There's a brand-new technology that's just been developed and it's AWESOMEIt's called "lying" -- and all the cool kids are using itWith lying, you can now say and write things that AREN'T actually true, but they superficially SEEM like that are, and so you don't have to go through all that messy trouble of actually looking into things and actually getting your facts straight -- you just put on a superficial SHOW of truth and whatever you say just gets automatically taken AS actual truthPretty awesome, huh? And the best part is, it's completely foolproof -- what could possibly go wrong?
>>538842770believing in Lie deadly
I don't have anything in my life I need to lie about. I'f you're lying 24/7 then I'm guessing you're on meds.
>>538842770every time you lie a baby duck dies of starvation
>>538843228>>538843525OMG you two seriously need to compare flags
>>538843631we have. I'm ladyboy from Thailand and other flag is ladyboy from Costa Rica
>>538842770I have a 72” penis and have 10/10 supermodels slurping on it like it was a feeding trough. 16 hours a day, 7 days a week. You jelly brah?
>>538842770Are you Donald Trump?
>>538843687Wow, so that means ladyboys everywhere
>>538842770When you lie, you become a slave to the lie. When you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything to keep your story straight
>>538843789yeah, you should totally become a ladyboy because that's the newest trend. raid your moms undie drawer and see for yourself
>>538842770I never figured out how to do it right. I always get tripped up in loops trying to cover for gaps and can’t sleep easy at night. Also I despise liars because they’re insulting to my ego which takes lies as one big massive spit in my face because liars obviously think I’m stupid.
>>538843228>>538843840
>>538843977No, no, no, you worry too muchJust lie
>>538842770Lying is what separates us from God.
>>538844108God, shmod
>>538844334Ok then. Lies stain your soul.
>>538844466Soul, shmoll
>>538842770It’s not new, and the counter is truth. Also it doesn’t work if you’re retarded
>>538844558But lying is quick and easy and you get to use your imagination as much as you likeIt's pure win
>>538844509Perhaps in your case.
>>538844974Case, shmase
>>538844772But it doesn’t work if you’re retarded
>>538844772People notice over time and when you‘re good at it they will label you a jew.Comes with a hidden cost
