>31 STATES REPORTING CASES>OVER 800 CONFIRMED BY CDC, REAL NUMBER LIKELY MUCH HIGHER>SALAD GREENS, CILANTRO, BASIL AND BERRIES ARE CONTAMINATED>CAUSES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CRAMPS FATIGUE LASTING WEEKS
>>538911997>PARASITE OUTBREAK IN FRESH PRODUCE The rinse water had poop in it. Gross.
>>538911997Holy shit, this is real.
Thats a shame*Pulls fresh cucumber, tomato and polebeans from garden*I hope it resolves quickly
>>538911997>only happens to fresh raw produceVeggiephobic fatgods stay winning.
>>538911997>Hire poopjeets and spics>They shit in the irrigation pools or don't wash their hands after shitting>Touch everything >Spray it with shitwaterwe need robot farms asap
>>538911997>Not killed by normal washingPeople think cold water kills bacteria?
>>538912329Lardmaxxedian.
Just part and parcel of living in a free market capitalist world anon, think abput all those delicious tacos and curry dishes we get and all we have to sacrifice is a tiny little parasite?Id say its a win in my book
>>538912637Oh sonPeople don't even believe germs are real
>>538911997Avoid lost is entirely wrongIt was taco bellAt least one of the 3The biggest oneFrom their tomatoes and/or lettuce
>>538911997I actually have this now. Taking antibiotics for it.
>>538912250Wow good for you faggot . You want a medal? KysEveryone who isn't a nigger has a garden find a new flex
>>538911997pumpkin seeds kill parasites. It doesnt kill the eggs though.
>>538911997let me guess they imported jeet food
>>538913292how long did it take to set in? i had food with uncooked spinach in it for lunch
>>538911997How do Michigan and NY make up 90% of the cases? Last I hear it's 2,400 and 400 out of 3,000.
>>538911997Why do people fear diarrhea? It’s literally more pleasurable than getting head.
I just ate yummy blueberries from PublixAMA
>>538913451About ten days. Explosive diarrhea and nausea.
Salad greens have always scared me. And blueberries and raspberries are a close second. Something doesn’t feel right getting them in the open air produce area. Organic shit in a bag from Whole Foods is fine.
>>538911997>have a garden full of basil and cilantroI can just eat all I want until I get diarrhea from eating too much
>>538913505well, fucksince its a parasite hopefully my alcohol intake is high enough to kill it first
>>538911997i work in a chicken farm and you people will be surprised how many pajeets there are. I have no fucking idea how they got all the jobs but itt used to be 90% spics 10% white now its 60% spics 39% jeets 1% white. the jeets wear gloves when they are supposed to but they just touch everything anyway.
>>538913687Don’t work like that bubba
>>538913465Okay Ranjeet.
Ahhh...I'm exploooooding
>>538913414>pumpkin seeds kill parasites. It doesnt kill the eggs though.Cloves kill the eggs.Regular consumption of masala Chai (which contains Cloves) is a good idea.Well done India
>>538911997AI slop
>>538913840Yeah the parasite is in the lower intestines. Alcohol doesn't make it that far. It's mostly absorbed in the stomach
HCQ, nicotine, and zinc
>>538912250And what did you use as fertilizer?
>>538913888Awwwww he's smiling:)
>>538911997This is just a scam to do price support by dumping a bunch of food without lowering the prices. It is another bird flue egg shortage scam. Capitalism is at is again . . .
>>538914988>CAUSES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEAHis friends from India
>>538911997Oh no, the veggies I don't eat are contaminated..
>>538911997>parasitesGood thing I stocked up on these bad boys in 2021. Literal panacea.
should be a warcrime to let people work in food industries if theyre from cultures that havent figured out the benefits of eating utensils
>>538911997India is behind this. They want Americans pooping uncontrollably so they can get us used to it for when they invade.
>>538911997What the fuck is cilantro it looks like coriander
>>538911997so that's why i was feeling like shit after eating those cheap LIDL blueberries
war, plague, deathall you had to do was not vote for trump
>>538911997beautiful and original, I like it
>>538919008Nothing wrong with a little war, plague & death, the world needs that from time to time.
>>538914026So then whiskey enema should kill it right?
>>538911997Indians did this.
>Beaners pick food, it's covered in poopy microbes >Indians code software, oops now your hard drive is bricked>Chinks build everything, everything breaks after a couple of usesThanks capitalism very cool.
I think I have it, I can't stop having the runs, my gas smells horrible and my gastro tract is fucked. I'm up at 4am with discomfort and non stop farting. It's been over a week now.
>>538911997So the glyphosate poison doesn’t work anymore?
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