He didn’t call 9-1-1 but called someone to call 9-1-1? Come on now…who believes this BS?
>>538927705We will see if its a closed casket funeral, or not.
>>538927705Hope you dont mind dem those my ladybugs
>>538927705Graham: hey staffer in the same room as me, call 911Poltard: WHY PHONE HIM?
>>538927705he needed someone to remove the giant dildo from his ass before the ambulance got there, a true professional closeter til the end
>>538928072>faggot>only talking point is about giant dildos in asseschecks out
>>538927705was he killed by a Ukraine member? if he was killed by a Russian they be screaming for War. why are they being so quiet about it?
>>538928181people who are in the closet love using the f slur, just come out dear, it's such a relief to be your true self let me tell you. I bet you're tense and angry all the time aren't you?
>>538928474Why are you trying to be his therapist? Lmao
>>538928517Sometimes we all have a lot of stress in out lives. I handle ladybugs and it is very therapeutic.
>>538928194orange clown for jewish faggots will cuck out and won't do shit
>>538927984They had to break down his door, so that's obviously not what happened, OP is right. That said it's probably not unusual.
>>538928517We all need a helping hand sometimes babe.>>538928903Oh I should try that! x
>>538927705One of the first times my grandma passed out, my then 67 year old uncle called my dad asking what to do. Dad told him to call 911. Old people are stupid sometimes.
>>538927705Staffer? Wasn't he at home, alone, at night?
>>538927705It’s been TWO WEEKS. MOVE ON.
>>538927705Where does it say he called anyone?Illiterate much?
>>538929111>sound can't travel through doors
>>538927705Seems plausible since he probably never did anything on his own. Order me a pizza. Book a meet with Trump. Send a card to my Nephew it's his birthday Saturday. Call 9-1-1 I think I'm dying.
>>538928474ah yes so every kid in the 2000s was also secretly gay
man russians must be very desperate for some kind of win kek
>>538934623It's funny, when Pussians don't kill someone they take credit, but when they do kill someone they deny and deny they did it.
>>538927705>so incompetent that he can't even call 911 on his ownThis is the most believable part of the story tbqh
>>538927705>Graham asked a staffer to call 911> "He called [and] basically said, ‘Listen, I'm having chest pains. You know, I need to do something.’ ‘Did you call 911?’ And he goes, ‘No, that's the reason I called you.’"Imagine being this coddled that you won't call 911 yourself. He relied on some zoomer to call and they said "ok" then went to eat Chinese food and forgot to call lmao.
>>538927705I would love that russians are behind this and see what Mr. Orange would do about this. However, he had aortic dissection - lethal condition. No drug or poison can make this, only long years of atherosclerosis and uncontrolled arterial hypertension. Period. Nothing to see here sir, please move along
How is that strange? He could have been going downhill for a while before he realized it was an emergency. That happens a lot with heart related problems, being in a confused state of mind too.
>>538928194>cant put boots on ground in iran>hmm lets start a war with russia tooi know trump is a retard but hes not that retarded
>>538927705No, it was his gay boy staffer who he was having sex with at the time.
Prominent figure. Has aides that do everything. Should he pull thru he doesn't want his voice plastered for weeks in the 911 call. 911 what's your emergency. Chest pains, are you sweaty sir, are you having constriction, sir you will have to calm down, I haven't said anything, calm down sir ok we have ambulance on the way, tell them to hurry up he says through clenched teeth, would you like to give yourself cpr sir, sir, sir, sir, I think he hung up
https://apnews.com/article/lindsey-graham-dies-south-carolina-bfa556e170f2df22ce9ffc7165da3dfa
What is this weird denial about a 71 year old man dying of natural causes?Is it boomers who can't accept their mortality?Is it warhawks trying to push for more war?IF Russia did kill him in a strike or assassination, that would lead to Trump losing his fucking mind on social media and move beyond just being a support role in Ukraine. From what I gather Russia's invasion and annexation is not going according to plan. I really fucking doubt they want that heat right now.
>>538928194Russia has the pee tape
>>538935860There is so much wrong with your post that I don't even know where to begin, so I'll just call you a retard instead. Retard.
>>538928194who would be screaming? The trump admin? Are you retarded?
>>538927705>Be graham>Be fucking ukranian twink envoy>Take some more dick pills>Get a heart attack>Pidor hears you collapse >He calls 911
>>538936754Sildenafil was developed to control atrial hypertension and would be unlikely to cause a heart attack.Maybe "poppers"; they love that shit.
>>538937309They specifically warn you to not take it if you already have heart issues.
>>538929111He texted the staffer to call 911
>>538936754This is how Starmer will go out too.
>>538927984>why phone himBecause he forgot the number, obviously.Christ on a pogo stick, you are dense.Everything about every detail they release meshes perfectly and clears up everything and in no way Streisand Effects any suspicions and they should keep releasing new details that make more and more sense so we can all become comfortable with the obviously true story whatever it turns out to be.
>>538927818That and if any high-profile people visit Ukraine again in the near future. If politicians suddenly stop going we'll know.
>>538937479https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa050010
>>538937789>forget the first phone number any child learn>somehow remember this random phone number insteadyou are reaching plebbit levels of mental gymnastic
>>538928194YOU'RE ALL RETARDED AND GOYIM. LMFAO SENILE DYING GOYMEN TRUMP'S HANDS ARE TURNING PURPLE YOUR ZION DON DYING IN OFFICE. LMFAO
>>538927705Yeah, to quietly smooth things over, the governor had to give Graham’s sister his Senate seat that came from Trump. it Biden or Obama did this high hell would be raised
>>538927705Bro, Graham is an old school man, he never wants to admit weakness now matter what.Zoomer cucks won't understand
https://archive.is/kJAmPSince OP is a phonefaggot and didn't link the article
>>538927818>graham lookalikes shakingbless their hearts if they arent
>>538928474I hate spidersIt doesn't mean I want to.fuck.oneSame goesnfor faggots, no matter how many Lifetime movies you queers make
>>538927705>He didn’t call 9-1-1 but called someone to call 9-1-1? Perhaps he didn't think he'd be able to stay conscious long enough to provide information to the dispatcher?
If it truly went down like they claim, he likely didn't have the wherewithal while dying to know what 'call 911' actually required of him, but he was able to mash the 'call assistant button on his speakerphone and say 'call 911' because mashing the call assistant button and making demands was something he could do on autopilot.
>>538927705Staffer had him pinned down and was going to town on his butt hole.
