Erling Haaland looks practically identical to this old drawing made by a supposed "Nordic alien" experimenter.
Made by your AI, nigga.
>>538869744post flag pajeet
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>>538869646he was slow and disinterested in the game, made Norway loose, should've been benched after 10min
>>538870269he made a foul and Noway lost a goal, he was the among the worst players on the pitch
>>538870269no
>>538869646>travel millions of light years through the cosmos>become manchester city's second best strikerwasted potential
>>538869646Lmao
>>538870269Scandis are so delusional it's insane
>>538870998Absolutely African
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>>538869646Some drunk perkele gets bored and claims aliens look like him. 40 years later and retards on /pol/ think they cracked the AYY LMAO case.
>>538870998Greta Thunberg's sister.>https://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/beata-monalisa-greta-thunberg-sister-pop-music-new-album
>>538871201is this a normal eastern nose or was he clocked
>>538871201Dude looks like he just walked out of the thalmor embassy
>>538869646Nordics are real and rock among us.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzCn8rQvyOo
>>538869646haaland just looks retarded and like he has some kind of mental deficiencyamericans thinking hes some kind of super star in soccer because hes tall and blonde is hilarious but on point for the stupidity of the White race
>>538871201>how did you know i was Russian?
>>538873572Based shitjeet, fuck wh*toids
>>538873572>cant comprehend actions and characternever beating the allegations
>>538869646over on spee we are making fun of him for being smaller and lighter than Grady Dick
>>538873496HEY don't insult the altmer like thatthey might be absolute bastards but they're not russian
>>538873572>shitjeet>retarded opinion>plebbit spacingYou're not beating the allegations
>>538873572delusional manlet jealousyyou could never even come close to his skill in any area of your lifekeep delivering uberjeets while your wife pimps herself out to swiss BVLLS and gets slammed while you deliver food on your e scooter kekwhat a cuck
>>538873980They are literally 70iq, what do you expect. If i genuinely could find a reason not to hate indians i would take it but they dont even have a single redeeming qualityI mean look at what this niggerjeet typed, ignoring the fact that haaland represents everything he will never be so he scribbles homoerotically charged hatred of his scandinavian superior
>>538869646Skyrim belongs to the nords
>>538874716memes could never capture how startingly ugly indians are as much as just looking at them. absolutely cursed
>>538875137Jeets are not human, not even remotelyI feel nothing when I see them dieI feel more for a mosquito
>>538874716KEKin body and spirit, he is more resembling of a cockroach than a human
>>538873572Weird. I thought he was a superstar because he has more goals than Messi and Ronaldo at their respective ages. It was his looks all along though huh?
>>538871201Looks like the alien from the owl drawing thing meme
>>538869646Except he's much much much uglier.
>>538870269>the most finnish looking person>which excludes him from how most finnish people lookwut
Mormons will turn Haaland into one of them after death
>>538875587hes not even in the top 5 of soccer players currently until Americans wiggers started to meme him into popularity wishing him to be some kind of nordic beast (hes really not lol) hes a nice and goofy person/teammate though so the other players like him and hes very popular in norway cus hes also a SJW The worldcup isnt that important for professional soccer plaeyrs, they make much more money from club signings + sponsorships + ad engagements. Many don't take the worldcup seriously, and getting injured in the WM would be a stupid move financially. historically the best soccer players in modern times are shorter and browner and even the white playmakers that are popular/goated like messi are short
>>538875358>I feel more for a mosquitoKekekek
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>>538878400>>538878377Sovngarde awaits
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>>538869646Wtf is that real?
>>538869646Mexico doesn't send their best.
>>538871201boy sminem
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>>538869646Shut it down.
aliens are not real. its a mass psychosis manifested for the intent of implicit judaization of humanity.According to Judaism, white civilizations were founded by fallen angels, controlled by Satan, and ruled by Nephilim.As in, they were founded by people who came from the sky. Its just a trick to get you to glacially accept their version of reality
>>538870392was just the realization that his team cant do it. theyre not nearly good enough. the top 3 teams own them hard.
france, spain and argentina are super good and no one can beat them, we have a hard time aswell. that england came so far was just luck this time.
>>538873496KEK
>>538875643I got you nigger
>>538875358Seeing them dying is very comical and i don't know why
>>538883152what happened to brazil, oh wait the other teams have all the brazilians ;d
>>538874716Jeets are made like Orcs, to be cannon fodder and slaves, Tolkien surely know what he was doing lol
>>538873572Even if Haaland was a gook he will still be superior to every jeetnigger on earth
>>538869646I know it's a joke, but the level of details on haalands face clearly shows he was added later
>>538880992Yea, they were pretty good, decent shots for the net.Haaland was just a log in the far center.
