She is a grifter, there is no evidence to prove any of this. https://x.com/EverIntrigued/status/2076821606530232672
I bet Maria Butina gave great head
>>538927733no wonder white women are so whores
>>538927733>intelligence agencies do stuff to coerce peopleI'm losing my mind with this ground breaking revelation.
>>538927733My best blowjob was actually from a jewess and you can ask anyone from the north east and theyll say the same
>>538927733Wonder who gets to coach these chicks in dicksucking. Like whats the job description even? Blowjob Judge?
>>538927733Every time shit like this gets thrown out, the one that does it is some vapid whore with too much botox or high on drugs (be they male or female).
>>538927733Plot twist, KGB is all men.
>>538927733>She is a grifter, there is no evidence to prove any of this.Yet i have decided to believe her
Hello Russian ladies, I have many state secrets and love redheads.
They don't have to teach shit now, Zoomer girls are fucking dynamite in bed because they've watched porn their entire lives. Gen X and early Millennial girls were the last group to grow up without being bombarded by internet porn incessantly.
>>538927733>Me man me strong>Fold over a bjWell I guess monkeys are just gonna do monkey business
Why are you repeatedly spamming this thread???
>>538927959That explains all the russian influence in romania.
>>538927733Oh yeah? Can I hire one of these broads to teach my goomar?Ey Ton', earwadIsaid?He tells me deez Russian spies are trained in suckin' ya cock.I says, Can I hire one ta teach my goomar!
Every country with a spy agency does this. I knew a girl who got recruited out of college into the CIA to be a honey pot in Arab states.
>>538927733I'm safe in the knowledge that I didn't marry a Russian spy.
>>538927733Okay but that wouldn’t work on me
>>538927733>>538927829*russian womenAnd it’s true. Having received blowjobs from every race, Slavic whores give the best blowjobs
>>538927733There is no such thing as good head. There is only bad head, and head.
>>538927854Also spies
>Some random whore shows up>HEY GUY I LOVE YOU ILL SUCK YOUR DICK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGON BTW?>This actually workslmao such pathetic simps.
>>538927733tfw no cockslut russian spy gf
>>538927733I had a 19yo Russian gf and went to visit her. She was inexperienced in fellatio but she tried hard, I could tell. She said she mainly learned from watching porn for years. She has BPD and was super eager to use my penis. Then she cheated on/dumped me a month after I returned to the U.S. was she a spy?
>>538927733Hello Russia? I have valuable secret NATO intelligence.
>>538928505sounds like the average BPD 19 year old
>>538927733Disgusting Men want virgins not used whoresThis whole world can go fuck itself, I pray everyday for nuclear annihilation and if won't happen I will create skynet myself and tell it to kill everyone and everything And it will, mark my words
>>538927733yes , Ivanka Drumpf is one
>>538927733Maybe russia should train their sex spies to not look like the underside of a shit covered shoe
>>538927733Why would you need evidence, this is just common sense. Of course spies use sex, you naive retard.
>>538928627They are not animals, though, they are demons.
>>538928449Have you not seen all the project veritas undercover videos where classified secrets are spilled because some old slob thinks hes getting his dick sucked that night?
>>538927733>WTF I love Russia now
>>538928079Hi there! I'm here for my Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki fellatio, or Russian Foreign Intelligence Service blowjob as it's called in less official terminology. Do you want me to unzip right away or is there a more specific choreography to follow?
>>538927733Is that why they all have lip filler?
>>538928449>>Some random whore shows up>>HEY GUY I LOVE YOU ILL SUCK YOUR DICK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGON BTW?>>This actually works
>>538928116This. They actually know how to fuck. They actually try to please.Porn is awesome for relationships if applied correctly.
>>538929392Its hilarious. You would have to turn me into a raging psycho to spill the beans.
>>538929392the entire DC metro area is apparently bottoms so O'Keefe's feigning being dtf gets the queers in a frenzy
>>538927878The ultimate nepo job.>I served my country for years.... as the human exam subject at the spy girl fellatio school. They had to force me to retire at gun point after I forged a 'for duration of hostilities' re-enlistment contract. Best 75 years of my life blyat.
My wife always wimps out like two minutes into a blowjob because she says it hurts her mouth. And I love blowjobs. Wish I could convince her to try a little harder.
>>538927733Looks chinese
Nice
>>538928659The fact that they have never had penises is a pretty major asset right now. Meanwhile in the west you can be charged with transphobia if you refuse to have sex with a man.>A Leaf honey comb brings xir own razors, incontinence supplies, hair removal cream, HRT pills, wig, enema bag, pronoun list, and immediately threatens to call the police if you ask him if his thong hurts his testicles. For some reason this approach has yielded exactly zero (0) state secrets through espionage. Fucking transphobes amirite.
>>538927733that face just ain't right
>>538930384Larry was too ugly for Graham to sodomize.>Let that sink in.
The best blowjobs I've ever had were from Filipina women and it's not even close. I'm not sure if it's genetic, cultural, or what, but I felt like I was having soul sucked out through my dick.
>>538931110you were
>>538931110>culturalGreen card magic bleaches SEA every day anon.
>>538927733Too bad their whores can't suck a dick to save their life
>>538931146That was my initial thought. These ones all had citizenship from work, not sucking dick. Although, one of them was a nurse so it was basically the same thing in that case.
>>538927926>vapid whore with too much botox or high on drugsso, a typical russian
>>538927733any chance they could make an online course or something? honestly should be part of civics education in any civilized society
>>538927733I am possession for top secret information that would greatly benefit Russia but I will never share.
>>538927733there is an official russian manual for perect blowjob and people going to work 8h a day teaching blowjobs.Honey how was your work today? Oh same as always, these new girls cant suck like the old school.
>>538927878Prostitutes and/or pornstars I'd assume
>>538930747Oldest excuse for a cheater. She probably gives great head, but only for her boyfriend. It's a kink
>>538928627Absurdly stupid thing to say from the nation of Messalina and Livia. Men love sexy sluts and can't get enough of them.
>>538927733My dad works for Nintendo and he tells me that Russian women are always sucking him off to get Nintendo state secrets.
I understand. I would 100% sell top secret intel to any girl with good head.
>>538927854Why would the entire northeast know who you got the best blow job from?
>>538928184
>>538927733>Sex spiesFake. The Westerners they target aren't interested in women.
>>538927733wow who could ever have expected! meanwhile, the corrupt american politicians
>>538927733I figured their honeypots are camwhores who get paid by western simps to train shoving dildos down their throats on camera.
>>538927829You mean pajeet women
>>538932308He was saying they all know about his blowjobs.
>>538927959brojob
>>538927733>She is a grifter, there is no evidence to prove any of this.K, now im convinced some of you niggers are getting paid to cover for russian optics here. No self respecting man would go so hard to cope cover for russian whores sucking western cock.
>>538927733Post the actual source podcast in full
>>538927733russian whores have wide and flat mongoloid faces, perfect for pooping on
>>538927733Pity most politicians are gay nowadays
How do I get a russian gf?
>>538928449Israel does the same and it works
>>538927733from what I've seen out of russia, even the men are experts at this technique.
>>538927733>Brave and powerful Lies, Ivan; she's obviously the real deal and I bet she even has a FSB spy's id card to prove it...
>>538935569hot
>>538927733Not sure if true, but thanks to her, millions of conservative men are now experts in dicksucking theory
>>538927733i wish i was a russian spy sent to blowjob training school. sounds pretty hot
>>538937752What's stopping you from becoming one?
>>538930384It would seem so
>>538928449Its kinda insane how many people James O'Keefe catches with this method. 3DPD never.
>>538927733> deep throat technique is most important This seems so fake. Why would you need deep throat technique spying on India or China?
>>538928251Did they teach her that move where she deepthroats dicks with her asshole?
>>538937752I bet you will get sent to TelAviv on a 20 yr assignment.
Imagine if they got dem Africans imports to blow dicks on behalf of Russia. They'd take over muttmerica in like 1 week since mutt politicians love niggers
>>538927733>training spy prostituteswhy bother making old hags more attractive, just use children like the cia does—
