tl;dr I'm not dead I totally posted this I swear
>>538830460Kek he died last Wednesday in the ICU. You don’t come back from brain death.
Just a totally cool not dead dude.
>>538830460Why can’t these fuckers just retire and live out the rest of their lives in peace?
he's holding today's paper
>>538830562My Chinese wife is totally not holding me upright while my eyes stare in two different directions.
I'll believe it when I see videos of him in public
>>538830612Baal demands results.Baal is not easily sated.
>>538830654It’s AI. You can’t come back from brain death.
>>538830655>four weeks in the hospital for minor injuries
>>538830460When asked from bus deathbed he was reported to have said >grrrrkguuuuurgrrrk
>>538830562LEL THE NEWSPAPER AS PROOF OF LIFE INTERNET SCHIZOS JUST WONT GIVE EM A BREAK
>>538830553Brain death isnt real, its just something hospitals tell families so they can sell their loved ones organs
>>538830562>in the hospital without a gown on nor any IV drip and monitors to keep track of vitals>just causally lying down in causal warethey dont bother trying to make it look real, they know 90% of people are too retarded to even notice the very bare minimum of incongruency of this photo.>yes this my husband, i come back from taiwan in hours to take photo and leave again
>>538830612I think they’re afraid of death, and for good reason.
I'm surprised they didn't add 16-fingers bibi to the pic.
>>538830553>You don’t come back from brain death.Unless you sacrifice another life to Moloch.
>>538832000I will never get tired of this webm.
>>538830612politicians go into it for power and money and thats not something that you just give up once you have it.
>>538830460He is in the hospital in his street clothes completely unmonitored?
>>538833097and apparently his wife that immediately flew to china when he died came back upon his recovery
>>538830460There were reports from doctors and nurses that they saw Mitch jogging around the hospital. It appears /ourguy/ is on the mend and doing better than ever!
>>538833240SOMETIMES MIRACLES DO HAPPEN PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
>>538832000Well ive never seen such an alive netanyahu!
>>538833190she had to do her full debrief
>>538830460Do a press conference. Invite a few different news sources.
Any of the betting sites let you bet on whether he's alive or not? It's easy fucking money.
Nobody except retards believes that's him or that he's still alive.
The just pulled some skin-type covering over this
>"or otherwise vacates"Legally I can make $15,000 absolutely free right now god it's so tempting.
Aug. 4 is the critical day. Die before that and a special election is required by law - and Massie becomes Senator.
>>538830654Yeah like a fucking hostage
>>538832000he's so cool...
>>538835703Damn, the sports section of the AI Post needs a more legible font.
>>538830683BAAL*Who did he eat to stay alive with a name like that
>>538835703>hell's not so bad when you have friends!
>>538834984Remember they pretended Ginsberg was alive for months after she permanently disappeared from public view and totally wasn't dead.
He forgot to say he's not suicidal, not that it matters
>>538830678>Rich and Rarry
>>538830460I wonder if AIPAC are madly scrambling to find a body double for Turtle.
>>538830553He looks great! Not brain dead!
>>538830460Obvious AI
I've never seen such a lively man
>>538838060This. They will keep the turtle on ice and stall with shitty AI proof of life pics.
>>538830460I don't get it, why couldn't he do a simple livestream?Would it be impossible for a real journalist to go to the hospital and see if he is actually functional or not?
>>538830562So Kool sitting there with his Handler
