The Onion will keep chasing Jones’ property. Collins thinks they will soon get control of the Austin, Texas, studio Infowars once used. Some families can’t wait for that day. Collins said that Robbie Parker, whose daughter died at Sandy Hook, plans to readhis bookabout fighting Jones while dealing with so much grief. Alex needs to pay for his actions until he has nothing left
>>538840405Sandyhook elementary was condemned due to mold in 2008.
>>538840405alex jones forever on the hook.monthly payments forever!
>>538840480There are no credible records of the school being condemned, closed for mold (or any other reason), or out of service in 2008 or in the years leading up to 2012.
Revenue? For performing the same hack parody?
>>538840542A completely normal reaction to a totally legitimate event. Think of all the family tears. One billion is not enough!
>>538840405Who do these people believe are going to visit their website?
>>538840405its weird how they are the ones who seem like unhinged obsessive losers
>>538840405if the article isn't about their viewership it's because they had none.
>>538840704fuck alex jones.he lost like the sucka loser he is.
a LOT of infoCOPE in the thread alreadyhaha
https://infowars.com/The don't seem to have content.
>>538840542the muslims who said way worse about 9/11 didnt pay a dime.
>>538840721they're still operating under the assumption that leftists will patronize businesses for ideological reasons.
>>538840775Cringe
>>538840405$100k? Aren't they supposed to get five billion or something? Come on Tim that's an insult
>>538840572There are no credible records of the school ever existing to begin with.
>>538840778Because this is the actual site. That site is supposed to redirect to this one. Dunno why it's broken.https://theonion.info/
>>538840775>>538840758excuse me faggot do you have brain damage? you really act like it.somebody will love you someday, unless they get to know you.
>>538840813cope answer.>>538840806>>538840823infocope in effect.
>>538840405who cares we all know sandy hook was fakedaily reminder that sandy hook is the only school shooting that never had pics of dead kids posted one 4chan, ever. and kikes LOVE posting that shit.
>>538840405So the shootings really were fake. I'm 100% convinced now.
>>538840819Why the fuck did they take over the site and then not use it?
>>538840780Because jews actually did do 9/11, you retarded mutt.And the "people" who did the whole "nobody died on 9/11" thing were all well-poisoning kikes like Nico Haupt.
>Robbie Parkernever forget
>>538840912Early on it did redirect because I went there myself when I first heard about the buyout. I don't know why the redirect is broken now.
>>538840872>all "evidence" sealed away for decades until after we're all dead>Lanza's DNA not even on the gun he supposedly usedhow convenient
>>538840758How are the tears of some reverse-orphans worth a BILLION dollars? LmaoAnd then handing his show over to a jew-run parody website is just to insult him.Reckon Alex flew too close to the mark so they made an example of him. Sandy Hook was one of the early glow ops that got exposed in the age of the internet. Have to squash that kinda thing good!
lmaoinfowarriors are MAD again!guiys the FEMA camps are REAL again!guiys the Y2k nukes are on their way still!
>still caring about jones in 2k26almost as bad as caring about like sam hyde or tim poole
Alex Jones is a retard, but The Onion is run by absolute fags. So I'm conflicted.
>>538840405>grief>get gov. money>it was a false flagthese kikes faggots are demented asf
>>538840405They did that one skit like 2 months ago then pretended this whole thing didn't happen.
sandy hook didnt happen
>>538840572>There's no credible recordsSandy Hook was fake and gayAlex Jones is Bill Hicks. He's a limited hangout agent. The lawsuit is fake and gay. It's all fake and gay.
>>538840542Good
>>538841534They are the same team of faggots Even 100iq normie retards could have lead and investigation to crack this thing open by now if it wasn’t a death sentence from the Jew mafia The whole point is to offer you fake friends that lead you in circles someone you think is on your side but isn’t Get the message? It’s not even a secret anymore who runs this hell hole
>>538840926Tfw your 8 year old daughter was just violently murdered
the onion is for faggotssandy hook is a hoax
>>538841908jews are not peopletkd
>>538841908Correct and true
>>538840405Great! Maybe next they can do a deep dive into why the feds to this day still report 0 deaths in 2012 in newtown, CThttps://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/8tabledatadecpdf/table-8-state-cuts/table_8_offenses_known_to_law_enforcement_by_connecticut_by_city_2012.xls
>>538840721Theyre being funded like every media org ever has been. (Including infowars). Propaganda is not made for direct profit
>>538840405They are starting to look like assholes.
>>538840405>a billion dollars for hurt feelingsPossibly the most jewish court case in human history.
>>538840405good for them fuck jones
we live on a zoo farm
>>538841830This is a fact and a half.
>>538842479except it wasn't just hurt feelings, Jones whipped up an army of mentally l freaks harassing the families
>>538842665Still not worth a billion dollars. All of those reverse-orphans were perfectly fine. Then they rubbed his nose in it by giving his flagship show to a fake news parody some. He clearly drew attention to something the glowies would rather have had slip under the radar.
>>538840405>The OnionHas sucked since the left Madison, and they weren't much to brag about before that except maybe Jim's Journal.
>>538840926This is up there with Michael Brown's sister telling rioters to go burn down the suburbs instead of the inner city, or the kid from Covington high school being defamed. The gall of CNN staff is fucking unbelievable (Kaitlan Collins is a hot piece of ass though, damn).
>>538840926This is the extent of your evidence? Pathetic loser
>>538840405I watched the first episode and it wasn't funny at all. Why would anyone donate money to Tim to go to people who are already getting eleventy quadrillion dollars in free money from Alex Jones??????
>>538840405Sandy Hoax
>>538840405Imagine still believing SH happened. It was Obama's big gun grab moment hoax.
>>538840405Libtard comedy is dead
>>538842854That alone should make you question everything more closely.That guy has not had his daughter murdered. (Or if he has, he clearly isn't upset about it which is even more troubling.)He is clearly acting for the cameras.And yet the TV uncritically presents this as a grieving parent. Even though it is clearly not that, whatever it is.If that's too heavy for you and you are afraid to follow the necessary logical implications of it, then that's cowardly. But lots of people are comfortable apathetic cowards these days so you're at least in the majority there.But to try to tell us to not believe our eyes and attacking the people prepared to say what that is and what it is not makes you complicit in evil.
>>538840405So that's why Alex faked his death and there's an imposter pretending to be him
>>538840778its kinohttps://www.youtube.com/live/mZXxXsKF4H0?si=-WhuQYBU9WVlJyyU&t=1817
>>538840572because you deleted them? that was so obviously fake
>>538842248they claim they put it on a separate line. there should be an asterisk and they counted it separately.it was obviously fake though
>>538840819kek the ads
>>538840405This shit is so cringe. Tim and Eric show was barely funny at times, but this is less funny than Sam Hyde, who is a deeply unfunny man.And you post it here. Like it matters. I doesn't. You don't matter.
>>538840405What’s the likelihood that this is just some libtard money laundering scheme?
>>538841047because Jones made a billion dollars slandering them
>>538840405Wtf did he even say or do that allowed them to rape him in court like that?
>>538844244https://play.hbomax.com/movie/2a7cfc7b-0bb9-41a3-afad-228efdd051a6
>>538840819it doesnt redirect because the onion doesnt actually own infowars, theyre just claiming they own it because they lie about everything
Sandy vagina was a high-end left-wing FBI ADL joint venture to try to ban AR-15s and other semi-automatic weapons across the hall of the United States. It was their big push to control society it was incredibly well put together but they didn't count on several other factors they fucked up.
>>538842854>extent of your evidencehe wasn't even the only parent laughing on camera within a few days, and that video isn't even the most bizarre one. Who remembers Wayne Carver?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5yJuGe-1kA
>>538842854Cry. The whole thing was fake and gay bitchnigger
>>538843348Wouldn't be the first time.
I don't care about sandy hoax. It was fake and gay
>>538840572>There are no credible records of the school being condemned, closed for mold (or any other reason), or out of service in 2008 or in the years leading up to 2012halbig made a simple requesthe wanted to see the maintenance requests leading up to the alleged massacrethe requests for doors to be fixed, light bulbs to be changed, toilets to be unplugged, etcthe state was never able to come up with any. that's because the school wasn't operatingjust like everyone could see from the photos where there was mold, swelled doors from water damage, wrong numbers on doors, etchalbig called sysco and asked them where they were delivering the food for sandy hookit was to a different school about nine miles away from the place where the alleged massacre took placehalbig asked the sysco lady how she could be sureshe responded that she was looking at it on their systemhalbig asked for a screenshot and got itsandy hook was fakethis will eventually come out
>>53884520521:40 https://www.bitchute.com/video/MCP6QaDJXliQ/for those of you who don't recognize this computer system, it's an as/400, also known by many other names like iseriesit is a very expensive, very boring "midrange" ibm system for extremely boring companies like syscothis is exactly the kind of stuff sysco would actually havethis is the most legit possible screenshotplease think about why the delivery address would be that of a school several miles away
>>538845205It doesn't matter at this point. Anyone who is capable of knowing that the government is full of shit knows Sandy Hook was a hoax. Everyone else will not be convinced no matter what comes out.
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>>538845533the current government would do a hoax like that, the previous one wouldnt
>>538840405Remember when the onion wasn't Jewish controlled opposition?
>>538845765it’s the same government newfaggot
>>538845827The guy that started it was always a kike no?
>>538846015>it’s the same government newfaggotnope, in 2025 the government was taken over by criminal syndicates
>>538845765>the previous one wouldn'tIt has done since 1963 at the very least
>>538846162There was a takeover of a criminal syndicate, but it happened much earlier than 2025
>>538846162Oh yeah? Why don’t you give us the QRD big guy
>>538840405fighting Alex jones getting hit harder than the actual killer of their children
>>538846334in 2025 America was overthrown by criminals like Donald Trump and his syndicate of other traitors and criminals. They will now actually do every conspiracy you thought was done under liberalism.
>>538845765Whatever you say kid.
>>538846588crisis actors for instance, weren't real before, but they are now. You can tell by how paranoid the rights mind is, all their fears of the liberals were projections of their own intent. Get ready.
School shootings are mostly orchestrated by government factions as part of a campaign to gin up support for seizing guns. They're doing everything they can to disarm you, limit the size of your next generation, and are importing as many foreign janissaries as possible, all at once. This is coordinated.
I still can't belive alex jones killed all those kids. Sure I like the work he does from time to time, but going into that school and murdering all those children, then gaslighting everyone into thinking it never happened and was a giant government hoax, that was a bridge too far.
>>538846653So blumpf is the head of the syndicate?
>>538846798no hes far too stupid to be that, he is King Theoden basically
>>538846886So who is the head?
>>538845205>>538845507god's work anon.>>538840778>>538840819>>538840912>>538844416the onion has not taken possession of infowars because the court order is currently under appeal.>>538840950you are lying. alex jones decommissioned infowars, put up that "Off Air" page and moved his broadcasts over to alexjoneslive.com. The Onion has never, not even for a second, had control of the site.
>>538847078the head is the ultra rich behind the overthrow of the USA, the people behind project 2025, the oligarchs, the tech elite, are all working together to steal the country from the people and lock them in am AI prison planet control grid.
>>538840572Thanks chatGPT
>>538847158And the left aren’t involved at all? The freedom fighters, if you will?
>>538847340I'm sure the far left will be useful idiots of the master plan, just as planned.
>>538847375Why did they wait until 2025
>>538844244Questioned a government false flag.
>>538847454the plan was being done over the last 30 years, and once they had Trump smashing the overton window right, they were able to get enough supreme court justices in place to be able to carry out the final part of their new world order plans. Alex Jones served as a way to condition the right wing voter base in America to think the left was going to do all this, but they were all of them deceived.
>>538840405the whole thing smells like a satanic culthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2K71gtZk4&ra=m
The Onion relied on mild boomer-tier shock humor and absurdity to function. The world has moved far beyond that point... current shock humor is too shocking for a corporate account to use, and the world is actually absurd now. The Onion's business model is dead, give it 5 years max. I guarantee you they are already panicking. Literally nobody cares about them... I hear them mentioned about as much as Drudge.
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>>538843248The bit after the spontaneous laugh is called "getting into character." It's a Method Acting technique.
>>538844681I do. Also Gene Rosen. And all the parents with connections. And picrel.
>>538840405>heres some money in exchange for your dead kid from over a decade agoThese people are so alien that they thought that would be good optics.
>>538845827I remember when you had to hide in the back room of a particular cafe on State Street to read it in newsprint and laugh your ass off because it was considered so transgressive of lib sensitivities.>>538846054Tim Keck and Jim Sturm were not jews. Kek sold it early to Scott Dikkers, also not a jew. Dikkers sold it to Strong Capital Management. Most very definitely jews.When The Onion went to NYC it stopped being funny. https://en.globes.co.il/en/article-687337> Strong Capital Management, a US asset management company, is launching its presence into the Israeli institutional market. Strong is represented in Israel by the Israeli Center for Institutional Investments (ICII), said ICII CEO Eli More today.
>>538840405How did the onion fall off SO hard? They used to be hilarious.
