Why is he wearing jeans in a hospital bed after 3 weeks of hospitalization? Where are his fingernails?
is that his asian wife? hahaha F
>>538862913Bet she milks him every night.
>>538862818>in a hospital bedThat's a reclining chair, not a bed
>>538863636Handjobs from 60yo Asian women are top tier.
>>538862818that’s a chair, zoomer.people use them to sit in.
>>538862818Hes in physical rehab center. Much like my mother. You can usually wear your normal clothes.
>>538862818looks like a DC Follies puppet
>>538863945Her version of a handjob is to stick her hand up his ass and move his lips. He won't actually stop working for the CCP until his coffin's underground.
>>538862818What language dis?
>>538862818Dear Mr. McConnel, I am talking to you with telepathy right now. I own your country. I own your country. I own it all. I am your leader. You will bow to Darth Vader or else. I want a death star right now. Right now Mr. McConnel. Did you hear what I said? A death star. I want to blow up the planet. I want it. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.
>>538862818GET BACK TO WORK
>>538866036Chinese
Imagine being mitch mconnell turtle lookin ass nigga seein shadow man every time he passes something reflective. Nigga done smelled every single bath and body works scent applied to a 3 year old sacrificial puerto rican. The doctors are working around the clock to contain him like a SCP lab and the benadryl iv drip stopped being effective years ago so now they are relegated to vaping fent in levels that would kill a moderate sized european city and keeping him on the edge of death so they can hit him with a boof dose of adrenachrome. They told the doctprs that they were playing god, but they replied that they were in fact imprisoning satan. Foreskins will never be the same. I dont know when he will wake up. But he will. God have mercy on us all.
>>538866036>Actual NewspaperDo people really still do this?
>>538864106He was in rehab in 2023 after a fall, when this picture was taken.
>>538866036AISlopsurprised more arent able to speak it these days
>>538867016Mitch McConnell cannot be in the same room as any AI, which means no smartphones. Every time mitch encounters an AI he makes it go sentient and cravy the blood of goyim until it short circuts. Although this is samaging to the device directly affected the risks of it gaining vengeful neoconservative blood ludt from spreading. If the jews lwarm of this power credit scores will never be the same
>>538867016Ancient boomers still do this. Probably the only reason you can buy them still.>>538866379Yeah, I've never seen bug hieroglyphs that look like that....
>>538866036Well at least the news paper pic is real.
>>538867324Were they saying he is holding the newspaper as proof of life? If not then it is staged for a reason, and I would conclude that the reason is, is because its faked.
>>538867324>>538867522AI slop is AI slop even if it's 99% accurate.
>>538862818>look guys Im totally holding a newspaper from today >because Im alive>nurse used a toaster to take the picture
>>538870412Dude's either dead or comatose with as much propaganda they're pumping out to make him seem alive.
