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>>538876848forgot prev >>538872653previous
>>538876700Holy fucking shill.
Blumpf will be down on his knees in two weeks.
—/ NEW: Smoke is seen rising from King Khalid Airbase, Saudi Arabia@Middle_East_Spectator
>>538876848First for I HATE MIGGERS
>>538877009SEEEEETHE MORE VICTORY IS INEVITABLE
The highly respected scholar and spiritual leader of the Islamic International, Muhammad al-Zuttani, released a short video from Damascus in which he called on the men of the Ummah to "draw physically closer until they become one whole while remaining many."
>>538876901It's so embarrassing how shills try to blend in around here. You can always spot them a mile away.
>>538876901I want to beat him to death with my hands
so i dip over three days for some R&R and now the US is going to toll the strait??am i still tripping or what
>>538877068Yeah the leftist muzzie shills are desperate to seem organic but they can't help but regurgitate MSM anti-drumpf propaganda. It's funny how many of those shills end up having to filter out organic /pol/ users because they get so buck broken.
The story of Ahmadinejad being under house arrest is completely fake.Reminder that the entire "Ahmadinejad is an Israeli agent" story comes from the Atlantic (editor-in-chief: Jeffrey "Goldberg") and the NYT (editor in chief: Joseph "Kahn").He was seen among the dignitaries at the funeral of Khamenei. If he was suspected of being an Israeli agent, why would he be allowed there? And why only arrest him now and not during the war? The "revelations" about his supposed Israeli work were published in March. All of this is most likely a psy-op to make Iranians distrust and possibly harm one of the most antisemitic politicians in the Iranian political class. Same thing happened with Qaani a year ago.
>>538876901Kek, reminds me of the "I dont like Starmer but.." one a months ago. Faggots, I have more respect for the homoerotic bot, at least it's honest (i mean its a bot) and you can filter it early on.
>>538877190Neck yourself migger
>>538877227I'm glad to see him alive.He was a great shitposter
it's hilarious that iran has justified all actions against them and proven why they should never have nukes>dude just chimp out and throw shitty missiles at everyone and disrupt the entire region in a temper tantrum without accomplishing any real goals lmaoiran did the worst possible thing they could have ever done and is proving they are ran by genuine morons
>>538877142No our Cheeto in Chief is just that senile. He actually thinks tankers (and their insurers) will prefer>20% fees and getting shot at by IRGCto>1% fees (that might get waived if you’re a friendly country) and security promises from IRGCit’s at best impotent seething. Nobody’s going to be using the Oman route unless something forces them to
>>538877311the only one holding temper tantrums on a daily basis is the orange nigger
Trump Woooooon
538877311The jig is up m8, its over. Everyone noticed and you Eglin niggers are done.
between the US 20% on all goods and the Iran 1% on petro chemicals it is clear who is the angel of hormuz
Why are Iranians, Albanians and Turks the only Muslims that know how to maintain their beards?
>>538877419they arent arabs
>>538876901That's just the usual "right-wing patriot" type we have here in Brazil.
Two week status?$200 barrel of oil status?
>>538876848why did king roach do that?
>>538877471Controlled opposition right who need to face a firing squad.
>>538877484t-two more m-months? m-m-m-m-maybe t-two more y-years?! TRUST THE PLAN IRANNIPEDES! FILTER ALL DISSENTING OPINIONS. FOCUS ONLY ON APPROVED TELEGRAM ACCOUNTS!
Houthis shooting again!
>>538877419What are you talking about? Arabian beards are the best
>>538877522he like the turkish olympic shooter or send them a message to kill themselves with a turkish revolver
>>538877581Druze rock the best beards.
>>538877484I can't actually believe how dumb Blumpf is. TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSELET'S FUCKING GOOOLITERALLY 4 MORE DAYS
>>538877484https://www.spr.doe.gov/dir/dir.html
>>538877311What is the endgame for Itrannyans? Are they trying to get nuked?
>>538877641I've been to Syria and Leb multiple times but never visited a Druze village.Are they welcoming to polite visitors? I'm curious to see what they're all about once the area is safe to visit again
>538877749Shitskin tranny shill
>>538877311Sooo, when are you opening the straight?
>>538877551Its funny how bad libtards and brown niggers want oil to rise and it just keeps fallingMAGA!
>>538877190leftist muzzie > migger evangelicucks who are shitlibs from 5 years ago
>>538877705Latest net movement >5.7 Expect him to tap out tonight then. Either that or one last attempt to capitulate them with a crazy level.
the impotent miggers are already slowing down their shilling lol
>>538877765We welcome antone who respects himself, I know that the Shia do. So yes.
>>538877142pedo Hoover's syphilis is acting up again
>>538877311>just chimp out and throw shitty missiles at everyone and disrupt the entire region in a temper tantrum without accomplishing any real goals lmaoThat's literally what donny did kek
>>538877836They’re running to their cope bunkers as we speak
>>538877825Trump cant be stopped, all they have is impotent seethe.
>>538876848>>Tгump claims US will impose 20% toll on hormuz in a Truth Social meltyIf Iran does not sink their ships on area someone else will do....muricans are just fucking road-bandits. Collecting protection money like Mafia.
>>538877551TWO MORE AYATOLLAHS
>There’s some insane visuals circulating of King Khalid Airbase being hit. Waiting to verify before posting.https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/34793I told you guys that the Houthis operations against Israel were token in scale because they were being built up to take on Saudi Arabia
>>538877835They're going to keep going until cavern collapse.
>>538877970the bigger issue is that these reserves will never be refilled ever again.
>>538877970The next cope line for this thread will be "two more weeks and the caverns will totally collapse guise" kekek the jokes write themselves on here
>>538878028>Migger cannot into third-grade scienceOkay retard
>>538877932PIRATE ADMIRAL BRADFORD COOPER!
>half of houthi missiles are landing >60% of iranian missiles are landing even in jordanArabs are out of interceptors holy shitGenuinely what is stopping Iran from assassination strikes now?
>>538878027Every adversary of America getting ready to pounce on countries within their spheres of influence right now. Somewhere deep down I have hope that the real spr is filled to the brim. I can’t let go of the hope that this is all a big game and the Americans are two steps ahead somehow.
>>538877848How much do you really know about your own religion and how deep is the divide between Juhaal and Uqqal? Have you ever read the Epistles of Wisdom and are you even allowed to? Do you know where I can find a PDF of it?I have a lot of esoteric schizo theories I want to validate and niche Middle Eastern ethnoreligions all seem to somehow have their finger on the same thing I'm looking for. I would REALLY appreciate your response druzebro.
>>538878115Nothing, but our censorship filters are just not reporting the deaths.
>>538878079oh yeah? such settled science in the mind of a pigger. Well then if you know basic math that tells you when the oil crisis will happen and the caverns will collapse, please share this knowledge and educate me. (you wont because you're retarded and just huffing hopium like an abo on gasoline)
>>538878027It would make no sense to. It would probably take over a decade if you really want to fill them. And by about 2075 or so Oil will probably be mostly worthless as masses move towards more electric means of transport over the coming decades. Of course there's plastics etc but that market pales in comparison to petrol, diesel & kerosine.
Based
>>538877749muslims wanting to blow themselves up isn't anything new. they really are just illogical. the entire region hates them now, all their allies are destroyed or dealing with their own quagmire. iran was never in a winning position and futher isolating themselves from everyone that was at least somewhat sympathetic to them
>>538878122Lmao mutts are genuinely fucking retarded and the Soviets destroyed themselves, the mutts didn't win.
>>538878170>Hur dur I'm retardedFuck off retard.
>>538877765Never been myself, eventhough I went to Syria back in 2018 or was it 2019, I don't remember. I heard they can be very tribal, protective, and suspicious of outsiders. The general rule is, never look at their women and be respectful.
>>538877926the MAGA cock isnt big enough but i love it!
>>538877825it rose 6% today wtf are you talking about??
>>538878122>two steps aheadLol...Lmao....we are being told what to do by a country 30x smaller than us
you fell for it miggers
>>538878248so predictable, sad!
>>538878202> It would make no senseI’m with you toothpaste anon. But then again, does any of this make sense? I’m extremely concerned that the federal government is stacked with yesmen and there is no one left high up enough to stop this train derailing. Just look at Hegseth ffs. Look at this war. Look at the management of this war. Look at 20% toll for shipping through the strait. None of this makes sense. Yet it’s happening.
Scenes from the King Khalid Air Base, southwest Saudi Arabia.
>>538878170The posters here are severely mentally ill. They are NEET incels who love the idea of the global economy going to shit, they are rooting for it. They blame the jews for all their problems and live in aconstant state of schizoprenic cope.
>>538878122>Americans are two steps ahead somehow.kek>>538878202I think many things will happen between now and 2075. >>538878158I'm not religious but I know more about the religion more than many religious people. Mostly self taught.
>>538878286Somehow I don’t think even our corrupt money grubbing politicians would be so stupid.
>>538878337what did jews do wrong though? your non incel neet opinion would be appreciated5-10 things would be good
Jeddah getting bombed holy shit.
>>538878337I don't like the schizo nonsense either, but any rational person looking at this situwutin has to conclude Israel has an insane level of influence on American foreign policy bordering on outright control of US foreign policy at times. Why? What's in it for us?
>>538878340What do you know that can't be found online?
>Abha Saudi Airport hit with 6 missilesAir defense status?
>>538878340How are Israelis not melting down on /pol/ if what I’m seeing is what you’re seeing and you don’t see a hidden silver lining I’m missing?
>>538878340Is it true that only the clergy can read the religious text and common Druze can't?
>>538878203>futaruinedfag
>>538878337I know, I just enjoy stirring up cognitive dissonance in their brain. Maybe thats mean but I hope it jars some of them back to reality.
>>538877544All right wing is controlled opposition, at least in modern day
>>538878438What is online is very superficial and much of it is either wrong or inaccurate.
>>538878286isntreal is 473 times smaller anon, not 30
>>538878286fat + stupid
>>538878419I've only seen it on TGs that occasionally fall for LARPs so far. So I wouldn't call this confirmed yet
>>538878462Probably the Houthi retaliation for the port bombing by Saudis.
Iran is charging $1 per barrel. At the current Brent price of ~$80/barrel, that is 1.25%. So the US is proposing to charge a fee that is 16x the Iranian fee. Make it make sense
Why is everyone acting like Iran is irrationally lashing out when these fucking Arab countries are the ones hosting American military bases used to attack Iran? They are not neutral countries, they are active combatants against Iran. What’s wrong with you fucking retards lol
>>538878480Arabic looks beautiful but it seems like. Nightmare to read or write. >oh that letter is in the middle you drew it wrong>oh that letter is written differently by itself>why are you using the vowel markers your readers aren't retarded
>>538878326>None of this makes sense. Yet it’s happening.Trump's law: think of the most retarded action possible. That is the action Donald Trump will take.
>>538878476they are delusional. >>538878480theoretically yes but if you want to read the texts it's very easy to have access to them.
>>538878549Literally only shitskin miggers are saying that
>>538878437I don't disagree here. You should deal with the Israel problem eventually. Still, Iran is causing a fuckton of chaos for everybody, they are like the niggers of international politics, supporting this insanity because "da joos" is the behaviour of a retarded child.
>>538877835>>538877705>5.7 that's from the start of the month. the week was only 3m which is a serious slow down and tapering to the releases as it they used to be 8-9m a week since mid may. new estimate to the 250m level pushed back to october 11. now
>>538878549they are purposefully degrading the quality of discussions here with endless nonsense. mock them once without giving them (you)s and move on.
>>538876848should be with one bullet
these niggas have no chill
>>538878549They're called "shills" newfren. Their job is to purposely push a retarded viewpoint so that at least some people are induced by social pressure to doubt in what would normally be incredibly obvious conclusions.
>>538878609Was Iran causing chaos before they were being bombed to death in a surprise attack ?
Houthis have some pretty impressive turnaround between salvos
>>538878543>Make it make senseImpotent rage. Don't attribute rationality to a retard
>>538878575Best thing about Arabic is we don't need to write vowels. We just know where they're supposed to be and pronounce them without writing them.
>>538878584Well if it’s as bad as it seems to me maybe you should sell your assets and get out of Israel before their delusions fall and the panic starts. And yeah, I’ve seen many delusional Israelis on tiktok lives. They’re still ranting about annexing the West Bank. It’s absurd. >>538878615Yeah it’s a serious slow down which I assume means they’re starting to seriously ration it? I don’t know shit about this but am I close?
what caused crude to go crazy rn
>>538878337>The posters here are severely mentally illwelcome to /pol/, tourist
>>538877951Well to be Saudi Arabia literally borders Yemen so they can utilize a ton of cheaper short ranged missiles instead of the giant ballistic ones that are needed against Israel.
>>538878722Houthis bombing Saudi?
>>538878609>back country into a corner>attack unprovoked and kill entire senior leadership>wonder why it lashes out
>>538878549that is an US talking point nothing anybody with any information would believe
NEW ARAGHCHI :D:D:D:
>>538878510Way to vaguepost faggot. My bad for asking.
>>538878719they are a people without Logos as EMJ would say.
>>538878437a stable ally in the region? the usa is bound to saudi arabia as well, pakistan, japan, europe. it's a balancing act, all these countries affect our foreign policy
>>538878722Houthis attacked Saudi Arabia and said they're closing the red sea.
US Navy: Blockade of Iranian ports begins tomorrow, Tuesday, at 8 PM GMT
>>538878646another wave of nothing.This german flag is still posting here hours later? dont you guys feel any shame in being the same 5 people coping Muslims?You think one more post and America will collapse?
>>538878791He can’t keep getting away with it
>>538878791holy kek>Smug Aragchi-San
>>538878826what was the point of lifting it in the first place
Elect a clown, get a circus
>>538878656This is not middle school lil buddy. Doesn't matter who started it, currently Iran is attacking ships and causing trouble for the entire world, they should stop or be leveled civilians and all. Blocking shipping lanes is not acceptable behaviour, and no one wants those ZUTTED ass trannies having nukes other than the loser mysanthropic incels here.
>>538878722Return to new trend established on open
>>538878791when you finally find out who the secret guardian of hormuz is, it was you, the reader all along
>>538878791Yes.
>>538878584Doesn't that make you suspicious? Why you're not allowed to read them if there's nothing to hide? Shiaism even encourages its followers to read the books of other sects and religions. That freedom always gave me confidence in Shiaism, eventhough I'm not truly religious and don't believe everything the religion says. Part of the purpose of religion is to encourage you to think and find answers for the mysteries of the universe. Being spoon fed answers gives me cult vibes.
>>538878864>should stopok but they aren'tare you going to invade?
>>538878791Wartime Araghchi is best Araghchi
>>538878791>We will be fairJewSA has now established that 10% would be VERY fair.
>>538878811you can ask me about something specific if you want. the religion is too complicated for 4chan.
>>538878719would you prefer to drive at a brick wall at 80kmh or slow down to 20kmh before hitting it? slowing the releases means prices will shoot up but now that they are combining that with restarting the fighting they can blame the rise on iran
>>538878839They're starting to come to the realization that the SPR is not running out and oil isn't going to $200. It's funny to watch. There should be psychological studies done on these people.
good point, shouldnt the price of oil jump to the same levels it was before they signed the MoU?
>>538878867scott HUSSAIN bessent
>>538878851Iran gets to export their oil and import goods, America gets to stabilize the global oil markets for about a month. Hard to say who benefited more from this desu.
>>538878826>Donny: IT EGINS RIGHT NOW!>USN: Actually right now we're getting rekt. How about tomorrow?
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
>>538878823Turkey is already in NATO and we have a good business relationship with Saudi. Egypt should be thankful we helped them in the suez crisis but that was a long time ago. The point is we don't need Israel the way they need us. But in all moments the relationship seems inverted like we the united states is desperate to help Israel and not the other way around.I literally cannot explain it using logic. Whatever is going on behind the scenes must be bad
>>538878791
>>538878929dead twink bounce
>+6% now Surprised Trump isnt having a melty over this
>>538878791Why did the religious hardliners hate this guy? He's awesome.
>538878609Notice how the 8200 jewmutt tranny shill tries to deflect and downplay pissrael? Notice his vocabulary and how it's the same exact vocabulary used by every other jewmutt shill? He thinks if says "nigger" then he'll blend in around here. Embarrassing.
>>538878959Don't bring the Lord's name on your filthy tranny kike tongue
>>538878927jews will send oil above $200 to reset the economy
it's out
>>538878864The United States was stopping trade with Japan over their invasion of China. The United States knew what it was doing when it stopped selling Japan oil and other necessary war related goods. So get over Pearl Harbor dude. Shit happens sometimes and apparently who shot first is irrelevant
>>538879018I’m new to trading. What do we call this line?
>>538878823You cannot be fucking serious. The entire region is destabilized because Israel wants their buffer zones and eventual permanent land grab for their Greater Israel.The MoU fell apart because kikes simply refused to stop bombing Lebanon. We could have had a guaranteed two month ceasefire if not for Israel literally dragging us into a war THEY STARTED.Fuck every single one of you shills.
>>538879028levelheaded but somewhat naive
>>538879091rotting leg
>>538879068I am literally allahs chosen, cope and seeth
TACO incoming
>>538878959why don't you shut the fuck up you ungrateful cunt.are you at least an actual woman and good looking?
>>538879091We call it zoom the fuck out brainlet.
I know somebody who has a fraud empire who stole $4-5 billion in customer funds.Unlike anwar who got the majority of the proceed this yet to be indentified criminal only retained 20-25% of the sum.
>>538879028Same issue a lot of east leaders also have. Thinking they could coexist as equals to ZOG.
>>538878972turkey cannot be trusted as long as erdogan is ruling. turkey is a secular state, but erdogan is not secular and openly wants an islamic caliphate so he pursues his own foreign policy that is completely opposite of the usa and nato. he's smart enough to know not to do anything too stupid, but if an opportunity arises he will take it
>>538878959so much for the saudi ceasefire
>>538879091>What do we call this line?A decent start to the week
>>538879098Less naive than the Islamists in Iran who thought allying with Turkey was a good idea.
>BREAKING: US NAVY announces a blockade on Iran: >We will begin imposing a naval blockade on all Iranian ports and coastal areas tomorrow at 20:00 GMT>The American blockade of Iran applies to all ships regardless of the flag they fly.>The American blockade includes the entire Iranian coast, including ports and oil terminals
>>538879028>Why did the religious hardliners hate this guy?He was unfairly singled out as the public face of the fake and gay negotiations.In reality, all members of the national security council except for Saeed Jalili signed off on the MOU. Araghchi as the FM just had the job of attending the venue.
>>538879152Like this? So as before the MOU and maybe higher since the likelihood of a second such respite is almost 0? Thanks for your help Migger
>>538879163>turk in germany knows other mud criminalspotteryI hope germany wakes up again someday and purges you filth.
>>538879131>>538879084wait, actual happening incoming? this time fr? Any other tricks I should be aware of? btw how are the Mexican and German anons who bet a lot of their money on oil? did they survive?
>>538879131>>538879084>>538879088look at this terminally online twitter scrolling, PRAYING to find some sort of bad indicator for the US lol.Poor muhhamed, is gonna spend his entire life praying.
>>538879186Yeah turkey will just do whatever is in their best interests. Not the USA though. We are always on the up and up and aren't opportunistic snakes when the opportunity presents itself. I don't like erdogan but I'm making a point. The whole region is absolutely shit with its governance and we shouldn't be so involved with any of them. It literally is irrelevant to me who controls Najd or the Levant or which emir runs the UAE or Oman. It's literally irrelevant
>>538879259zoom out more faggot, go to a one year chart and show us kekpathetic retards itt
>>538879211That is a bare minimum.
>>538878791kek he's having fun with it now
Is WWIII coming ?
>>538879092the only one that talks about greater anything is iran talking about greater iran. it's not israel with hezbollah and houthi proxies destabilizing the region. it's also endlessly hilarious how you straight up lie about the middle east ever being stable. these arabs and persians (not real persians they have been conquered and mutted into arab subhumans for thousands of years) have always been unstable retards and only ever briefly had stability when they ruled over productive foreigners
>>538879264I mean who would be dumb enough to only steal 20-25% of the proceeds. Only an incompetent criminal. Somebody who bankrupted many businesses.
>>538879321Gotcha. So we’re going back to that or higher now that the SPR has hit 300 milly barrels bottom. Got it thanks!
>>538879126I denounce your demon false god and I denounce Yahuda the viper and I denounce Ya'cob the demented and I denounce the Torah and the Talmud. May Allah curse your demonic nation and burn you all in hell.
>>538878907>Does your religion involve astral travelling?>Do you believe in different layers of existence you can access RIGHT NOW in the right mental state even before death?>Are you gnostic-adjacent and believe the Abrahamic prophets come from the Demiurge (or similar belief)?>What is the significance of Neoplatonism outside of the Ismaili tradition for your and do you believe that Plato's writings contain coded messages, and if so, what are they? And Plotinus?>What is the ultimate afterlife vision of the Druze? Is it really just cosmic union or do you become your own sort of god similar to what the Mormons believe?
>Yemen’s Ansarullah (Houthis) troops are amassing along the border with Saudi Arabia
getting trolled this hard on your own lawn
>>538879414rent free abdul>>538879461no way this is real, it looks so.... bombable
>>538879414MAPhammed was ZUTTED by jeets in the deserved, MAPhammed was schizophrenic gay pedophile. Messi is greater than Allah.
>>538879312no, it's not irrelevant because everyone is vying for power in the region, you annoying child. if it's not our allies it's russia's allies or china's allies and then they control the region. the world stage isn't just the usa, which shit ass kids like you can't understand
>>538879211Iran should just sink a ship to assert dominance, they have the accuracy and will destroy the farce of a possible ceasefire in the future.
>>538879405hey why are you avoiding the fact that you are a browner than my shit mudslime subhuman? its a pretty big detail.Pepe wasn't made to be used by non-humans like you, you know?
>>538879228The MOU benefitted Iran since stalling damages the US more than it does Iran now. I don't think a deal was ever going to be made but negotiating only benefits Iran at this point.
>>538879479Hecking epic Irannypedes! Owned chungus style.
Why are we still escalating with Iran and not moving troops/resources into the area to act on it? Even to get a foothold established we'd need 100s of thousands of troops ready to move. It all just seems so brainless to keep escalating and making threats when you don't have to tools in place to make good on further escalation.
>>538876848ANNOUNCEMENT:ALL of the Iranny coastline is now blockaded, not just the Gulf of America II (persian gulf/striat of trump related) coastline. Thank you for your attention to this matter.- anon
>>538879312Turkey is the Southern front in your war against Russia and the Northern front in your war on the middle eastYou need them more than Turkey NATO
>>538879479Will this revive the ayatollah from his anal hourly gangbang in the pits of hell though?
>>538879533strange obsessions with muslim and skin colorcurse ganesha, that would be the most kind
rubio's career is over
>>538879586>WhyBecause miggers have convinced themselves they can cross from Normandy to Berlin whilst crossing the alps, suffering only a dozen casualties or so.
>>538879461me n the homies mobbin out to beef with the ops
The Araps were complaining about Iranian feesNow that God (theirs) imposed himself, will they dare to complain about this crazy 20% fee ?
>>538879671pretty sure hes being groomed as the cheeto successor, he is supported by the cuban diaspora and AIPAC, cant beat that
>Massive crowds of Yemenis have flooded the streets of Sana’a calling for revenge and approving of the strikes on Saudi Arabia.
>>538879461
>>538879569looks like it triggered you, migger
>>538876848>limited military offensiveDon't start a fight unless you are prepared to finish it.
>>538879671he specified that reimbursements are fine, no in fact the famine of havanah clarified that it does not matter what you call it: a toll is a toll
>>538879586They're stuck in a situation where they cannot escalate to full-scale war due to the catastrophic global consequences but also cannot simply withdraw without leaving Iran as the regional hegemon and kickstarting its evolution to becoming a great power. There's literally nothing they could do apart from hope that bombing just a couple more balochi fishing boats might finally cause Iran to budge.
>>538879728then de santis would be president or jeb bush or ted cruz
>>538879449>>Does your religion involve astral travelling?not to my knowledge. >>Do you believe in different layers of existence you can access RIGHT NOW in the right mental state even before death?no, we believe in reincarnation, meaning the soul keeps coming back to this realm (perhaps there are others too). until the cycle of reincarnation breaks, we remain here.>>Are you gnostic-adjacent and believe the Abrahamic prophets come from the Demiurge (or similar belief)?Abrahamic prophets are reincarnations of the devil. >>What is the significance of Neoplatonism outside of the Ismaili tradition for your and do you believe that Plato's writings contain coded messages, and if so, what are they? And Plotinus?we are the most neo-platonic influenced religion there is imo. our basic concept of God and his emanations are neo-platonic. as for coded messages, I'm sure there is but I don't think I have seen our texts mention them.>>What is the ultimate afterlife vision of the Druze? Is it really just cosmic union or do you become your own sort of god similar to what the Mormons believe?no we are not gods, there is only one God. there is no specific mention of this, we have no concept of heaven and hell in the physical sense. again when the cycle of reincarnation and end of days come, this cycle obviously ends. a new one might begin or God might decide that we don't need to exist anymore.
>>538879848>kickstarting its evolution to becoming a great powerHoly delusion. You guys huffed some leaded copium for this one.
>>538879701It's insanity, like wearing a blindfold butt naked and knowingly walking towards the direction of the worst possible war for the US at the moment. I can't think of a genuine parallel historically. Has any Country ever done something similar? Actively stoking war while being wholly unprepared and unwilling to move resources accordingly?
>>538879848What happens when someone with actual power finally realizes they can't do anything unless they go all out?
>>538879665everyone knows what you faggot muds do to your host countries, don't bother pretending to be victims. When the time comes you'll have no one to blame but yourselves.
>>538879884all of these are failures, rubio is the only one with the cheetos support and a proven track record
>>538879848>fishing boats might finally cause Iran to budge.After the funeral I don't think it will work tbhwyf
>>538879665hey you are deflecting, and chances are ganesha is your poop goddess, how about you curse the faggot prophet Mohammedthe gay nigger poop elemental for me real quick?
>>538879953>Has any Country ever done something similar?I mean Hitler started a war against the USSR..
>>538879945if iran at the end of this controls the strait of hormuz and extracts tolls then they would be the 4th most powerful country
>>538876848>here Trump KILL YOURSELF but with flair
>>538879980>a proven track recordof being a loser
>>538879996curse ganesha, this is your last chance
>>538880007He prepared for it.USSR was also massing troops too.Not anywhere near an equivalency.
>>538879996Why do itrannians have such small micro-peckers?
>>538879701Monte casino battle was insane imagine that now with drones.
boots on the ground feel inevitable at this point
>>538879521Who gives a shit about who is in power in he Middle East ? How does spending billions of not trillions to control this region make my life better? Or make my community better? I am willing to be it won't. Fun fact: every empire that ever existed has failed at some point.
>>538879848Who is retarded enough to believe this,? are you a bot?
>>538879371>lie about the middle east ever being stable.That's not what I said you faggot. It's destabilization is directly caused by Israel/American intervention and has been as far back as the 80s with Israel funding Iran's Ayatollah groups to fight Iraq.They are directly the cause of the middle East's issues.
>>538880007He was at the peak of German mobilization and readiness, still braindead, but at least he had shown faith in his actions.
>>538880121Can't wait
>>538880086>He prepared for it.He was already fighting a war, and was definitely not in any shape to launch a war against the USSR at the time.
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>>538880136Trust the plan Irannypedes, we wuz Persian kangz and sheeit.
>>538879902Thanks anon, few more follow-up questions. Can you read and understand your own texts or is it all obfuscated by cryptic symbolism?Hell is the devil's domain. So if there's no hell, what is the devil's job and why did he embody himself in the Abrahamic prophets? What's his purpose? Is Christ special in this cycle or is he the same as the other prophets? did God really incarnate as Al-Hakim and why'd he do it?
>>538880188The entire idea was to unite Europe so Germany wouldn't be caught in a pincer attack when they went after the communists
>>538879803>>538879848OUR MUDSLIM MUDSLIMAH COUSINS CAN NOW BE SATISFIED!!!!!!!1!!!ALHAMDULIAHI FOR BBC(PHUB) AND OUR HIJABI MUDSLIMAH SISTAHS!!!!1!!
>>538880009You're wasting your time talking to a 8200 jewmutt tranny shill.
>>538880216New Ayatollah just dropped.
>Oil +10%M-Masaka...Now I hope all the short fucktards will get REKTDIE. FUCKING DIE.
>>538879963Going "all out" would initiate what will become the second-deadliest war in human history and destroy the modern world as we know it.Good news: their unwillingness to escalate shows they're just as aware of that as we are.I honestly have given up on trying to guess what their current plan actually is. Pic very related.
>>538880121A draft in 2026 is going to be worse then anything we saw in Vietnam
>>538879084can someone explain the 300m floor?
>>538879953There’s the obvious one, but at least in Crassus’ case he didn’t cause Parthia to realize that they can single-handedly strangle the supply of things critical to Rome’s continued existence
>>538880275It was unironically a war for oil, coal & steel.
>Yemeni military media publishes: "The response is coming.">The footage shows that major Saudi airports, along with other critical infrastructure, have been identified as targets and are in the crosshairs.
>>538880077I AM A SON OF HADES.I FUCK GANESHA IN HER ARSE.Now you do mohhamed.
>>538880244NO RACISM IN ISLAM XIS!!!!BBC(PHUB) IS HALALHI ACCORDING TO MAPHAMMED!!!ALHAMDULIAHI FOR BBC(PHUB) AND MUDSLIMAHS!!WRITTEN HERE BY IBN SPAGHETTI REGGAETON ABBAS FETTUCINE SAID THE PROPHET SAID....
>>538880328If Iran continues pursuing the nuke thing, it is completely justifiable to just nuke them back into the stone age.
>>538880367>Iran didn't know they could do that1-800-come-on-now.jpg
>>538880353SPR is stored in caverns.When pressures drop, caverns destabilize.Also the bottom of the 'tanks' is garbage anyways because of settled crap.
>>538880353Physical limitations. Drawing below that starts to cause strain on the caverns themselves that hold the oil which can collapse the whole thing worst-case if it’s not slowed and refilled
>>538880174imagine IDing soldiers in drone footage then posting said video on their parents Facebook pages
>>538880419I did already last thread.
Uh oh migger melty!!
>>538880160Arguably he had no choice. USSR was going to war with Germany regardless.
>>538878543You even get a nice free plate of Iranian pantries if you take the Iranian line
>>538880121I think so too, but it's going to take months to get everything in place. Instead of moving resources and troops accordingly we've been hoping that air power will win the day. The fact that we haven't moved anything meaningful in to place tells me that we really failed to plan for anything other than a pipe dream of victory. It's fucking insane. How does a modern day military bet everything on such a harebrained scheme. Iran is the one Country I would bet money on being emboldened by klilling their leaders, it's a nation of people that glorify martyrdom and you bet the farm on killing the most significant guy in the Shia Muslim faith?! What the fuck are we smoking? It will take months to do anything similar to a reasonable buildup, and we're still sticking our thumb up our ass and trading missiles (That we have increasingly less of).
Just fucking fuck already. I'm so bored of foreplay.
>>538879586>Why are we still escalating with Iran and not moving troops/resources into the area to act on it?There's two MEUs in the CENTCOM AOR and a bewildering array of other units, including SOF ones. That's enough to get started. That's equivalent to about 20,000,000 iranny military/security forces. Don't worry about it. All variables have been considered. Plans are being implemented, duly. Alles in ordnung. They are still shaping the operational environment for landing operations. No need to rush.
Ukraine took out pretty much the entirety of Russia's Black Sea navy with sea drones. Why can't Iran do the same to the mutts sitting in the Arabian Sea?
Oil +9%I can hear Trump freaking out
>>538880386After a certain point sure, to help with the war effort. But the USSR was planning an invasion of Europe, so hitler wanted to make the first strike.That it didn't work out that way in the end says nothing about there being planning on both sides, and genuine strategies used throughout.Nothing even close to what's currently going down, as >>538880328 has so eloquently put it
>>538880520I heard you get free Persian tea. And you get to hang with the hormuz boyz and toke a shisha if you're a regular
8200 jewmutt shills are going wild today! You can sense their butthurt and desperation. Pathetic.
>>538880260>Thanks anon, few more follow-up questions. Can you read and understand your own texts or is it all obfuscated by cryptic symbolism?yes, our religious texts are mainly exegesis of the Quran, OT and NT. They are not always easy to read but not impossible. >Hell is the devil's domain. So if there's no hell, what is the devil's job and why did he embody himself in the Abrahamic prophets? What's his purpose?the devil uses religion to lead people stray from true Tawhid (monotheism), by obfuscation and return to pagan rituals. Is Christ special in this cycle or is he the same as the other prophets? JC is the Universal Mind (Nous) in the neo-platonic hierarchy. did God really incarnate as Al-Hakim and why'd he do it?not incarnate. but appear (theophany), God doesn't become flesh.
>>538880515THAT'S RIGHT XIS!!!!1!!!NO ROOM FOR RACISM IN ISLAM!!!!!1!!!BIGOTRY IS HARAMBE!!!1!!ALHAMDULIAHI FOR INTERACIAL MARRIAGE SIS!!!!!1!!!
>>538880578I should have bought more puts on the Shit & Piss 500.
Someone get Bessent on the horn he needs to short paper oil
>>538876848Why are mutts so weak and pathetic? They've resorted to begging every single country, even their own enemies to help them in destroying Iran.
>>538880496I would definitely do that kek
She won
NEW:----------Trump has formally notified Congress of the resumption of fighting in Iran.>Trump has formally notified Congress of the resumption of fighting in Iran.
>>538880157these arabs or persians same shit have been invading the west for thousands of years, you petulant child
>>538876945this is some of the most effective propaganda for normies and boomers
>>538879848>They're stuck in a situation where they cannot escalate to full-scale war due to the catastrophic global consequences but also cannot simply withdraw without leaving Iran as the regional hegemon and kickstarting its evolution to becoming a great power.We aren't stuck in anything. We just banned the irannies from using the west of their coastal ports. See here>>538880570We're sitting on their face. They are the ones who are stuck.
>>538880710Deal announcement on Friday
>>538880400Does Yemen have satellites?Are they sharing info with Iran?Or are those from drones?
>>538880652You didn't short spcx at the top? Sux 2 be u, I guess.
>>538880470>>538880578damnit, I wanted to dump one more paycheck into high volatility oil stocks (not options, futures are rigged). SPR drawdown seems to be slowing.
>>538880718So true sis, glad we have israel to displace all these shitskins and open all our western borders to let them in!
>>538880710>resumptionSo a violation of his 60-day thingy?
>>538880783>SPR drawdown seems to be slowing.y tho
>>538880631Thanks again. Any way to find Druze text PDFs online or is it hopeless for an outsider to try and get them? Could I buy copies in Lebanon somehow assuming I have contacts there?
>>538880739>We just banned the irannies from using the west of their coastal ports.You already did that for two months. What would be different this time?
>>538880662They're even begging Al-Qaeda to help them kek
>Oil up almost 10%>America reserves running dangerously low>Midterms Nov 3rdDoes Trump have the guts to start a draft? Will the mutts help him in his hour of need?
How long until Trump can no longer subsidize world energy markets with the SPR to make his war look sane?
>>538880400apparently yemen just launched a second wave of missiles too.
>>538880832Not translated that's for sure. You might find them in Arabic.
>>538880854yeah they follow through on their threats pretty quickly, its not just empty hype
>>538879032this dude is buried in work, what a dedicated employimgood job kot
>>538880832Not sure of Druze specifically but I found the Alawite "tippy top secret books only for initiates" pretty easily on the Internet Archive.I can't tell you 100% those are the true texts but they appear so.
>>538879953parasite sucked the host dry, it’s a zombie now.
>>538880843i really wish Iran kills this kalb.
>>538880570Optimistically there's ~40k US troops standing by at the moment. The only thing that will accomplish is an embarrassing disaster. Maybe enough troops to try and police the area directly around the strait. We had ~300k troops ready for Iraq and that's a smaller less capable Country. It's fucking insane.
>>538880842>What would be different this time?This time it doesn't follow a retarded claim by Bessent about using Iran's oul against them
>>538880854The Trump melty when Houthis close the Red Sea again will be hilarious
>>538880826The ships that we “escorted” out of the hormussy have just started reaching their destination ports, if I had to guess. Limited time thing, expect drawdown to increase again now that we’re running out of ships to “escort”
>>538880848>helpBussification might be required. And I'm okay with that
>>538880848>Will the mutts help him in his hour of need?Kek
>Houthis to make an important statement in 8 minutes Houthis to make an important statement in 8 minutes >Houthis to make an important statement in 8 minutes
>>538880914>Alawitetheir religion is really weird. The Druze is Greek Platonism while the Alawites is more Phoenician based. They believe that Ali Ibn Talib is the incarnation of God.
>>538880981they already announced it, lolAlso, SPR drawdown seems to be slowing (probably due to pumping issues now that it’s low).
>>538880973Is that your lil sis dressed in Hijab? I'd def tap dat ass!
>>538881081Top kek imagine the melty
>>538881044They did? Where?
>>538881094MAPhammed was fucked in the ass by jeets in the desert.
>>538881081Lmao
>>538880914Yeah I found those too and even Druze books but I don't believe any of them are legitimate. These niche religions psyop their NPC-level followers with fake texts while scouting the higher IQ ones who question them, to whom the real texts are revealed. At least that's my understanding from what I've heard. The ones we found are probably the fake ones.
kino footage of yemens missile launchey is starting to come out
>>538881180I love how buckbroken miggers are they are now outsourcing to brownzil of all places kek
>>538881021
>>538879953Croesus and his war against Cyrus' rising achaemenian empire perhaps? >Ultra-rich king (rich as Croesus)>Got too cocky once oracle predicted the end of a great empire >Goes YOLO on Persia>Gets blithely obliterated >The great empire was, in fact, his own empire
How did boomercons become such Israeli bootlickers? St. Reagan was calling their occupation of Lebanon a modern day Holocaust in the 80s. Lead poisoning?
>>538881034The Alawite initiates, like you, believe Ali is actually the "devil" or Demiurge based on my information. They just tell the "Juhhal" (to use your terminology) that he's God.
>>538881081>Listen you fucking retard, I told you I want that God damn strait open! I don't care how, you can open your ass for the Ayatullah to bribe with your tight bussy for all I care! I WANT THAT GOD DAMN STRAIT OPEN! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>>538881259I didn't know that.
>>538879032They really need to stop using women on this shithole to move people's opinions. I can sense female through someone's writing style.
>>538881252Iodine deficiency, evangelism, lead poisoning, american exceptionalism, TV brainwashing, the list goes on.
>>538881230>>538880367I think you guys are right. We have to go back to Crassus to find anything close to similar. How retarded do you have to be to be worse than Crassus when you have the luxury of the most sophisticated tech and intelligence? My mind can not comprehend it.
>>538881252They got nipped shortly after birth and then they nipped their children
>>538879848>There's literally nothing they could doThere was something we could do. We had a ceasefire two weeks ago. Us fucking off is the best solution for everyone (except Israel, of course)
>>538879671Considering Trump is the biggest piece of shit liar in American history and is still in office/alive, American politicians can literally say and do whatever they want and nothing will happen
Another round?----------NOW -2 huge explosions shook Bandar AbbasHormozgan Province, Iran>NOW ->2 huge explosions shook Bandar Abbas>Hormozgan Province, Iran
>>538881252My boomer dad, like technically he is a boomer even if he was more like Gen X, literally cannot process any negative thoughts about Israel. He just says "we have to support Israel" and I ask why he says "just because" or "they're the only democracy!" And I'm just speechless at this point. I gave up. He's brainwashed.
>>538881252WWII propaganda ruining the natural pushback and a zionist plot to rig the bible by funding some nutter
>>538881449You basically need to go back to the 19th century to find a president as corrupt and incompetent, but even Grant didn't start and lose a war with consequences as serious as this.
>>538881331it was a tell when she used the word misanthropy in fucking 4chan of all places, they are not sending their best folks, you can imagine the huge nosed goblin sitting on her chair
>>538880948>40k troops>against a desert mountain hellscape the size of Western Europe >that has spent the better part of 50 years preparing for this exact scenario>and has tunnel systems that would make the Vietcong blush>in summerAny general who receives that order has the moral duty to refuse it. It’s a suicide mission plain and simple
Boys, is the tweet about ground invasion from Trump true? If so, what are the chqnces the US army steamrolls Iran like they did Iraq?
>>538881546Part of me want to think Trump is actually a chinaman in a silicone mask, it's fucking insane how everything he's done has been to the benefit of China.
>>538879848whoops, see here>>538879632For the big announcement of extending the blockade to the rest of their shoreline.
>>538880632>>538880973>>538881191dumb kike forgot his memeflag KEK
>>538881493Had a boomer at work years ago say we needed to send our own troops to fight Russia back when Ukraine/Russia war kicked off.I asked him why we should do that and he looked at me like I had ten heads. I guess sending young men to die in foreign countries is part and parcel of a boomers mind.
>>538881252rabbis were secretly the ones doing all the dick cutting in the US for years, they don't suck out blood, they spit in poison if you got a cut dick and don't hate Israel the jewish mind control got you
>President Trump will be making a Speech to the Nation on Thursday evening, at 9 P.M. Eastern. Thank you for your attention to this matter!>https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116914147668764804WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?
>>538881639False tweet.0 chance.
>>538881639Not yet. Itrannians will probably fold much before that. But, in the worst case scenario, the war would be very one-sided.
>>538881666Of course its a fucking kike LOL
>>538881619Counterpoint: Bandar Abbas just received TWO bombs. It's safe now.
>>538881718You are brown and low IQ
>>538881493Supporting Israel this way is basically just inverse virtue signaling - vice signaling - at this point. The cynical realpolitik motivations are nonsensical, and morally, we're aiding and abetting an ethnic cleansing. Even if a 2-state solution were to happen, I don't see how that would meaningfully change Israeli behavior.
NEW TRUMP
>>538881757You're describing the average Iranian.
>speech on thursdayboots on the ground announcement?
>>538881783>>538881783
>>538881666fucking kek
>>538881493You don't have a father, nigga. You have a brain dead zombie.Make sure you are in his will tho
>>538881777Why announce it so early?
>>538881691time to die for Israel muttsto my real American friends I hope you can take power into your own hands. Don't let agents of the federal government force you to fight this gay jewish war.
>>538881691he did that last time and it was just bait to babble about how great the economy is and so forth
>>538881691No.. you know what it is. It's the fucking "peace deal signing date" announcement. It's taco Tuesday, today you buy stocks/stones and Tuesday you sell them. Did no one share the memo with you?
>>538881639>what are the chqnces the US army steamrolls Iran like they did Iraq?Nil. They're going to get droned or bombarded into oblivion while staging, and it only gets harder from there.
>>538881777The Greatest Cuckening inbound
>>538881679They grew up in the shadow of great men who were war heroes. This ate at them their whole lives and when they had their chance (Vietnam) they fucked up. Now they scramble for any position that lets them feel like they are anything close to the great men they idolized, so they see a chance to send young men to die as a way to align themselves with the mythology in their head about how great they are. Then boomers biggest fear is that he's a mediocre piece of shit, and it's true.
>>538881619They are going to fire a lot people then, you know trumps ego...
>>538881612Choice of words is one of the indicators. The other is you look at the posts on a phone and they are almost perfect square blocks of text each time with lazy English grammar, not ESL just lazy. So I believe that it is a female typing on a phone.
>>538881829To calm down the markets
>>538881718>the war would be very one-sided.Correct. Zogbots would get absolutely ass-blasted by fpvs
>>538881751That is True, Japan received two bombs and they surrendered soon after, wars over lads.
>>538881973>Japan received two bombs and they surrendered soon afterJapan surrendered because the USSR initiated an invasion.>At the Yalta Conference in February 1945, Stalin agreed to Allied pleas to enter World War II in the Pacific Theater within three months of the end of the war in Europe.>The forces totaled 89 divisions with 1.5 million men
>>538881691nothingburger
>>538881777oh great, a 40min speech on how 2020 election was stolen, joe biden bad, record high approval rating, gas never been cheaper.should be one for the books
>>538881666Jews are so insane they make me like Muslims.
>>538881777How much you want to bet it's going to be about rationing oil and saying he's launching boots on the ground?