And it’s extremely cosy, what do you think?
What a lovely country
Non detached urban style quote-unquote suburbia is a big fat no. You guys would die if you actually saw a real honest to god Murican suburbia up close.
Need to triple council tax for wankers who pave over their entire front garden. Let the fucking grass grow you CUNTS
>>538925002https://youtu.be/omIP15lEffo?t=503and i thought she was joking about the size of english cars and houses
It's even worse he's got his own bloody garageGot enough space for 4 cars there and he still paved over the greeneryMake this nigger specially pay 10x council tax
>>538925353Yes, and same for people who renovate houses with that awful bland all-white look with the grey door and black window frames.
>>538925052>>538925074>>538925100>>5389253975/5 cosy>>538925237wtf is that looks like a prison
>>538925002>semi-detached housingCombines all the negatives of living in an apartment and a house.You need to do all the house maintanance + you can get a shitty neighbour and have no privacy.
>>538925002I was laughing my butt off watching some house hunters show international. It was mind blowing. I'm shocked they let us watch it. So this big family in Virginia sells their giant 6bed, 4bath 3 level house on 5 acres to move to England because dudes job. HahahahhahahahaSo like the whole family goes to England and they're being shown what's in their price range. They expected something comparable to their home in Virginia... NOT! First off, if your walls are touching the neighbors walls, or too close to do anything in between, you don't have a real house, no matter how many bricks you use. The bedrooms in all the houses were so laughably small, and none had built in closets so they has these free standing cupboards instead taking up a shitload of room. These rooms were big enough for a twin bed and that's it. The main bedroom wasn't much better. Shitty small bathroom that everyone has to share. Laundry room in the FUCKING KITCHEN of all places. And then the pathetic back yard where all the towering brick shitholes just look down right inside. But hey, they were all brick! You guys don't even fucking know what you're missing. Hahaha, laundry in the fucking kitchen, my God haha.
>>538925002My first apartment had a window facing the parking area so that I got swept by everyone's headlights. Oh how I suffered in those days
>>538925685Cosy
>>538925638Having one neighbour is fine. Way better than having fifty and being forced to share communal spaces with them. If you own a house you are also a full blooded landlord rather than some minority shareholder in a commonhold.
>>538925638Semi detached housing is based. You have the symbolic interaction with the Other. It’s indicative of society.
This is how americans live
>>538925992Livin DOUBLEWIDE
Comfy Yanks will never understand.https://youtu.be/KwIe_sjKeAY?si=OFY64RcrfqyUIka_
>>538925685I do feel bad for them at how little nature they seem to have left and how any sort of patches of green that exist look like dollar store forests
>>538926203It used to be a lot worse 100 years ago, forested land has increased since then
Looks like hell to me.
>>538926196gurt lush like>>538926546Those are just newbuilds. Give the greenfingers a a few year to sort it out
>>538925397I always had this question when all the houses look familiar: how to correctly enter your house when you are drunk and not make a mistake by entering your neighbour's hall and immediately starting to piss on the floor?
>>538926880How young are you? 14? Have you ever been drunk before?
>>538925002Duplexes are not ideal but fine I guess, but why is the style so hideous? What are they trying to evoke?
>>538925002we have a lot of those houses too, but I don't really like them. they just look kinda ugly, and usually the whole city they are in looks kinda hideous.
>>538925685>They expected something comparable to their home in Virginia.well rich people in America are not known for being very smart or internationally knowledgeable, they got everything handed to them by their daddy's company.
>>538926926oh throw a stone to me who never pissed themselves while being drunk
>>538925002>cosyYou spelled cozy wrong, jeet.
>>538925002why even own a garage when you can't open the car's door inside do you all drive Mr. Bean's Mini?
>>538927184All British garages are like the Tardis. Bigger on the inside.
>>538927271ooh that explains carry on then
>>538925002Go ahead and walk backwards 100 steps or just turn to the side
>>538925002Made of strong brick
>>538925267>quote-unquoteRetard
>>538925638>Combines all the negatives of living in an apartment and a house.Yeah, but they cost like £80-£160k depending on area (outside London obviously). I have a fully detached 4 bedroom but it cost me £300k
>>538925002you cannot self identify as a bong you fucking retardthat's like a yank calling itself a yankor a frog calling itself a frogbut yeah british homes are cosy so long as they weren't built in the 21st century
>>538927483Yankees do call themselves Yankees. Only Anglo New England founding stock are Yankees. Everyone else is a nigger invader.
>>538926546This is a fucking nightmare! Rofl. Germans also love their privacy especially if they have a garden but under no no no circumstances they would do this or allow this to be done! They would have plant things or build nicer and way lower fences to divide the "gardens". Cheesest Christ, what's wrong with you people? Lol lols lols.
>>538927030I rather like it. Kinda like good ugly. It’s sort of an abstract rendition of traditional textures (tiles, brick, etc), but just in a minimalist way. A simple canvas which invites the freedom of the owner’s expression. Either way it’s cozy. Imagine it’s a drab rainy Saturday and you get stoned and pissed inside that house whilst watching shit films. Very nice.
>>538925002Meanwhile, a random dude who dropped out of high school in America and started a 1 man welding business.
>>538927727>”Hello -hello-hello-hello *echo* Is there anyone out there?-there-there-there *echo*”
>>538925002it's a disgusting mud hut. No one english are so kranky
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>>538927727Grass is cut way too short.
>>538927988It's clearly late winter/early Spring.
>>538925002Now consider how much other races have failed when this is paradise for them.
>>538925002I really love England, the English people and language and culture. I'm 50/50 Irish more or less but despite being Catholic we were raised to love and respect HRH. We listened to British music and watched British tv, things made in England were associated with quality. Britain's problems stem partly from the same areas as others: economies run on funny money, headchopper migration ponzi scheme buuut Britain sucks because living in tight cosy urban deanoboxes between greenbelts reinforces the psychology of needing to be polite and reserved to get along. Along with a very rigid class system, and an upper middle class that loathes the working and welfare classes, the weak spot in English culture and thinking was always "we are so tightly packed it's just easier to get along, making a fuss or confronting difficult subjects is akin to dying 1,000 deaths."In this way the Saxon is like the Japanese.
>>538925002Heat pumps are torture devices. Americans like to joke about beans on toast but they haven't experienced the cold upstairs showers.
>>538925002Looks cozy, a few bushes and trees and flowers on the front "yard" and almost perfect, with the right neighborhood ofc.
>>538927727You have to bear in mind that England alone is approximately 10 times as densely populated as the USA. Take whatever space you/your family has to call their own, add another 9 into it and you'll get a bit of a better feeling of what it's like here. It's why semi-detached houses and deano boxes are so popular.
>>538928043Only unappealing thing is the moisture and low wagesOtherwise I'd love to live in a country where I'm not irradiated for six months of the yearDespite half my family coming here from Norfolk in 1840, it would be near impossible for me to migrate to the UK
Listed for £530,000
I watched house hunters in the YooKay with some fat bitch that kept turning to her friend asking if the place they were viewing was "in the boo-jet"
>>538925002>damp, mould ridden shit holes>ice boxes in winter>inferno in summer>300k+>BAMES everywhereYea fucking wonderful lad
>>538925002Look warm. I'll bet it's an oven in the summer.
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>>538925002all you have to do is change the windows and the front entrance and you would have a nice little house . horrible windows, terrible proportions
>>538925002>what do you think?That's basically how people in Astoria Queens live except they have a small backyard and it's more urbanized
>>538928213Idk why but some British amateur slag in her 59s yelling "fuck my arse!" In a carpark near Devon does more for me than the hottest supermodel. Guaranteed to cum bucketsWhat is this genre called? Loachian Erotica?
>>538928110Duplex is so much easier than semi-detached.
But all your neighbors are jeets that make the area unlivable.
>>538927727Americans always win space wise. One of the great sides of America, it's endlessness. People must think that it's the land of the free, although that must be a joke by now.
>>538928427I saw a Sikh guy cleaning up the park today.Do you underdtand how emotional this makes me?
>>538928110Sounds shit mate. Maybe you should go to the USA or Australia.Well, too late.
>>538928470It's a barometer. On many points Americans are the last to lose various freedoms that are chipped away everywhere. But also: no one can take away an American's freedom either, since a significant percentage will literally choose death over compliance.
>>538925002This is the pretty modest neighborhood I grew up in. It's odd to me since apparently google hasn't updated street view images since 2011, which is just a year after I moved out into my own place.It's nice, I think, but maybe that's just nostalgia and memories.https://maps.app.goo.gl/JWypi7b4idNNMaDh7
>>538928584Perhaps, but running away somewhere else and making your problems their problems always struck me as a bit of a thirdie mentality. Much better to stick with where I am, warts and all, and try and at least make it a bit better.
>>538925002It would be nice if there were English people living there instead of BIG BLACK GORILLA NIGGERS, VILE HINDOOS, CHILD EATING MUSLIM BEASTS, NEFARIOUS NOSE NONCES, SCOTSMEN, OBSEQUIOUS HEATHEN CHINEE, AND ASSORTED BROWN AND/OR SLAVIC SUBHUMANSIn all of English history there was probably about a week and a half between the discovery of antibiotics and a blood pogrom caused by a particularly unruly football match where England was a tolerably pleasant plant to live.While places like India and Africa can rightly be called the festering devil’s asshole of the world, I think England is like the hole in the tip of his throbbing erect cock. It is a small place and by all rights shouldn’t be as wretched as it is, but it inexplicably manages to be a place of endlessly deep horror.
>>538926546can't even greet your neighbors across your tiny back garden due to huge fencing during the summer, fucking bleak init?
>>538929906Based and Nippon-pilled
>>538926546woahthat is literally what Hell looked like in Hellraiser 2https://youtube.com/shorts/VUr_TgA66qs>Clive Barker (born 5 October 1952) is a British writer, filmmaker, and visual artist.yep.
>>538925533The dreaded window tax claims another victim, this is the future of house building so get used to it.
>>538927184its just another place to store your lifetime collection of shit that wont fit in the house
