reddit moment thread. post your funniest reddit moments
It's 11 a.m.Why aren't you at wörk?
>>538854759I'm a NEET. get back to work, wagecuck. my free handouts don't grow on trees
>>538854759Oh but he is
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>>538854789NAFO got triggered by the mention of Russia in your post, so they are bringing their whole discord to shit on your thread now
>>538854950>>538854950JFC, I would domestically abuse the fuck out of my wife if she even posted on reddit, let alone posted like that
Reading these is sobering. Maybe our deep state ran BBC fetish board isn't so bad after all.
3 minutes in and i genuinely can't read this shit anymore
>>538855156Nobody cares about your fuck buddy
>>538855192remember when they misidentified the boston bomber and the guy killed himself
>>538854759>>538854886Why would you cringe out the entire thread by mentioning these redditor pigs, Anon? That's like ripping a huge fart in a small room. Everyone's disgusted now.
>>538855227That never happened
people make Reddit cringe threads but refuse to name the yankthe American is epitome of Redditdom since Reddit is rooted in the American psyche alone
>>538854707They lack the capacity for abstract thought and need things like this explained to them through capeshit like some retarded parable. Yes the right has these same people. But Hollywood is overwhelmingly left leaning.
s c i e n t i f i c a l l yf e a s i b l e
>>538855157Your BBC Big Bacterial Claws Anon
>>538855189I careA lot
>>538854707I can't read reddit threads. The cringe is physically painful.
>>538854707The Ghost of Kyiev already did that.https://youtu.be/VypZg4eTJgY
>>538855189Don't worry anon, you will get your dick wet one of these days. All else fails, you can always go to Thailand. Even you can't swing and miss there
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>>538855156I don't know how this meme is meant to be even moderately funny
>>538854707
>>538855360>they will run and scream and cry if a grown man approaches themHmm, I wonder why.
>>538855227Now consider that all AI is trained on these kind of retards
>>538855426I got a 150 body count dumbass. I’m just not a simp like you that will lose half his money and his house just to fuck a warm hole. Kek. You lost.
>>538856800>lesbians actually tried to suck cock to come across as progressive and tolerantIf i was a shameless sociopath id larp as a tranny just to enjoy the twenty seconds of half hearted succ per lesbo. If you're even remotely sadistic the mental trip must be simiar to the nectar of the gods.
>>538856800KEEEEEEEEEK
>>538856800>i've had ladies go down on me and just telling me they can't do itlost HARD
Reddit is a website for insane crossdressing men who consoom all the slop.
>>538856866>I am manwhore dumbass. I qm sjch a faggot I pay for whores and don't even have a house because my paycheck goes to them plus my dick is tiny.Wow wow wow. Way to overshare buddy. Nobody asked for your pathetic loser background story
>>538856800>pretends to be woman and then pretends to be lesbian so he doesn't have to fuck men>only other trannies accept him so it's just two gay guys fucking while both pretend to be womenkek
>>538855275everyone knows this, how is that supposed to make their stuff less insane/funny?
>>538857167>speaks like a woman>immediately jumps to dick size Let me guess you like to “cuddle” don’t you? Lmao kys tranny
>>538856800LOL
>>538855275You're right, but their social and political views are not reflective of the average American. Reddit during the 2024 US presidential election made it look like Trump was going to disastrously lose
>>538857552Lol
>>538856866Were you also a Navy SEAL too?
>>538854767Degeneracy aside (and being fake and gay), this is based.
>>538854809Did you know that there are traceable levels of gold in cum? Not sure about the different levels in different ethnicities but as it was a white scientific study I assume from Whites. How you like that news?
Oh boy a rage bait thread>it’s working
>>538858848dumb neo-swede
>>538857978> subreddit is called "roast me"> redditors massively upvoted his comment: they approveYet he still got banned for roasting her, wtf...
>>538854707I haven't seen that most retarded post in years, has to be the best one.
>>538858485This one is brutal
>>538854707>Local Russian shill posts Reddit posts in an attempt to discredit opponents>>538854886As usual. This thread is so blatant.You'd drink piss if reddit told you it was disgusting. You guys can't talk of anything besides your gay war because it occupies your mind 24/7
>>538854809That man recycles
>>538854707He have his favourite actor. Problem. This actor is Zele-sky.I don't joke. Unknown ugly jew got like 10 movies in Russia. He was in all tv channels. It's possible only with president help.
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>>538859005Ladybug Graham status?
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>>538858485Assuming it's not a kike LARP meant to stoke the Mar-Venus fire among gentiles, the fact that foids shamelessly post this shit online, in and of itself tells you how over it is for civilisation if societal feminisation is not arrested yesterday.https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=helen+andrews+feminisation+of+society
>>538858518As with the vax, the "green energy" psy-op selects for the lowest intellectual denominator.
>>538854789BASED
Does anyone have the redsitor crying because he had to go to war after Trump 2016? And he just wanted to make cheese and be a cheese makerThat one was my favorite
We just had a thread on this but it’s an ‘em so whatever
>>538858601>linking their 'life' to joogle spyware>not backing anything upAgain, all these technologies parse for double-digit I. Q.'s.
>>538859387link it
>>538854707Foid edition:
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>>538859005Retreat to your safe space immediately
A true story btw>The Reddit brigade
I would pay anything to be able to see a picture of whoever is posting on reddit. Its hard for me to wrap my around the fact that these people really exist.
>>538854966>banning books is wrong>except in that caseCattle larping as rebels, midwit leftism at its finest.
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>>538854789the anon you replied to is from Austria, him working or not working has no impact on the gibs you receive in Slovenia. do not post such logical inconsistencies; I find it really irritating ok
>>538855051>It can't turn us straightIt already did
>>538854991Subhumans
>>538854707That has to be someone having a giggle, there's no way that bottom post was made with no irony involved.
>>538855271Sure it didSunil Tripathi Probably the only street shitter name I'll ever remember
>>538855360>please brainwash me harder so I can keep disbelieving my eyesFucking hell...
>>538856800>Two dickless faggots circling each otherThe way God intended to be sure
>>538855271>>538855227>>538859870>>538855843why do people misremember this event so often? the kid was already dead when redditors claimed he was the bomber.
>>538855233>by mentioning these redditor pigsThey're entrenched in /uhg/ now after rednecks booted them out of /k/.
>>538855407Dehumanize yourself and face the pain.
>>538859108I don't give a shit about American politicians either.>>538859578And yet here you are, in another low effort self felation thread where you pretend that this nigger, scat and anime infested wasteland is in any way different to reddit degeneracy.
>>538854950I bet some newfags here don't think a lot of these are real. Wait until the niggers realize.
>>538859290Bless the electric tandoori oven
>>538858485Even IGNORING women at work still gets you hired by HR now. Holy fuck we need to subjugate all foids.
>>538860708*fired
>>538860346Existing as a slav in a nutshell
>>538860766* existing as a Slav nowadays Checked.
>>538860708>nowmost of these posts are years old anonand I think most of them are people making shit up for upvotes too
>>538857978Dang that was pretty good. I wonder if i could modify that and make a reddit accoint
>>538858426Wow, so this woman is aware that something is wrong, he's screwing a man but she can not force herself to admit it. She is letting social pressure override her immediate thoughts, he's sleeping with a man. I dont even know what to call that, delusion? Maybe. She even says it, "why arent you attracted to women like me" so understands it and I assume she wouldnt feel thay way if it was some random woman. It would probably make her uncomfortable but she could still rationalize it. This though? This is pretty great, she knows its not a woman so what does she do? She asks the internet to subtly reminder her that its a woman just like her and that her husband sleeping with it is totally normal.
>>538854707that cannot be realthere's no fucking way
>>538861679And remember: these people can and do vote.
>>538858426Based trapfucker. Imagine seeing this shit as neighbour and you see this guy bringing home all these felixes, ventis and astolfos and fucks them simply because his wife wanted open relationship.
>>538855426Was 17 when I lost my virginity to my first wife, she was 22. Was 34 when I took my second wife's virginity, she was 17. Just kinda weird a lot of my friends lost their virginity around 17, too.
>>538858349Settle down mohammed. this is clearly a joke
>>538854966Can I join and start pointing out a number of books with antisemitism most people don't clock? Antisemitism is global and old. I doubt they are really banning much antisemitism.
>>538861785There is a huge number of people who are functionally illiterate. It is a massive deal, an estimation put 21% of the American population as functionally illiterate, these people are incapable of ever reading and comprehending a book, or even a newspaper article. Now, if the situation is 21% in the US, imagine how bad it is in less developed countries. The issue isn't simply quality of education, a lot of people aren't born with the prerequisite machinery to ever become a book reader, this is likely the case for half of the African continent for example.Now, democracy in its original Greek form isn't a thing anymore. In that system, the voters were supposed to understand and debate the questions they would be voting on, it wasn't a system for the masses but instead for a small group of high IQ and highly educated, successful and capable subset of the population(only 10%-20% of ancient Athens could vote, this is what Democracy actually means). Today's mass democracy does not demmand voters understand anything, most voters just join a super block and the block's will is decided by some non-illiterate elite of some sort. I would call this system we have "cattle-herding" democracy, and I believe it is pretty resilient to the population being retarded.
>>538854759I have Mondays off. Tues-Fri 6-4:30 it's awesome.
>>538854991>lock up>tentI wager that the people who helped this retard look for the stolen items were, in fact, the the theives of said stolen items.T. grew up at bluegrass music festivals with white people who don't steal
>>538862789>Now, democracy in its original Greek form isn't a thing anymoreYeah, universal suffrage was never part of the plan, for good resson. A huge chunk of the population isn't truly sapient plus the majority women have emotion based decision making.
>>538858601Someones learning a valuable lesson on why you should never trust google with anything.Local cloud local storage diversified emails.
>>538859290There are emergency release levers near the power window buttons.Indians are fucking stupid.
>>538862821>I have to show up (not wake up, but physically arrive at the workplace location) at 6AM 4 days of the week>and stay there for 10 hours and 30 minutes>it's awesome>i love my wagie cagie, pls exploit me more mr.shekelberg, mm yes that's good i like that,it's awesomeLOLI'm so sorry you're living in this abusive relationship with your wagiecagie master. Hope you recover from your stockholm syndrome, and get well soon
>>538857552>the only redditor I will ever be able to respect
>>538854759WFH chads where we at?
>>538854736fucking kek this is modern art
>>538858426How to fuck young early 20s transgirls?>t. early twenties tranny porn connoisseur
>>538856866Look out, we got a coom-brained manslut over here, better be careful!Trying to show off to strangers online is not a flex in the slightest and it only makes you look like a bigger liar.
>>538854707Lol lmao even
>>538863986Groom them from an early age mein bruder
>>538863865Still laying in bed
>>538863986you need to go to Villa Germania in Pattaya, Thailand and talk to Häuptling Horst there. He will hook you up 100%
>>538854707If I wanted reddit moments I would go to reddit.
>>538854789kneel
>>538854707You have the fuck my wife Zelenskyyv
>>538856800Et tu troonus?
>>538858848You’re way too smart for this place Do a flip
>>538854707>LE HECKIN REDDIT MOMENTS THAT MAKE YOU CRINGE!You know whats fantastic about this post, me, and a few of my buddies always get drunk and decide to fuck with people online by posting stupid ridiculous shit exactly like this, I do this all the time, and have for nearly 20 years and the fact that people still see these and get butthurt over it is great.It's like leaving a fine work of art behind and forgetting about it until it gets discovered again.
>>538866138You have no friends lol
>>538859715slovenia is austrian, anon
>>538855071they friend zoned their child for life LOL
>>538866138I do this here. Its really funny, anons take some of the most dogshit bait as real and then I get invested in how retarded I can make an argument and still get them to reply. I know, I know its wrong to friendly fire but come on you guys need to have a better filter for this stuff. Like if you are getting baited by me thats an issue.
>>538855676Double niggers are funny, nipanon
>>538854736jfc this is the winner
>>538855192Kek I would assume all sites strip meta data by now like 4chan does.
>>538855308Kek. Chuds will find a way.
>>538865066Reminds me of when I would go to visit my grandma in Germany, we'd watch a show called "Armes Deutschland" in the evenings, it was pvre kino.
>>538857978An oldie but goodie
>>538858202I was a normal white dude until I did mushrooms once and now I'm the most violently antisemitic white dude since Hitler. Psychedelics are based and redpilled.
>>538856866No you dont. You know youre full of shit. I can i just tell by how youre talking
>>538855071Plot twist: they’re talking about the Supreme Gentleman.
>>538855305kek, you are just reverse reddit that need thing explained in basedjack memes you fucking retard
>>538863865Stealing time rn, gooning just took a massive dab boutta play some Counter Strike. hbu boss?
>>538854767>Why could this happen?And one trip, for no reason at all...
>>538857458This one is kind of as adorable as it is gay
>>538858848>le rage bait
>>538858518>reinflate the tires>remove the note>get tire iron from the trunk>lay down in the back seat under a blanket>wait>???>profit
>>538863573>4-3 work schedule?>wE DoN’t dO ThAt iN gErMaNy
>>538866932It's like the nigger who took DMT and learned that the machine elves hate niggers lol
>>538856866Shut up bitch
>>538857220They both are repulsed by each other's cocks so it's more like two heterosexual men larping as women attempting to fuck each other by pretending the other is a woman.
>>538856955Jfc lol
