The Norwegian national football team is coming home. Apparently they will get F35 fighter escorts once they cross into Norwegian airspace (no kidding)
>>538866599In the correct timeline Norway won against England (we dominated them), and then became world champions
>>538866599They'll be out there patrolling for Russians anyway.
Also, in the correct timeline Hitler won
Are Norway and America new greatest allies? Seems like the nords enjoyed their time here and normies like Haaland.
Always been greatest allies. It's just that you never noticed us.
>>538868414Just like the ugly girl who you noticed came back from summer break with huge tits and no more acne. Come back anytime fren.
>>538868881hahaha thanks fren
Almost here
KEKThey changed the name of the aircraft to 'Ro Ro Ro Ro Airlines'. Landing in 20 minutes
I just took this photo of the Norwegian national team literally flying over my house
I know its a first time for you guys but this is quite normal for national teams to be greeted welcome home with a couple of jets
Haaland is going straight to Marbella right after tho
94,000 people tracking the flight (going up fast)
>>538875327111K wow
Ahhhhh, they are TURNING
THEY HAVE LANDED
THEY ARE OPENING THE CAPSULE
Haaland leaving the plane KEK
>>538866599How nice of the passenger plane to help these F35 fly without their radars
>>538878626That's only for the newest upgrade radar. All Norwegian F35s got a radar lol.In my footage (where they flew almost right over my house) I can see some slight condensation to each side of the passenger jet. But I can't see the actual F35s for some reason
>>538877232is that a fucking taxidermy raccoon vodka bottle? lmao
People are starting to gather
omg
We need a larger street in Oslo
Not sure how their bus will be able to pass through LMAO
>>538879588What's the point of this?
>>538879910There will not be enough room for all the people!
holy literal fug
TOO MANY PEOPLE
>>538880011Pretty cool, but they lost. Why bother?
>>538881033We just combine the right timeline (where we won) with this timeline
>>538881114Blame Sørloth for ruining the whole thing for us. He should've passed the ball to Haaland instead of forcing it himself. We could've beaten England, FFS.
>>538881296I don't think he intended to go for personal glory. He was just way to slow and the window closed quickly (the English defender was good). I should have passed right away though. He was too slow and messed up.Pic: HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIIIT
Soon the team will come out and row and then drive down the main street. Not sure how they can fit the bus though... there is not a millimeter to spare!
Haaland shaking the hand of the Norwegian king right now
Now the Norwegian national team is DRINKING in the castle
They will soon come out and JOIN IN
>>538866599You will shooting them? No mercy for losers? Right?
>>538882840They are heroes.
>>538877232>>538879275quintessentially american
waiting for them to come out...
>>538866599>Apparently they will get F35 fighter escorts once they cross into Norwegian airspace (no kidding)Incase the English beat you again as you pass?
VERY SOOON!
>>538883416You would have to be extremely lucky once again!
HOW THE FUG DO YOU FIT A BUS HERE?
THEY ARE OUT OF THE CASTLE
HOLY LITERAL FUCK
THIS IS MORE EPIC THAN ANY MOVIE EVER CREATED IN HUMAN HISTORY
aHHHH.... the GLORY
My sources at the embassy tell me that even the swedes have lined up to pay their respects
>>538884243Swedes are occupied with getting raped&blown up by the muslim rulling class of sweden to bother with norway.
HOLY ULTRAFUCKNORWAY WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THESE SCENES
>>538879910Why does it scare you when White people have fun?
They are getting ready for the bus drive. Not sure how they can fit between all the people though... THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE STREETS... LIKE 200K+ABSOLUTELY INSANE SCENES
>>538881974name of the girl on the right?
I wish i was Norwegian :(
>>538877232Did a bit of shopping in the duty free international terminal I see. The old classic stuffed raccoon with a drinking habit. Good times
>>538879588Now’s a good time to take those nationalists after the parade and welcome home party, and go door to door rounding up jews and browns
>>538866659Yeah but the world is shit. Nigger monkeys have been ruining sport with their subhuman physical advantages since the 1920s.Norway absolutely deserved to beat nigland.
>>538881296ThisI wish Norway won
>>538866887How often do you think about stuff like that?So many times I wake up and just feel fresher, and the world feels brighter and more well put together, and for a moment I wonder if I have been somehow magically shunted across one dimension into the next nearest one where the good guys won and none of this fucking hell that we live through has happened.
>>538881974The king has a magnificent throne.
>Norway is full of NPC dronesColor me surprised
>>538868414>Always been greatest alliesthe english word Quisling is named after the guy who led your country during ww2."he is a quisling" = "he is norwegian"
At this speed they will never arrive at their destination
>>538886005if you believe the word on the street, she used to make kompromat threesome videos in hollywood with kate bekinsdale
>>538866599they gotta go home and gang stalk some people
>>538887674Clearing the way
>>538877232lololol raccoons are top tier
Bump
The bus is STUCK in the crowd
It's getting darker
