Why did they call him ladybug?
>>538868623Not the moles! Please not the moles.
>>538868623cause he was a faggot who slurped all the adrenochrome
Try not to puke
>>538868623https://youtu.be/p33xZ0obsAc
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>>538868623>Lindsay Ladybug story>Trump Russian golden shower story>Hillary/Huma adrenochrome facial story>Trump tent post up the bum storyI assume all these stories are /pol/ fan fiction.Because they're to horrific to be true.But I want to believe.
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>>538869108I forgot one...>JD Vance Couch humper storyActually, there's a ton of these stories. Anyone got more?
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>>538869325Consider the following...
>>538869479Family resemblance?
>>538869513Holy shit anon your schizo noticing is off the charts
>>538869450The (((Cohen))) in question.
>>538869580It is the cross I bear.
>>538869513>>538869580>eyebrows da fuck
>>538868623He got banged by trannies and had a sissy fetish
because of the moles on his asshole.
>>538868623Because of his faceBeing born with that kind of face as a guy is pretty much a death sentence.He was destined to never have a normal life due to that phenotypeHe would face rumours and accusations of being gay his whole lifeIt really proves that god is gay himself so he likes to keep producing humans in his image
>>538869450The Trump allegations seem a little off. He loves big boobies. He keeps marrying their hosts. How can he also like pre pubescent girls? The tent pole stroy involved a boy. I know he was Roy Cohn's goy boy, but is he a deep closet homo? The Russian pee story doesn't make sense for a notorious germophobe. But I will say he is an aficionado of nearly/barely legal models. From his pageant owning days and references to his daughter's appearance at that age. So, that's kinda pedo. It seems that people are influenced by their contempt for the politician. People who hate Trump are more likely to believe the trump pedo stories. People that hate Hillary are more likely to believe frazzled.rip.I want to believe. But I hate them all.
>>538869513This is a new one to me. It does remind me of the >Alistair Crowly is Barbara Bush's father storyWhich reminds me of the >Barbara Bush was a manAnd >Michelle Obama was a man storyAnd>Brigette Macron is a man story
>>538868768I think Lindsay is 100% gay, but this story sounds so fake. It reads like the catty gay escort who is trying too hard to be funny.If Lindsey truly forced all his escorts to sign strict NDAs (which appears to be the case), then you would expect him to debrief all his escorts about his body's unusual traits before sex. Lindsey is a senator. He can't afford to engage with anyone that is not fully informed. Even the part about him "going on all fours" sounds suspicious. His temperament doesn't strike me as the type that would do that trust-sensitive behavior until at least the 3rd session.
>>538870527You uh...sure do know a lot about gay sex
>>538870527That checks out.They need to make the congressional sex slush fund public. I read Anna Paulina Luna and Nancy Mace were saying it should happen soon. Half of congress will be implicated. So probably won't happen. Even though there is a subpoena for the info.
>>538871122>Anna Paulina Luna was a sex worker story
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>>538871156>Luna sex workerAfyer some research... She did work at a strip joint. She says she was just a bartender, but those XXL bolt-ons betray her. Her real surname was Mayorhofer. She seems to be a ho for mossad. And now she's handling disclosures for the largest conspiracies of our time. Everything is fake/gay. But I hope she will also disclose them boobies for old time's sake.
>>538868623>>538869108>>538870527This ladybug stuff is so stupid and fake you’d have to have zero critical thinking ability to even entertain it for a half second. Like yeah dude a literal homosexual prostitute who makes his living in dudes shit holes, playing russian roulette with HIV the entire time, is grossed out to the point of running away by …. Freckles? Uhhhhhh ok
>>538869882Them actually being moles and not some sort of growths caused by an STD is a big assumption. Especially with how fast the hooker noped the fucked out.
