My son was just born. How to prevent him from being an autistic otaku trans furry non-binary leftist antifa incel in this fucked up world?
>>538849056Spend a lot of time with him and don't be an autistic otaku trans furry non-binary leftist antifa incel yourself.T. Father of three boys.
>>538849056you can'tput it back in the womb
>>538849056Make him dig holes and smoke cigarettes.
>>538849056Kids have to be too busy to wind up in gangs, drugs, or leftist faggotry.
>>538849056Where can I get that shirt?
>>538849056Buy him a football.Less time spent on the internet increases his chances of not becoming a radical degenerate failure
>>538849056Stop living in the past unc. You chose to have a child of the future. Let they them fly
>>538849056>How to preventno screenszero.only books for the first 15 years of his life
>>538849056>My son was just born. How to prevent him from being anHave some faith in your kid. The most faggoty teen I know, the father was constantly paranoid about him being gay since he was 2. And didn't show much love, best I can tell. Never worried once about my son... he's turning out alright. I have to tell him to keep a lid on the Nazi shit (not that I disagree, but hide your fucking power level kid).
>>538849056if you're his dad theyre probably easily influenced judging by the sheer amount of twitter buzzwords you crammed into a single sentence. Better hope mom has a brain.
>>538849056it's the year of the fire horse your son is going to be ultra based
>>538849665Get your son a copy of The Pink Swastika. Then he can be proper friends with your buddies son
>>538849056Hope he dies tomorrow
>>538850680>Then he can be proper friends with your buddies sonPretty sure I already know who he will marry, and he's only 13. The girl grabbed his hand and led him into her grandma's sewing room when no one was looking. Cute little blonde girl with freckles. Your insults are pathetic. Nothing you say could make me doubt, kike.
>>538850820Please don't share your pedo prurience on the internet creep
>>538849056Don't vaccinate, at all. It's the cause of autism and all major diseases. Nuclear doses of heavy metals etc. No autism observed in the Amish
Daily reminder that the subhumans here that support hasan piker who has made millions off virtue signaling gaza aren't actually muslims but russian shills using israel/gaza to distract from russia's genocide of UkraineIf there were any actual muslims here they should want hasan piker dead for being a dress wearing faggot
your son is built for BBC
>>538849056Don't let other people raise him. Make it so when he have a problem, you are the one he ask for solutions. Teach him to say to an adult: "you are wrong, I am right".
>>538849759Mums a quantum physicist. Praying he gets her brains my bro.
I'd rather be him some weirdo furry otaku than a soulless normgroid
>>538849056no video games
>>538849243Digging holes works. I grew up digging holes for fun and I'm so hardcore right that I think Hitler was a pussy.
>>538849056I feel lucky. I was in 6th grade or so when Pokemon came out. Only the lame asian kids liked that shit in my grade, but just one year younger and 100% of the kids were jerking off to gay hentai 24/7.
No Thomas the Tank Engine videos or toys.
>>538849056Are freemasons always this faggy looking or is that just this generation, fagmasons, builders of buttsex
>>538849440>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>538850752you shouldn't say things like that
>>538851280>Please don't share your pedo prurienceShut up rabbi. We're going to do it for real this time, but not before tormenting you fucking vampires first.
>>538852066>DARVOevery.single.time; it's a bit obvious
>>538849538This No films, tv or ZOG devices of any kind
>>538849056Raise him in the arctic circle.
>>538849056Pray with him.Jesus Christ will provide guidance.
>>538849665Kids are much closer to nature than depraved and decadent adults.They have racial instinct for birth. Its literally the perversity of modern western liberalism that destroys them.
>>538849056My retarded cousin is having a kid with some questionable latina mutt. Why the fuck would you bring a spawn into today's hellscape? They'll be competing with 6'6 gene edited transhumans, will have no meaningful work, or will just be outright eliminated by ai, displaced by brown hoards, surveilled nonstop, maybe killed by some random climate disaster, and only worsening at a accelerated pace. Fucking selfish idiot
>>538849056Post-natal abortion
>>538852415People have children for their own feels. They don't care about them. Often they will say it's to look after them in their old age or to give their life meaning. They like to use it as a flex on the brave men willing to walk alone. Then they use it as an excuse to cut them off from the Logos because they "don't have a stake in the future"
>>538849056Get the fuck off 4chan and get an real hobby idiot
>>538849056Do not let him play Pokemon or watch anime.
>>538852415>They'll be competing with 6'6 gene edited transhumansIf leftoid zoomers can't afford to have a kid just from fucking, they sure as hell can't afford to gene-edit their kid to be 6'6" and transhuman. My kids are blonde, blue-eyed, and my son is 5'8" at 13 and still growing quickly. I like their odds.
>>538849230This. Kids learn more from your actions than what you tell them.
>>538849056Make sure you get him circumcised immediately
>>538852990>Make sure you get him circumcised immediatelyShut the fuck up kike, you'll regret your nonsense soon enough.
>>538852990
Don't let him use screens.
>>538852942>My, my myTake it to mumsnet roastie
>>538853540Muslims don't circumcise infantsMuslims don't want to boil Jesus in excrement Muslims convert not subvertMuslims hate usurySloppy jpg
>>538849056>autistic otakuI mean, these two things aren't exactly bad. Most of the people in this category live perfectly normal and happy lives. As for the rest, homeschooling. Most of this degeneracy comes from too much exposure to other kids that've been exposed and not raised correctly.
>>538849056I kind of hate you and your son, so beatings.you are a retard and violence is always the answer >Spend a lot of time with himI had a loving father, I don't want to give him away to you pieces of shitnor write a free parenting book for you to rate 7/10eat shit faggot your kid is not yours and is a muttcucked stepfather motherfuckers
>>538849056lmao the only box I don't check is oppressing others with all of these powers combined I become captain planet
>>538849056By being part of his life.
>>538853951I was homeschooled. I resented my father when I shouldn't have for listening to people. hilarious that now you pieces of shit want to homeschool your kids.Enjoy your other set of problems, I hope your kids suffer exponentially greater mentally from isolation and feeling like they are in a prison, and never overcome being autistic retardsif you ask me I wanted to have wrestling introduced to my life as early as possible, as a luxury my poor father couldn't give me that.and a bunch of girlfriends with my teen health from wrestling.wrestling and the catholic church are the way, but watch out for pedos and be grateful for the guidance and wisdom of my comedy posts you subhumansGod the father and Jesus bless you
>>538852153>>538849538I wish gameboys were still a thing. Very limited gaming applications like Pokemon Yellow I think taught me a lot of skills like reading, exploring, inventory management, risk/reward, etc. Playing Legend of Zelda with friends was formative too.Now you can only get kids an ipad with dogshit games or a switch.Maybe i’ll get my kid a gameboy advance someday. I dont want them having a phone.
>>538849056Pay lots of attention to him, while he's a kid and preteen.
>>538854507you should definitely be one of those weird mormons that, programs your kid to watch the cream of the crop cartoons from the 90s, such as pinky and the brainyou have youtube. you've seen what happens from your time up untill nowdefinitely turn your kid into the weird kid with the 90s childhood by investing in old gaming consoles without giving a fuck.it will be like a superpower and he will never understand the 90s political jokes about Clintonwith wrestling, jiu jitsu fools ain't shit my childhood was fucking awesome, dad gave me zelda oot mario64 hot wheels mcdonalds happy meals and I watched golden era cartoon network all of the new things are shit bonus points if you make him work in the coal mines
>>538849056DNS block boards.4chan.org
>>538854507Perfect Dark and moving link around dungeons or riding the horse gave me a don't be a dipshit superpower toolet the indian kids do math and let the liberals give them hormones and toys for girlsI look forward to laughing at the freaks in my old age
>>538854724on the contrary he should save memes explaining shit as treasure do not open until 14th birthday to give him a dating advantage
>>538854687Take your schizo pills already you’re shitting up this thread
>>538854798thread isn't gay enough for you?
>>538849056If you teach him how to properly think using the trivium method, then you'll never have to worry about him becoming retarded.
>>538852990this, girls like normal dicks
>>538849056Animal torture. Make stay outside in rain/storms.Only feed every other day.That's what my parents did to me. I thank them now.1. Every time I pass brown people I say " row up the windows" and I lock the doors.2. I point out interracial couples/children and I mock them.3. I read crime stories from news. Show mug shot of nigros.4. Explain in detail that all colored people what your toys. Then when puberty hits, tell'em their bodies.I sign receipts " heil Hitler, have a nice day".
>>538849056>>538852990Circumcision will remove pleasurable sensation from your son's penis and completely destroy his future sex life. Don't do it if you value his welfare.
>>538849056Limit digital freedom, but provide physical freedom. Make or buy classic things kids find fun like slingshots. Amplify interest in physical things, physical toys and puzzles instead of goyslop software.When you feel video games are appropriate, provide an offline emulation handheld preloaded with games you either like or have been interested in.Read for him, as often as possible. Talk to him.
>>538853768both religions practice circumcision as a foundational tradition stemming from the lineage of Abraham
>>538849056Show some affection to your kid. The most fucked up kids I've seen were those who got zero love from their parents and/or got abused.
>>538850752Based
>>538849056Is that a fucking Air Force jacket ahahahahahaha what the fuck
>>538849056You can’t, unless you keep him at home until he dies. Whoever tells you otherwise they’re lying. People think a “perfect upbringing” will prevent all these things, but it won’t, in fact the stiffer you make your kid’s paradigm the easier it’ll break when they step outside or interact with other people. Striking s balance might yield the best results, but still doesn’t guarantee shit.