Who do juggalos vote for?
>>538882366Who fucking cares?They should all be rounded up and killed.
they vote for miracles anon
>>538882478Do it yourself you pussy ass bitch.
>>538882478why?
>>538882615Lol, we found some of the low iq trash right here.
>>538882366M A G N E T S AGNETS
Reminder facial scanning tech doesn't work on juggalo face paint
>>538882478this. TJD
>>538882366They all have criminal records for meth dealing/public indecency.
I liked when shaggy 2 dope made fun of the guy that tattooed his face to look like his clown makeup.
>>538882366Dustin Diamond, Charlie Sheen, and Flavor Flav.
Yeah yeah we know you're scared of clowns you wuss. That's why you've got to make empty threats and low-t insults.
>>538882741Yeah people will have to start wearing face paint and masks
>>538882913Considering most well known clowns are rapists and faggots like John Wayne Gacy. Yeah. Its right to not trust them.
>>538882976>most well known clowns>posts one exampleThere are more rapists and faggots that are just regular white dudes. Maybe you should be afraid of your neighbors.
>>538882913>im white trashyeah, we know.
>>538883121You're an American on /pol/, you have no room to talk.
juggalos are the last bastion of white identity.
Never met a ICP enjoyer who wasn't a nonce.
>>538882478Basically this.
>>538883160Lol, is that the best you can manage juggalo?Not much of a surprise with your extremely limited vocabulary.
>>538882366Kek, you really think that you could ever train a Juggalo how to vote.
>>538882366I look like this and do this. Everything down to the osirises
>>538883089>regular>talks about statistical outliersHey guys, it's a fucking idiot. Point and laugh.
>>538882366Vote? Lmao
>>538882366whoever guarantees more faygo
>>538883277>he says, while using the most basic bitch insult he can muster>>538883435You must be a rapist AND a faggot
>>538882976Urgh dude fuck you it was just that one clown not all of us WHOOP WHOOP
>>538882366Clowns are what the nephalim look like which is why humans (real humans, with soul, not NPC trash) have a legitimate fear of them
What is a juggalo
>>538882366Voting is fake faggot
>>538883597>bitchThere's that world renowned juggy wit.What year of highschool did you drop out?
>>538883671About the same time you cut off your dick.
>>538882478These people are fitter and healthier than most americans. Is that why they make you seethe so much?
>>538883785You are terrible at this. I do enjoy your attempts though, they are extremely amusing.>>538883852You have no clue what you're talking about Hamlet, fuck off.
>>538883895You bore me. I'm gonna go find a real thread. Have a good day, No Nuts.
FUCK RENO NEVADAFUCKING FAGGOT TOWNBURN IT DOWN
>>538884021Lazy and stupid is no way to go through life; white trash.
>>538883644special type of redneck
>>538884276one of the very lowest forms of white trash
>>538882366Juggalos are unironically whiter than /pol/. I've interacted with a few when they do shows near my area and they were all decent white folks.Anyone that hates juggalos is unironically brown goy cattle.
If yall ain’t down with the clown…YAPROBABLY BROWN
>>538884470its funny because its true
>>538882478Based. Filthy wiggers
>>538884470>>538884548>listen to our shitty wigger music or you're brownthat's the weakest fucking shit ive ever heard.
>>538882366I dont think they can vote
>>538882366Their main issue is making Faygo eligible for food stamps
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>538882366magnets
>>538882708pussy ass bitch
wtf is a juggalo
>>538882366>who do juggalos vote for? The ugliest candidate
1. Many of them are felons and can't vote2. All of them are basically white niggers. Voting is not their thing by default3. The ones who do vote, vote for more gibs. Sometimes for Libertarian candidates, because they want to do illegal things without having to worry about legal ramifications.
>>538882366fucking mandates, how they work?
>>538882741it isn't 20 years ago. they don't rely on facial recog in high vale locations.
>>538883621Humans are just toxic Nephiliim as a BASED white man explains in this song. Juggalo's are based.
>>538887587Eh they drink something called faygo and may or may not be gun runners
>>538887852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QORuNyM4n3MSong - very based
>>538887738>non-violent white people who dont participate in the jewish system, keep to themselves, and want to be left aloneoy vey this is another holocaust
>>538882734lool
>>538882478But if you don't have family they will be your family, Juggalo Gang!
>>538882366i would be absolutely shocked if any of em actually voted
post sexy juggalettes, the meth and dancing keeps them all slinky and hot
>>538888116If you think voting does anything youve been JEWED.com
>>538887882why do they wear the mask
>>538883671you do sound like a bitch thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1MzPvRe1_c
>>538888099Woop, woop, clown homies
>>538888582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkTqbT9hBJUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3I2EVNE7Ms
>>538888492no one cared before they put on the mask
What the fuck is a juggalo?
538889368wiggers who would pay to see Kottonmouth Kings, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Vanilla Ice, Zug Izland, Esham, Natas, Side Weighs, Tech N9ne, Wolfpac, 2 Live Crew, Rehab, Necro, Haystak, King Gordy, Brotha Lynch Hung, Prozak, Three 6 Mafia, Afroman, Bizarre, Big B, George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic, Mack 10, Delusional, Coolio, Bubba Sparxxx, Lil Wyte, Psychostick, Killah Priest, Bushwick Bill, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Kurupt, Powerman 5000, Digital Underground, Drowning Pool, Too $hort, Ying Yang Twins, Mushroomhead, Andrew W.K., Ice Cube, Gwar, Scarface, Naughty by Nature, Spice 1, Ralphie May, Method Man & Redman, Above the Law, Warren G, Cypress Hill, Cannibal Corpse, DJ Quik, Whitney Peyton, Tila Tequila, Tone Lōc, Rob Base, Busta Rhymes, Hopsin, Mystikal, Juvenile, Lil Jon, Saliva, Xzibit, Paris, Soulfly, Fear Factory, Static-X, P.O.D., One-Eyed Doll, Kittie, Green Jellÿ, MC Lars, Cheech & Chong, The Pharcyde, The Fat Boys, Millionaires, Kool Keith, Onyx, Danny Brown, Slaine, Master P, Raekwon, Swollen Members, Clownvis Presley, Jelly Roll, Morris Day & The Time, $uicideboy$, City Morgue, Ghostemane and Geto Boys.
>>538882366george floyd and maria juana
>>538882366i don't know but they're all fucking retards. i've had the misfortune of knowing/meeting quite a few of them over the years because this city is full of retarded people
>>538890775if you take ICP more thank shock edgy stupid music, you're a retard, there's tons of dumb ass musical acts like this throughout the years. They are just performers. If your identity is this especially so, but having fun doesn't make you retarded. I'm sure you've done tons of retarded shit too.
>>538882366I hate Eminem even so much for being King Wigger so I give the juggalos a pass for feuding with him. They also are usually better people than Eminem fans even if they are super trashy. I've also randomly seen juggalos packed 6 deep in cars in face paint at like 3am and it always makes me laugh and cheers me up.
>>538882366Their meth dealer.
>>538890574>Andrew W.Kactually they hated him
>>538882366Well, she isn't fat.
>>538882366If FBI listed them as a dangerous group due to their difficulty in being atomized by Jewish demoralization & dividing tactics, then their potential as a bloc is a threat.How was their obedience level during Covid?
>>538883644Let me think for a secondOh, he gets butt-nakedAnd then he walks through the streetsWinking at the freaksWith a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
>>538891600>>538893229they seem like cool peopleafter all, they never called me a cracker or a goy
>>538884620THE MEME IS REAL WTFFFFF
>>538883644A fifty year old fan of the Insane Clown Posse, who still thinks "magnets...what the fuck?" is edgy.
>>538883644A dead bodyWell, he ain't really dead, but he ain't likeAnybody that you've ever met beforeHe'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four
We live in a simulation.The objective of the simulation is to research why Hitler did that.Woop woop or some shit
>>538882478This kek fpbp
>>538884952>I dont think they can voteIt's true. I can't vote. I stole the TV. I stabbed a guy. A couple guys... I sold a baby. A white baby!
>>538882366What a waste.
>>538882734Seconded. It's how it motherfuckin works.
>>538882366Are jugalettes whores?
>>538882366Anyone who can harness the magnets.
>>538882478Fpbp
>>538883216How do you know? Do they talk about noncing?
>>538882708more of us than of youand we actually swing our knives you pussy bitchmade twink
>>538882734Here you fags go.
>>538882366no one
>>538882366Show of hands:How many of you faggots actually seen a Juggalo in real life? I never did.
>>538894055Without googling, solely from your own knowledge, fully explain to me how magnets work.
>>538898471I knew 3 generations from one family
they don't
>>538882366Who's gonna go to a gathering to collect Poop Dollars to send to the Kansas City Fed?
>>538882478Lmao I fucking love /pol/
>>538899178F I E L D SIELDS
>>538882478Magnet Scientist still angry he got called out
>>538899252Imagine being born and your dad is a fucking juggalo and forces you to wear that gay clown makeup.. brutal
>>538882741Wrong, it's not 2023 anymore.
>>538882366They actually have a cool attitude about life except screw all of that throwing piss or shit on people or you have to blow me to fuck this girl. If it wasn't for the gay shit like that I saw this would be the best party in the country.
>>538882571N or S?I can't decide
>>538899616>you have to blow me to fuck this girlDon't try to fuck other guys wives and you won't have to blow anyone, you brown NTR addicted faggot.
Why hasn't anybody dug into their deep scientific memories and posted exactly how magnets work? Remember, from memory, no googling. Full explanation.
>>538887738They actually dislike Dems for being soft, and Trump did pro wrestling.Juggalos love Trump. I don't know where you are getting your information.
>>538882478this, so much this
>>538883621this anon knowsi never liked clowns. i didnt have fear per se but an unsettling, eerie feeling abt them
>>538882741we can just wholesale slaughter any wigger, problem solved
>>538882366Beat these clowns into submission
>>538898471ive met severalif you have been to a dollar store or waffle house, you have seen an ICP fan
>>538882366Whomever ZOG orders.
I had a cousin who was into this shit like 10-15 years ago. She was a fucking menace to the family, always stealing and trying to borrow money. Trying to be a hooker out in front of our house in her RV that is dragged around by her husband's truck. We literally had to move away because she's such a fucking leech and the cops wouldn't do anything. She's dead now, though, and I think only her mom went to the funeral. I think the Onlyfans thing she tried for was the final straw for her... She would post on facebook how much she will be rich and she wouldn't give us a fucking dime. I don't think people on OF are interested in a fucking methed out whore with no teeth.
>>538882366They're usually left leaning. I do like this somewhat recent song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmONMh0pFS0
>>538903029no fucking way this is real
>>538887587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRRQI6NtoQ
>>538903080Your family moved away from her trailer that could be towed directly to the new place?
>>538882366democrats.ICP has always been woke.they rap about murder and even fucking 15 year olds but draw the line at being a bigot
down with the clown til im dead in the ground
>>538882366I always assumed they were like furries and could go either way
How come the gay redditors can never, from memory and not looking at outside sources, explain to me how magnets actually work? It seems simple enough.
>>538899520kek
>>538882366Whomever promises them the most fat bitches
If OnlyYouKnewTheTruthAbout+Magnets-
>>538904285Nah, we're just tired of the cops showing up all the time. My parents moved to Katy, TX, to retire and to get out of CA and away from her. My Aunt/Uncle became a digital nomads or something. For the funeral, it was a pain in the ass because the husband wanted us to pay for it. So I had to pick up my aunt, who was the only one willing to fly back to the States. We all then flew to SF then rented a car to Stockton, CA.My aunt bought the cheapest funeral package, and the husband had the nerve to complain that she ended up in a paper coffin. My aunt was there for a week; she was upset, but kinda saw this coming a mile away. Four days total spent in Stockton, one for the memorial service, then a few days later for the cremation. We didn't even invite the husband to dinner afterward.
>>538882478FPBP
>>538904713Thank you for your story, anon.
>>538904867Ohh don't ever go to Stockton CA... That place is an utter gutter. No idea how she ended up there. I literally fear for my life the 4 nights we spent there.
>>538883852*poorer
>>538882874Shaggy is one of the luckiest people alive. Has an IQ of 70. Contributes almost nothing to ICP. Is basically a Violent J hype man. And is now a multimillionaire white trash wigger king. I’ll never be not baffled that these retards made it as far as they did.
Here is how magnets work.At the smallest Planck size scale, the very bottom, the smallest building blocks in this universe, the foundational fundamental part of this universe is a Pi quantity of cubes on a track lattice structure. Color is one of the two forces in this universe along with magnetism. Each cube has a Red+/Red-, Blue+/Blue-, Green+/Green-So everything in the entire universe is made from a huge quantity of miniature Planck sized, cube shaped, RGB magnets. Everything has charge, all the way down to the smallest piece, because everything in the universe is made from an incredible number of these small RGB magnetized cubes. The cardinal directions are forward/backward, left/right, up/down upon the base track. BUT, once you start to connect enough of the little cubes together, they scale upwards larger, with enough pieces forming atoms, and molecules, other shapes, moving parts. And as they scale upwards, the smaller pieces then become the track that the larger pieces travel upon, much like sound waves require a field of much smaller oxygen molecules to travel upon and through. This creates new directions of travel, gimbals, in between the 6 cardinal directions, adding more perceived angles of directional movement travel for parts to move on. What.....you Juggalos need more?
>>538898471There's a jugglo flying over my house!!!All jokes aside. I hated them growing up. But now I am old as fuck I prefer them over any other pop music cult. They have their place in society.
ThisIsNowAMagnetThread
>>538882741Pity we've got gait recognition now
>>538882366Nu juggalos are faggots and mike e clark needs to make beats for icp to be icp
>>538905083Alex abyss ran away
>>538897623>kniveshow many felonies you up to, ricky? you think clown make up makes you immune to gunfire? you fucking sex offender.
>>538882976You must be the other well known rapist clown then, because you only listed one
>>538905673That photo appears to be 18 years old, judging by the clothing items, and that juggalo looks like a faggot.
>>538887587someone who drinks semen
>>538899582lol Flock cameras can't even correctly identify people that aren't wearing masks.
>>538887760Fucking Mangrates, How do they cook?
>>538884470its not highschool anymorenormal people think you're embarrassing to be around
>>538882366do they call black juggalos "nuggalos"?
>>538882826I only met one IRL.He was connected to a meth circle.
>>538905083He has a huge cock and he was the guy who got the girls for the group
>>538882366Whichever option is the most funny.
>>538898471I've never encountered one and I grew up in rural NC. I always heard they were white trash but I was white trash and hung out with white trash and never met anyone who was into it
>>538905820That's okay, police will be very confident you are an armed and dangerous mass murderer when they show up to your home on faulty intelligence.
>>538903029
We got a theoryYou see /pol/, we got a theoryAbout magic and miracles, magnets, physics, quantum shit and the modern day scientific theory of the RGB Color spectrum (that's right, that's right)
>>538882366We need them to enlist and fight Iran on their own soil. Do it for United States of America/Israel
>>538882366Didn't these flags start shit with Eminem and got owned? Isn't one of the daughters of these guy a furry?
>>538882366They should vote for Liberty
>>538882478Juggalos rate below White trash but just above meth addicts who pimp out their children.
RIP. ASS DAN!
>>538904609Because they don't know, you silly juggalo. But unlike your clown daddy, they have the decency to pretend they do and laugh at others who admit they don't know. That's what the basedence is about. Consensus and certainty. Only redditors like us understand.
>>538889368Fans of Insane Clown Posse.
>>538905213>he doesn't walk around with varying sized tacs in his shoes every other day to throw off glownigger observationngmi bruce
>>538882366insane clown pussy
>>538894356How many times have sold your asshole to faggots for meth money?
>>538907095I'm not a Juggalo, I just like to dunk on the gay retards who try to dunk on the Juggalos, because the ICP fans are being fun about it, the reddit types are 100% serious while also being stupid.
>>538899252Probably had ancestors that ran moonshine or meth. Same kind of people.
>>538907287
>>538907247
>>538882366Whoever keeps the trailer rent paid and the EBT card working.
>>538882366Juggalos don't vote, or have jobs, or take showers
>>538882366shouldve made a vape brand called insane cloud posse, theyre pretty stupid in detroit
JUGGALOS SOLVED OIL CRISISumad?
>>538882874Shaggy 2 Dope is a MK-ULTRA mind control victim.Don't believe me? Just ask the handler-wife they gave him.>A psychiatric nurse.Coincedence?I think not.
>>538883089Most rapists are black niggers. Not all. But most.
So in essence, everything is magnetism. Torque, heat, work, gravity, the strong and weak nuclear forces, every motion, at its core, is magnetism. An attraction and a repulsion. Yin/YangIn the beginning, the universe was a singularity of the Pi quantity of magnetized RGB cubes upon the track. They were all connected together as one large (relative to an individual piece) piece with no empty unfilled track spaces between the magnetized Planck RGB cubes. Then....let there be an impact upon the singular piece...the singularity. Some energy, or force caused all of the Pi quant of Magnetized RGB cubes to expand outward in every direction. Long before they could start to reconnect back together as photons and build, up till the first atoms of hydrogen and some helium, then the first population 3 stars and so on. But the energy from the impact is still trapped within this universe, unable to escape. So the universe cannot reform back into the singularity, but something new.Some third position between +/- Between expand and contract. Big Bang and Big Crunch. Singularity, and Multilarity. Something....new. Stepping backwards and seeing both the Yin and the Yang as one new entire whole.....Not fight....not flight....but investigate.....curiosity......
>>538883345True. Because most Juggalos have trouble reading.
>>538882366most of them are felons and on probationthey can't vote in 30 states
>>538884470>Anyone that hates juggalos is unironically brown goy cattle.Juggalo trash would scold you for being such a racist antisemite. They love associating themselves with niggers and other lowlifes.They are the same as a Live Laugh Love leftist White women, in that way. Love to signal their virtue, OBSESSIVELY.
>>538882366I'm not a juggalo but I unironically think that Riddle Box is in the top 5 of best concept albums, AMA
>>538882366>Who do juggalos vote for?I guarantee you the vast majority of Juggalos have never voted and probably never will.
>>538882366Magnet Man
>>538882366
>>538882366I feel like the ideal juggalo ticket is Fetterman/Ventura
>>538905213put a pebble in your shoe
>>538905213>*breaks my own leg*
>white trash in clown makeupThe jokes write themselves.
>>538906054He sells car insurance now.https://youtube.com/shorts/GMvhaDszxBg?si=jylEl1ErQu8svGi9
Juggalos have a reputation for being chuds>t. in festival cliques and heard people bitching
>>538883785Gather now.
>>538882478yes I have never met one who wasn't a crusty loser
>>538882366I dunno. Whoever they want? Why does it matter? Also, juggalos are still a thing?
>>538908853They've always been about wanting people to have their best lives, including spending less on car insurance. I don't fault him for trying to hook up a low income fanbase who would benefit from the differently structured insurance scheme that Lemonade is running.
>>538907076>and my two kids look just like Ass Dan...
>>538908978Wow.But you mean to tell me he can't live a cushy life on his MK-ULTRA handler/psychiatric nurse wife's glownigger salary??
>>538887885>love his jacket
>>538884548If you were just hear them talk you'd think they were niggers, the faggots in ICP and their idiot fans.
>>538882366Insane clown pussy?
>>538909170Just because you have money it doesn't mean that you can't make more money and help out your relatively poor fanbase as well