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He's based for punching Nazis
>>538901895dude always had an antifa vibe
>>538901895He's alright, but I never pick him. I always prefer the create a skater.
>>538901895His mission in THAW was difficult as hell also my driving instructor looked like him
He's a faggot
>no one has posted the pastaThis board is dead.
>>538903162Yeah I was always a Chad Muska Chad.
Who has the pasta?
>>538901895>>538903956>8 posts and not one newfaggot knows the pastaIs that Mike Vallely? Back in the day, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
>>538904043I thought it was some guy who ran into him in a walgreens and tried to talk to him, but he kept getting ignored.
This guy thinks he’s like a supreme badass street fighter. There’s TONS of ways he can get a fight in MMA or boxing. I just want to see him fight someone who isn’t a high school kid or an overweight security guard. I also heard many of his fights were fake.
>>538902756Most skaters are leftists. Its so weird also, they grow up in rich white areas, never seeing any ghetto streets, and immediately side with people who hate them because they are white.
>>538901895who
>>538901895I would bet everything I own that he's got a hamster dick.
He’s an asshole. I saw Mike Vallerey at a grocery store in Los Angeles one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, 'Oh, like you’re doing now?'I was taken aback, and all I could say was 'Huh?' but he kept cutting me off and going 'huh? huh? huh?' and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff I saw him trying to walk out the store with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like 'Sir, you need to pay for those first.' At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, until he turned around and brought them to the counter.When she took the first bar and started scanning it, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually 'to prevent any electrical infetterence,' and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly."
>>538904173That's an ancient meme i think it's originally about keanu. The Ross dress for less one is about Mike v but it also actually happened
>>538901895I met him once.
>>538904043>>538905678thank you anons for your service and promptness
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