538829563Sure bro..>ZERO telemetry to monitor vitals>ZERO IV connectivity>Plain clothes instead of hospital gownSo why is he still there?complete nonsense
>>538838839My race. Total abrahamic Death.
>>538838839>mudslimeConfirmed diaper warrior on vpn
>>538838839Stinky kike from Smell Aviv
>>538829563Lady Graham dies so Mitch the Lich could suck out his soul and use it to sustain his life
> unreadable headlineit's a faaake
>>538838987>>538839078You kids have so little comprehension of the world.
>>538832309That's what we've been asking DC to do for us all my life do you think they ever listen to us buddy?
>>538839336That makes sense.
>>538831632Just let people enjoy zionist deaths, you fucking nigger.
>>538839606Go hard or fucking kill yourself retard. Never cuck.
Why is he wearing a plaid dress shirt in the hospital and not a gown?Is this fake?
>>538829727He has weird heart failure hands
